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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


It probably says something about how jaded I am by the Internet that I'm actually kind of relieved that "marrying two of the dolls" meant "officiating at a doll wedding," not "committing doll polygamy (dollygamy?)."

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Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Oh jesus christ


http://www.flickr.com/photos/69205803@N04/8259709258/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/69205803@N04/8259708928/in/photostream/


NEVER VISITING YOUR FORUM :gonk:

aidoru
Oct 24, 2010


This one's gotta be the worst. I guess I can be thankful this is the minority of the BJD community...?

Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

So if the doll guy somehow managed to have actual daughters do you think he would be just as creepy with them as he is with his dolls? Does creepiness invade fatherhood? (please say no, please say no, please say no)

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow

Hey, you get off easy! You're thousands of miles away from him. He's planning on dropping by my doll meet up group. :gonk:

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I demand a trip report of his antics at said meetup. Mostly because I don't want those links in my browser history, but I also want to know just how bad this gets.

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

I can't think of very many contexts where these things aren't creepy as heck.

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.
That guy just makes me kind of depressed. It's like he desperately wants to be a father but at the same time has no idea what to do so takes all of his cues from his aminus, and because of it he'll never be a normal person.

It's like a really sad, spergy cycle. :smith:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Sup folks.

Awhile back, I wrote a series of stories in this thread about one of my course mates, Henriette, when I was doing law in university (see here). To be precise, it was exactly one year ago since I finished, and til now I still get messages once in a while from people who enjoyed them :3: . (Thanks y'all)

Nowadays I spend my goony times at the CC Thunderdome thread where we post flash fictions every week and bump chests :black101:. Last week the prompt was 1. Love story; and 2. Bollywood. I thought, hey, it's the anniversary since I wrote about Henriette, I'll just do a Thunderdome entry about her as appreciation to people who liked it.

And then came flash rule 3 which said it had to be not heterosexual and uh well oops, luckily I had written something else not so Bollywoody for it. Then I've also got this halfway done, might as well finish it...

But anyway here goes, hope you all like it.
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The girl woke up to a Kashmiri morning in the brightest of springs. As she sat up she found herself surrounded by light yellow pollen, and the petals of the great water lily she was in spread apart, gently opening the grand skies to her. She was in a garden of earthly delights, the fragrance of mangoes and jasmine sickly sweet, and blue-green peacocks displayed their iridescent plumage to pleasure her eyes.

Henriette hopped off the flower, bare feet landing on the greenest grass of the fields. How confused was she, for she only remembered retiring to the bed of her drab apartment last evening!

Around her in this most wondrous of Swarga Lokas were her law school colleagues, dressed in the garbs of every spectrum of the rainbow, and oh how they cheered and danced upon seeing her. “Lo our fellow student,” they sang in union. “We were mean and spoke of you behind your back. We were mere pretentious and materialistic fools. We thought you silly for loving such a great Swami. How wrong we were! You and your great spiritual love are truly amazing! We love you, dear Henriette!”

“Wooooooooooooo,” she sang, “I forgive you!” Her coursemates jumped in joy and made cartwheels, so grateful were they for her kindness.

“Bear witness, our beautiful, beautiful lady!” sang the mangoes. What childlikeness their lovely voices were, so very much like the juices and the flesh hidden beneath their dark green skin! “For He has come!”

She clasped her palms across her bosom. The henna swirls around her fingers twirl across her skin in a hundred different whirls. “Is it He?” she asked. “Is it that greatest man in my life?”

“Ooooooooooooooo,” the mangoes crooned. “Eeeeeeeeeeee,” the peacocks chirped. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,” sang her colleagues. Henriette looked up to the sky, its hues the pink and blue of dusk.

The clouds parted, and from it emerged that great golden disc of the exuberant face of Sri Sathya Sai Baba. How infectious was his smile, platinum gems in universal symmetry, more worthy than a million slums! What magnificence his afro was, bushes so dark and thick a village could hide within from the most fearsome tigers of Ceylon!

Henriette gasped, and oh! She could not help but laugh in joy, her bright crystalline tears flowing down her cheeks like the Ganges into the bay of Bengal. “Oh Sai Baba! You have appeared in my dreams, just like I hope and desire for!”

Sai Baba’s radiance was wide and luminous, and Henriette basked in the glory of the sun of his love. “Dreams, my dear Henriette,” said mighty Sai Baba. “Are nothing but the reflection of the subconscious mind.”

“Have I willed You into my thoughts?” cried Henriette. “I cannot be so strong, to cause You to see humble, insignificant I!”

Sai Baba threw back his head and laughed. His voice was like that of great bells, hearty echoes ringing across the stars. “No, my love,” said He. “No person can dream of a Swami unless the Swami Himself desires it to be so 1 . And so do I hear your pleas, and so do I desire, and here I allow myself to be in your thoughts.”

Henriette was overjoyed. She threw her hands up, fingers moving as if strumming a pretty large sitar in the sky. She spun around a few trees and sang, “Ah, I am so relieved, I am so glad!” Tears flowed down her cheeks again, because why not. “To know I am not only Your most devoted devotee, but for You to know my face. I am the happiest woman in this great earth!”

“Oh Henriette, I shall make you happier,” declared Sai Baba. He extended His hand out to her, the rings on His finger so opulent and rich, His palm such an invitation to treat. “For I have come to light the lamp of love in your heart, to see that it shines day by day 2 .”

Henriette gasped. “Surely You jest!” She recited Shakespeare. “You offer me your hand? But I can’t! I shan’t! Oh, I am unworthy, unworthy, unworthy!”

Sai Baba smiled His most inviting smile. It was of such brilliance the mangoes swelled, the birds took flight, the water lilies bloomed a million times and the skies parted once again, so genuinely brilliant, it was more brilliant than anything known by Man. “Yes, devotee of mine,” said He. “I offer you my love. For women should take the correct path then men will follow suit, as it is the women who have to take the leading role. The wife is half of the husband; if she becomes good, then her husband, who is the other half, will also become good 3 .”

“How can I say no!” Henriette shrieked, and took the hand of great Sai Baba. Her university coursemates took flight in reverie and did Kuchipudi air dances, so enchanted they were by the passion before them that the laws of physics became arbitrary and defiable.

A cloud, formed beneath their feet, brought them up to the snowy peaks of Meru, where a great altar of gold awaits them. Tiny monkeys in fine silk greeted them, and lotuses bloomed after their each step. The sun obliged their presence by setting, but just enough so that the golden lustre of the altar would be more pronounced before a deep mahogany background.

“Do we marry?” said Henriette.

“Yes, we do marry,” Sai Baba clasped His hands around hers. “We shall join in a union of souls.”

“I love you, Sai Baba!”

“I love you too, my dear child,” said Sai Baba. “Thus we are now spiritually married, for I have willed myself into your thoughts, and you shall be The Girl who Thinks She is Married to Sai Baba.”

Their transcendent love broke the hearts of all in the world, and the Gods and Goddesses wept in joy, and the animals and plants skipped and sung, and her university colleagues flew around and did high-fives, and Henriette was the happiest and most blessed girl in the world.

When I Woke Up I Knew We Were Married (1000+ words)

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
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^^^

So, how much is it going to cost for you to illustrate this above post like you did all the others, and to who do we make the check out to? :allears:

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

So this is what the Mayans predicted.

James Trickington
Apr 23, 2008
Fandoms can ruin anything if you let them, I think. They're like that kid who hears a yo momma joke and doesn't stop making them for 20 minutes straight. If you don't ignore that kid, you'll hate those jokes by the end of it.

I'm sure otaku aren't the worst out there. They probably just seemed the worst due to my major in college; if I'd taken environmental science maybe the tree-huggers would've seemed the worst. Still though, there's something so disappointing about their lack of self-awareness.

black metal hugbox posted:

I can't think of very many contexts where these things aren't creepy as heck.
The BJD guy, honestly that flickr looks like it's the contents of an expansive FBI file.
:negative:
edit:

aidoru posted:

This one's gotta be the worst. I guess I can be thankful this is the minority of the BJD community...?
Jesus Christ. :stonk:

James Trickington fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Dec 23, 2012

Lowly
Aug 13, 2009

aidoru posted:

This one's gotta be the worst. I guess I can be thankful this is the minority of the BJD community...?

My mind doesn't really want to process what is happening in these photos, so I just get stuck on what the hell is going on with her legs?!

DrHerpington
Dec 20, 2012

;-*
Glad to see this thread is still open. Here's my story. It's really long, there's background info though. Sorry!

Long story short

In high school, there was a really gross group of LARPers. They were hosed up in many a way. I asked to not be signed up for their mailing list, they signed me up anyways, and when I flamed them over email about it, after asking politely to be removed many times, they stalked me and were probably planning on assaulting me after school, in the LARP apparel, with LARP weaponry.




Background Information

I like anime, video games, M:tG, and LARPing a lot as a kid, I liked it as a teen too. When we moved during middle school, I hung out with people with those interests. That's how I met my "boyfriend" (I was 12, so it was basically a friend I held hands with) when we moved. We happened to move to the area that hosted my LARP, so I ended up not needing to join a new LARP group.

There was one really weird girl at my school. She dressed like a normal person our age, had normal interests, but no friends. I thought she was just shy, so I made friends with her. Nope, she was batshit insane! If I wore a shirt, she'd go out and get her parents to buy the same shirt. If I mentioned I played an instrument, she decided to become a girl with a guitar. It's like she wanted to be me, seriously. Finally, she asked me if she could date the guy I was dating, and I told her she'd have to ask him, so she went up to him, told him I wanted to end it, and that she wanted to date him. He, gullible, believed it and started to go out with her, and she threatened to kill herself if they ever broke up.

This happened for two years. She wanted to still be my friend, and I said no thanks. So, what did she do? Started to find me when I was alone and try to confront me about why I didn't want to be her friend. She was ridiculously strong, and one time, just took my arm and dragged me to the counselor's office, even though I was screaming for her to get off me. It happened at lunch, when nobody was inside, but the counselor said I was being "overdramatic". poo poo was caught on tape, the school didn't do anything about it. Every time I'd break up with a guy, she'd ask him out. Before I left for college, she and I probably shared most exes, but I'd never dated a guy after she'd dated him. It was always the other way around and it was weird and creepy.

There were other crazy people at this school, but she was the craziest because she had stalker attributes. The others kept their craziness to themselves Example? The one girl who literally called herself an Elder One, believed that she was a reincarnated spirit, and that so were her friends. She'd also steal clothes, even underwear, from people sleeping over at her house. Her parents set up torrenting and poo poo for her, so she had lots of porn, also, she had an otherkin that was each of her Neopets (even though she was godawful at the game). Again, this is before age 14.

High School Background Info

For high school, we switched districts again, to the larger school district, district B, because I wanted to get away from the crazy stalker girl. My parents didn't do poo poo, they really should have at least called her parents, but whatever.

I mostly hung out with my new classmates, but I also wanted to play some M:tG on the side. The sexes were more split: guys hung out with guys, girls hung out with girls. I mostly hung out with girls and we talked about movies and Twilight and normal teenage junk, but sometimes, I wanted to play M:tG or video games without making serious friends, so I'd go to the video game club or the nerds that play M:tG together.

Those people were basically the annoying kids from XBOX Live, but I only hung out with them once every week or two to play Magic or Halo or something. I was a casual in terms of multiplayer, I liked single player stuff better.

During this time, I was still LARPing, some kid in my class teased me after seeing me at the park, but whatever.

One of the hanger-arounds at the M:tG group was considered a member of the group even though he never played. Between matches, I'd chat with him. I learned that he knew some people from my middle school who fenced with him at a local fencing club. Cool, whatever. He introduced me to his friend, who was a LARPer, who said I should check out their LARP.

LARPers 2: Electric Boogaloo

So, I did some googling. I was maybe 15 or 16, and I'd been on 4chan, SA, ED, the goddamn Internet for a while. Their LARP was a rip-off of another LARP, which had sent a cease-and-desist because the guy running the rip-off with his dad's money had been using their name and their mailing list info to get new recruits. I saw some LJ's, the people that were running the group? Older guys, out of high school, who were dating the underage kids they were effectively babysitting, seeing as there was basically no parental supervision. Oh, but it was okay, you see, because they were children at heart. Also, ephebophilia is okay, right guys? That's how I learned about the LARPer group at my high school.

You know how there are lacrosse players who are just people who play lacrosse, and there are lacrosse players who don't shut up about lacrosse and carry their lacrosse sticks everywhere? These were the LARP equivalent. They wore their costumes to school. They roleplayed in class. They were furries, and now, they're probably otherkin with fictive headmates and all that junk. That's weird. Not going to pretend it isn't. What people do with their bodies is their drat business, and I don't care as long as it doesn't affect me. Oh, but it did.

Some of the hosed up things they did? Well, the high school had a problem with strangers bring weapons onto campus, usually concealed guns. We had a few lockdowns each year for that reason. These people invited people that didn't go to our high school (both our ages and older(!!!!)) onto campus, with their fake weapons. There was a park right across the street that they could have met them at, but nope, they brought them on campus.

One of the people that would show up? Crazy stalker girl. Somehow, she found out about me through these people, joined their LARP, used it as an excuse to hang out around my school. She was my age and the school was big, so who would think she was out of place? I obviously should have reported this, but I didn't. Where were her parents in all this?!

I'm half Asian and female, but a few of the LARPers were also otakus and would ask me to translate stuff, do "cute Japanese stuff" (not even a bit Japanese), and would ask me if I liked Lolita and other Japanese fashion styles (I dressed like a normal American teenager). They'd also try to get me to roleplay with them.

They were also really racist, classist, and just douchey in general. Most were in AP classes and looked down on anyone not in an AP class (I was in "only 2?!?!" or something, and apparently that was a crime), and they would choose to charge different fees to different LARP participants instead of just saying why they didn't want them there at all. They were also all rich white kids, with parents with good jobs who apparently give their kids guidelines or rules or decency.

One of the LARPers had a crush on me. He was really dirty, with dragon talons (his fursona was obviously a dragon), and long gross hair. He's more than mildly autistic, and currently, sells Vector knives door-to-door. He decided I was totally his girlfriend, disregarding the fact that I was dating someone else. What did he do to show his affection? Signed me up for the LARP mailing list! I asked not to be on it. I sent emails asking to be removed. These requests were not met. I tried blocking the emails but nope. Didn't work. So, I sent an angry email asking to be removed from the mailing list, to the whole mailing list. I cursed. Whatever, this is the Internet.

I get a poo poo-ton of angry flames back and people are emailing back and forth on the mailing list about what to do about me. Why am I seeing these emails? Oh, because I'm still on the loving mailing list!

Eventually, someone figures that out, and says they should take this issue "to the forums", which are private. Great, or so I thought.

The next day, the LARPer friend of the M:tG guy asks me to stick around a bit, because he wants to apologize to me about the mailing list thing. So, after school, I wait for a bit.

Through the front gates of the school, a stream of LARPers enters. They're in lovely costumes with lovely weapons (think: pool noodle directly put on pipes or sticks). And they run towards me. I walk the gently caress away, and a very fat girl who wore a black dress (the kind a priest would wear, with the white collar thing and everything) grabs me and tells me I need to "stay for my punishment". What the everloving gently caress.

I start to leave, and these people just start to follow me out of the school. One of them, the leader, the one who was running the mailing list in the first place, grabs me on the shoulder. I brush him off, so he pulls my earbuds out of my ear and says he "just wants to talk". I tell him to to gently caress off, he said some bullshit like, "that's not very nice".

Luckily, I saw my boyfriend across the street, at a park, so I ran over to him, and he had a group of very large guys with him who all stood up. This was during my "date the baddest motherfucker around" stage, so...I chose to date a guy who had a large group of tough looking friends. They also had fake guns. The LARPers scattered.


I lost my M:tG friend to this group. He was really whiny, on the topic of "wahh I have nothing to show colleges!" so I suggested he try out different things and get a hobby. It was a little late but it was better than having nothing. The first time after I gave him that advice, he decided to become one of those assholes who claims to be an expert in everything he's read about for once. The second time, he decided to join the creepy LARPers. Also, he started dating Stalker Girl for a while. I guess she thought I'd been dating the M:tG guy for a while or something (I hadn't).

The only weird poo poo they did after that was try and take pictures of me and my next year's boyfriend to see if we'd show up on film, because we looked like one of the vampire couples from Twilight (they'd call us by their names), and that's loosely. As in, we just had their hair color and skin color.

Post-graduation

The summer after high school, I started to chat with one of the LARPers who had also been a classmate of mine. I'd had a crush on him: he'd been a transfer to my school and basically snatched up by the LARPers. Turns out he no longer was one of them and no longer liked them! So, we hung out a few times, and started to casually date.

One night, he suggested we go to a party one of his friends was holding. It was one of the LARPers, who he claimed was also an ex-LARPer. Apparently, this party would be full of only the cool ex-LARPers, who, like my date, had seen how hosed up their LARP was. On the way there, we saw a few of the LARPer people by chance, who seemed pretty nice, so I thought maybe the party wouldn't be entirely crazy. Wrong.

I get there and it's entirely LARPers. The host sees me and loses his poo poo, yelling at my date about how he could bring me there! And who else is there?

Stalker girl! She comes at me with her hands out like claws, yelling about how I've stolen this guy from his friends.

This time, obviously, she didn't stalk me, but still. I go and hide in the kitchen, and my date's friends come after me. His real friends, not LARPers. They tell me everyone's a dick, whatever. They're cool guys who are hanging out with poo poo people. My date eventually works things out with the host, doesn't get his rear end beaten, and we leave the party.

Meanwhile, what about my LARPing?

Well, I liked LARPing, I was going more sporadically though, because I had SATs and junk. New people joined and basically took over. People who had been in the group maybe two or three weeks or months were now in positions of power because there were so many of them around to vote each other in. Things fell apart quickly.

The LARP I was part of decided to join forces with the LARP that harassed me (I told the new admins about the issue, they said to "deal with it"), even given the background info about the shady behavior. They basically wanted enough members to have bragging rights over other LARP groups in the area. So, I quit going to that branch of the LARP, and if I was to restart LARPing, would gladly drive a longer distance to LARP with people I do like.



Where Are They Now?

I'm in college, on the other side of the country. There are crazy weebs here, including:

* Girl who has really bad cosplays and outfits, but is anorexic skinny (seriously, she weighs double digits and is 5'7" at least) so gets praised and continues to starve and wear ugly stuff. She's obsessed with Homestuck and Internet memes, and tries to stick a meme in everything. Also, pretty sure she's an otherkin/factive. She also speaks with a fake British accent (it changes daily, and her parents have American accents).
* Girl who thinks that being hyperviolent is adorable after seeing Kick rear end, but doesn't get that it isn't as ironic on someone her age. Terrible hygiene is a contrast with her hair, which is dyed various Kool-Aid colors, and she wears the same really dirty children's sized Disney shirts daily. Sitting by her table at dinner, I've literally heard her threaten to punch random people for things like fan shipping.

One of the LARPers transferred to the same college (not exactly, but I don't want to get into it) and freaked the gently caress out when they saw me the first time. It was the ringleader of the group, the one that had grabbed me when I tried to escape their attack. Well, I nipped it in the bud. I saw them, asked if we could talk. Told the guy that I didn't want college to be awkward for me, so if he could cut the poo poo out, I'd forgive him for his past. He agreed, sent me a friend request on Facebook, but forgot his Twitter and FB were synced, so I saw the snarky comment he'd tweeted about me just then. Still, I haven't been bothered by the LARPers since. I think they get that if they did that today, it'd be stalking/harassment/assault and that poo poo isn't treated lightly by colleges/police.

The crazy stalker girl? So crazy that her parents sent her to live in another country with a relative.

Guy who I introduced to the whole mess? Got featured in an article in the NYT about his "eclectic" interests (he claimed to be an expert in various things he isn't, and the article got written because his aunt works there), and his dad got busted in a big scandal earlier this year.

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009

DrHerpington posted:

...

Also, pretty sure she's an otherkin/factive.
...

I have not heard this term before and I'm really not sure I want it associated with my internets beyond this forum. What is it?

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Buried alive posted:

I have not heard this term before and I'm really not sure I want it associated with my internets beyond this forum. What is it?
You know how fictives are people with fictional characters living in their heads, right? Factives have real actual people living in their heads. Sort of Being John Malkovich, except John Malkovich is being you.

Every loving time I think people can't get crazier/stupider, they do. It's fascinating....

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Buried alive posted:

I have not heard this term before and I'm really not sure I want it associated with my internets beyond this forum. What is it?

Deep sigh. Headmates, man. Weirdest poo poo I've heard about online.

So, people who believe they have headmates sometimes believe that they have a fictional character as a headmate, and those are fictives. Factives are an extension of this; these are people who believe they have actual people sharing their headspace.

A fictive is "I have the Tenth Doctor Who as a headmate."
A factive is "David Tennant is my headmate."
(Both need psychiatric help, but factives probably need more.)

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I thought it was a typo. Boy, do I wish I still did.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Wow, moving in nerdy circles and having Asian features in the US must really suck.

Buried alive
Jun 8, 2009
I hadn't heard the term fictives before either. My knowledge is ever expanding and the abyss is ever deepening.

DrHerpington
Dec 20, 2012

;-*

Corridor posted:

Wow, moving in nerdy circles and having Asian features in the US must really suck.

Well poo poo someone recognized the sperg queen.

DrHerpington fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Jul 21, 2013

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

DrHerpington posted:

loving AURORA

This could probably be said about most posts in this thread, but :stonk:

God. drat.

To quote 'The Thick Of It', I am amazed that this woman remains unmurdered.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

This could probably be said about most posts in this thread, but :stonk:

God. drat.

To quote 'The Thick Of It', I am amazed that this woman remains unmurdered.

Aurora sounds like she'd've fit in with more than a few I met over in the Humanities classes over the last couple of semesters. However, I can't understand how DrHerpington stuck around her for so long because I know I would've told her off at the grabbing the food thing and cut it off then.

indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009

DrHerpington posted:

Surprisingly, nope.

Worst things would be the glompings, which people seem to have outgrown now, but I don't go to cons or anything. Also: Asian fetishists. As in, "That girl's Asian! She must love the same things I love, and also be submissive!" Same problem just being a nerdy girl in general: a lot of guys like the stereotypical "girl gamer", and are disappointed when they find that no, the vast majority of women who happen to have their interests do not cosplay, etc. Hopefully it'll get better as I get older. I just tend to date mundanes now.

Most mild thing would be the assumption that all Asians automatically love anime/manga/Japan/Japanese video games, when it's just not necessarily true. I personally had more exposure to western stuff growing up, that's what I ended up liking best. Another Asian friend of mine likes English, French, and Spanish stuff (history/art/lit) the most. Whatever.

Don't glomp and stereotype and be a douche, and you won't be part of the problem. It's pretty simple.

A Brand New Story for SomethingAwful About The Sperg Queen

Please read this the way you think a fat 19 year old Asian/white girl with glasses, sitting in bed because of the cold, with a cold, would read this, for maximum realism. Thank you.

I made friends with a girl earlier this year but she has special snowflake syndrome and a bunch of other issues. I didn't understand why she didn't have any friends (story sound familiar?) so I asked her out for pizza and we became friends. Here we go. Because she has SSN, let's call her Aurora.

Aurora is really tall and really skinny. She's 5'10" and weighs less than 110 lbs. She still fits into clothes her parents bought her when she was 12. In fact, she still wears them! She's 21 and attends my college, and is wearing clothes meant for a 12 year old. Let that sink in. You know the tacky clothes for 12 year olds? Things like dresses covered in faux-sequin mesh fabric, with feather collars? Things like denim jackets, with appliques of butterflies and flowers? Things like velour track suits with initials?

That's what Aurora wears, and she's 21. It's not that she can't afford new clothes, but when she goes out to buy clothes, she goes to the children's section to try things on. Not a junior's or teens section, but a children's section. I have no idea why the sales people don't think she's a pervert or something.

But that's not all! She also wears the same pair of earrings every single day. It's a pair of really cheap earrings from Claire's (Claire's is basically where little kids go for accessories, they offer free ear piercings and stuff). The earrings themselves aren't classic hoops, small studs, etc. Oh no. The earring is a solid bar leading down to her shoulder, where there rests a huge peace sign, the size of your fist. Imagine an earring, trailing down to your shoulder, ending in a peace sign the size of your fist. Imagine wearing that every day. Aurora doesn't clean them, which is also really unsanitary.

On her wrists are really cheap glass bangles, meant for a belly dancer Halloween costume. They're light blue, but chipping, so they're showing bits of silver and glass. She wears a stack of maybe thirty on each wrist. That would be nearly impossible for many normal people, but remember, she's a size 00 and ridiculously skinny. She wears a bunch of other accessories too, all meant for children and bought from children's stores.

Aurora wears children's makeup daily. Bright blue eye shadow is her "signature look". No matter what she wears, or where she's going, she wears bright blue eyeshadow, huge stacks of chipped bangles, and huge peace sign earrings. She slathers herself in cheap perfumes she gets at Marshall's or Ross or something, perfumes that smell really bad and really trashy. She owns every Juicy Couture and Ed Hardy perfume there is. Her hair is naturally wavy, a la Hermoine, but she uses an electric flat iron on a super high setting to make it straight. Except, all that does is give her fluffy straight hair, like a lion. It looks really bad.

Her hygiene is also really poor. Like Denise, she constantly claims to be "cleaning her room", or taking a shower. Maybe there's a website for these people to exchange tips? Either way, my friend's room is absolutely disgusting. When she was first moving in at the beginning of the year, she said it was temporary, but it's just gotten progressively worse over the school year.

She got a job at the PR office at our college, and somehow has kept it, even though she dresses wildly inappropriately for the job. She has no idea what "business casual" wear is. She basically wears a bunch of clothes in matching colors: red pants, red ruffled shirt, red bracelets ontop of the bangles, red flowers in her hair.

She's a local student who alternates between bragging about her family's wealth, houses, etc., and complaining about how they're poor, she doesn't have any spending money, etc. She bought tons of Christmas decorations for her messy room, including an advent calendar from Starbucks, but during the gift exchange this year, didn't give, just received.

Don't Date Crazy, or Cheat on Your Girlfriend with Crazy

At the beginning of the year, we hung out with a few people and she would always talk about a guy she liked. He went to a nearby college that she took classes at (we have an agreement between the two schools) and they'd been friends for maybe a year.

Seemed nice, right? I asked if I could see a pic, so she sent me a link to his face. He's listed as "In a Relationship", so I asked her if she knew that. She said yes, obviously, duh!

"So, why are you pursuing a guy that has a girlfriend?"

"Well, I really like his personality and his eclectic interests (Minecraft and Homestuck), and I think his fashion sense is quirky and unique (fedoras and tophats and inappropriate steampunk)!" He was a Reddit freak too, so let's call him Reddit Boy.

"He's got a girlfriend."

"Well, I'm so much better than her, look!" Nothing on the girlfriend's page made me think my friend was better than her in any way. Just looked like a normal college girl.

"You shouldn't pursue this. Like, at all. If someone did this to my metaphorical boyfriend, and had some sort of crush, I'd deal with it, but if they pursued it, it wouldn't be pretty." It's not a threat, it's something I dealt with in high school and college when I'd start dating someone who had a pseudostalker, or when someone I was dating got one. We'd invite them to coffee, we'd tell them they were making us feel uncomfortable, and they'd usually be so embarrassed that they'd leave us alone. Going off the handle would only, in the pseudo's mind, justify the fact that I was a huge bitch who needed to be separated from my their prince.

"Gosh, DrHerpington, you don't understand, you've never been in love!" Nope, but I've had way more experience with relationships that her. Long term, short term, etc.

Now, let it be clear that I'm totally understanding of having a crush on someone who is already "taken". It happens. I've had a crush on a guy who it turned out had a girlfriend, but what do normal people do? Move on, it's not a big deal, and it's not like we were dating. It's how people handle it that matters, and Aurora...is not a master of coping skills. She wouldn't shut up about how this guy was so special.

Then the poo poo hit the fan.

She met up with Reddit a few times, in private, and pursued him. He made it pretty clear her advances were creeping him out. So, she decided to play the friend role, and listened to his problems, and got him to complain about his girlfriend (e.g. the fact she was doing study abroad and he missed her company) and twisted the complaints to make it seem like he had an abusive girlfriend. Going on an educational adventure = abandonment and negligence! Not trying new things in bed = equivalent to rape! She was basically an MRA gone wild.

So, finally, Reddit slept with her. She gave him a blow job, and would not shut up about how great it was to give one, and went into explicit details. It was gross and when we asked her to stop talking about it, because a.) it was inappropriate to talk about in the cafeteria and b.) it was something really morally bad to do, she cried, "You're not being sex positive!". Reddit didn't want to see her any more after the one time, but she kept trying to get him in private. He kept avoiding her, but she somehow got his AIM address. Maybe it was on his FB profile. She started to harass him their until he had it. He threatened to punch her if she ever tried to corner him again.

She called up campus police, who offered to let her press criminal charges, but she didn't. They called up campus police at his college, and he's banned from setting foot on our campus again. He's also supposed to stay a certain distance away from her and not attend the same events she attends.

So what does Aurora do? She continues to sign up for classes at his college and attend events there too. Whenever she sees him at an event, she'll call the campus police, even though the college campuses are very small with very few events, so it's not unlikely he'd be at them. He doesn't come onto our campus: she goes onto his and complains about him being at events meant for students attending that college.

They're both idiots, obviously, because he continues to talk to her over AIM and she's trying to "make it work". Also, she's crying rape for sex she consensualy agreed to months ago. Basically, the one blow job. She alternates between claiming she was coerced and bragging about how awesome it was to give head. Other than this guy, she claims that everyone who likes BDSM is someone who has been abused, and that all BDSM is abuse, because she tried BDSM once and retroactively decided she didn't like it and that it was rape (even though limits were followed and there was consent). She falls for pickup artist bullshit constantly and claims not to understand that "going upstairs for coffee" is an invitation for sex, and gets offended when guys try to initiate sex, even though they stop when she refuses.

Living La Vida Selfish

One of our friends was in a play, and I suggested we pitch in to get her a bouquet. She agreed to get the card. Well, I didn't hear from her, got the flowers and the card, and she came to the play, and asked to read what I wrote our friend. I was texting, so she signed the card without asking me, something like, "I hope you like the flowers!", in huge, messy text. We went to another event later that night, and I commented on how good the food was. Her response? To snatch the food out of my hand and eat it herself, even though we were right by the food table.

My family and I live in different time zones which makes doing phone/web cam sessions difficult. We planned it for a certain time, and I had my door locked with a "busy" sign on it. Someone kept knocking, I said I was busy, but my parents said to be polite and just answer it. It was Aurora. I told her I was on cam with my family. What does she do?

Walked over to the camera and started chatting for twenty minutes until I told her I'd talk to her later and she needed to leave.

She did this to our mutual friend as well. Her parents came for an actual visit, Aurora knocked to say hello, and didn't leave for an hour, after which she came back with magazines (American Girl and Teen Vogue) to read while my friend and her parents chatted.

She's obsessed with fencing. Every time she learns a guy is a fencer, she starts to obsesses about him.

Her fencing coach does some really messed up sexual harassment type of stuff (e.g. rubbing against her) and she refuses to report it. She won't shut up about "all the funny things he says!", mostly double entendres, and she's sometimes okay with what he says, sometimes she initiates them, othertimes, she complains.

She does sexually inappropriate things that, if she was a guy, would not be tolerated. Example? At a drag ball, a male student was in a sort of Venetian/BDSM outfit, with a riding crop. What's her first reaction? Snatch it out of his hand and smack him all over the butt with it.

I buy food a lot, and so does my mutual friend. She'll ask if she can have some, of course we say yes, and she promises that "next time", she'll buy. Next time never comes. There's a communal dorm in the fridge. Stuff is labelled with names and room numbers. If she sees something she likes in the fridge, she will go and find the owner of the item and ask if she can eat it. Nobody else does this.

At dinner, she'll take two of each item "in case it runs out" and usually just eat half of each item (a quarter of what she took total).

If we're watching a movie, she always chooses, and will yell and boo at the female antagonists and call them ugly, bitchy, etc. even if they're not.

She'll go up to anyone who happens to be dressed non-normatively and not stop talking to them about their clothes even if they try to leave.

She has been writing a really lovely novel ever since she was 12. The characters are her dolls. The theme is diabetes. She'll talk about it with anyone who will listen. I got up once to get something from the dorm kitchen, and got back up to return it. In that short space of time, maybe 15 minutes, Aurora had started on a tirade about the novel to a random girl in the kitchen, who had never met Aurora before.

Headband at every dance we go to, except it's more of a windmill. Her hair is really long so she twists it around like she's a windmill. It'll hit people in the face. Dances are crowded so it's not cool.

If someone stops someone to ask for directions, she won't let them go on their merry way. She insists on trying to start a conversation and I usually have to distract her to let the person escape.

A guy stopped dancing with her and started dancing with another girl, so she went and yelled at him and the new girl.

Aurora keeps calling people when they hang up on her during the school day.

She thinks she's a Gamer Girl for playing Farmville and knowing what Pokemon is, constantly shares pics of lolcats and anything from George Takei's page, and "love" NyanCat, couldn't believe there was a matching song! She also thinks anyone who plays Minecraft is a super hardcore gamer, people who use forums or 4chan are all hackers, and that Homestuck is the best thing ever, because she has friends that have lovely Homestuck cosplays (not all Homestuck cosplay is lovely, but theirs is really bad by cosplay standards) yet she's never read any of it (nor have I, but I've asked her explicitly whether she actually read Homestuck).

She thinks she's a makeup artist, model, and a fashion designer, she's not. All her makeup is kiddy starter makeup, she's never modelled before or taken classes, and the "outfits" she designs are made using PolyVore, and she uses the same items over and over, the same ways.

She doesn't understand that vendors are nice to people to make sales. She will buy random overpriced street jewelry and then get upset when she can't afford something quality.

She meets random guys off OKC and even though neither her profile nor theirs states anything about being interested in being "just friends", she'll try to get more male friends through OKC, and then complains when they tell her they're not interested. A few of them play along, and then she gets offended when they ask her out.

If a guy pursues her, even if what he wants is a hard limit (e.g. poly, open relationship, BDSM), she'll let him mess around with her and she'll complain about it later, and cry rape. Rape's a real issue, her regretting her totally sober decisions is not. I've had bad sex, shame sex, etc. but they weren't rape. Any sex that isn't super magical? Rape, in the mind of Aurora. That sounds like a really bad 50 Shades of Grey knock off: "Rape in the Mind of Aurora"...

She claims that she was born in the wrong decade, and belongs in the 1960s or 1970s. Her entire bedroom is covered in Lisa Frank-style 1960s motifs: peace signs, flowers, quilts, and her obsession, The Beatles. She claims to be obsessed with the Beatles, but she doesn't know many of their songs. As in, she knows the ones in The Yellow Submarine, kinda.

The Selfishness that Manifested at Winter Formal

Most American colleges have a winter formal. Aurora didn't want to go to ours, but the one at Reddit's college! Why? She'd gone every year and didn't want to miss it, whatever. I asked her who she'd invited, she listed off people who were pretty nice. It was a good group, so I said sure, let's do this.

The night of, she calls me up, asks me to come to her room. Who's there? A bunch of people I'd explicitly told her I wasn't comfortable interacting with (they got in trouble for trying to break into a few dorm rooms at our college, including mine, but somehow didn't get expelled). She knew I wasn't comfortable with them and had still invited them. Why?

"We'll be safer traveling in a large group!" We were going to take a bus with a bunch of other people who were traveling to the same large party at the college, there wasn't a risk of any of us being alone at any time. She basically wanted the prestige of rolling up with a large group of people.

I excused myself and went back to my room (we live in the same dorm). From there, I texted her asking why she'd done that, and she said she had no idea I'd react that way. I called her bluff about the large group thing: I offered to buy us all a limo to the party, and the other people decided to back out of the group. I ended up going to the party with Aurora and one of the original people she'd invited, the only one that actually showed up. We took the bus, sitting in a different section from her second large group.

We got to the party, and she alternated between freaking out and pretending she'd seen Reddit (she hadn't, she assumed every tall white guy with brown hair was him), doing the hair windmill, and scaring couples with her mistletoe antics. It was the worst winter formal ever. When we got back, I heard from random people that she's been telling people that I'm "selfish" for telling her I didn't want to hang out with her and the large group of bullies, because "DrHerpington is just one person, and there were six of them! Majority rule!"

Bonus: Plot Twist!

Turns out I'd met Aurora before. On the campus shuttle. It was rainy and she asked the driver to take her around to an extremely inconvenient area of campus so she wouldn't have to walk. The bus driver had a tight schedule, refused, and Aurora bitched and whined for the entire 15 minute ride. I told her she was being rude and selfish, and that she could have checked the weather and her schedule ahead of time. Her jaw literally dropped as I left the bus. I told her I did this to someone last year, and it turned out to be Aurora. She blew a fuse, so I walked away.

Why we're actually not friends anymore

She likes to talk about other people, a lot. I asked her not to talk about other people with me, because it wasn't my business, and if people were telling her secrets, it wasn't my business either. If they wanted me to know, they'd have told me. Because I knew she had this bad habit, I never told her secrets.

Well, turns out she's been telling "secrets" about me to other people, surprise surprise! The secrets aren't real secrets, they're facts that anybody could know about if they asked me (e.g. what my parents do for a living, why I don't go home for breaks), but she exaggerates and turns them into "secrets" to tell people that she know doesn't like me.

I heard my neighbor, a girl I've met a few times but wasn't on bad terms with, talking about how Aurora told her secrets about me, to another girl who really doesn't like me at all. I heard because they were right outside the bathroom as I was taking a poo poo, so when I exited, I asked them if they could move the convo. They didn't, whatever, they suck, but I know that Aurora, in addition to being a lovely person, is a lovely friend.

What a Waste

The really sad thing about all this is that she has potential, it's just been wasted and hosed up.

She's tall and skinny, with fast growing hair. She could easily be a model if she put the work into it, learning to pose and how to have basic social skills. Even if she wasn't interested in being a model, she could at least fit into clothes many women our age want to be able to pull off.

I've heard her sing and play piano, and she's actually really good at both, like, really really good. Piano is the extracurricular that got me into college, and Aurora is amazing compared to me, and she's self taught. She's good. However, she plays on a lovely $100 electronic keyboard and doesn't save any of her songs, and doesn't want to try using freeware like Audacity because "it might have viruses".



In closing:

I've met socially awkward people before. One of my cousins has severe Aspergers. This girl takes the cake.

I'm on winter vacation right now, but I don't think I'll hang out with this girl again, she's too crazy.

Week before break started, she knew I was sick and didn't want to be bothered, when I replied to her invite to a movie with, "I am sick and would like to be left alone today, bye". What does she do? Knock on my door, wanting to talk about her problems. SLAM! Went back to bed.

I'm convinced it's socially awkward people that allow these people to exist to begin with. I hear stories like this and it's constantly "No loving way" then the stories actually come along. What the gently caress are you people stringing these freaks minds with? Do you just lack the concept of calling someone out on their poo poo? I'm gonna call a socially awkward freak a freak the same way I'd call a guy smoking crack a crackhead.

indoflaven fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Dec 28, 2012

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

indoflaven posted:

What the gently caress are you people stringing these freaks minds with?

Why the gently caress did you just quote a poo poo-huge post two make a few sentences worth of remarks?

Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

Hey, she may be socially awkward, selfish beyond belief, and a habitual rape-crier, but at least she's not astrally married to all the Pokemon, right?

This thread has taught me life lessons I might regret learning...

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Vorgen posted:

Hey, she may be socially awkward, selfish beyond belief, and a habitual rape-crier, but at least she doesn't quote gigantic posts, right?
Fixed to show she's not really such a bad person.

Paulywallywalrus
Sep 10, 2012
So, I am a fan of Anime but not a huge spergy one. I don't collect Japanese stuff and I think the only thing I have depicting Japanese life of any kind if Shogun 2 Total War which is pretty clearly ethnocentric and maybe a little racist from time to time. However, my question is this, is it just me or is their a heavy amount of racism/sexism in Anime/Anime fan communities? The poster who talked about submissive Asian women really got me thinking about the underlying sexism and now I am curious to see if anyone else has an opinion about this or a resource about it?

In the stories here I see some of this in the people with the craziest epics.

CatStacking
Jan 9, 2010

~A Purely Preposterous Pussy~

indoflaven posted:

I'm convinced it's socially awkward people that allow these people to exist to begin with. I hear stories like this and it's constantly "No loving way" then the stories actually come along. What the gently caress are you people stringing these freaks minds with? Do you just lack the concept of calling someone out on their poo poo? I'm gonna call a socially awkward freak a freak the same way I'd call a guy smoking crack a crackhead.

Cool then I can call you a really lovely poster.

I don't think the people in these threads are really "enabled" by anything. That's not to say they don't have enablers in their lives. Because they probably do. But in the case of Paolo, for example, NOBODY liked him or encouraged him and he still acted like he believed he was Sonic the loving Hedgehog.

If people are deluded enough they will continue to believe whatever the Hell they want to.

Just like you will probably continue to quote giant posts without editing the content down.

Again, I'm just calling it as I see it. I'm gonna call a lovely poster a lovely poster the same way you'd call a guy smoking crack a crackhead.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

cuntvalet posted:

Cool then I can call you a really lovely poster.

Again, I'm just calling it as I see it. I'm gonna call a lovely poster a lovely poster the same way you'd call a guy smoking crack a crackhead.
:golfclap:

Paulywallywalrus posted:

So, I am a fan of Anime but not a huge spergy one. I don't collect Japanese stuff and I think the only thing I have depicting Japanese life of any kind if Shogun 2 Total War which is pretty clearly ethnocentric and maybe a little racist from time to time. However, my question is this, is it just me or is their a heavy amount of racism/sexism in Anime/Anime fan communities? The poster who talked about submissive Asian women really got me thinking about the underlying sexism and now I am curious to see if anyone else has an opinion about this or a resource about it?

In the stories here I see some of this in the people with the craziest epics.
I had a Japanese-American friend from high school who now lives on the east coast. We both had an avid interest in anime, but unlike me, she had actual talent when it came to drawing and because of this, she makes a pretty healthy profit doing commissions and the like at anime cons. Personal experience has shown that in general, people on the east coast are much more tolerant of Asians than anyone on the opposite side of the states. My friend has all kinds of stories about loud con-going weeaboos that constantly slap her down because of her race. One in particular that stands out in my memory was when she refused to draw a piece of pornographic fanart for some guy who ended yelling at her that because she was Japanese she should "submit" to his request.

I think many Japanophiles who become too engrossed in the anime culture, which tends to encourage the image of "demure", "petite", and "obedient" in women, will in turn tend to project onto and expect these traits from the women in their lives. It's a simple matter of wanting to live out a fantasy, like in their precious animu. My brother is like this. :smith:

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Paulywallywalrus posted:

So, I am a fan of Anime but not a huge spergy one. I don't collect Japanese stuff and I think the only thing I have depicting Japanese life of any kind if Shogun 2 Total War which is pretty clearly ethnocentric and maybe a little racist from time to time. However, my question is this, is it just me or is their a heavy amount of racism/sexism in Anime/Anime fan communities? The poster who talked about submissive Asian women really got me thinking about the underlying sexism and now I am curious to see if anyone else has an opinion about this or a resource about it?

In the stories here I see some of this in the people with the craziest epics.
I suspect a fair amount of that is down to a crossover between nerd misogyny, nerd racial stereotyping and nerd weeabooism. "The girls in MY ANIMES would appreciate me as I am, not like THOSE JOCK-DATING BITCHES at school, and Japan is exactly like MY ANIMES so all the girls from there (or from nearby countries, or who have ancestors from that general area) must be perfect submissive yamato nadeshiko who'd do whatever I want."

DrHerpington
Dec 20, 2012

;-*

Vorgen posted:

Hey, she may be socially awkward, selfish beyond belief, and a habitual rape-crier, but at least she's not astrally married to all the Pokemon, right?

This thread has taught me life lessons I might regret learning...

She basically thinks she's married to all the Beatles. If she knew what fictives/headmates were, she'd probably claim to be Bridget Jones and every other similar character.

indoflaven posted:

I'm convinced it's socially awkward people that allow these people to exist to begin with. I hear stories like this and it's constantly "No loving way" then the stories actually come along. What the gently caress are you people stringing these freaks minds with? Do you just lack the concept of calling someone out on their poo poo? I'm gonna call a socially awkward freak a freak the same way I'd call a guy smoking crack a crackhead.

I'm pretty patient with people. I'm not "stringing her along", I've talked to her about how various things are inappropriate, doesn't ever fix things.

Example: at the Winter Formal, I told her what she was doing was making a lot of people feel uncomfortable. One of her friends came up and said the same thing. Aurora's response? Continue doing what she's doing!

Same thing happened with the Reddit boy. Everyone told her it was a bad idea. Not a single person thought that pursuing a guy who had a girlfriend was a good idea, but no, Aurora just had to do it!

She lives in my dorm, on the same hall, which is part of how we officially met. I keep her around because if I need somewhere to sit in a crowded dining hall (my college recently shut down 2 of the 3 dining halls), I can count on being able to sit by her, even if it means having to listen to her inane stories.

However, seeing as she's spreading rumors about me, I'm not going to operate under the assumption we're friends. She doesn't need to know I know, but I know she's a lovely person.




And, my last story:

Scientology Attacks! The Story of the Scariest Girl Ever!

High school, I was in an extracurricular, and that activity had a free associated summer camp each year, where we met up with other schools. Think debate team, or model UN. We all went to a local college and roomed with someone from our school.

Well, the first year was awesome. Second year, a girl who was kinda awkward asked me to be her roommate. She seemed harmless, so I said "Sure". She asked what to bring, and I suggested packing what was on the suggested list, as well as toiletries, and reminded her the weather was supposed to be pretty warm that weekend.

The day we drive down to the college comes, and Sienna shows up with a backpack. It's a four day trip, so maybe she's just a great packer, right? No. We get to the college, and all she's packed in her backpack?


* Expired nail polish and a full manicure kit: cotton pads, nail polish remover, a billion kinds of clippers
* A stuffed animal (she was 18)
* Three Harry Potter books, out of order (something like 2, 4, and 6)
* One spare outfit of clothes, all for cold weather (long sleeved thermal tees and thermal-lined jeans)
* No toiletries whatsoever

The college provided towels and linens and things, but Sienna had not packed the bare necessities. It was hot, and Sienna had sweated a lot. She also had a theory that if you left your clothes out, they'd magically clean themselves, as if dirt and oils could evaporate.

Sienna went to the bathroom. I put my toiletries in my underwear drawer, went out to talk to some friends in the hall. When I came back, I saw Sienna, fresh out of the shower, clutching my toiletries! She'd gone through my underwear to get to them while I was gone. I guess she went back to the room, riffled through my stuff, found them, and went and took a shower. I told her she shouldn't be touching my stuff and she should have asked permission to use my stuff. Her excuse? "I'm sharing my nail polish and Harry Potter books with you, be more generous!". Neither of those things were things I wanted, so after threatening to tell the chaperones, she stopped trying to get to my stuff.

Maybe Sienna wanted to buy toiletries when we got there, right? After all, you can get travel shampoos and stuff at any CVS. A bunch of us had forgotten things (I'd forgotten flip flops!) so we all went to CVS together. Sienna got in line with us, with a basket full of full-sized product (maybe $3-5 each), and when it was her turn in line, asked everyone for money. Her bill was pretty high, maybe $30, so we told her sorry, but no, maybe she should get small, travel sized things instead, or buy cheaper brands (she had Olay body wash and stuff). She started to cry and the adult supervisors ended up buying her all the products in the basket.

However, surprise surprise, it turned out Sienna had $40 on her all along! More than enough to get her toiletries, which she could have shaved down by a lot. Why didn't she want to spend it? "I'm saving it." For what? We'll find out later.

Camp Antics

At camp, she...

* decided she had a crush on some guys that were 14 and 15 (she was 18 and had graduated high school, this was a summer camp though), and relentlessly pursued them. She'd done this during the school year a few times but I'd thought it had been a joke. Nope, she totally considered herself an ephebophile.

* stood up randomly during a presentation about how to deal with cyberbullying (I have no idea why we had this presentation at all), cried, and demanded that she could share her experience. The adults had no idea what to do, so they let her cry about how she felt excluded and bullied by her peers. I'd gone to school with her, neither of those things were true, she'd just had her advances rejected by most guys at school. A few people that didn't know her hugged her, and she was quietly escorted outside the lecture hall. It was pretty loving awkward.

* called out anime names and video game stuff when an improv group did a show. She got picked to go on stage and needless to say, would not stop requesting obscuria, so the skits were not funny.

* would constantly ask people about "their culture" if they weren't white or black (Sienna was black).

* would go up to random groups to eat. Our camp shared the dining hall with a few other camps, and within the camp proper, groups were split by school for certain reasons. One girl from a group came up to me and asked me if there was something wrong with Sienna, who had come up and decided to narrate the story of CSI for them (explaining that it meant Crime Scene Investigation and all!).

* kept me up the entire night asking me questions about how to nab a "hot Asian high school boy", listing off her favorite anime guys (everyone from Ouran!) and soccer players (anyone from Asia with a penis!), until I told her I had to go to sleep, and she started to whimper as I pretended to be asleep.

* decided she was an anime and video game expert for watching Ouran and playing Kingdom Hearts, and thus, had something in common with every other nerd in the world! That's...not how it works. There was an arcade on campus and she was pretty much the worst gamer ever, even though she claimed to have wicked DDR skills. She was at least 100 lbs overweight, not toned-fat or muscly, and did not have these wicked DDR skills of legend.

* tried to get contact info from random guys, and tried to ask them out. She also had the biggest case of Nice Girl Syndrome I'd ever seen. "Why don't guys who I've randomly chosen for their looks not like me back? It's because they're shallow!" She also went up to random guys and told them that various people "liked' them. This is an 18 year old woman, running around, talking about "like liking" someone. What the gently caress.

* was super sweaty because she was wearing winter clothing in 90+ degree heat. Showering twice a day did not help. She left her smelly clothes everywhere, as well as dirty clothes, including underwear, which was gross as gently caress.

* thought it was totally cool to read over people's shoulders all the time, even if they were texting or doing something private. Later, I learned she'd started doing this at a young age, peering over other kid's shoulders to read Harry Potter books, and called it bullying when she was asked to stop.

Move over, Slenderman

The camp was three days long. First night was her crying about her Asian husbanndos. The second night, I stayed out late with everyone else, and she tucked in early. Not a big deal, right?

Wrong.

I came back that night and turned on the lights, hoping to sneak into bed without waking up Sienna. Lights went on, what did I see? Sienna sitting over the side of the bed, staring at the ground.

"We need to talk," she said, turning her head towards me, like Stewie from Family Guy.

"No, I need to go to bed."

"We need to talk," she repeated, so I just left and watched TV downstairs.

I came back later that night and found a creepy note on the bed. Sienna had gone to sleep. The note was creepertastic: terrible English and grammar, some backwards e's and other letters (she wasn't dyslexic), and she wrote about how she'd "reached out to me", how I obviously had "problems making friends". I slept in someone else's room that night because that was creepy as gently caress.

Next morning, she complained that I hadn't slept in the room with her, so I gave the note to the adults, who said that she was creepy as gently caress but they couldn't do anything really, so I ended up having to sleep in that room with her for the rest of our time at camp.

And what did Aurora spend her precious $40 on?

A single copy of "Dianetics". I poo poo you not. She went up to a randomly placed Scientology table and bought their book. I don't think it costs that much on Amazon.




I never saw Sienna again.

funky not a junkie
Aug 5, 2011
itt: everyone is uncomfortable with telling freaks to get away from them

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w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

funky not a junkie posted:

itt: everyone is uncomfortable with telling freaks to get away from them

I've gotten over this the last couples of years. Unless you are pretty inept socially (or have some underlying problems), its not hard to condition yourself to call people on their bullshit.

Branch out, get hobbys, be social. Even if it doesnt come to you all at once, learning how to call someone for being a creep makes life way simpler. There's a certain apex of crazy that becomes difficult to deal with, but at that point, why even bother dealing with them on a friendly basis.


I had a roommate last year who a few friends are still dealing with who collects statues of 8 year old anime girls. Combined with a lack of social grace and a holier than though attitude, theres just no point in dealing with someone who's such a sperg

w00tmonger fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Dec 28, 2012

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

edit: gently caress double post

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



w00tmonger posted:

I've gotten over this the last couples of years. Unless you are pretty inept socially (or have some underlying problems), its not hard to condition yourself to call people on their bullshit.

Branch out, get hobbys, be social. Even if it doesnt come to you all at once, learning how to call someone for being a creep makes life way simpler. There's a certain apex of crazy that becomes difficult to deal with, but at that point, why even bother dealing with them on a friendly basis.


I had a roommate last year who a few friends are still dealing with who collects statues of 8 year old anime girls. Combined with a lack of social grace and a holier than though attitude, theres just no point in dealing with someone who's such a sperg

That does open up a can of worms when the person behaving like a social ignoramus truly doesn't get it.

In my situation, it was "T" who at this point I'm convinced he's an untreated Aspberger's or something in that range. Over the years I've known him, he's lost a job doing over the phone tech support because as he insisted 'he couldn't stand talking with stupid' so he called off work to go play WoW. His definition of stupid covered anyone who didn't use Apple/Mac products along with the genuinely clueless. At this job he also despite multiple people sitting down with him to explain why, still didn't understand why a co-worker of Cuban ancestry who lost most of her family to Castro and Che was upset at his wearing his Che Guevara shirt.

He can't grasp the concept of 'pick your battles' which when coupled with his habit of insisting on his 'Uniqueness' and insisting he knows it all, has turned him into one of those people you can't help but watch as an example of what not to do in life.

On some level he knows something's not right, but any time someone mentions perhaps going to therapy results in a near rabid tirade that he's been to that and it's all bullshit. He also insists he's got PTSD and that it's completely real to get that from getting yelled at. He's also one of those degrees of atheist who will go off on a tirade about the invisible sky wizard thing even if someone only said 'Thank God' as a matter of expression, yet when the Baptist church in the area does the food giveaways for those in need, he's there for a hand out. Equally, he would also regularly steal weed from his now former roommate who was on medical marijuana for helping with his MS symptoms.

Several of us who know him have pointed out his bad behavior and pretty much explained to him why it's not acceptable and after a 'maybe you're right', he goes right back to same poo poo-different day with an added being angry at us for being 'mean' and 'not understanding'.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

M_Sinistrari posted:

... didn't understand why a co-worker of Cuban ancestry who lost most of her family to Castro and Che was upset at his wearing his Che Guevara shirt ... [W]hen the Baptist church in the area does the food giveaways for those in need, he's there for a hand out. Equally, he would also regularly steal weed from his now former roommate who was on medical marijuana for helping with his MS symptoms.

Sincerely that guy is an rear end in a top hat

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Thank you, thread, for not being dead. I was worried this one had gone away for good.

Please, more stories of human terribleness, that I might bask myself in it's warming glow.

Mind Loving Owl
Sep 5, 2012

The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...
This thread has a almost predictably consistent cycle.

1. Start with various ongoing stories made up of super long posts.

2. Smaller stand alone stories.

3. Barely any stories, replaced with usually interesting dicussion on how the subjects of the thread's minds work.

Anyone got a "favourite" freak on the thread. As in most utterly disturbing, for me it'd be that fairy prince bloke.

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cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Mind Loving Owl posted:

Anyone got a "favourite" freak on the thread. As in most utterly disturbing, for me it'd be that fairy prince bloke.

Mine's Henrietta. I just can't help but love her Sai Baba-based insanity. :unsmith:

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