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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
https://twitter.com/mkrCNU

I just kind of tweet a lot of dumb stuff, especially when I go out drinking.

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poparena
Oct 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/pop_arena

Partly for updates on my web video stuff, partly my thoughts on things in general. For people who hang out in the Internet Critic Discussion Thread.

Cultisto
Oct 18, 2010

When Gozer the Gozarian roams the earth, you have my permission to die.
Fun Shoe
Okay.

https://twitter.com/Cultisto

Random thoughts, gaming stuff and ire thrown at many things.

Scam Newton
Oct 3, 2012

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
Just made one, but think it will be a success!

https://twitter.com/SoiledFool

gay devil
Aug 20, 2009

Recently started using Twitter again.

https://twitter.com/ryokashit

Dumb stuff with a hint of real life talk.

FauxCyclops
Feb 25, 2007

I'm the man who killed Hostess. Now, say my name.
Present! https://twitter.com/BrianWoodBooks

I promote my books, say dumb poo poo, and retweet stuff that makes me laugh or think.

David Mountford
Feb 16, 2012
do you like dumb poo poo? do you like retweets of things that are slightly less poo poo?

boy howdy do I have a twitter for you! @pepitotbcitwww. Get hype.

David Mountford has a new favorite as of 15:23 on Dec 25, 2012

BoyGenius
Jul 22, 2003

by Ralp
https://twitter.com/hooptycamy0

Mostly tweet about whatever's on my mind. Sometimes it's funny.

Ice Cream Jonsey
Jun 21, 2000
Forum Veteran
https://twitter.com/4xgamer

My friend Ben started a 4x game (Civ2, MOO, Stardock stuff) news site a couple months ago, and just started a Twitter feed.

Behold! A Elk!
May 12, 2009
My twitter where I attempt to be funny. Recently started. The companion tumblr is not funny at all and is more a personal diary for my depression and stuff so there is no funny to be found there. https://twitter.com/SweetValidation

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo
Hitting 2013 off with a bang and other metaphors that don't make sense.

I mainly post about tech/IT news, ambient music, and FOSS stuff.

http://twitter.com/MSMBNetworks

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
https://twitter.com/cyberdeliczine

I alternate between fragments of poetry, stream of consciousness rants and #cloudcrew photos during the week and then tend to devolve into selfies and drunktweets on the weekend. Also, tumblr posts!

I should probably mention that my twitter is :nws: for frequent nudity and other unsuitable content.

Jay Dub
Jul 27, 2009

I'm not listening
to youuuuu...
I think I posted in this thread aaages ago back when I first joined Twitter. I've changed my name since then and now I'm one of SA's dumbest tweeters!

https://twitter.com/JayDubSA

Mostly I spend my time talking about movies and making stupid jokes, but it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Condoleezza Nice!
Jan 4, 2010

Lite som Robin Hood
fast inte
So I made a new twitter because I have to use my old one for work stuff.

https://twitter.com/FanzaySA

I will write about the "pleasures" of writing for a crowdfunding site, video games, literature, adverts, anything. Dumb poo poo, mostly. I can't CAN promise to be ungoony, orAND funny.

Condoleezza Nice! has a new favorite as of 12:16 on Jan 11, 2013

TheZissou
Aug 23, 2006

You left your dog, you idiots!
I write dumb jokes

https://twitter.com/DangerVilms

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
I am a commuter on the London Underground tube system and have just started a blog about terrible people on the tube because it's very therapeutic. I have an active Twitter account for it and post about terrible people that I see and the general unpleasantness of commuting, so feel free to follow and wallow with me :)

@u_misanthropist . See you on the Twit-side.

Cybernemic
Oct 9, 2012

TEEHEEHEE
Mostly dumb ideas and Animal facts(Fax)

https://twitter.com/RobotFishSA

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Jay Dub posted:

I think I posted in this thread aaages ago back when I first joined Twitter. I've changed my name since then and now I'm one of SA's dumbest tweeters!

https://twitter.com/JayDubSA

Mostly I spend my time talking about movies and making stupid jokes, but it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Me and this guy talk a lot because we write Something Awful's Current Releases together, so you should read our tweets AND our column! I'm @SchneidRemarks.

It's mostly about movies, but really about whatever happens to be in front of me at the time. Which is usually a movie.

Long John Power
Sep 11, 2001

http://twitter.com/n_o_p_e

Starting to get slightly better at this twitter lark.

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.
http://twitter.com/iamatypingcat

basically me just messing around when I get bored

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009

by T. Finninho
I run this "gimmick" account. I think it's a pretty fun concept and find the content hilarious (it's all real and unedited). Maybe you will too. Follow it.

http://twitter.com/InfoButton

Some highlights:







Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/juliancallan

I post bad jokes when I'm really tired/drunk and I'll follow you back if you're a funny dude/dudette

Litch991
Sep 14, 2005
I post about audiobooks and our podcast - starting to get a few followers!

https://www.twitter.com/audiobooknerds

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me
@animehitler420

I loving hate you assholes.

2Jets
Apr 25, 2010

You're gonna get no tip
https://twitter.com/Branfurd

Looking for some more follows. I don't tweet much, but I'll follow back and retweet for a goon.

Readblood
Nov 9, 2005
https://twitter.com/readblood

Lots of tweets about Lego, Typography, & Videogames.

TheMadStork
Oct 29, 2007

How about the time I chipped my tooth on the urinal, what was so fucking comical about that?
https://twitter.com/chazballpark

http://favstar.fm/users/Chazballpark

Posted in here awhile back, but I hardly used it at the time. Been pretty active lately and am having a lot of fun writing jokes/comedy on it. Follow a lot of goons.

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!
https://twitter.com/pennywiseflame

I guess this proves that I am not a well adjusted individual at all. Mostly angry internet atheist soapboxing, trying to frighten people who have 'coulrophobia' - the fear of clowns, and the occasional bout of out and out absurdism.

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER
I made a dumb thing here: One Down. I do a lot of crosswords to keep my mind alive, and I think some of the clues taken out of context can be super weird and cool.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
twitter.com/speedboatjones

Resubmitting after I originally posted mine about a half dozen months ago. I've been trying to use this more often lately. I make sophomoric attempts at being funny and tweet about college stuff and pop culture. I also make a point to follow a new handful of goons every couple of pages.

epic weed mom
Sep 1, 2006

I have a twitter where I like to post some of the best, most enlightening nuggets of wisdom that I've found from Ayn Rand's extensive catalog of writings, from her famous novels to her more obscure notebooks, as well as assorted historical miscellany that's featured quotations from her over the years. I know a lot of people here might not be into her philosophy per se, but I think that a lot of her writings are really spectacular, and definitely worth sharing with people, regardless of what they may believe or think about her in general.



Wouldn't hurt to check it out!

ARE THOSE MY SPERMS
Sep 22, 2008

:f5h::allears::fh:
Loves You
I put this up a bit ago, but I have been trying to improve the quality of my tweets. I make jokes mostly, but sometimes I try and post about life in general. My friends think I'm funny so there's that. Gonna follow back whatever goon follows me.

https://twitter.com/Lumpy_Dan

dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

important_document.avi

I've made a Twitter account to post some of the US Army's most shocking confidential secrets. There's a lot of amazing stuff on there that needs to be shared with the world.




I dunno, I guess it seemed funny at the time.

Not Evans
Aug 2, 2007

Tobias, have you been flogging Simpsons prop replicas on the internet again?
Someone suggested I get a twitter as an outlet for when I'm off my meds. It's working?

https://twitter.com/Notawookie

I have no idea what I'm doing. Pretty sure I am thus far following goons though. Do I need one of these "favstar" things?

a glorious hole
Nov 21, 2012

https://www.twitter.com/smokeydoobdoob

I tweet about a bunch of dumb stuff and post some pictures of cars I see day to day.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Dumb David Bowie gimmick account. Yes it was made eons before he rose from the grave this year.

https://twitter.com/bowie_ebooks

Geektox
Aug 1, 2012

Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
https://twitter.com/Geektox

Twitter has been much better since I stopped following the cast of Community and followed goons instead.

Zero Karizma
Jul 8, 2004

It's ok now, just tell me what happened...

Geektox posted:

https://twitter.com/Geektox

Twitter has been much better since I stopped following the cast of Community and followed goons instead.

Honestly, that's really the trick. I hated twitter when I was basically screaming from the crowd at famous people with zero results. But once I started talking to fellow low-levels and mid-tiers, I started enjoying the service.

Oh and once again, follow me, yo:

https://twitter.com/scottmeaney

Zero Karizma has a new favorite as of 00:04 on Feb 18, 2013

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

Zero Karizma posted:

Honestly, that's really the trick. I hated twitter when I was basically screaming from the crowd at famous people with zero results. But once I started talking to fellow low-levels and mid-tiers, I started enjoying the service.

Oh and once again, follow me, yo:

https://twitter.com/scottmeaney

I don't follow too many big names on Twitter, mainly because they wind up getting retweeted every few minutes anyway.

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Tommy Callahan
Sep 17, 2008

OH MY GOD! WE'RE BURNING ALIVE!
Followed a fuckload of people on here, so guess I'll throw my hat into the mix.

https://twitter.com/ItsKyleMc

I like to tweet about the usual junk. Let's be internet friends.

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