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WarEternal: Dec 26, 2010; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

I'd give you a ride, but I've got Carl Farbman here. :smug:

# ? Dec 18, 2012 20:44

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# ? May 29, 2024 14:39

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola?

# ? Dec 18, 2012 21:27

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

He is not even a man... like me.

# ? Dec 18, 2012 22:06

Justin_Brett: Oct 23, 2012; GAMERDOME put down LOSER

That episode where Elaine's boyfriend thinks Jerry is poor was on today.

Who in the writing team thought that not owning a fax machine was a sign of that? Who owned a fax machine even in the 90s?

# ? Dec 18, 2012 23:35

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Justin_Brett posted:

That episode where Elaine's boyfriend thinks Jerry is poor was on today.

Who in the writing team thought that not owning a fax machine was a sign of that? Who owned a fax machine even in the 90s?

My family. < :mad:

# ? Dec 19, 2012 00:29

Guy A. Person: May 23, 2003

WarEternal posted:

I'd give you a ride, but I've got Carl Farbman here.

Thanks for stopping! :mad:

# ? Dec 19, 2012 00:37

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Justin_Brett posted:

Who in the writing team thought that not owning a fax machine was a sign of that? Who owned a fax machine even in the 90s?

We were practically poor and had one. And had CB radio base station.

My house was a graveyard of technology.

# ? Dec 19, 2012 00:59

Iowa Snow King: Jan 5, 2008

"She's a heartbreaker, lovetaker, Brubaker, run this prison like a man! Ooh Ooh!"

# ? Dec 19, 2012 01:17

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Iowa Snow King posted:

"She's a heartbreaker, lovetaker, Brubaker, run this prison like a man! Ooh Ooh!"

I'm just gonna sit down right here and wait for that guy.

# ? Dec 19, 2012 01:35

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Ha, the Cino de Mayo/Puta Mayo episode is on TBS.

Timely.

# ? Dec 19, 2012 01:36

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Chili posted:

I'm just gonna sit down right here and wait for that guy.

The most beautiful people, People. Annie Sellecca, nothin' wrong with that huh?

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Dec 19, 2012

# ? Dec 19, 2012 01:40

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I'm having my dessert. Why, how do you eat your chocolate? With your hands, like an animal? :smuggeorge:

# ? Dec 19, 2012 01:43

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

No, no, no no, listen to me. I work in fashion. Together, we can drive Putomayo outta business and make Cinco de Mayo numero uno...de Mayo. :ese:

# ? Dec 19, 2012 02:00

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Robnoxious posted:

You and Jerry are jealous of our love. You�re trying to destroy us.

What do I need to talk for huh? To blab to the neighbors about how George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend?

See now, I've done all that.

Now it's time for silence.

# ? Dec 19, 2012 02:25

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

There you are, Elaine. Go forth, and create. And by the way, when you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades - feel free to toss yourself in the mix. :heysexy:

# ? Dec 19, 2012 02:43

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

potee posted:

There you are, Elaine. Go forth, and create. And by the way, when you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades - feel free to toss yourself in the mix.

Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of them. :smug:

# ? Dec 19, 2012 02:45

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Iowa Snow King posted:

"She's a heartbreaker, lovetaker, Brubaker, run this prison like a man! Ooh Ooh!"

Heartbreaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free!

# ? Dec 19, 2012 03:45

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

neoboman posted:

Heartbreaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free!

You're supposed to see your face in there.

CAN YOU SEE YOUR FACE IN THERE?!

# ? Dec 19, 2012 04:37

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Root Bear posted:

You're supposed to see your face in there.

CAN YOU SEE YOUR FACE IN THERE?!

I really don't wear the kind of shoes that have to be cobbled...

# ? Dec 19, 2012 04:43

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Anyone see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9copjcVRZ64

# ? Dec 19, 2012 04:51

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Billy Zane posted:

So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola?

Because of society, right?

# ? Dec 19, 2012 05:43

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back!

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TRADE JAY BUENER FOR?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm - - you don't know what the hell you're doin'!!

# ? Dec 19, 2012 06:56