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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/606/2012/11/weve-got-a-bloke-in-goal-who-w.shtml

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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
http://richardp1975.wordpress.com/2012/08/24/full-kit-wankers/

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

https://twitter.com/wankersfullkit

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kUmYLUXG-0

Edgar Davids speaking about an experience just before becoming player-manager for Barnet (I think) on Goals on Sunday, a program that's aired midday on Sky Sports.

Brighterday fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Nov 15, 2012

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nZf005bBCw

Even if this paints Lazio in a positive light, this video summarizes a lot of why I love watching Serie A.

EDIT:

They left this goal out, from what I can see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X-qXH1nBJA

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Nov 15, 2012

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

TyChan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nZf005bBCw

Even if this paints Lazio in a positive light, this video summarizes a lot of why I love watching Serie A.


Oh my...that was gorgeous!

polydizzle
Sep 13, 2004
What a fatty son!

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



TyChan posted:

Even if this paints Lazio in a positive light, this video summarizes a lot of why I love watching Serie A.

gently caress Lazio forever and all that, but that is a cool video.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That Lazio video is well done even if they cut out the Pjanic goal, thanks for linking that TyChan. For anybody wondering, that punch De Rossi dishes out got him three games.

Also, you guys are gonna poo poo yourselves when Hellas starts playing Serie A again.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

polydizzle posted:

What a fatty son!



...has Anderson taken a load of DJ equipment away on international duty with him?

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Double post, whoops!

This will only appeal to City fans I guess, but the club has made the documentary they made documenting last season available online for 24 hours for free, it's an hour and pretty cool.

TheGoatFeeder fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Nov 15, 2012

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/i/#!/WankersFullKit/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FZ2HJ3Rev

:aaaaa:

That's my friend's aunt. She's a Millwall supporter.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

https://twitter.com/i/#!/WankersFullKit/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2F0ZQepPY8

gently caress Mr Tumble, I loving hate him so loving much, I don't care how many disabled kids he helps

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAuexTsAfaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcT4KJFdWhA

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Might be a new contender for worst penalty ever. It's almost like he was trying to hit the camera behind the goal.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Yeah, looks like the type of pen where you'd actually have to put effort in to miss by that much.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
It's pretty bad when the keeper you attempted to score on feels obligated to come out and console you

\/ lol sorry my use of a quasi-foreign expression has offended you so

Lamont Cranston fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Nov 15, 2012

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
It's really bad if someone who uses the term 'score on' notices how bad it is.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Lamont Cranston posted:

It's pretty bad when the keeper you attempted to score on feels obligated to come out and console you

Maybe they're teammates on the club level?

EDIT: Nope. They're not.

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Nov 15, 2012

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
just called him a twat though didnt he

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


I'm pretty sure ephex hasn't already posted this...

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

Ibra wins all of the football forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flmx5wvq1LI


http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/42835/zlatan-ibrahimovic-just-proved-there-is-no-spoon

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

TyChan posted:



I'm pretty sure ephex hasn't already posted this...

Nice to know even footballers are scared of touching girls.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vX7xNsWeJA

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


TyChan posted:



I'm pretty sure ephex hasn't already posted this...

Epic hoverhand

powertoiletduck
Feb 19, 2004

dance dance dance

Mickolution posted:

Yeah, looks like the type of pen where you'd actually have to put effort in to miss by that much.

He deliberately put it into row Z because it wasn't a penalty (and presumably because it was a friendly). Look at the Colombian players crowd the referee after he blasts it.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

powertoiletduck posted:

He deliberately put it into row Z because it wasn't a penalty (and presumably because it was a friendly). Look at the Colombian players crowd the referee after he blasts it.

Wait really? I didn't see the match, if that's true it is awesome.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

powertoiletduck posted:

He deliberately put it into row Z because it wasn't a penalty (and presumably because it was a friendly). Look at the Colombian players crowd the referee after he blasts it.

Wjat? Thats not true at all:

He said: “The penalty was horrible but you probably noticed the state the pitch was in, it didn’t have any stability."

“I tried to take it slowly but it didn’t work out. These things happen."

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
This one includes the foul beforehand, decide for yourselves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRpmm2GucK4

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

powertoiletduck posted:

He deliberately put it into row Z because it wasn't a penalty (and presumably because it was a friendly). Look at the Colombian players crowd the referee after he blasts it.

:lol: if you think Neymar didn't want to bury that penalty. Friendlies are still games and he wants goals. He's still putting himself out there as an athlete and he's still the same egotistical guy who is looking for a move to Europe after he's done making all the money in Brazil.

No, it was just a bad pitch, the same silly run up, and a terrible kick.

s0meb0dy0
Feb 27, 2004

The death of a child is always a tragedy, but let's put this in perspective, shall we? I mean they WERE palestinian.

It's an interesting take on it. It definitely explains why the keeper and another Columbian talk to him. And him showing fair play/maturity will get him to Europe faster than goals will. Not that he can't move whenever he wants and make as much as he dreams.

And it really makes sense considering his kick LOOKED like he wasn't going for the goal.

Thurlow
Aug 14, 2005

s0meb0dy0 posted:

It's an interesting take on it. It definitely explains why the keeper and another Columbian talk to him. And him showing fair play/maturity will get him to Europe faster than goals will. Not that he can't move whenever he wants and make as much as he dreams.

And it really makes sense considering his kick LOOKED like he wasn't going for the goal.

He didn't miss it on purpose.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

s0meb0dy0 posted:

It's an interesting take on it. It definitely explains why the keeper and another Columbian talk to him. And him showing fair play/maturity will get him to Europe faster than goals will. Not that he can't move whenever he wants and make as much as he dreams.

And it really makes sense considering his kick LOOKED like he wasn't going for the goal.

With paragons of footballing virtue Barcelona as role models for european football I don't see why he needs to show either fair play or maturity.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Byolante posted:

With paragons of footballing virtue Barcelona as role models for european football I don't see why he needs to show either fair play or maturity.

I'm impressed you didn't manage to get Liverpool or Suarez into this post.

Also you were awfully quiet after the Shawcross 'performance' vs Sweden

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Ewar Woowar posted:

I'm impressed you didn't manage to get Liverpool or Suarez into this post.

Also you were awfully quiet after the Shawcross 'performance' vs Sweden

I slept instead, it being on at 5am and me not expecting him to play. I heard he wasn't too hot though and it doesn't really concern me. I know how good he is for us and that's whats important.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Byolante posted:

I slept instead, it being on at 5am and me not expecting him to play. I heard he wasn't too hot though and it doesn't really concern me. I know how good he is for us and that's whats important.

He's absolute poo poo actually

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Shawcross' poo poo, mate.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Commentators from around the world react to THAT Zlatan Ibrahimovic goal.



http://soundcloud.com/off-the-ball/commentators-from-around-the

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TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx7V08PfJhU

Roberto Mancini entered todays press conference with a David Platt mask on after Platt did the presser last week and Mancini got a bit of grief for skipping it.

Also, Alan Partridge commentates on the Ibra goal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEmrWETOUYU

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