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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
Loving the new subforum name.

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I always love when the forums get little namechanges.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
How the hell did I screw that up :psyduck:

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
BTW food poisoning sucks. It's shooting out both ends and I'm seeing stuff from 8 hours ago. I blew my nose and food came out. 4 lbs lighter than I was an hour ago.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Hot.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Steve Yun posted:

BTW food poisoning sucks. It's shooting out both ends and I'm seeing stuff from 8 hours ago. I blew my nose and food came out. 4 lbs lighter than I was an hour ago.

That's all water. Speaking of which, it's super easy to get dehydrated during these episodes, so drink plenty of liquids!

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
I am at a leadership conference...

I may have a meltdown. What I am hearing right now certainly is making my ears bleed.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Well, it's all water now that I ran out of food to throw up. Thanks for the reminder, I knew I was going to get dehydrated but I wasn't able to hold down any liquids until just now.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
if liquid is coming out your rear end, you should probably put some liquid back in your rear end


~~enema time~~


:getin:

Walk Away
Dec 31, 2009

Industrial revolution has flipped the bitch on evolution.

mindphlux posted:

if liquid is coming out your rear end, you should probably put some liquid back in your rear end


~~enema time~~


:getin:

Are you volunteering to assist?

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


I am trying to work out how much money I'm going to need for moving to Florida, and it occurred to me that I have no idea how much money I'll be spending on boring poo poo.

What are American people's monthly outgoings (excluding food and rent)? I spend about a grand a month in the UK on council tax, water, electricity, broadband, TV license etc, and I was wondering what, roughly, I am going to need to set aside from my wages in the US...

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Scientastic posted:

I am trying to work out how much money I'm going to need for moving to Florida, and it occurred to me that I have no idea how much money I'll be spending on boring poo poo.

What are American people's monthly outgoings (excluding food and rent)? I spend about a grand a month in the UK on council tax, water, electricity, broadband, TV license etc, and I was wondering what, roughly, I am going to need to set aside from my wages in the US...

Really, that'll depend on what town you'll be living in - it can be that close. Figure $65 for Internet, depending on a package you get, ~ 12 cents per kilowatt-hour for electricity, no TV license - though you might subscribe to cable (or not! Hulu and Netflix are pretty decent substitutes here, and will run you together around $15-20 a month).

Tax will be dependent on exactly where you live, though you could look that information up online pretty easily.

I know you said excluding food, but that'll almost certainly be less than what you're paying now, though not knowing your pay, I can't say whether the relative percentage will be the same.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Walk Away posted:

Are you volunteering to assist?
No no, allow me.

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR
Have any of you seen Jiro Dreams of Sushi? Good doc, kinda pompous. Lots of "We don't care bout money, oh and look at my new hot rod that goes 300 mph!", and talks of "Oh we only sell our rice to Jiro! No one else can cook it right!" But other than that, what I found most interesting was the time and care that the place put into seating, portion size, tempo, and they would even adjust plating for those that ate left handed.

Oh, lots of sushi porn. And one young guy who said it took him months to learn how to make the perfect tamagoyaki and how he almost cried when he perfected it. To his benefit, the tamago they showed was absolutely, perfectly, smooth and beautifully colored.




Came away with loads of respect for the guy and a huge urge to save up and go try it out. :P


Looking at that omelette... there are not any folds! They do not show how they cook it in the film other than Jiro's son using a couple of chop sticks to flip it.

I wonder if they even fold it at all...

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Zuhzuhzombie!! posted:

I wonder if they even fold it at all...
I don't actually know, but I bet it's something like: pour, cook at a temperature where you're getting the bottom (in contact with the cooking surface) firming up while the top (not in contact) is near but under 140 F, fold so that half of the old bottom is now on top and the unset top is now folded into the center. If the two surfaces folded together haven't started forming curds there won't be a seam.

Tempering the eggs first would probably make this a lot easier but I don't know anything about the traditional method for tamago, apart from the fact it involves using a square pan. I bet you could make it a gently caress of a lot easier on yourself by doing the eggs sous vide before finishing them in a pan.

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR
Video showed him flipping a largely uncooked top. I'm thinking maybe it's just a large, soft, omelette with careful attention paid to flip it at just the right time.

Bagging it is probably a good idea beforehand as well. Maybe brush it with some mirin and soy sauce before browning each side.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

SubG posted:

I don't actually know, but I bet it's something like: pour, cook at a temperature where you're getting the bottom (in contact with the cooking surface) firming up while the top (not in contact) is near but under 140 F, fold so that half of the old bottom is now on top and the unset top is now folded into the center. If the two surfaces folded together haven't started forming curds there won't be a seam.

Tempering the eggs first would probably make this a lot easier but I don't know anything about the traditional method for tamago, apart from the fact it involves using a square pan. I bet you could make it a gently caress of a lot easier on yourself by doing the eggs sous vide before finishing them in a pan.

When they brought out the sushi course at Nobu, the waiter described everything, and used the word "baked" when describing their perfect looking tomago, which struck me as a little odd.

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR
Would be difficult to get that browning on each side I think if it were only baked.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Zuhzuhzombie!! posted:

Have any of you seen Jiro Dreams of Sushi? Good doc, kinda pompous. Lots of "We don't care bout money, oh and look at my new hot rod that goes 300 mph!", and talks of "Oh we only sell our rice to Jiro! No one else can cook it right!" But other than that, what I found most interesting was the time and care that the place put into seating, portion size, tempo, and they would even adjust plating for those that ate left handed.

Oh, lots of sushi porn. And one young guy who said it took him months to learn how to make the perfect tamagoyaki and how he almost cried when he perfected it. To his benefit, the tamago they showed was absolutely, perfectly, smooth and beautifully colored.




Came away with loads of respect for the guy and a huge urge to save up and go try it out. :P


Looking at that omelette... there are not any folds! They do not show how they cook it in the film other than Jiro's son using a couple of chop sticks to flip it.

I wonder if they even fold it at all...

I've got that film in my instant queue, actually. I just can't bring myself to watch sushi porn when I can't get (decent) sushi without driving a few hours :negative:.

The utter lack of seafood is the worst loving thing about living in the middle of nowhere Iowa. On the bright side, I'm heading back home to New England for a long weekend/Thanksgiving trip. On Black Friday, my buddy and I are heading to the coast and just inhaling oysters, mussels, fish, and lobster and great local beer. I plan on eating six months worth in a day :getin:. I'm making the drive back west starting Saturday, so here's to hoping I don't run into a Steve Yun situation. That would make a long drive even worse.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Zuhzuhzombie!! posted:

Would be difficult to get that browning on each side I think if it were only baked.
Yeah, but think less omelette and more of a pan-seared, less custard-y quiche. I could definitely see heat, fold, finish in oven. Like I said I actually don't know, but looking at the texture that's what it looks like to me. I've also noticed that in really good tamago like that, it usually looks (to me) like there's one side that's slightly more browned than the other. I suppose this could be the result of browning on one side, flipping, then browning the other, but it would also work out that way if you were starting with one layer then folding it.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

SubG posted:

Yeah, but think less omelette and more of a pan-seared, less custard-y quiche. I could definitely see heat, fold, finish in oven. Like I said I actually don't know, but looking at the texture that's what it looks like to me. I've also noticed that in really good tamago like that, it usually looks (to me) like there's one side that's slightly more browned than the other. I suppose this could be the result of browning on one side, flipping, then browning the other, but it would also work out that way if you were starting with one layer then folding it.

Pfft just cook it in a George foreman grill with the griddle plates in.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Probably easiest to float a pan in a puddler.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

GrAviTy84 posted:

Probably easiest to float a pan in a puddler.
Is the bain-marie, or something similar, used in traditional Japanese cooking? When FGR mentioned baking, I was thinking they might be finishing in the oven something like oeufs en cocotte, but I can't think of anything else in Japanese cooking that uses a water bath like that. I'm no expert though.

And I wonder how much of this is just me wanting to substitute method for technique; it also wouldn't surprise me if a master loving chef can just eyeball it and get those results with just a pan and a hob.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
You could bake them in a combi-oven easily enough.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
hey dino.

so, I think I'm gonna go to india for my honeymoon. I was immediately like 'oh, I should ask dino whats up in india' but then I was like 'well let me research some first so I'm not just acting like a dolt and asking dino what is up with the entire gigantic part of the earth that is all of india.'

I went to go buy a lonely planet since they're usually pretty good, but the reviews are godawful.

I basically don't know anything about india other than a. this indian girl I met in bulgaria told me that I had to go to rajasthan re: my love of food, and b. india probably has some beaches and my girl wants to go to a beach.


uhhhh, so

what is up with india? (all of it)

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Go to the part where they have the curry. I here that's pretty good.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
My mom says there are a lot of brown people in India.

Main wife loves India. She's done boating on Kerala backwaters which she thought was amazing. Parts of goa are good for beaches but others are very built up. I hear tell that Rajasthan is wonderful too. I've always wanted to go to a northern hill station/tea plantation.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Really though India is a pretty cool honeymoon idea and very exotic. We're going to do an auto tour of the UK but then we're quite boring and tweedy when it comes down to it.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Mr. Wiggles posted:

Really though India is a pretty cool honeymoon idea and very exotic. We're going to do an auto tour of the UK but then we're quite boring and tweedy when it comes down to it.

If you get a halfway decent car and zip around country roads, that could be really fun. And pretty scenic too, I should think.

Particularly in some of the more remote parts of Scotland. On both counts.

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR

Eat This Glob posted:

I've got that film in my instant queue, actually. I just can't bring myself to watch sushi porn when I can't get (decent) sushi without driving a few hours :negative:.

The utter lack of seafood is the worst loving thing about living in the middle of nowhere Iowa. On the bright side, I'm heading back home to New England for a long weekend/Thanksgiving trip. On Black Friday, my buddy and I are heading to the coast and just inhaling oysters, mussels, fish, and lobster and great local beer. I plan on eating six months worth in a day :getin:. I'm making the drive back west starting Saturday, so here's to hoping I don't run into a Steve Yun situation. That would make a long drive even worse.

I live about two hours from the gulf coast and about 3 from New Orleans. Bout the only good thing living in this State is the food.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Really though India is a pretty cool honeymoon idea and very exotic. We're going to do an auto tour of the UK but then we're quite boring and tweedy when it comes down to it.

go to wales, the snowdon area is really pretty. we rented a cabin there a couple years ago, and not only was it a fuckin fantastic bargain (like 60-80 pounds/nt a night for a 2 story 3 bedroom house with fireplace and kitchen and poo poo), but the people were all really really nice and food pretty decent (for the UK)

if you don't make it to wales, make sure you get up in the mountains in scotland - again some of the prettiest, most unique scenery I've ever seen.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

mindphlux posted:

go to wales, the snowdon area is really pretty. we rented a cabin there a couple years ago, and not only was it a fuckin fantastic bargain (like 60-80 pounds/nt a night for a 2 story 3 bedroom house with fireplace and kitchen and poo poo), but the people were all really really nice and food pretty decent (for the UK)

if you don't make it to wales, make sure you get up in the mountains in scotland - again some of the prettiest, most unique scenery I've ever seen.
Wales is magnificent. I went to Pembrokeshire a while ago and it was gorgeous. The Peak District and Lake District are very scenic too and good for walkies.

Clavietika
Dec 18, 2005


therattle posted:

Main wife loves India. She's done boating on Kerala backwaters which she thought was amazing. Parts of goa are good for beaches but others are very built up. I hear tell that Rajasthan is wonderful too. I've always wanted to go to a northern hill station/tea plantation.
Do you have an alternate/secondary wife? :psyduck:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Clavietika posted:

Do you have an alternate/secondary wife? :psyduck:

It's an old forum joke

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Clavietika posted:

Do you have an alternate/secondary wife? :psyduck:

check out the newbie.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



The gang was so close back then :unsmith:

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Clavietika posted:

Do you have an alternate/secondary wife? :psyduck:

If that gives you a pokemon headache, be glad that I don't discuss my personal life on here anymore.

Anyway, just completed a test run on my curry desert for the ICSA. HOLY poo poo, it came out even better then I expected, might even give Mrs. Gunderson a run for her money.

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.
@Sciencetastic: My brother used to live in Jax. Mind you, this is going to be about 10 years old, but Florida hasn't changed that much.

Florida has no local taxes. You'd only need to pay Federal tax, if anything. There is no TV license. If you choose to get cable TV, you get it. Else, just get Internet and Netflix. Internet here costs about $60/month. If you have a mobile phone, you can generally get an unlimited deal via t-Mobile or another similar company (Metro PCS, Boost Mobile, etc) for around $50/month for unlimited talk, text, and data. They don't require a contract. Boost Mobile will generally unlock your phone for free, as long as you use their service.

Depending on where you live, you will pay anywhere between $650 - $800/month on rent. Rent in Jax will include water, sewer, and garbage. It generally won't include electric. Electric on an average 1 bedroom should come to about $50 - $100 a month, depending on how much you use.

The water will taste like absolute rear end. You will need to buy a filter.

If you're used to shopping at Tesco, just hit up your local Publix. They'll have the decent quality food. If you don't care about the quality, and just want plenty of it really cheap, find a Winn Dixie. They'll frequently have sales on various things. The VAT in Jacksonville is 7%.

The biggest expense you'll run into is your car. Petrol isn't /that/ expensive, but insurance and the cost of the car itself can get prohibitive. Jacksonville has no reliable mass transit, and it is an enormous city. Everything is spread apart very far, and few things are within walking distance. Generally, free parking will abound pretty much anywhere you go, but you'll still be paying out the nose in car insurance and the like.

@MindPhlux: For all that's good and right in the world, go to Kerala. Rajasthan is beautiful, but for beauty, and excellent food, and outstanding service, Kerala is tops. I'd suggest doing just one state, and really immersing yourself in it for the entirety of the trip. Trying to jet across the country can get tiresome, and you'll be so busy trying to experience everything that you'll end up not really having that much fun. You'll be able to see mountains, forests, ocean, rivers, lakes, everything. It's one of the most beautiful spots in the world, with the friendliest people, and the most delicious food.

And I'm not even from there.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

dino. posted:

The biggest expense you'll run into is your car. Petrol isn't /that/ expensive, but insurance and the cost of the car itself can get prohibitive. Jacksonville has no reliable mass transit, and it is an enormous city. Everything is spread apart very far, and few things are within walking distance. Generally, free parking will abound pretty much anywhere you go, but you'll still be paying out the nose in car insurance and the like.

Compared to the UK, I can't believe that the car will be a worry.

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mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

dino. posted:

@MindPhlux: For all that's good and right in the world, go to Kerala. Rajasthan is beautiful, but for beauty, and excellent food, and outstanding service, Kerala is tops. I'd suggest doing just one state, and really immersing yourself in it for the entirety of the trip. Trying to jet across the country can get tiresome, and you'll be so busy trying to experience everything that you'll end up not really having that much fun. You'll be able to see mountains, forests, ocean, rivers, lakes, everything. It's one of the most beautiful spots in the world, with the friendliest people, and the most delicious food.

And I'm not even from there.

Duly noted. I am actually pretty worried about jetting across the country and getting exhausted. I think we'll only have two weeks, so I was hoping for maybe 2 destinations at most with a week in each.

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