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Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

TyChan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3U7or5vW8I

It's never going to end, is it? They're never going to suck.

Haha the fact that that little fucker backs off the ball in front of goal is incredible. At that age I would have smashed it, better positioned teammate be damned.

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Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
You never know, one wunderkind (#4) could be carrying the entire team.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I like that the right winger just knocked it past the fullback and ran on like a proper lad.

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long
I love the complete lack of celebration. Business as usual.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

sassassin posted:

I like that the right winger just knocked it past the fullback and ran on like a proper lad.

I wonder how many years it takes to make trailing a leg to catch against the fullback an instinctive response.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Not sure if work safe or not, John Terry in physiotherapy wishing the Chelsea boys good luck...

:stonk:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

That looks like Kevin Spacey's face in American Beauty when he's fantasising about that school girl

it's a bad face

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
That Udinese fan who went to Genoa by himself got free coffee, a Sampdoria shirt and is getting to see Udinese's next game against Palermo for free in the director's box :3:
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/seri...-sampdoria.html

Also Pepe's a dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXhlqLpqEwY

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long
Hahah that was so smooth.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Pepe takes being an utter oval office to supremely professional levels.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Ninpo posted:

Not sure if work safe or not, John Terry in physiotherapy wishing the Chelsea boys good luck...

:stonk:
That currently has 666 likes...

The fact that he posted that is pretty hilarious.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Ribery is pretty cool at times.

Knoddus
Oct 30, 2007
Born in a crossfire hurricane
Reminds me of this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk_AxKvVcnc

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Think what he could do if he were given the manager's job full time.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

That's awesome.




I still hate him.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008


sign 'im up

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

A lovely act from a horrible man.

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

"You might also remember shaggin' me missus under the north stand after the match. She says thanks."

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Seems fake to me, possibly part of a PR campaign?


(nah, good on him)

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
He's just a horrible wanker with a heart of gold. Sort of like on GTA games, where although you go around murdering cops/prostitutes etc, in the story you're still a fundamentally decent guy dragged into a life of crime by your friends.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

that Ninpo?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

I'm considerably fatter than that skinny ginge.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

"with news that he was going to america to swim with the dolphins"

what kind of poo poo last request is that. i'd ask to do an 8-ball of blow with the miami dolphins. make it happen JT

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Ninpo posted:

I'm considerably fatter than that skinny ginge.

hmm?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

It's free real estate.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

jyrka posted:

*John Terry stares into all of our wives' eyes*

Grainbarn
Jul 2, 2007

What the fuck did I do?
Juan Mata approves via the TV

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
john terry doesn't have a heart of gold but thanks for the computer game analogy

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
The circus goes to Japan:











And a sick kid gets to hang out with Kompany:

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Dec 14, 2012

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
Luiz nearly always looks to be one of the douchiest people I can think of, but a part of me still thinks he would be "A Cool Guy"...

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I feel like this photo completely sums up Ashley Cole

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Scott Bakula posted:

I feel like this photo completely sums up Ashley Cole

he came last in the bowling and had to serve the rest of the team dinner

Kempo
Oct 8, 2006

TyChan posted:

And a sick kid gets to hang out with Kompany:



I like to imagine he just drives about with the trophy in the boot of his car just in case. I also like the obviously-not-hastily-put-up poster in the background.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
This takes me back, just found Danny Baker's Own Goals and Gaffs on youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBABYl6K2Tg

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Friday Flashback!




chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

BigMickMick69

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Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
A new edition of Interview Without Words.
This time: Bibiana Steinhaus :swoon:

Q: You are the only female referee in German professional football. Do you consider yourself a token woman?
A:


Q: "Acceptance is gained through performance", you once said. How much more did you have to perform than the men?
A:


Q: As you are both a referee and a police officer, what gestures and facial expressions do you have in your repertoire that you can use in both jobs?
A:


Q: And off the pitch?
A:


Q: How do you react when a player whistles at you?
A:

"Red"

Q: How do you reward yourself after a rainy match with extra time and penalties?
A:


Q: Should homosexual football players come out publicly?
A:


Q: You have been a FIFA referee for seven years now. How much do you actually like Sepp Blatter?
A:


Q: You do prepare yourself with relaxation exercises prior to a game. What does that look like?
A:


Q: There is football and "Germany's Next Top Model" simultaneously on the telly - what would you watch?
A:

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