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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Why hasn't someone stolen the crazy Bob Backlund gimmick yet? Also Chuck Norris!

Jim Ross cuts one hell of a promo

Missy Hyatt previews Great Muta

Ultimate Warrior MSG Slam Jam Promo

Johnny B. Badd & Kimberly go on a Carriage Ride

Sting vs. Coconut Savage

Disco Inferno is coming to WCW!

King's Court with Bob Backlund (and a marriage proposal)

TSteck160 has uploaded an endless amount of amazing material.

Edit: The full Diesel vs. Bob Backlund match from MSG

Brooklyn Brawler vs. Shawn Michaels for the WWF Title

Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon in a Ladder Match on a houseshow

Jubs fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Nov 30, 2012

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Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

This is more underwhelming than the whole "Fingerpoke of Doom" incident. Jesus christ.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4WLGK2GTo
Jake seems to be doing better :unsmith: or was this before DDP found him drunk :smith:

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

achillesforever6 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4WLGK2GTo
Jake seems to be doing better :unsmith: or was this before DDP found him drunk :smith:

I think it's after since the last vid I saw was Jake going to the AA meeting (if they're located in Vegas)

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEOCz5Lg6Qs
It's going to be weird seeing Undertaker doing interviews if he decides to when he retires. I really want him or someone write a book about his life and career.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

achillesforever6 posted:

Jake seems to be doing better :unsmith: or was this before DDP found him drunk :smith:
He still seems to be playing a character, which scares me. Plus, it's way easier not to be an addict in the morning when you have your whole day in front of you and you're surrounded by friends, but it's the moments where he's going to be alone that'll make this harder.

I hope Jake makes it.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
That was the impression I got too and it seemed to be DDP's reaction. I've never seen addiction up close, but it seemed like Jake was grabbing onto a momentary happy thought to convince himself he's turning around. I doubt it means much until he's back down again and can still say "no more". That's why everyone should periodically tweet Jake, "soup spoon". :shobon:

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

LividLiquid posted:

I hope Jake makes it.

Speaking of seemingly hopeless alcoholics, Scott Hall news has seem to have dropped off. Is his son still wrestling? He was looking like a natural.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Speaking of seemingly hopeless alcoholics, Scott Hall news has seem to have dropped off. Is his son still wrestling? He was looking like a natural.

He quit and then took it back up again. I swear these jokes write themselves.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Jon Moxley (Dean Ambrose) singing along with Neil Diamond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnF50chQ3I

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
A 1985 match between Rollerball Rocco and Kung Fu that was recorded for a TV pilot for a new UK wrestling show that never materialised. Surprisingly violent for those days, but then Rocco often was...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSR_YkqqNR4

SlippyFists
Jul 16, 2007

To The Flowers of Time!

DDP and Jake smash some chicken!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWRDqfHME-w

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3K7diGlmqg

I forgot how...vicious the Billionaire Ted skits were.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Austin vs. Jake Roberts at King of the Ring. Includes Brian Pillman promo.

I'm surprised they didn't have Jake Roberts win the KotR. During the whole tournament, they kept stressing him trying to overcome his demons and the fact that he had never won any titles in the WWF before. They even added more roadblocks for him to conquer with the post-match attack by Vader earlier in the PPV.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

VogeGandire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3K7diGlmqg

I forgot how...vicious the Billionaire Ted skits were.

Ewww, Russo.

Also, these are hilarious considering that once Hogan was willing to work for Vince again he scooped him up like a tasty treat. Also Vince Stole everything that made him successful.

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
It took me awhile, but I finally decided to look up some Dean Ambrose stuff, specifically to see if they did anything with this promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLcneAyWCsg

Answer: poo poo Yes they did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yJ_2nU6w9c

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ambrose/Regal II is my match of the year. So loving good.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


http://youtu.be/NWzMb53JolY

Errr...so WWE posted a video of Scotty Goldman for no reason.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

There would have been a point had they waited until Sunday.

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
I do not understand anything about why this video suddenly exists, and why this wasn't made while he was actually there.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


All Colt all the time. New (and final) AoW Animated with a few assorted bits from AoW 100. So Colt, Punk, Cena, Ryder, Quack, Ants and pretty much as many references as Mike could fit into 3 minutes.

http://youtu.be/h6gUFgWW2Xg

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
If you get a chance, pause the video when they're showing the classroom and the bathroom when Punk talks to Cabana about the 5th grade, there's some funny stuff on the chalkboard (Steiner's Theory of winning explained), and some funny grafitti on the bathroom wall ("Iran is Number 1, Russia is number 2, I just made number 2").

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

If you get a chance, pause the video when they're showing the classroom and the bathroom when Punk talks to Cabana about the 5th grade, there's some funny stuff on the chalkboard (Steiner's Theory of winning explained), and some funny grafitti on the bathroom wall ("Iran is Number 1, Russia is number 2, I just made number 2").

See if you can find the hidden Cornette face! And yeah, all kinds of other references.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
WCW Mexican Hardcore Match

Super Dragon vs. Cheerleader Melissa

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
It's a really good match, but mute the volume if you watch that hardcore match. It's basically WCW's announcers going "lol Mexicans" for stuff people normally pop for, and by the end the crowd's into it.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

That spot of Damian THROWING the chair at Silver King in mid-air always looks amazing.

But yeah, as with all WCW cruiserweight matches, mute the commentary because they really like burying the luchas.


(e)Oh my god someone needs to gif Ciclope coming out of nowhere to discus-throw a trashcan lid at the back of La Parka's head at 06:10.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Dec 7, 2012

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
How do you have a falls count anywhere match without a single pin attempt outside the ring? :psyduck:

Fun match though.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Perry Normal posted:

How do you have a falls count anywhere match without a single pin attempt outside the ring? :psyduck:

Fun match though.

This is WCW. They probably weren't even told it was FCA.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Bobby Heenan at his finest

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I really miss promos and little segments like this...current wrestlers could learn a lot from watching some of the older footage and matches

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Ozz81 posted:

I really miss promos and little segments like this...current wrestlers could learn a lot from watching some of the older footage and matches

Just give them Macho levels of coke

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
http://telly.com/567YU
Cody training

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGTqTlwYC7g

Happy holidays, everyone!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQBRC0hlnxE

The view never changes, baby! THE VIEW NEVER CHANGES!

Everybody likes to talk about the "Hard Times" promo, but this one is my favourite Dusty promo.

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
This guy does some of the best music videos of ECW, WCW and Japanese shows.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
The best ending to a Raw ever:
http://youtu.be/2vCKpQwxIH8?t=9m11s

Cage on fire, Kane, Undertaker and Austin in the ring brawling.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Generic CAW posted:

The best ending to a Raw ever:
http://youtu.be/2vCKpQwxIH8?t=9m11s

Cage on fire, Kane, Undertaker and Austin in the ring brawling.

Correction, THIS MATCH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-koj9Uwdr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaEHmLDROI

HHH, X-Pac, Benoit, Malenko, Saturn vs Cactus Jack, The Rock, Too Cool, Rikishi

In front of one of the HOTTEST CROWDS EVER.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3MwbqFHL0

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Think I need to go back and really watch some Misae Genki stuff, so here's Genki vs. Satoshi Kojima.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

It's basically one long slug fest.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnxAytRrHEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW5nDJVSTQM

So Edge was a jobber on WCW for two matches.

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