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Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Isn't he the guy that I told to pour the gatorade that killed Marty Benson?

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Eddie Dingle
Nov 4, 2007

Got a weasel teazel my pleazel got a weasel.
The Portuguese guy that lives next to the incinerator?

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
That's a lot of potatoes!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
Why a cape?

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

That's a lot of potatoes!

You know, your whole building smells like potatoes.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Iatethirtybugs posted:

The Portuguese guy that lives next to the incinerator?

Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key!

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Coffee And Pie posted:

Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key!

Now let's go watch em slice this fat bastard up

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Riptor posted:

Now let's go watch em slice this fat bastard up

Phil... Mrs. Phil...

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

LifeGetsWorser posted:

That's a lot of potatoes!

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Coffee And Pie posted:

Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key!

The Ukraine is weak.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

Phil... Mrs. Phil...

Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Root Bear posted:

The Ukraine is weak.

Ukraine is game to you?! :ussr:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

The Ukraine is weak.

Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. So let’s not just say things that we both know are complete fabrications!

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Ukraine is game to you?! :ussr:


It must be a bummer for you guys what with the fall of the Soviet empire and everything .

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

Look at this. "Exciting uninhibited woman seeks forward thinking comrade and appearance not important." . . . Appearance Not Important! This is unbelievable. Finally this is an ideology I can embrace.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Well, if you've got needs and abilities that's a pretty good combination.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
She name Names!!

Billy Zane
Jun 24, 2003

Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.
Hey! This guy's a commie!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
The sea was angry that day, my friends.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
What kind of pills are these anyways? For Smuckers?

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

"Here ya go!, Merry Christmas!"
"Mail on a Sunday?"
"Whoops!"

The Andrea Doria episode is classic, the moment where George recounts his life to the board and they're all crying had me cracking up/.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Billy Zane posted:

Hey! This guy's a commie!

Oh yeah? Well that's enough pinko! You're through. The both of ya!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

She name Names!!

No lie, the other day I drove past a Chinese place called "Hop Sing's."

I'm kicking myself for not getting a picture, because now I can't remember where I saw it.


(I do a lot of driving for work, so I don't think it was in the town I live in, but some other town that I can't remember.)

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

:stare: DrBouvenstein, when my father was blacklisted, he couldn't work for years. He and his friends used to sit at Hop Sing's every day figuring out how to survive!

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Look at meeee I got beeeeeaned with a giant ball of oilllll

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Vigilance posted:

Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken.

How do they make that alcoholic chicken, anyway?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Chexoid posted:

Look at meeee I got beeeeeaned with a giant ball of oilllll

Well, that didn’t work!

Hey, how about this...ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Coffee And Pie posted:

How do they make that alcoholic chicken, anyway?

You just let it ferment. Like anythin' else.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Natalya Fartz posted:

Look at this. "Exciting uninhibited woman seeks forward thinking comrade and appearance not important." . . . Appearance Not Important! This is unbelievable. Finally this is an ideology I can embrace.

"Yes George, I did. Come in, come in. George, the wordaround the office is that you're a Communist."

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


FuzzySkinner posted:

"Yes George, I did. Come in, come in. George, the wordaround the office is that you're a Communist."

Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Santa is not a Commie! He just forgot how his good friend stuck his neck out for him to get him a good job like this. Didn't he Santa?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Manslaughter! Literally the slaughter of a man! Sounds brutal, doesn’t it? Yet, it’s the most socially-acceptable form of murder.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Well, that didn’t work!

Hey, how about this...ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?


Just tell this thread that if it needs me, I'M IN MY OFFICE! :black101:

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Sash! posted:

Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!

You know George, it struck me today me that a Communist pipeline into the vast reservoir of Cuban baseball talent could be the greatest thing ever to happen to this organization.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

Just tell this thread that if it needs me, I'M IN MY OFFICE! :black101:

For I am Costanza: Lord of the Idiots.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

potee posted:

For I am Costanza: Lord of the Idiots.

But are you still master of your domain?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Two hundred seats on a plane, I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo. Shut up! One more day and you are pound bound!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

But are you still master of your domain?

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