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Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

i adopted this guy today

drat dude this looks like a pro catte and I look forward to more pics of him

# ? Dec 13, 2012 05:48

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# ? May 26, 2024 21:09

Stay Safe: Sep 1, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

please make a recording of that catte meowing and/or purring

# ? Dec 13, 2012 05:49

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

graph posted:

there is only one teddy and dur is his prophet

# ? Dec 13, 2012 05:49

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

i adopted this guy today

Masked Air Biscuiter is plotting a deep deep revenge :ohdearsass:

# ? Dec 13, 2012 05:49

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

duTrieux. posted:

# ? Dec 13, 2012 05:49

Fayez Butts: Aug 24, 2006

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

i adopted this guy today

pro floofiness

# ? Dec 13, 2012 05:55

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

i adopted this guy today

oh man enjoy all the scratches you will get when you can't help yourself and bury your face in that stomach. floofy cats are best

Binary Badger posted:

so in human terms, he slept for two days! (7*7=49 hrs)

well that just makes me more upset about it

# ? Dec 13, 2012 05:56

Zalgo: Oct 21, 2009; He͔̻̖͕ ͕͈̺͕̜c̯̜͇̲o̜͖̦m͙es͔̞̬̗͙.̥

graph posted:

there is only one teddy

We need more Teddy pictures.

# ? Dec 13, 2012 05:59

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

Zalgo posted:

We need more Teddy pictures.

# ? Dec 13, 2012 06:12

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Fayez Butts posted:

cat... fupa? i think thats the wrong word. funny vid tho

fat, udderlike petting area

# ? Dec 13, 2012 06:25

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5oL6lhy1K4

thanks

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

i adopted this guy today

did you get him checked for a chip yet?

# ? Dec 13, 2012 06:31

overdesigned: Apr 10, 2003; We are compassion...; Lipstick Apathy

Trig Discipline posted:

fat, udderlike petting area

# ? Dec 13, 2012 06:32

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

getting some teddy vibes out of this one

Wait till i post the greenie vid

# ? Dec 13, 2012 07:04

tokomon: Aug 23, 2007; SCALE ITCH

Just another box pretzel.

# ? Dec 13, 2012 07:36

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

per swsp's request here are some cat tonging pics. it's my mom's cat gryffin, he's the sweetest lil fucker you could ever meet and we felt kinda guilty but still lol

and one of her cat sheesh

# ? Dec 13, 2012 08:54

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

also toadie likes photo booth

# ? Dec 13, 2012 08:56

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Trig Discipline posted:

also toadie likes photo booth

wanna pette dis eldritch horrorre

# ? Dec 13, 2012 08:58

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

tokomon posted:

Just another box pretzel.

yesssssssssssss

Trig Discipline posted:

per swsp's request here are some cat tonging pics. it's my mom's cat gryffin, he's the sweetest lil fucker you could ever meet and we felt kinda guilty but still lol

and one of her cat sheesh

double yesssssssssss

# ? Dec 13, 2012 09:00

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Cleo was still feeling pretty bad when I got her back from the vet yesterday and when I got home from work she was still throwing up, to the point where she puked up the largest fuckin' hairball I have ever seen.

That seems to have been the problem though and now she's mostly back to herself. :woop:

She won't eat her expensive gastric-fixing food though.

# ? Dec 13, 2012 09:00

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

hi my name is lenny, I love laying on the bed all day, occasionally pissing and leaving stinky turds in my litterbox. if youre into soft fluffy bellies hit me up

# ? Dec 13, 2012 10:19

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

beatlegs posted:

hi my name is lenny, I love laying on the bed all day, occasionally pissing and leaving stinky turds in my litterbox. if youre into soft fluffy bellies hit me up

That is not a catte that is a cloud with paws

# ? Dec 13, 2012 10:28

StarkingBarfish: Jun 25, 2006; Novus Ordo Seclorum

scamtank posted:

that looks a lot like kebab

starkingbarfish post the kebab

We got him a ridiculous automatic feeder that holds 10L of kibble and is programmed to feed him at 7am and 7pm. Now at 10 minutes to 7 every 12 hours the little shitlord does this while awaiting food:

But only after he has made it clear by faceboxing us at 6am that we should really feed him an hour earlier.

He also still has an ear mite infection from the shelter. We've been cleaning poo poo out of his ears and using the same greasy treatment gizmo was getting. One ear has cleaned up nicely, but the other is proving a nuisance.

At the vet last week we were saying how he eats shitloads and still wants more- he was on 60gr good quality kibble and 200gr steamed fish per day. The vet said he's the right weight for such a big cat, but if he wants more give him some haricot beans steamed in with the fish... he loving loves them! He's now eating better than I am.

# ? Dec 13, 2012 10:44

MachDecimal: Aug 14, 2009

beatlegs posted:

hi my name is lenny, I love laying on the bed all day, occasionally pissing and leaving stinky turds in my litterbox. if youre into soft fluffy bellies hit me up

what about OC ?

# ? Dec 13, 2012 10:55

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

beatlegs posted:

hi my name is lenny, I love laying on the bed all day, occasionally pissing and leaving stinky turds in my litterbox. if youre into soft fluffy bellies hit me up

that'a a pro catte

now post OC

# ? Dec 13, 2012 13:20

Samopsa: Nov 9, 2009; Krijgt geen speciaal kerstdiner!

christmas catte

aww yeah beds own

gently caress yes this desk is the best

bros 4 life

(my cattes koos(red/white) & fred(black))

# ? Dec 13, 2012 13:26

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

graph posted:

there is only one teddy

orange teddy does not agree

axolotl farmer posted:

got some more catte pics from my friend

Teddy, the friendliest orange boy catte. He lives for attention and ear skritches.

# ? Dec 13, 2012 14:17

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

StarkingBarfish posted:

But only after he has made it clear by faceboxing us at 6am that we should really feed him an hour earlier.

You play a dangerous game by acquiescing to his demands - soon it'll be 5 AM, then 4, then 3...

# ? Dec 13, 2012 14:31

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

circuitbend ur feeder so it works on a 11 hour cycle instead of 12

# ? Dec 13, 2012 14:38

script kitty: Jan 2, 2005; GOTTA GO CATTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5BjZ6LVZ8&t=30s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcYNQuILT-A

# ? Dec 13, 2012 14:42

enotnert: Jun 10, 2005; Only women bleed

woke up this morning, check facebook, wife has posted photo of our catte.

# ? Dec 13, 2012 15:35

script kitty: Jan 2, 2005; GOTTA GO CATTES

he looka like a meow mix poster catte

# ? Dec 13, 2012 15:39

Charmmi: Dec 8, 2008; :trophystare:

Table manners are important

# ? Dec 13, 2012 15:49

BEEFSQUATCH: Oct 9, 2012; You're the worst kind of autistic.

Hannibal's brothers sleep almost as much as he does.

# ? Dec 13, 2012 15:56

Rosoboronexport: Jun 14, 2006; Get in the bath, baby!; Ramrod XTreme

Trig Discipline posted:

per swsp's request here are some cat tonging pics. it's my mom's cat gryffin, he's the sweetest lil fucker you could ever meet and we felt kinda guilty but still lol

Is he from Russia perchanche and does he snore? He seems spot-on like our Irma: