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Voting B because hunger can make a man humble himself, and even soothe the savage coyotecoon. Has it been decided what teams are the draft pool?
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# ? Dec 26, 2012 22:17 |
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D, grab spit of meat, then flee. Looking forward to seeing what new avenues of disappointment my lads will venture down this evening.
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# ? Dec 26, 2012 22:57 |
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Not sure if you missed this last time or not. Send down Henderson and Oswalt, call up Roberts and Felsch. New rotation: Alexander-Clemens-Vaughn-Lester-Roberts. New lineup: code:
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# ? Dec 26, 2012 23:04 |
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Am voting for A as that is the best choice.
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# ? Dec 26, 2012 23:55 |
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Super-League VIII, Dynamo League Week 6: You're Totally Allowed to Like this LP Ironically! Games of the Week Don May posted:
Box Score Don May posted:
Box Score Always Hardcore : Welcome back to- : Smasher, we've got a three man booth! : That's right! Three! That's one better than two! : ... : Okay, you're stunned into silence...is this the good stunned, or the 'I'm going to get Yoshida deported again' stunned. : The Unspecifieds win their first game against the Bloggers, and let's hope they can pull this off. : Still don't like the Bloggers, eh? : They're a lot of work for me. : drat it! The Bloggers were supposed to lose! Why did I agree to give them Old Hoss Radbourn! He's like some sort of unstoppable pitching machine! : Like the strike-o-matic? : Man, that was a good LP, people really seemed to connect with it, unlike...other baseball LPs. : Okay, everyone just shut up! The Unspecifieds can still pull this off. : gently caress! gently caress! gently caress! gently caress! gently caress! gently caress! gently caress! : Wow, hell of a game from Chief Bender. : And just think how good he'll be after Mornacale finally makes that challenge. : THAT'S NOT HOW THE CHALLENGE SYSTEM WORKS! : Okay, that's it, it's time to call in the professionals to clear this up! Oranges, I hate you guys too, but it's time that you actually did something right for once! : I don't think, they've been down this season. : Yeah, their team is definitely a candidate for an infusion of the Big D! And did you know that there will be two Adam Dunns available in the Super-Draft? : That's horrifying, and the Oranges will win Game 1, thanks to some Pujols magic, much like the magic he used to shave two years off of his birth certificate. Allegedly. : And the Bloggers' reign of terror is over, thanks to some good bullpen pitching and Ichiro Suzuki. : That doesn't bode well for the future of the Oranges, though, especially since Suzuki is the only good hitter they seem to have this year. : Well, until they draft the The Chosen Dunn. : But if there are two in the draft, wouldn't it be "A" Chosen Dunn. Or is only one of them "chosen" or- : Eri, Adam Dunn is so amazing that his plate discipline destroy the very structures of grammar, reducing language to just so many grunts and squeaks. : Is...is that a good thing? : And Old Hoss will win another game. That doesn't augur well since the Unspecs aren't exactly the strongest division leader in the world. : Well, wouldn't that be good? : Yeah, aren't people happier when Expansion teams do better? : Not like this....not like this... : And that will do it. Oranges are the new champions, and they'll take on the Bangers next week. If they win, the Unspecs will get another shot at the Hardcore Title, if not the Bangers will pummel the Imperialists into the ground. Team Statistics Analysis And Neagle begins his fiery crash back to Earth. Analysis Maybe Hornsby just hates you. Also, maybe bring in Bridges for Cliff Lee. Analysis All aboard the pain train! Next stop: Relegation-land! And your ticket has been paid in advance! So make sure your baggage is checked, because this is a one-way trip! Analysis McGinnty just isn't working out, probably because of your fielding/stadium. Or maybe because Mogul doesn't like him. Analysis That Ken Griffey batting line can't be pleasant to look at, but everything else is working out. Analysis Fortune is not on your side. Analysis Well, the good news is that a lot of your troubles are due to bad luck, and that should even out over time. Beyond that, you don't have a ton of spare players to trade or sub in, so you'll probably just need to wait for the Super-Draft. Analysis It's not been easy, but at least you're a champion again. Morneau is never going to be the answer, though. Analysis Making a comeback! Also, Ozzie Smith is back. And you need him to take over for "Bad News" Hale at SS, because Hale is an errors machine there. Analysis Time to start rotating players, it looks like. Analysis Stop using Busby! Analysis Paul Derringer! 34 innings, 4 strikeouts. I suppose it is fitting that a guy named 'Derringer' has no power. Analysis At least most of your pitching has been decent! Analysis Always solid. And, probably because of some sort of psychic resonance, the Big Hurt always seems to do a lot better for you than anyone else. Analysis TWO WEEKS OF SPACE JAM REMAIN! Analysis This isn't over, Mornacale! Not by a longshot! Standings and Leaders A. [Renegade] Intimidate the cashier into giving Mark Grace a gyros for free and an Italian Beef sandwich for li'l Brian Pillman. - 3 votes B. [Paragon] Apologize profusely and try and make things right. - 6 votes C. Flee! - 3 votes Okay, no denying that things are getting out of hand. I mean, that cashier is bleeding, and li'l Brian Pillman appears to be trying to do some sort of promo on the counter though, as he can't speak, it's not quite clear what he's trying to get across. On the plus side, Mark Grace has trained him well. On the minus side, this probably is super-illegal. Still, Mark Grace is a man of honor, and always tries to make up for his mistakes. He tries to reassure the cashier, still writhing in pain on the ground, that everything is going to be alright because, based on how much blood she's losing, it's pretty clear that Pillman missed her femoral artery, and so her life isn't in any imminent danger. Also, there's relatively little chance of permanent injury. Amazingly, the cashier doesn't seem to be mollified by this, and threatens to call the cops again. Pillman being Pillman, he reacts to this news by stopping his impromptu promo and turning back towards the cashier, his opened wide and a crazed look on his face. Well, at least he's really getting into his character. Pillman jumps on the woman and starts whaling on her, and things are getting bad fast. DECISION TIME! What will Mark Grace do next? A. Is going to an Ashram still an option? Because Mark Grace definitely needs spiritual redemption now! B. Okay, Earth-1 Gyros were a bust, and we don't have any money for Earth-2 Gyros so...Earth-3 Gyros? C. No going back now! Might as well start taking hostages!
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 00:24 |
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B GYROS OR DEATH! Also, we got stopped on Earth 2 before we met our counterpart I thought.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 00:30 |
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Today is a glorious day. Fire Hale into the sun aka bench, replace him with The Wizard. e: Almost forgot, C.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 00:36 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:
I picked the Renegade path last time and I make no apologies for it. C is the only way out!
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 00:38 |
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Oh hey thread, I've been off for a few days for the holidays. Couple minor roster changes. a) Move Fred Lynn to #1 in the order, Honus to #9, Jim Rice to #3, Evans to #6, Fisk to #7, b) Promote Wilbur Cooper to the #5 spot in the rotation, Claude Hendrix to Long Relief, Leifield to AAA. Also, Mark Grace is tired of this horseshit and he really wants a gyros, so B (also now I want a gyros dammit)
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 01:08 |
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Morneau not being the answer means I must pre-emptively select The Chosen Dunn! Don't tempt me!
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 01:19 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Sometimes I feel like we need to broaden our audience base a bit. Joke's on you, he had an ERA of like 7 and I was about to replace his rear end anyway! Put Cliff Lee in his spot, bring up Briles to take Lee's place
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 03:38 |
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By the way, you may or may not realize it, but we're only about two or three weeks away from the next Expansion Class, and that means there are some things we need to discuss. mrnoun I appreciate you making the feeder team list for me, but we need to figure some way for you to transmit it to me that doesn't involve posting it in the thread, because I don't want people to have that list ahead of time. Everyone else I want someone to run the Expansion Cup for me. Anyone interested?
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 04:01 |
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Jesus, what is loving wrong with Pappas and Hendrix? I know neither of them is a top-line starter, but this is just abysmal. Can you give me some numbers on them so I can figure out what the heck to do with these bums?
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 04:03 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:we're only about two or three weeks away from the next Expansion Class
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 04:04 |
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Mornacale posted:Jesus, what is loving wrong with Pappas and Hendrix? I know neither of them is a top-line starter, but this is just abysmal. Can you give me some numbers on them so I can figure out what the heck to do with these bums? According to their DICEs, they've both been unlucky. Then again, neither of them ever projected to be much better than average in the Super-League at best.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 04:14 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:According to their DICEs, they've both been unlucky. Then again, neither of them ever projected to be much better than average in the Super-League at best. 1) Your Christmas respite is over. Swapped Pappas and Lolich, rejiggered the lineups a bit (incl. Freehan's catching duties) due to disappointment with Puckett and Yount, slider slid as always, and most importantly Al McBean. 1b) Isn't it weird that I quit fiddling with my team for two weeks and go 6-7? 2) Are we talking "will regress to the mean and be acceptable back-end starters on a team with good infield defense" unlucky, or "will dig me a hole in 40% of my games but it just won't be as deep"? If the latter, please swap Pappas and Douglas, and can I try a ratings challenge on Hendrix to change him to the former? 3) More championships on my banner. Feels good. Feels very good. Now we need to take the WC from these Unicorn guys.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 04:43 |
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Mornacale posted:
1. I kind of hope that you win the Championship so that the Macho Men can blast you into oblivion. 2. Challenge on Hendrix? Sure? Let's see, he had one really good season, but it was in the Federal League, which had marketedly worse talent, and was probably comparable to only being marginally better than AAA competition, and, for that matter, he was only really good in one of his years there. Beyond that, he did win 20 games twice, but in the deadball era, that wasn't really that impressive, especially considering that he wasn't that dominant by the standards of his era. Add it all up, and a 94 rating is generous at best. Challenge denied, you have two remaining. 3. There are two wildcards.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 05:02 |
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I'd be willing to take a stab at the EC. edit: oh hey, just got a Visa gift card from far away family, BM2013 downloading as we speak Grinnblade fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Dec 27, 2012 |
# ? Dec 27, 2012 05:39 |
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Move Danny Haren to SP, Daniel Hudson to long relief, CJ Wilson to AAA
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 06:07 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Analysis Voting for option C in the obit story.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 08:05 |
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B. Gyros forever.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 08:06 |
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ToiletofSadness posted:I assume it's the same power that made Jack McDowell a perennial Cy Young candidate for my team and only slight above average when moved to the Eazy Ws. McDowell is also playing in a league with a DH now, and in a park that's utter misery for right-handers.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 08:07 |
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c Take Hostages, The Mayor's Life Depends On It. If They Don't Make 60 Gyros For You and Coyotecoon Within An Hour, The Mayor's Formerly Orphaned Son From His Maid Who Died In A Car Crash Last September Will Be Executed By Catmice, Cats That Kinda Look Like Mice But Are Afraid Of Other Cats. And They Have Tank Cannons For Tongues. The Tank Cannons Are Very Tiny.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 08:17 |
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Oh poo poo I forgot to vote in the obit while I was here. A! No sense making a bad situation worse and dimension hopping for delicious Greek food didn't really work out the first time.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 08:37 |
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SMASHER WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY AWFUL TEAM
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 10:31 |
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Grinnblade posted:I'd be willing to take a stab at the EC. got the screen cap script ready to roll for you - except for the number of players.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 10:39 |
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Put Grimes in at #5 for a week, Perranoski in at LR.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 15:14 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Stop using Busby! OK, fine, swap Busby and Dauss in the last spot of the rotation, then you can tell me to stop using Dauss again in two weeks.
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[img]http://lpix.org/890598/BannerCUB.png[/timg] New Line-up and Rotation Starter: SP#1 Robin Roberts (1951) SP#2 Andy Pettitte (2005) SP#3 Ned Garver (1950) SP#4 Jose Rijo (1986) SP#5 Mike Hampton (2004) RP Lindy McDaniel (1972) RP Curt Young (1986) RP Jay Howell(2004) RP/LR Mel Harder (1934) SU Jim Konstanty(1951) CL Jon Smoltz (2004) Minors: 1B) Mark McGwire (1986) IF) Marcus Giles (2004) SP) Jim Kaat (1976) SP) Joaquin Andujar (1986) RP) Andy Hansen(1951) Line-Up (Vs. RHP) 1. Hernandez (1B) 2. Alomar (2B) 3. Hamner (SS) 4. Chipper Jones (3B) 5. Casceco(DH) 6. Ashburn (RF) 7. Mays (CF) 8. Lollar (C) 9. Drew(LF) (Vs. LHP ) 1. Hernandez (1B) 2. Alomar (2B) 3. Hamner (SS) 4. Chipper Jones (3B) 5. Willie Jones (DH) 6. Ashburn (RF) 7. Mays (CF) 8. Tettleton (C) 9. Drew(LF) In Summary: Promote Garver and Rijo to starters
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 17:53 |
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Super-League legend Ugueth Urbina is out of prison! Nice three inning save by Original Banger Terry Mulholland there. Shift Teddy to left, Berkman to right, and play Polly at second and platoon in Olerud at first for the week. Thanks. Paragon interrupts never work. B, go to Earth-3 - is that the one where the Cubs won it all in '98? Mark Grace will be able to dine out on the gratitude of the good people of Chicago.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 19:23 |
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Dynamo League Week 7 Injury Report Gloria in excelsis Imperialists! Cleveland Unicorns Ross Youngs (RF) (Bright's Disease, probably!) - 13 days Ugueth Urbina (RP) (Celebrated getting out of prison a bit too hard) - 13 days Florida Oranges Mike Lieberthal (C) (Hannukah, the extended edition!) - Out for Season Florida Dickshots Tim Raines (LF) (Sacrificed himself for the greater glory of the Dickshots) - 7 days Rockford Losers Don Drysdale (SP) (Revolt of the Masses) - 28 days Web 2.0 Bloggers Barry Bonds (LF) (I guess you've got to make another new lineup, then!) - 15 days
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 19:40 |
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My strategy of doing nothing much and hoping my hitting gets better paid off! I think. Also. A.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 19:44 |
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Lieberthal be gone, Pat Collins from AAA as backup catcher.
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# ? Dec 27, 2012 20:00 |
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HOSTAGES! Voting C, obviously.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:(Sacrificed himself for the greater glory of the Dickshots) Except I'm playing the Unspecifieds and Bloggers next week so you may have jumped the gun a bit there, Timmy ~*~New Lineup~*~ 1. Joe Jackson RF 2. Nap Lajoie 2B 3. Eddie Murray 1B 4. Billy Williams LF 5. Andre Dawson CF 6. Ron Santo 3B 7. Gary Carter C 8. Ozzie Smith SS P
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Super-League VIII, Smasher League Week 6: I still hate Geoff Johns Games of the Week Don May posted:
Box Score Don May posted:
Box Score As Seen on TV Title! : Part of me thinks that I'm wasting my life...the other part knows that I am. I blame Geoff Johns. : Who's Geoff Johns? : A very bad man. And speaking of abominations, it's time for the Arguments to defend their title against the Landers, which should go great for them. : Well, it's only a three game series, and the Arguments are at home so- : And the Landers win the first game 10-1. : Poor Snuffy. : And a 7-3 Landers win, and they'll take the TV Title. : mrnoun had been waiting for Clemens to turn it around, and it looks like he might have gotten it here. : And the Landers will close things out with a devastating 10-5 victory. : The Arguments just couldn't make up for the talent gap between them and the Landers. : Okay, now this next series will be for all three championships in the Smasher League: the Heavyweight and Television Titles held by the Landers, and the Larkin-Downing Award held by the Gumshoes. : Right, each title changes hands on a different condition. For the Gumshoes to win the Television title, they just need to win three of the four games of this series. For the Gumshoes to win the Heavyweight title, they'd need the sweep. For the Landers to win the Larkin-Downing, they'll need to stage a great comeback against the Gumshoes. : Well, never mind the Heavyweight Title, with the Landers preventing a Gumshoes sweep with a win in Game 1. : And the TV Title will also remain in the Landers' hands, as the Landers will also take Game 2. : A fine start by Richard, who was become one of the better fifth starters in the league this year. : Gumshoes will win Game 3. : Nolan Ryan is really struggling for the Gumshoes this year, and you wonder what it was about the Skyhawks that let their version of Ryan dominate where all of these other Ryans fail. : Well, at least the Gumshoes will keep the Larkin-Downing award, because the Landers didn't have to stage a comeback to win this game. : I don't think you've really thought this award through. : Okay, we're done here. Landers are the champions, they'll face the Biosparks early next week, and then we'll see with Landers-Suicides or Biosparks-Arguments. Team Statistics Analysis Steady as she goes! Analysis Communism is making a comeback as the proletariat rebels against the concentration of wealth in bourgeois hands and Strasburg's luck starts to normalize. Analysis Keith Hernandez: still injured! Analysis Boy, Ortiz sure made your Jack Cust strategy seem pretty stupid, didn't he? Analysis Bernie Williams might be better than Luzinski at LF, or he might not. It's hard for me to say. Analysis Only Sadaharu Oh can save you now! Analysis I'm sure there's a good reason why Valo is on your 25-man roster and Rickey Henderson isn't, and I'd love to hear it. Analysis At least your team draws a lot of walks. Analysis The ship is sinking! But, since you've got no spare players that are all that usable, it's probably time to let it ride and hope for the best. Analysis The Maths are slowly coming back to life, and Damon is healthy enough to take over for Elliott, which is even better news. Analysis Plenty of time to turn it around, and a 4-2 week is a good start. Your sluggers can't do this badly forever, can they? Analysis You can keep being stubborn as long as you want, but both Yount and Sandberg can passably play SS. Analysis Looks like the Biosparks aren't quite as dead as I thought. Still not quite looking great, though. Analysis Well, you've got no spare pieces, so I guess keep hoping that you continue to overperform like this. Analysis I know this sounds crazy, but Yoshida might not be a bad idea at SR or SU. Analysis What's wrong with your team? Well, half of your roster is great, and half is bad and, because of the way that baseball works, that's a bit worse than having an entire roster full of average. Standings and Leaders A. Is going to an Ashram still an option? Because Mark Grace definitely needs spiritual redemption now! - 2 votes B. Okay, Earth-1 Gyros were a bust, and we don't have any money for Earth-2 Gyros so...Earth-3 Gyros? - 4 votes C. No going back now! Might as well start taking hostages! - 5 votes Okay, let's do this. Despite having no weapons, Mark Grace corrals the hostages together. There are only about five people in the restaurant, because it's around 2:30, so this doesn't take a lot of time. Li'l Brian Pillman helps out the best that he can, and it turns out that he's a natural at tying people up. Mark can't help but be slightly concerned about the dark path Pillman is heading down. In fact, it takes so little time that no one even has time to call the police or anything, meaning that no one even knows that Mark and li'l Brian Pillman have taken hostages, which is going to make it difficult to make demands. Hell, the way things are going, it looks like Mark is going to have to call the police directly to get this sorted out. Also, Mark Grace isn't quite sure what demands he wants to make. After all, he came in here for gyros, and while fate has conspired to deny him that delicious Grecian dish, he doesn't really want much else at the moment. Still, he has taken hostages, and eventually the police are going to involved, so he's going to need to figure out exactly what the point of this all is... DECISION TIME! What the gently caress are Mark Grace's demands? A. A gyros...or the hostages get it! B. Full immunity for any crimes past or present...and fuel for Mark Grace's rocket cycle! C. Demand the State of Illinois install a Marxist government!
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:01 |
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B, including the crime of gyro pilfery while we wait for the rocket cycle fuel!
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It's about time this obituary got on track, so ask for B because I'm sure you can buy a gyros after Grace is no longer in danger of being sent to the pen for the rest of his natural life.
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:19 |
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B, it's the perfect crime! You can make a speedy getaway afterwards!
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# ? Dec 28, 2012 00:23 |
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B Forgot about our rocket cycle.
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