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Shoeless
Sep 2, 2011
No, I did the same contingency orders. DFA the Seagull.

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Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Defiance Industries posted:

Yeah, it's not so much the issue of the DropShip not being a threat on the way in. It's when the thing is down that it becomes easy to deal with (even moreso if you're a unit that typically has artillery assets attached).
If a mech can hit it then it's either landing, landed or taking off (or part of some insane PTN scenario that terrifys everyone).

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Stop spoiling the final scenario! :argh:

SageNytell
Sep 28, 2008

<REDACT> THIS!
I voted, and my contingent orders were basically "FIRE EVERYTHING" and then die as I take a bunch of large lasers in the rear end from E1.
It's a humble plan, but I'm proud of it.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

PoptartsNinja posted:

Stop spoiling the final scenario! :argh:
But you already.... and...

:ohdear:

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
I'm just giving you grief, man.

There are only going to be five dropships on this map.

the JJ
Mar 31, 2011
I think I'm DFAing E1.

I really do hope we went for this unanimously.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

the JJ posted:

I really do hope we went for this unanimously.

If it makes you feel any better, it'd be a good excuse for me to show off why coupling EI Implants with a Targeting Computer is broken as gently caress.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


the JJ posted:

I think I'm DFAing E1.

I really do hope we went for this unanimously.

Otherwise we're going to be treated to the most expensive fireworks show ever. Airborne ammo-splosions!

Edit: ...man, I kinda want to see the write-up for the Death Commandos all getting blown up mid-jump, near simultaneously.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Heh. Cross post from the D&D political pictures thread:



quote:

The Age THE VCE exam body has been left red faced after a doctored artwork depicting a huge robot helping socialist revolutionaries during the Russian Revolution was accidentally included in this year’s year 12 history exam taken by 5700 students.

Exams for the popular History: Revolution subject were original supposed to include the artwork Storming the Winter palace on 25th October 1917 by Nikolai Kochergin, which depicts events during the October Revolution, which was instrumental in the larger Russian Revolution of 1917.

But when students opened their exam this morning they found an altered version of the work with what appear to be a large "BattleTech Marauder" robot aiding the rising revolutionaries in the background.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Zeroisanumber posted:

Heh. Cross post from the D&D political pictures thread:

Bonus points for using an Unseen 'mech. Props to the photoshopper, and to whomever snuck that into that test. It's not as though any of the students would have taken the 'mech-based alteration seriously... right?

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





That's fuckin' hilarious. God, our educational system today!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Zeroisanumber posted:

Heh. Cross post from the D&D political pictures thread:



Holy gently caress, that's awesome marauder. :monocle:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

That's clearly an officer's Battlepod. :colbert:

Paingod556
Nov 8, 2011

Not a problem, sir

jng2058 posted:

That's fuckin' hilarious. God, our educational system today!

Victoria confirmed for best tertiary exam thingy.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


SynthOrange posted:

That's clearly an officer's Battlepod. :colbert:

Get. The gently caress. OUT.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

SynthOrange posted:

That's clearly an officer's Battlepod. :colbert:

Oh, you people and your silly gundams. :newlol:

Bass Concert Hall
May 9, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I wonder if any of the kids had the balls to just write a little alternate history essay instead.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

SynthOrange posted:

That's clearly an officer's Battlepod. :colbert:

You would have flunked that test and been doomed to a life of penury and manual labor. Keep that in mind the next time you think about spreading such execrable statements.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

SynthOrange posted:

That's clearly an officer's Battlepod. :colbert:

There are no officers in the Glorious People's Revolution, only good proletarian Marauders who have been repurposed to spread the Socialist message through brick walls and at ranges greater than 1500m. :ussr:

landcollector
Feb 28, 2011

Zeroisanumber posted:

There are no officers in the Glorious People's Revolution, only good proletarian Marauders who have been repurposed to spread the Socialist message through brick walls and at ranges greater than 1500m. :ussr:

What weapon in BT has a 50 hex range? None that I know of.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

landcollector posted:

What weapon in BT has a 50 hex range? None that I know of.

nPPC.

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.


thats 50 space hexes :ohdear:

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


landcollector posted:

What weapon in BT has a 50 hex range? None that I know of.

That depends on whether or not you own TacOps.

landcollector
Feb 28, 2011

Defiance Industries posted:

That depends on whether or not you own TacOps.

Oh, I do. I'm aware of the Extreme Range and LOS range optional rules, but I am sticking to official standard ranges for the moment. Also, Extreme Range is barely useable without something like C3 and LOS range is not at all worth it.

Rorac
Aug 19, 2011

Defiance Industries posted:

That depends on whether or not you own TacOps.


The way you say this makes me imagine one side in-universe lamenting the enemy having extreme range and they don't because their commander didn't own tacops.

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

I'm sorry, you're all wrong, it's clearly a Glaug.

Fraction Jackson
Oct 27, 2007

Able to harness the awesome power of fractions
You know, if they were going for the Kerensky joke they really should've used an Orion. Just saying.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Rorac posted:

The way you say this makes me imagine one side in-universe lamenting the enemy having extreme range and they don't because their commander didn't own tacops.

That's exactly how I play, but it's pretty well-documented how much I hate FUCKIN POOR PEOPLE. Oh what, I bought JHS: Terra? Looks like all my pilots are now hyped advanced cyborgs backed up by drone mechs.

PAY 2 WIN BITCHES.

Shoeless
Sep 2, 2011
Oh, and you WILL pay to win, Defiance. They make you pay through the loving nose in BV for MD implants. Enjoy your mechs costing ~2x their base BV..... before you even touch their Piloting/Gunnery scores.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

SynthOrange posted:

That's clearly an officer's Battlepod. :colbert:

I love how mad people got about this comment. Sorry everyone, a Valkyrie is actually a VF-1S and you can all deal with it :colbert:

also I'm sort of glad Dr. Banzai disappeared because man early BT was just asking for a huge wave of copyright lawsuits. That said, Harmony Gold can die in a fire.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Psion posted:

I love how mad people got about this comment.

I think everyone was just kidding. I know I was.

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Psion posted:

I love how mad people got about this comment. Sorry everyone, a Valkyrie is actually a VF-1S and you can all deal with it :colbert:

also I'm sort of glad Dr. Banzai disappeared because man early BT was just asking for a huge wave of copyright lawsuits. That said, Harmony Gold can die in a fire.

Early Battletech actually licensed those designs from the company that made them (and those crazy redesigns from the Japanese release of Battletech were done by the same company). In fact, the company Harmony Gold got their rights from (the TV station that aired Macross) recently lost them in Japanese court.

dis astranagant fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Nov 15, 2012

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Psion posted:

I love how mad people got about this comment. Sorry everyone, a Valkyrie is actually a VF-1S and you can all deal with it :colbert:

also I'm sort of glad Dr. Banzai disappeared because man early BT was just asking for a huge wave of copyright lawsuits. That said, Harmony Gold can die in a fire.
People are pissed because gently caress Harmony Gold, that's a Glaug and you know it :colbert:

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Psion posted:

early BT was just asking for a huge wave of copyright lawsuits

It's not just early BattleTech, but they've pretty much nipped that in the bud.

From memory:

- The Battletech Universe takes a lot of its cues from Dune (so do many other works, including Fading Suns and Star Wars)
- The Unseen
- Dr. Banzai -> Buckaroo Banzai
- Natasha "The Black Widow" Kerensky -> Marvel's Natasha "The Black Widow" Romanov
- Spider (Battlemech) -> Spider Man (stylistically). It's more of a homage, though
- Venom (Battlemech) -> Venom (oh look it's a bigger spider! :ughh: )
- Alexander loving Kerensky :ughh:



Now, for other things that are a stretch:

- Various other `Mechs have been named after Marvel superheroes, but this gets a pass because the Shadowcat is awesome and superhero names are silly enough that it could be coincidence.
- Hanse Davion is King Arthur
- Ardan Sortek is Sir Lancelot
- Melissa Steiner is Gwenhwyfar (thankfully this plotline was interrupted by THE CLANS and Ardan Sortek was never seen again and nothing came of this OR DID IT?!)
- Morgan Hasek-Davion is Gawain
- Victor Steiner-Davion is Mordred (and brought about the doom of Space Camelot the Federated Suns)
- Katherine is also Mordred
- Max Liao (Sword and the Dagger, 1987) is basically Lo Pan (1986) crossed with Fu Manchu (1933, most recent movie in 1980), but this doesn't really count.
- Janos Marik is also someone but I forget who OH WAIT SPACE 80s, HE'S LENIN

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Don't forget Optimus Prime the Grant Titan!

RedMagus
Nov 16, 2005

Male....Female...what does it matter? Power is beautiful, and I've got the power!
Grimey Drawer
So any girl with green eyes in Draconis Suns territory is basically screwed?

God I love 80s space opera :allears:

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Shoeless posted:

Oh, and you WILL pay to win, Defiance. They make you pay through the loving nose in BV for MD implants. Enjoy your mechs costing ~2x their base BV..... before you even touch their Piloting/Gunnery scores.

That's only if the other guy bought a book with the rules to explain BV.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

What about those flying 'mechs that are either Gundams, Robotech, or Transformers?

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PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Actually, I take it back. Janos Marik isn't Lenin (except for the completely bald version of his character that shows up later in the Warrior Trilogy).

No, Janos Marik is really Charlton Heston (as Cardinal Richelieu)





Edit: Also, everyone evil in Battletech has a widow's peak big enough to give Vegeta a run for his money.

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