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that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

:synpa:

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Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
:nws:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irigaikekōen_Station
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_of_Mystery

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:99th_Percentile

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
Batman (TV series): They took out my reference to a Mickey Dolenz cameo. Now I cannot find the source again. Ugh! I'm stuck watching YouTube until I can find it again.

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Batman (TV series): They took out my reference to a Mickey Dolenz cameo. Now I cannot find the source again. Ugh! I'm stuck watching YouTube until I can find it again.

mods rename this thread

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Batman (TV series): They took out my reference to a Mickey Dolenz cameo. Now I cannot find the source again. Ugh! I'm stuck watching YouTube until I can find it again.

there's a difference between worthless and pathetic, they aren't mutually exclusive though

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

See also

Cunnilingus
oval office
Gynoecium
Human sexuality
Kegel exercise
Pubic hair

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
ha ha ha what is this

literally one album

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Products_produced_from_The_Simpsons

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
Tomacco was originally a fictional plant that was a hybrid between tomatoes and tobacco, from a 1999 episode of The Simpsons titled "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)". The method used to create the tomacco in the episode is fictional. In the episode, the tomacco was accidentally created by Homer Simpson when he planted and fertilized his tomato and tobacco fields with plutonium. The result is a tomato that apparently has a dried, brown tobacco center, and, although being described as tasting terrible by many characters, is also immediately and powerfully addictive. The creation is promptly labeled "tomacco" by Homer and sold in large quantities to unsuspecting passersby. A cigarette company, Laramie Tobacco Co., seeing the opportunity to legally sell their products to children, offers to buy the rights to market tomacco, but Homer demands one thousand times as much money as they wish to pay him, and the company withdraws. Eventually, all of the tomacco plants are eaten by farm animals — except for the one remaining plant, which later goes down in an explosive helicopter crash with the cigarette company's lawyers.

The process of making tomacco was first revealed in a 1959 Scientific American article, which stated that nicotine could be found in the tomato plant after grafting. Due to the academic and industrial importance of this breakthrough process, this article was reprinted in a 1968 Scientific American compilation.[16]

A Simpsons fan, Rob Baur of Lake Oswego, Oregon, was inspired by the episode. Remembering the article in a textbook, Baur cultivated a tomacco in 2003 by grafting together tobacco and tomato plants. The plant produced fruit that looked like a normal tomato, but Baur suspected that it contained a lethal amount of nicotine and thus would be inedible. Testing later proved that the leaves of the plant contained some nicotine.[17] Both plants are members of the same family, Solanaceae or nightshade.[18] The tomacco plant bore tomaccoes until it died after 18 months, spending one winter indoors.[18] Baur was featured on the "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)" audio commentary in the Simpsons Season 11 DVD box set discussing the plant and resulting fame.[19]

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
That is awesome

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
google's search sucks now

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
my friend is trying to get me into duck duck go but sounds more like dumb dumb name to me

what do you prefer?

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
bing obviously

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
wait do you mean bing ironically or bing unironically

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Suspicious Dish posted:

wait do you mean bing ironically or bing unironically

unironically bing, google sucks poo poo now

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
i was mad at google and i tried bing and it got the right result

google straight up silently drops words from searches now and they are usually important words so it's impossible to find anything (even with quotes)

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
company is successful and goes public, shareholders want more money so company expands into other markets where it performs poorly, forgets core competencies, eventually fails

ah the circle of life :allears:

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
lmao you can't disable safesearch if you're american anymore

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


a lakeville resident who claims to be a leftist libertarian

obvious sockpuppet, plz ban immediately

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

dur posted:

as featured on the hit podcast "the bugle"

it's a good podcast

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

syscall girl posted:

unironically bing

ok, gotcha :cool:

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

lmao you can't disable safesearch if you're american anymore

oh no now how will i ever find pornography

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

lmao you can't disable safesearch if you're american anymore

hahahah what?

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
jesus christ

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

lmao you can't disable safesearch if you're american anymore
actually no it's just a box that you check or uncheck for everything instead of that retarded "do you want to filter just images or text and images?" thing that they had before



btw if you don't like google pretending to know what you want you can just turn it off #wow #whoa

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Jan 2, 2013

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

lmao you can't disable safesearch if you're american anymore

its disabled for me?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Shaggar posted:

its disabled for me?

Go back to Canada.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

lmao you can't disable safesearch if you're american anymore

the option is right at the top of the page where it's always been?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
yeah they just changed it from the slidey bar to a "check to enable".

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
yea lets all sperg out about the feature, it's current widget for enabling/disabling, and the history of the thing

nobody engage on "drops words from searches" nobody even touch it

just let it die

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
yeah that poo poo where it ignores words in ur searches is the worst thing.

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Shaggar posted:

yeah that poo poo where it ignores words in ur searches is the worst thing.

srs google isn't good but it's the best and ms could genuinely just make a good search engine to gain market but instead they're doing dumb gimmick poo poo

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
yeah so google sucks but everythng else sucks more

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news
everything sucks, i await the sweet release of death etc

Socracheese
Oct 20, 2008

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

everything sucks, i await the sweet release of death etc

same

sometimes i think 'if you think everything sucks so much then why dont you think about how to improve it'

then I realize that its a systemic problem which is ultimately caused by humans being terrible. :smith:

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Shaggar posted:

yeah that poo poo where it ignores words in ur searches is the worst thing.

my favorite is when i search for 'piano -burp -fart'
and it says 'no results found, showing results for "piano -burp -fart"'

:bravo:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
my favorite is when i have to put in -[synonym] x a billion to keep google from giving me pages and pages of almost-right results that i have no use for. no way to turn it off and it's the most retarded patronizing bullshit.

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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
you can block domains from ever showing up in search results again if you're signed in

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