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Isn't he the guy that I told to pour the gatorade that killed Marty Benson?
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 03:29 |
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The Portuguese guy that lives next to the incinerator?
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 04:35 |
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That's a lot of potatoes!
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 04:50 |
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Why a cape?
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 10:09 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:That's a lot of potatoes! You know, your whole building smells like potatoes.
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 11:17 |
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Iatethirtybugs posted:The Portuguese guy that lives next to the incinerator? Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key!
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 14:18 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key! Now let's go watch em slice this fat bastard up
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 15:36 |
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Riptor posted:Now let's go watch em slice this fat bastard up Phil... Mrs. Phil...
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 16:26 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:That's a lot of potatoes! Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 16:49 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key! The Ukraine is weak.
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 18:35 |
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potee posted:Phil... Mrs. Phil... Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 18:50 |
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Root Bear posted:The Ukraine is weak. Ukraine is game to you?!
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# ? Dec 2, 2012 21:38 |
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Root Bear posted:The Ukraine is weak. Please. I think I’ve reached the point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie. So let’s not just say things that we both know are complete fabrications!
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# ? Dec 3, 2012 15:49 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Ukraine is game to you?! It must be a bummer for you guys what with the fall of the Soviet empire and everything .
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# ? Dec 3, 2012 15:52 |
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Look at this. "Exciting uninhibited woman seeks forward thinking comrade and appearance not important." . . . Appearance Not Important! This is unbelievable. Finally this is an ideology I can embrace.
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# ? Dec 3, 2012 17:44 |
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Well, if you've got needs and abilities that's a pretty good combination.
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# ? Dec 3, 2012 17:47 |
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She name Names!!
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# ? Dec 3, 2012 18:48 |
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Hey! This guy's a commie!
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# ? Dec 3, 2012 20:59 |
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The sea was angry that day, my friends.
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# ? Dec 3, 2012 21:04 |
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Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli.
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# ? Dec 3, 2012 21:10 |
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What kind of pills are these anyways? For Smuckers?
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 01:51 |
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"Here ya go!, Merry Christmas!" "Mail on a Sunday?" "Whoops!" The Andrea Doria episode is classic, the moment where George recounts his life to the board and they're all crying had me cracking up/.
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 01:56 |
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Billy Zane posted:Hey! This guy's a commie! Oh yeah? Well that's enough pinko! You're through. The both of ya!
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 03:44 |
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Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken.
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 03:49 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:She name Names!! No lie, the other day I drove past a Chinese place called "Hop Sing's." I'm kicking myself for not getting a picture, because now I can't remember where I saw it. (I do a lot of driving for work, so I don't think it was in the town I live in, but some other town that I can't remember.)
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 03:59 |
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DrBouvenstein, when my father was blacklisted, he couldn't work for years. He and his friends used to sit at Hop Sing's every day figuring out how to survive!
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 04:16 |
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Look at meeee I got beeeeeaned with a giant ball of oilllll
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 04:27 |
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Vigilance posted:Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken. How do they make that alcoholic chicken, anyway?
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 04:30 |
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Chexoid posted:Look at meeee I got beeeeeaned with a giant ball of oilllll Well, that didn’t work! Hey, how about this...ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 04:30 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:How do they make that alcoholic chicken, anyway? You just let it ferment. Like anythin' else.
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 04:53 |
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Natalya Fartz posted:Look at this. "Exciting uninhibited woman seeks forward thinking comrade and appearance not important." . . . Appearance Not Important! This is unbelievable. Finally this is an ideology I can embrace. "Yes George, I did. Come in, come in. George, the wordaround the office is that you're a Communist."
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 05:16 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:"Yes George, I did. Come in, come in. George, the wordaround the office is that you're a Communist." Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country!
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 05:25 |
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Santa is not a Commie! He just forgot how his good friend stuck his neck out for him to get him a good job like this. Didn't he Santa?
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 05:26 |
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Manslaughter! Literally the slaughter of a man! Sounds brutal, doesn’t it? Yet, it’s the most socially-acceptable form of murder.
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 05:35 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Well, that didn’t work! Just tell this thread that if it needs me, I'M IN MY OFFICE!
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 05:56 |
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Sash! posted:Commie! Commie! Traitor to our country! You know George, it struck me today me that a Communist pipeline into the vast reservoir of Cuban baseball talent could be the greatest thing ever to happen to this organization.
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 10:38 |
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Root Bear posted:Just tell this thread that if it needs me, I'M IN MY OFFICE! For I am Costanza: Lord of the Idiots.
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 18:44 |
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potee posted:For I am Costanza: Lord of the Idiots. But are you still master of your domain?
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 18:52 |
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Two hundred seats on a plane, I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo. Shut up! One more day and you are pound bound!
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 19:06 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:But are you still master of your domain?
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# ? Dec 4, 2012 19:16 |