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I can't believe it got published. Time to tell everyone I know about my contribution.
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Where is the thing link to the thing.
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Dec 28, 2012 19:42
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We should get our payments in Bitcoin, the decentralized cryptocurrency of the future. End the Fed, Bad Thread!
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Dec 28, 2012 19:44
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A goon project actually got completed! And it was this goon project.
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Dec 28, 2012 19:45
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run DNC posted:Where is the thing link to the thing. Happy reading!
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Dec 28, 2012 19:45
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Honestly, now, how many people seriously thought this would be completed until the authors were basically right at the finish?
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Dec 28, 2012 19:47
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I was making sure the table of contents had been created correctly and realized that Chapter 5 had not been included and that the end of Chapter 4 was basically [put some stuff here about feelings] so I fixed both of those problems. For the most complete Game of Bones experience, please redownload your book!
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Dec 28, 2012 19:55
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When I downloaded the kindle version a bunch of chapters were missing. Is that fixed?
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Dec 28, 2012 19:56
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IRQ posted:A goon project actually got completed! Just goes to show that the problem was never time, never heart, never ability. The problem was lack of penis-centricity. And I don't even care if the guy was joking, it is the best thing in the world if someone didn't come to this thread to avoid being spoilered on Game of Bones.
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The Mutato posted:When I downloaded the kindle version a bunch of chapters were missing. Is that fixed? Which chapters? The epub version has all of the chapters. Sophia posted:And I don't even care if the guy was joking, it is the best thing in the world if someone didn't come to this thread to avoid being spoilered on Game of Bones. Also, I know that guy in real life and he specifically asked me to stop telling him about progress on the book so he could read it all in its completion when it was done. So no, he was not joking.
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Dec 28, 2012 20:02
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I think the hilarious placeholders add to the charm. [heartfelt tantric romance here]
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Dec 28, 2012 20:03
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thornghost posted:Which chapters? The epub version has all of the chapters. The .mobi version I have appears to be missing 5, 14 and 17.
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Dec 28, 2012 20:14
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You should sell the missing chapters like DLC.
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Dec 28, 2012 20:16
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Next step is sourcing voices for the audiobook. Who can read this poo poo out loud without laughing too much?
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Dec 28, 2012 20:17
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So, are we also going to be doing a Createspace P-O-D paperback version? Also, we should pimp this out in the Self-Publishing thread in CC. On top of that, get it listed on Goonreads.com too. Azure_Horizon fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Dec 28, 2012 |
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Dec 28, 2012 20:19
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IRQ posted:A goon project actually got completed! Don't forget swap.avi rejutka posted:Next step is sourcing voices for the audiobook. Who can read this poo poo out loud without laughing too much? I've had voice acting on my résumé for 14 years.
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Dec 28, 2012 20:29
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thornghost posted:Also, I know that guy in real life and he specifically asked me to stop telling him about progress on the book so he could read it all in its completion when it was done. So no, he was not joking. I requested a leather bound and illustrated copy when it was finished, and all I got was this crummy coupon code.
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Dec 28, 2012 20:47
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If you want it bound in leather, just upload it to a usb drive then jam it in your foreskin, et voila.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:If you want it bound in leather, just upload it to a usb drive then jam it in your foreskin, et voila. My Barnes&Noble p-reader doesn't use USB. It has an internal hard drive. 
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Dec 28, 2012 20:58
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It's nice that you all finished A Game of Bones, but we still have A Clash of Cocks, A Storm of Swap, A Feast of Hoes, And A Dance With Dragondick. We need to finish a porn pardoy series before A Wind With Winter never comes out.
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Dec 28, 2012 21:11
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thornghost posted:It's still awaiting confirmation for the premium catalog, which will list it in all the major stores like Amazon, Apple, Sony, etc. That actually doesn't get it on Amazon (check "Status of Amazon" on this page). You can publish it directly with Amazon, though.
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Dec 28, 2012 21:32
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It's hard to stay focused on the early chapters knowing that TDC's chapter is out there, waiting. Also, I like that the Quote at the beginning is still there.
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poo poo man, 14 and 17 are still missing. It's like this book was made by a bunch of idiots and slackers.
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Dec 28, 2012 22:08
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The chapters are there in the epub version, they just aren't linked in the table of contents. That's generated automatically by Smashwords, so I'll see if I can find some way to manually add them. EDIT: Found the issue and fixed it appropriately. I also added a GRRMY food item to replace that little placeholder in that one Brendan chapter. thornghost fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Dec 28, 2012 |
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Dec 28, 2012 22:24
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Crab dipped in lard. Lard dipped in crab.
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Teim posted:Crab dipped in lard. Lard dipped in lard.
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^ Dipped in Dany excretion. I just realized that due to this being crowdsourced, it's effectively a Wild Cards (as in the award-winning science fiction series) collection, which also essentially makes Sophia (as "editor") the GRRM equivalent. Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Dec 28, 2012 |
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Dec 28, 2012 23:12
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I could never be a true Wild Card, let's not get crazy. I'm 100% the Stannis of this thread, looking on disapprovingly but murdering you with shadow babies when I can.
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Dec 28, 2012 23:17
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There should be a Similarion dealy combining the rest of the fine works written by the august writers in this thread, including: Gregor, P.I., murderous GRRM in a tree, and all the yuletide classics we know and abhor. EDIT: Please, Sophia. You're right in the muck with all of us. One of us! One of us!
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I nominate Sophia for Chancellor of GRRMiness and Warden of the Shitposts. All in favor, tuck your shameful boner in your waist band. All opposed, spray dook.
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Sophia posted:I could never be a true Wild Card, let's not get crazy. I'm 100% the Stannis of this thread, looking on disapprovingly but murdering you with shadow babies when I can. Shut up you have a shameful girl boner and you know it.
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You crazy fuckers. At some point this will inevitably find its way onto grrm's 640*480 screen and you will all know what you have wrought. You will know it in the deepest depths of your black souls where only the foulest and most shameful things lurk.
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Alright fuckers. Got it on my kindle, poured a glass of vodka. Got smokes on me. Other than the prologue and my chapter I haven't read a word of this. See you on the other side. e: whoever wrote chapter 5, the loving grinding halt this thing just came to is amazing. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Dec 29, 2012 |
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Heh, its great isn't it? Doing a read-through myself, cause why not. EDIT: Dude loves himself some number puns EDIT: "The next day, having broken his fast at the Break Bad table with a feast of cuntry bread, and other puns" EDIT 2: "She wore a simple traveling robe the colour of the lid of this o j jug I’m looking at, and her shoes were red. I’m loving colour-blind, what do you want?" Whoever did this needs to stand up and bow. Shageletic fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Dec 29, 2012 |
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Dec 29, 2012 02:56
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The least you can do is provide this thread with a free copy after being forced to suffer through it for the last 100 pages 
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Holy Calamity! posted:The least you can do is provide this thread with a free copy after being forced to suffer through it for the last 100 pages thornghost posted:Alright, you asked for it, you got it.
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Now that's more like it. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay to jerk off to this poo poo..
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Thank god for chapter 6, this book was about to be more demure than a Nancy Drew novel.
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Shageletic posted:Thank god for chapter 6, this book was about to be more demure than a Nancy Drew novel. Those chapters serve two purposes: 1. To warn well adjusted people not to read on at their own peril 2. To lure the people who appreciate that tripe into the hosed up Minotaur labryinth-on-mushrooms that is A Game of Bones
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If I had no idea what this was, prologue-4 would just be some quaint boring poo poo and I'd be kinda blasé about it. Then the fourth wall gets kicked in the dick in chapter 5 and now it's wall to wall smut.  This is amazing.
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