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sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
To be honest RvP and Hart don't look too chuffed

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The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

sircozzie posted:

To be honest RvP and Hart don't look too chuffed

they were probably on a date

Long John Power
Sep 11, 2001

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Cross-post from Central/South thread. It's the best goals from the top flight in Brazil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40AZsqTJW34

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Hoops posted:

Give all fans little foam balls at the start of games, or maybe some kind of rotting fruit. You can't suppress a football fans' inate violence and bigotry, but you can atleast impair it.

If a racist fan threw a banana at a black player and the player just stopped and ate it in full view of the fans would he get booked? I wrote in to you are the ref about it once but they never got back to me

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

the sex ghost posted:

If a racist fan threw a banana at a black player and the player just stopped and ate it in full view of the fans would he get booked? I wrote in to you are the ref about it once but they never got back to me
i think this has actually happened before, not sure it was a banana but some kind of food

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

please respond posted:

i think this has actually happened before, not sure it was a banana but some kind of food

a goalie drank a beer once iirc

Imprtant Notice
Oct 26, 2005
Hey there girls, I'm a cunt.
That was Sczcesny and it was hilarious

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.




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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


I smiled when I saw this :unsmith:

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

Paperhouse posted:

It totally looked like that at first, but it quickly became apparent that he'd been hit by something (a 2p coin). Went from being funny to disgusting within about 10 seconds

It's still funny. Professional footballers aren't real people.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

sassassin posted:

Why would there be a series? It references a record that was broken today.

Different records, different dates--who knows? It's a cool concept :shobon:

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Ewar Woowar posted:

I smiled when I saw this :unsmith:
Beating Big Sam isn't as much fun as it used to be with Rafa though.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

This is beautiful.


As is this.

ragle
Nov 1, 2009

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

Van Basten gets crushed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFJLBFsVT2Y

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Fabregas has a long history of bad haircuts

http://www.kickette.com/an-open-letter-to-cesc-fabregas-f5-intervention

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

How has his ridiculous mullet not turned up yet?

R.S. Gumby
Jul 26, 2007

Utterly useless.

the sex ghost posted:

If a racist fan threw a banana at a black player and the player just stopped and ate it in full view of the fans would he get booked? I wrote in to you are the ref about it once but they never got back to me

Pa Dembo Touray did this a few years ago in Sweden. Pretty sure he wasn't booked.
Not necessarily motivated by racism though, as the tradition of throwing bananas at the Djurgården keeper predated Touray's spell at the club.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/africa/3696958.stm

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

She called stats "shtats" the other day by mistake and Didi Hamann won't let her forget it

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Ewar Woowar posted:

How has his ridiculous mullet not turned up yet?




Bonus Torres mullet too

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


That's one aerodynamic haircut

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

the sex ghost posted:

If a racist fan threw a banana at a black player and the player just stopped and ate it in full view of the fans would he get booked? I wrote in to you are the ref about it once but they never got back to me

Resubmit it and see if you win a special one-off prize

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Wayne Rooney's "10 Greatest Premier League Moments" ebook is free on Amazon if anyone cares.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


EDIT:

Never sleep near Pepe Reina.



Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Dec 10, 2012

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Can't stop laughing at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlT9tGtbMjg

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
You would think someone from his team would have yelled for him to go back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WCCetYT0iM

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito


Needs white pigeons taking off in the background.

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long


Giggs and Scholes don't look particularly impressed.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Cor



Not sure what's better, the ball in or the trap.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Love both of them; and they both started to shine right when Milan needed them.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Lladre posted:

You would think someone from his team would have yelled for him to go back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WCCetYT0iM
Haha, slow motion makes this so much better. Watching it just creep towards that line.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Lladre posted:

You would think someone from his team would have yelled for him to go back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WCCetYT0iM

I've been in 3 penalty kick shootouts(as goalie) since that arab goalkeeper let the ball curl back in and now I immediately try to pick the ball up if it looks anything like it's coming back towards the goal

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

ayb posted:

I've been in 3 penalty kick shootouts(as goalie) since that arab goalkeeper let the ball curl back in and now I immediately try to pick the ball up if it looks anything like it's coming back towards the goal

Don't the rules state the penalty ends as soon as it hits the post/bar and comes back though?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

DickEmery posted:

Don't the rules state the penalty ends as soon as it hits the post/bar and comes back though?

I thought it was "over" once the kick is taken and it's either saved or goes out of play?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

DickEmery posted:

Don't the rules state the penalty ends as soon as it hits the post/bar and comes back though?

I don't see any rule to that effect. As far I know the ball is in play till it's motion is stopped or goes out of play. By your example a ball that hit the crossbar, bounced down onto the ground outside and then bounced back into the goal would not be awarded. (Which is what kind of happened here except it was a slow roll versus a fast bounce)

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004
We need an expert opinion, someone make really camp dolphin noises and he might show up.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

DickEmery posted:

We need an expert opinion, someone make really camp dolphin noises and he might show up.

I'm going to hell for laughing at this

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Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
A penalty is over when the referee says it's over. I think there maybe used to be language about the energy of the ball being exhausted, but now it's totally the ref's call.

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