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This is why a pomeranian is useful. -Got a cold/feel sick/wishing for death? Okay cool let's sleep and I will quietly hold my bladder for impossible lengths -Got a hangover? Okay cool let's sleep and I will suddenly decide not to bark at everything for once -Being a mopey butt? Okay cool let's sleep and I will constantly show you how cute my belly is -Wanna go out and do something? gently caress YEAH MAN LET'S GO BALLS OUT -Wanna do some training? gently caress YEAH MAN LET'S GET ALL THE TREATS -Wanna travel? gently caress YEAH MAN LET'S SEE SOME poo poo -Wanna spend all day climbing a mountain? gently caress YEAH MAN I LOVE TO PEE ON GIANT THINGS -Wanna chase these other dogs/chickens/cat/rabbits/kill a thing? gently caress YEAH MAN I AM DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS -Just feel like eating microwave food and browsing interwebs? Okay cool let's sleep Captain Foxy fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jan 2, 2013 |
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Thats my brothers Pom to a T. Her name is Ginger and she's a little cute fluffbutt. My dog on the other hand, won't shut the gently caress up and tore up a pillow. Just lay down for two drat minutes dog!
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Jan 2, 2013 22:59
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Pile of Kittens posted:I got to walk a pibble! That paw pad looks weird to me but it might just be a breed thing or something. Captain Foxy posted:This is why a pomeranian is useful. Oh hey you just described Kaydee. Only it needs to be + -Want me to be super snuggly right now? Oh my god I love you so much let's CUDDLE 
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Jan 2, 2013 23:02
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My Chihuahua Sasquatch is like that. He's pretty much happy to do whatever with me, as long as he's with me. He gets all excited and peppy when I ask him to do anything, but also loves to just snuggle right up to me if I'm being lazy. He loves going out on adventures, and if he sees me putting my coat/shoes whatever on to leave he usually runs into his sherpa bag with his tail wagging.
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Jan 2, 2013 23:06
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Captain Foxy posted:This is why a pomeranian is useful. One time, Ellie's owners forgot to call me before they left, so Ellie ended up being left alone for 27 hours. And held it the entire time.
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Jan 2, 2013 23:12
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Bash Ironfist posted:My dog on the other hand, won't shut the gently caress up and tore up a pillow. Just lay down for two drat minutes dog! Have you been increasing his exercise? WALK A DOG 
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Jan 2, 2013 23:13
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I also have the worst cold/virus known to man. Thankfully the dogs were at dog daycare all week last week and are too worn out to be annoying butts. Max is incredibly offended that I am staying in my bed today and am interrupting his nap. I get the most offended looks from him whenever I sneeze/cough and he made a point of leaving the room in a huff earlier after a particularly loud cough attack. I think he's just grumpy from not feeling well himself though, he's usually a lot cuddlier when I'm sick. Of course Pistol the Simple Dog is overjoyed and it is the best day of his life that his mommy is home all day with him. Every day is the best day ever for Pistol. I wish I could be that blissfully happy all the time. Speaking of Pistol, he just attempted to bark at the landscapers but his voice cracked mid-bark and it came out as a really high pitched squeak-yodel. I almost died laughing.
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Jan 2, 2013 23:15
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Fraction posted:Have you been increasing his exercise? I have! I've been sick as poo poo with a nasty cough and I've STILL been doing more with him! Today he's just full of piss and vinegar I guess. I can't really run around, I cough and it hurts  I do have a kong frisbee so I'll throw that around until he gets board with it after a minute and starts whining again 
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Jan 2, 2013 23:16
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Today I've had a lovely stomach ache and headache and I've still taken Lola for two and a half hours of fetch/boomer ball outside, plus a ~3.5mile walk with her and Jess. 
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Jan 2, 2013 23:18
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I just bought my chihuahua-owning friend a singing, dancing Christmas chihuahua toy with a sombrero and poncho. It was in the clearance bin at Walgreens. I believe it will probably send Jack into a frenzy, and I hope I'm there to see it, because I'm a terrible person.
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Jan 2, 2013 23:22
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So I ordered this bottle of Feliway from Amazon, and instead of sending me a 75ml bottle, they sent me a case of 48 75ml bottles. So yeah, like $960 worth of Feliway for $20. My friend said some poor warehouse dude could lose his job over it if I send back the extra, so the ethical thing to do is keep it. 
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Jan 2, 2013 23:33
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Contact them and see if they want them back. If not, I might be willing to buy some  Gonna need it if we really do get Gabe and Sarah over here. Also, I feel like dancing: http://www.wunderground.com/US/TX/419.html#WIN Up to 8 inches of snow? Really? If that happens, Kaydee will practically be up to her shoulders in snow. I want to be a great owner and make the danes go break trails before I let the little ones out, but let's be honest. I'll pick her up and chuck her into it just to watch her sink.
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Jan 2, 2013 23:35
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:I also have the worst cold/virus known to man. Thankfully the dogs were at dog daycare all week last week and are too worn out to be annoying butts. I think Bailey legit got sick of having me home. He was sad when my boyfriend headed back to DC but me? Out the door this morning? He was like wiggling at the door, "go get the gently caress out I need to sleep and or destroy things".
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Jan 2, 2013 23:51
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Took Milo out for a walk in the snow, he had a pretty good workout in the silly amount of snow. Poor guy didn't make it to midnight. 
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Jan 3, 2013 00:37
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Crooked Booty posted:So I ordered this bottle of Feliway from Amazon, and instead of sending me a 75ml bottle, they sent me a case of 48 75ml bottles. So yeah, like $960 worth of Feliway for $20. My friend said some poor warehouse dude could lose his job over it if I send back the extra, so the ethical thing to do is keep it.  That is insane amounts of feliway! If you keep it all, maybe you can donate some to local animal shelters/rescues?
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Jan 3, 2013 01:15
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Pile of Kittens posted:I got to walk a pibble! The redness on muzzle and butt could just mean allergies - to fleas, food, or something in the environment. Usually the more centered on the butt the more concerned I am about fleas, but really they can all look like each other a lot of the time. That paw looks a bit weird, but I'd have to play with it physically to work out if it's swollen or if it's odd physique or something.
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Jan 3, 2013 02:02
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I was tapping out a little catnip onto the cat tree earlier, and Nibbler ran up and grabbed my hand. As a result, I dumped a good tablespoon of catnip all over him. , man. He's freaking the gently caress out.Leela came over to see what was going on and he chased her away from the cat tree so he could roll around in ecstasy undisturbed.
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Jan 3, 2013 05:03
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Fraction posted:ETA: Shifty Pony I took the hard PISS ball out today and we played with it. It's very, veeery bouncy on concrete, not so much on grass. Lola had fun with it though! Oh awesome! That is a ton more bounce than I would have expected based on how hard they are. She is so well trained bringing the ball right back and dropping it like a good dog. My parents dogs will do that a few times but then after a bit get tired of fetch and run around chomping hard on the ball playing keep-away, yet they will retrieve game to hand flawlessly all day when hunting  Crooked Booty posted:So I ordered this bottle of Feliway from Amazon, and instead of sending me a 75ml bottle, they sent me a case of 48 75ml bottles. So yeah, like $960 worth of Feliway for $20. My friend said some poor warehouse dude could lose his job over it if I send back the extra, so the ethical thing to do is keep it. I'd call them over a mistake that big, because seriously how could you use that much? While they can't charge you for it, my understanding is you need to let them know for them to get it back if they so desire, at their expense. Amazon is really awesome though and they either will tell you to keep it (I've heard they often suggest you donate it to local charities) or completely schedule everything so all you have to do is leave it out for pickup or drop it by a UPS place. Even if they have you send it back I wouldn't be surprised at all if they refunded you for the original or gave you a gift card for troubling you with it. You could still luck out, last month there was this guy who Best Buy got shipped a case of five ipads to instead of a single one, and their response was basically "Merry Christmas!"
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Jan 3, 2013 06:06
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Hi. OMF NOM NOMF 
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Jan 3, 2013 06:07
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Captain Foxy posted:This is why a pomeranian is useful. This is like Gary. He's spent the day wandering around, hanging out with whoever sits still the longest. We played some tug and ball for a while, then he chewed his antler, and now he's flopped again. If I take him to the park he'll play fetch until he dies. Maybe he does have some Pom in him.
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Jan 3, 2013 14:12
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Captain Foxy posted:This is why a pomeranian is useful. This is how Frankie is and why I secretly love having at least one dog I can just do whatever with. Moses is a constant pain because he only likes to do Some Things and those few things must be done In A Particular Order and none of those things ever involve sitting still. If I don't feel like doing something or decide to do a thing we don't normally do, the world is over because "OH MY GOD THINGS ARE DIFFERENT, IF THIS IS DIFFERENT THEN OTHER THINGS MIGHT BE DIFFERENT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME  " and it is really nice to have at least one dog that can just chill out and sniff a grass and have a nap.
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Jan 3, 2013 14:35
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6-Ethyl Bearcat posted:This is like Gary. He's spent the day wandering around, hanging out with whoever sits still the longest. We played some tug and ball for a while, then he chewed his antler, and now he's flopped again. If I take him to the park he'll play fetch until he dies. Maybe he does have some Pom in him. You better be careful, because I'm going to steal Gary. He's one of my favorites. I think that post needs to be edited with a picture of Gary. I'm stalking your dog on the internet. 
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Jan 3, 2013 16:47
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I think Max realized I'm actually sick and not just being annoying and hogging  Good dog.
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Jan 3, 2013 17:23
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hhgtrillian posted:You better be careful, because I'm going to steal Gary. He's one of my favorites. I think that post needs to be edited with a picture of Gary. I'm stalking your dog on the internet. You do realise saying stuff like that is like taking an alcoholic to a bar. Enjoy some pictures!  Toys are always better when their faces and hands have been removed.  Snoopin'  Patrolling the neighbourhood with his unwilling packmate Barney the Old Grump.  Fell asleep sideways on the couch.  And a nice one to end on. Happy spring days before it got ridiculously hot and the dogs stopped doing anything. Still waiting on the rest of the pictures from the photographer. ETA please enjoy how tubby my dog is after living with my parents for 2 months. Once a fatty, always a fatty. 6-Ethyl Bearcat fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jan 3, 2013 |
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Jan 3, 2013 17:28
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6-Ethyl Bearcat posted:You do realise saying stuff like that is like taking an alcoholic to a bar. Enjoy some pictures! Woohoo, Gary.  He is just way too cute. I will have a crazy, wire haired dog someday. Love him and all the pictures.
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Jan 3, 2013 17:34
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:I think Max realized I'm actually sick and not just being annoying and hogging The first and only time I've been seriously hung over Bailey did something similar including gingerly resting his head on my stomach. ACDs are assholes, but they're well meaning.
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Jan 3, 2013 18:59
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It's pouring snow. There was an emaciated dog outside. He does not approve of the vet.
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Jan 3, 2013 20:27
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:It's pouring snow. There was an emaciated dog outside. He does not approve of the vet. Enjoy your belated Christmas gift to yourself of this new dog 
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Jan 3, 2013 20:33
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I'm browsing through the working Border Collie forums, and egad, they're more pompous than PI is when it comes to breeding. I didn't think it was possible. It makes me want to buy a sports bred collie just to spite them.
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Jan 3, 2013 20:45
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a life less posted:I'm browsing through the working Border Collie forums, and egad, they're more pompous than PI is when it comes to breeding. I didn't think it was possible. It makes me want to buy a sports bred collie just to spite them. lmao never ever read https://www.game-dog.com
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Jan 3, 2013 21:02
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See I just won't have to deal with that. Farmers generally don't give a gently caress about forums 
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Jan 3, 2013 21:07
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a life less posted:I'm browsing through the working Border Collie forums, and egad, they're more pompous than PI is when it comes to breeding. I didn't think it was possible. It makes me want to buy a sports bred collie just to spite them. Fraction posted:See I just won't have to deal with that. Farmers generally don't give a gently caress about forums
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Jan 3, 2013 21:08
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^ It probably is. I admit I don't have enough hands on experience with working bred BCs (all my friends own sports bred, or dogs a generation removed from working lines) so I'm happy to get some more info. But... gently caress. There are ~*guardians of the breed*~ with dogs who have never left their property...
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Jan 3, 2013 21:17
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a life less posted:
Lmao this is normal in my breed
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Jan 3, 2013 21:40
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Rixatrix posted:But you see the posters are worried about working ability!!! Just get some goddamn sheep and see how your dog does and stop sperging about itttt  e: Now I want to read this pompous forum. Goddamnit guys I've had enough of rat ladies, I don't want to read about dog ladies being idiots too.
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Jan 3, 2013 21:47
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Superconsndar posted:Lmao this is normal in my breed why the hell would you want to leave you property because its different and a man's home is his castle, etc.
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Jan 3, 2013 21:48
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TVs Ian posted:Enjoy your belated Christmas gift to yourself of this new dog No. This is Zee. He is not going to be mine. He is going to find his owners or find a nice, new home because drat it, no.   Vet says his heart and lungs sound great and he's probably 3-4, a chihuahua mutt and weighs probably half what he should. He was scared to death of everything. I let him hang out in the car when I went to set him up in the garage, came back, said "hi little guy!" and got a tail wiggle. His tail has a white tip. It's ridiculous. He had a chain around his neck, so it's entirely possible he broke free. It's rubbed pretty hard too, so neosporin until it's better. He's sweet and gentle and I can't imagine him not being somebody's little pal.
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Jan 3, 2013 21:56
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Oh, man, I'm so glad you found him. I really hope his owner(s) show up!
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Jan 3, 2013 21:58
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Bad Munki posted:Oh, man, I'm so glad you found him. I really hope his owner(s) show up! If he weighs half of what he should, and has sores on his neck from being chained up, I would prefer the owners didn't show up.
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wtftastic posted:why the hell would you want to leave you property because its different and a man's home is his castle, etc. I never once left this here farm and look how I turned out!
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