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Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
https://twitter.com/XENOCONTENDI

gently caress my rear end.

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Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011

I forgot I had one of these. I post about animals and nerd stuff and whatever else. Just now renewed/started again.
https://twitter.com/ronanpew

Bone
Feb 15, 2007

We're boned.
https://www.twitter.com/TforTyler_

I created this account a while ago, but only recently started using it. I rarely post now, but that will probably change if i get more followers. All my real friends are too cool for twitter :(

Edit: Oh yeah, I work at a motel too, so I'll also be posting about the weird poo poo that happens there every so often!

Bone has a new favorite as of 20:49 on Nov 2, 2012

Victoria_alice
Sep 20, 2008
victoria_alice

i post catchy lines/any art stuff i'm doing around the city

Happyfacecrazy
Jul 30, 2010

Soft Kitty...
Warm Kitty...
Little Ball of Fur.
Happy Kitty...
Sleepy Kitty...
Purr, Purr, Purrr.
ihazabeautyblog

Mainly used in connection with my blog but I do often post something witty.

Frozenfries
Nov 1, 2012
https://twitter.com/Frozencry

I usually tweet about video games and coffee.

Smashlampjaw
Aug 16, 2008
https://twitter.com/Smashlampjaw_



Just rebooted my account, I usually talk about games, sports or anything really.

Smashlampjaw has a new favorite as of 09:14 on Nov 5, 2012

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/fermunation I've gone a bit crazy with the #RomneyDeathRally hashtag, but I mostly talk about leftist or just general US politics, space, video games, coffee, or jokes about whatever is trending.

BAWRLIN
Nov 23, 2003

He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

fermun posted:

https://twitter.com/fermunation I've gone a bit crazy with the #RomneyDeathRally hashtag, but I mostly talk about leftist or just general US politics, space, video games, coffee, or jokes about whatever is trending.

The #RomneyDeathRally has been the most fun twitter has been in months.

Geektox
Aug 1, 2012

Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
https://twitter.com/geektox

My friends and family don't use twitter so right now it's mostly just for following funny people and celebrities.

Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.
mikey_bt - uk based

Subjects covered.

Bitching about work.
Pro wrestling.
The irritations of having a small child (5 weeks old at time of writing...hello 3am)

I hate retweets so you wont find me doing that, and i wont clog up your timeline with spam. so theres that.

Osmium Tetroxide
Jan 28, 2009
https://www.twitter.com/nobadscience

Talk about absolutely anything.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
https://twitter.com/effyoudad funny twet joeks and the horror of everyday life

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

shut up netface posted:

https://twitter.com/effyoudad funny twet joeks and the horror of everyday life

Yo, this dude has 420 tweets right now and an av of an alligator (or crocodile) with sunglasses on. If thats not an automatic follow I dont know what is.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/ConstableLemon

Tweeting about eggnog for the next two months. Maybe something about video games too.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

dog poop n doritos posted:

Yo, this dude has 420 tweets right now and an av of an alligator (or crocodile) with sunglasses on. If thats not an automatic follow I dont know what is.

I love u. Im trying to further my personal brand of dumb loving garbage tweets.

zonar
Jan 4, 2012

That was a BAD business decision!

dog poop n doritos posted:

Yo, this dude has 420 tweets right now and an av of an alligator (or crocodile) with sunglasses on. If thats not an automatic follow I dont know what is.
He's got 422 now, I'm very sad :(

@AAssiduity. Primarily British politics or garbage tweets (there is plenty of overlap).

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Allan Assiduity posted:

He's got 422 now, I'm very sad :(

@AAssiduity. Primarily British politics or garbage tweets (there is plenty of overlap).

@effyoudad

NOTE 2 MY FOLLOWERS... I WILL CONSTANTLY DELETE OLD UNFUNNY TWEETS TO REMAIN AT 420. I AM 25 YEARS OLD.
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TheMadStork
Oct 29, 2007

How about the time I chipped my tooth on the urinal, what was so fucking comical about that?
https://twitter.com/#!/Chazballpark

Try to be funny, Goonish things, retweets from weird twitter, sports.

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

personally, and this is just me speaking, I like "weird twitter"

moondust
Feb 3, 2011

Mo' Problems

Ogre Lift posted:

personally, and this is just me speaking, I like "weird twitter"

yes wow hello I'm stuck in weird twitter and can't get out help??

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

I've posted before but that was literally decades ago. I mostly try to be funny and it's not working. No one likes me. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I wish twitter would embrace me. Oh god.

@JakeTylerComedy

Geektox posted:

https://twitter.com/geektox

My friends and family don't use twitter so right now it's mostly just for following funny people and celebrities.

Funny people AND celebrities? Have I got a twitter for you!!!

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

A Sassy Dog posted:

yes wow hello I'm stuck in weird twitter and can't get out help??

If you're not at work please consult this handy map of "Weird Twitter" :nws: http://i.imgur.com/PF4QE.jpg :nws:

also you could follow @red_mercer, no big deal

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
I always forget about this thread, and just when I get bored with Twitter it shows up and I have more funny jokes to read while I'm making GBS threads.

http://twitter.com/AwfulWizard

squeee
Apr 23, 2009

the thrill of the chase.
I'm trying to get back into Twitter things.

Follow me so I don't look like a crazy person who talks to myself.

http://twitter.com/LittleSmyth

Con Queso
Mar 2, 2007

https://twitter.com/LouieBerceli

C'mon y'all, I need more followers so people think I'm a successful comedian and not an unemployed one-liner machine.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/Sir_Tea_Party

After I stopped sending weird tweets to porn stars, I feel I've lost my way. Help me regain my confidence so I can build my ego on something that doesn't really matter like Twitter.

loudog999
Apr 30, 2006

I have been away from this thread for a bit so I just followed the last few pages. I will post my twitter again, I promise, I am not a lovely person to follow

https://twitter.com/loudog999

Casual Combustion
Jan 12, 2003

trying to use twitter more, mostly jokes I guess https://twitter.com/dubstep_dad

Plumtree
Jul 11, 2011

by Ralp
you can find me at http://twitter.com/fart

Buckybone
Oct 6, 2012
http://twitter.com/buckybone

I live-tweet sports sometimes (mainly: Packers, Brewers, Liverpool, UFC). I'll also dive into politics (especially around US elections), and some "geek" things (for example, I recently live-tweeted IFC's airing of Star Trek: The Motion Picture).

limpster
Jan 28, 2002

The custom title is literal and will be posted just as you type it unless changes are deemed necessary.
https://twitter.com/Truncated

Jokes.

Long John Power
Sep 11, 2001

http://twitter.com/n_o_p_e

Mostly just poo poo-tweeting.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

http://twitter.com/radiodevt

Tweeting about work (I work at the radio and get the craziest emails/calls), random stuff and the occasional bad joke. I am currently going through my backlog so I post about the weirdest games, too.

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me
I've been getting followers which means this thread must be active again. Props to the six of you fuckers what like my tweets @animehitler420

I'm thinking of starting a twitter that's nothing but quotes from Law and Order SVU. This is a great idea and none of you can convince me otherwise.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
https://twitter.com/Virtualathlete

A cavalcade of spelling errors, puns, and tweets about survivor and wrestling

Anais Nun
Apr 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/ajrobertswrites

I need some goons on this thing. So far I'm bored out of my mind hearing about my cousin's love life - or lack of. I offer a mixture of porn commentary, Victorian grifters and books you should definitely read. (ie. mine.)

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Red is Dead posted:

mikey_bt - uk based

Subjects covered.

Bitching about work.
Pro wrestling.
The irritations of having a small child (5 weeks old at time of writing...hello 3am)

I hate retweets so you wont find me doing that, and i wont clog up your timeline with spam. so theres that.

I whole-heartedly endorse this. While I'm at it, I may as well pimp my own https://twitter.com/pandagork. Generalised cursing at various sporting events, obscure in-jokes and occasional retweets of boob pics. And the occasional "christ I like this woman at work, I'm such a coward" tweet

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002


drat dawg you famous

https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/272812894599667712

how do i get me some of them followers?

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Zombones
Oct 17, 2004
i should really be more popular than i am. most of my tweets are about dicks. https://twitter.com/buttsamillion

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