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geera posted:
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haljordan posted:Also, is that something they're sending out to everyone? Howard isn't even in the goddamn picture!
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Dec 12, 2012 16:00
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I just noticed the huge picture of a cat on the wall. Their Christmas card theme this year is "Hoarders".
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Dec 12, 2012 16:11
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geera posted:
Why does she always make that terrifying face? She's an attractive lady, and when she makes that face she turns into the loving joker. Also ha ha that cat is loving huge. I love giant cats.
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Dec 12, 2012 16:12
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As a graphic designer, and cat owner, I think some of those cats are photoshopped in...unless you can somehow manage to get all your cats to cooperate at once.
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Dec 12, 2012 16:12
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That picture hurts my eyes. Something about the red and green patches with white spots all over them. It's too loving bright.
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Dec 12, 2012 16:18
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I don't understand how an OCD neurotic guy like Howard can tolerate one cat let alone half a dozen.
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Dec 12, 2012 16:18
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prefect posted:That picture hurts my eyes. Something about the red and green patches with white spots all over them. It's too loving bright. And Beth's dress matches the wall decorations.
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Dec 12, 2012 19:14
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I was on the fence about renewing my Sirius Canada sub with the massive price hikes and removal of free streaming access coming in February, but these past couple of weeks with some of the lamest, shittiest, unfunny Jay Leno-quality monologue jokes made the decision real easy for me. Did that writer save Beth from a fire or something? That's the only reason I can imagine something so forced and out of place with the feel of the show would be allowed on the air.
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Dec 12, 2012 19:34
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TealShark posted:I was on the fence about renewing my Sirius Canada sub with the massive price hikes and removal of free streaming access coming in February, but these past couple of weeks with some of the lamest, shittiest, unfunny Jay Leno-quality monologue jokes made the decision real easy for me. They had free streaming? I thought Internet access was five bucks a month (or something like that).
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Dec 12, 2012 19:36
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geera posted:
Howard is trolling us, he has to be. There is no way this happened. This can't be. Howard used to ROAST people about doing dumb poo poo like this, even in a "wink, wink" manner. Didn't he? I'm sure he's attacked people for caring about pets, maybe even some of the staff for doing dumb christmas cards. And here we are. This has to be a joke. The hair, the smile, the pile of cats. This is more redneck than anything Richard Christie could pull off. Also catching up on George Takai, holy poo poo, just before the beautiful penis contest his rambling about young boy balls smelling like peaches and how black crotches smell musky and nordic ones don't. I was howling with laughter. The stuff this guy says.
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Dec 12, 2012 20:00
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I love how there's easily 500 clips on YouTube labeled as "Goofing on Jackie" or "Making fun of Jackie" or something similar and they're all different bits. Great way to kill a slow workday.
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Dec 12, 2012 20:26
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One of the best is the first appearance of the Jackie Puppet. Once Billy gets a hold of it, pure comedy gold occurs. Wuh wuh wuh weeeeeeeeeeddd
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Dec 12, 2012 20:56
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That picture is the result of Beth never hearing the word "No" for her entire life.
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Dec 12, 2012 21:40
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prefect posted:They had free streaming? I thought Internet access was five bucks a month (or something like that). Sirius Canada has offered it for free as part of your subscription for as long as I can remember. Starting February 1st, everyone has to be pay an additional $4/month for it.
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Dec 12, 2012 21:41
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haljordan posted:
Howard hasn't finished the "manual delay" section of his online tutorials Former Human posted:And Beth's dress matches the wall decorations. Her dress literally is the decorations. Good lord.
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Dec 12, 2012 21:42
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TealShark posted:Sirius Canada has offered it for free as part of your subscription for as long as I can remember. Starting February 1st, everyone has to be pay an additional $4/month for it. They are just like the US when it comes to keeping customers. Tell them you want to cancel and they will cut you a deal on service.
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Dec 12, 2012 21:49
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Yeah I'm sure Beth wants kids, but won't pressure Howard for it, so these pets are compensating for that.
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an adult beverage posted:Yeah I'm sure Beth wants kids, but won't pressure Howard for it, so these pets are compensating for that. This is entirely what it is about, hence the number only continuing to grow as she tries to fill a void that seems to be expanding. I mean, the girl grew up rich and spoiled but doesn't seem like an arrogant bitch or anything. She seems genuinely nice and would probably be a great, attentive mom. It'll be interesting to see what happens in the near future with her clock ticking down and the show coming to a close. Will she accept a childless life? Will Howard finally yield and give her the kid she so clearly wants? Will they end the marriage over it?
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Dec 12, 2012 22:14
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She'll have plenty of time to write a parenting book because Howard can afford the best nanny money can buy.
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TealShark posted:Sirius Canada has offered it for free as part of your subscription for as long as I can remember. Starting February 1st, everyone has to be pay an additional $4/month for it. Is this published anywhere? I have a lifetime subscription and will be very disappointed if they try and take away my streaming.
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Dec 12, 2012 22:38
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Crotch Bat posted:
She really does seem like a pretty nice lady. Which makes her still being with Howard something of a mystery. (Unless she is a gold-digger, but even then there have to be better dudes to hitch your wagon to.)
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Dec 13, 2012 00:17
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The Leno style monologue is horribly forced and unfunny, if Benjy is writing that he should be fired. Howard seems to have taken over news and came up with lovely jokes to accompany every drat news story.
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Dec 13, 2012 04:33
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Someone post that picture of Howard and Beth where he photoshopped his entire neck and it looked hilariously bad. For some reason I just thought of it while watching a video and I couldn't stop laughing.
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Pleasant.
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Manifest posted:She really does seem like a pretty nice lady. Which makes her still being with Howard something of a mystery. (Unless she is a gold-digger, but even then there have to be better dudes to hitch your wagon to.) I don't see how it could be ruled out at all. What's the worst of it? You have to listen to the neurotic and rage filled ramblings of a delusional manchild here and there and then have boring missionary sex with a giant lizard for two seconds. In return you get a multi-million dollar lifestyle that you would never have achieved on your own. "Beth calls all the shots in the bedroom" loving pathetic.
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Dec 13, 2012 11:06
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musclecoder posted:The show has hit a new low by having on Tanning Mom as a guest. Jesus loving christ. I can't wait for Gary to defend this on the Wrap Up Show: You're so wrong. Tan Mom was the best guest of the year. I was dying nonstop, especially when "Ray Liotta" called in.
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geera posted:
I actually think this is pretty great. Aside from the harrrible, Target-inspired design scheme and amateurish Photoshopping, the idea of mocking their own status as wealthy, crazy cat people is fairly amusing and shows some self-awareness. On the other hand, it could also be seen as a desperate cry for help, thinly disguised as self-deprecating humor.
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Dec 13, 2012 14:39
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It's cute and kitschy and probably stands out from other boring/douchey family Christmas cards, but the subtext makes it hilarious. Everyone who gets this card, regardless of how familiar they are with Howard or Beth, will immediately think "Poor girl really wants kids." Plus there's no way Howard composed that shot.
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Dec 13, 2012 15:09
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chiz posted:You have to listen to the neurotic and rage filled ramblings of a delusional manchild here and there and then have boring missionary sex with a giant lizard for two seconds. lmao
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You know, for someone who is so obsessed with sex, you'd think that maybe Howard might have gotten good at it in his 59 years.
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Crotch Bat posted:I mean, the girl grew up rich and spoiled but doesn't seem like an arrogant bitch or anything. 
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TealShark posted:I was on the fence about renewing my Sirius Canada sub with the massive price hikes and removal of free streaming access coming in February, but these past couple of weeks with some of the lamest, shittiest, unfunny Jay Leno-quality monologue jokes made the decision real easy for me. Thanks for posting this! My sub runs out on December 20th and I was on the fence about renewing. Just fought through a 15 minute call to end it. Best offer I got was 6 months for $30 if anyone is interested. But as someone on the last couple pages said, this is where I get off.
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Dec 13, 2012 17:16
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I am alone in thinking that she's acting like the dog is an actual child?
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MrMidnight posted:I am alone in thinking that she's acting like the dog is an actual child? I do this with my dog all of the time. No reason to over-analyze.
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Moniker posted:I do this with my dog all of the time. No reason to over-analyze. That's what I thought....but it is Beth after all.
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Is she saying "Don't touch the dog" or something?
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The look on that poor girl's face. She just wanted to pet a dog and Beth shot her down and she instantly fell into some subjugated peasant woman who looks ashamed and afraid for her life.
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"There sure were a lot of posts, I hope ETM didn't pass away or something" Nope, Beth Stern did a thing.
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