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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Frankly the author is dead and if I want to Experience an Art by seeing how it feels on my tongue thats nobodys business but mine and the fact that anyone would try and stop me is proof of the fundamentally bourgeois nature of the western art establishment. ya this pretty much
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Jan 4, 2013 00:19
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i like to touch the dick and balls of jesus christ in el grecco's and other old bullshit god paintings at the getty and other art places in town
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Jan 4, 2013 00:20
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what if chinese people ground up and snorted paint chips off of "old masters" like they do w/ tiger balls and shark nard
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Jan 4, 2013 00:24
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Personally I dont like to touch paintings dicks but i support you and anyone else who wants to strike a blow @ the laws of man by rubbing Christs little wienr.
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Jan 4, 2013 00:25
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 wanna roll around in that powdered soap
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Jan 4, 2013 00:45
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Frankly the author is dead and if I want to Experience an Art by seeing how it feels on my tongue thats nobodys business but mine and the fact that anyone would try and stop me is proof of the fundamentally bourgeois nature of the western art establishment. yeah thats definitely the reAson and not thAt someone would probably break whatever it is or ruin it or whatever
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Jan 4, 2013 00:57
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Rap Game Forum Mod posted:yeah thats definitely the reAson and not thAt someone would probably break whatever it is or ruin it or whatever like those are bad things
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Jan 4, 2013 00:59
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whoever made art to last to infinity anyway?
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Jan 4, 2013 01:00
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mrmanatee posted:honestly its kind of nauseating to think that the typical "serious" way to present art denies 1/5 of your sensory input without regard to artistic intent mrmanatee posted:i just think its sad that the default is "dont you dare touch this priceless work you philistine" and not "interact with this cool object," it encourages a really boring passive worldview and puts art on a pedestal that i dont think it has any right to these are really stupid opinions that i do not believe you are actually entitled to hold
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Jan 4, 2013 01:01
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it seriously sounds liek something jeremy would say on peep show trying to get a hand job off a MFA / curator's assistant
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Jan 4, 2013 01:02
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JehovahsWetness posted:it seriously sounds liek something jeremy would say on peep show trying to get a hand job off a MFA / curator's assistant sounds like a plan
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Jan 4, 2013 01:03
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i bonked my head on a duchamp at MoMA but i think that was the point
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Jan 4, 2013 01:04
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i attempted to "rape" the "rape of syrinx" by getting my fat sweaty paws all over it but the wilhelmshohe palce in kassel is CRAWLING with docents and german old ppl are scarier than other old people [might be nazis? u seen girl w/ dragon tat yet? bad news]
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Jan 4, 2013 01:06
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i saw a kid get loving reamed for touching something at the guggenheim once on a school trip
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Jan 4, 2013 01:06
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the guard guys at the sistene chapel are cool when we were there they just stood there menacingly intoning the word 'quiet' and the phrase 'no pictures' alternating over and over possibly forever????
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Jan 4, 2013 01:08
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its pretty likely that those opinions are just manifestations of my compulsion to run around touchin pee pees
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Jan 4, 2013 01:08
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touch deez nuts but not paintings you entitled dummy
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Jan 4, 2013 01:09
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just recycle art into art morons Jean Tinguely sculpture  Stolen part of Jean Tinguely sculpture http://0100101110101101.org/home/stolenpieces/index.html
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Jan 4, 2013 01:14
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remidns me of a cool article about reappropriating art + moral rights/copyright law http://artasiapacific.com/Magazine/78/DevastatingHistory
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Jan 4, 2013 01:17
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contemplative and weary Christ is contemplative and weary
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Jan 4, 2013 01:18
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JehovahsWetness posted:it seriously sounds liek something jeremy would say on peep show trying to get a hand job off a MFA / curator's assistant lol
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Jan 4, 2013 01:18
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art gets even better when it is destroyed (see piss christ and that other christ, ape christ)
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Jan 4, 2013 01:29
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and the virgin mary with the poop balls
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Jan 4, 2013 01:29
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gape christ
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Jan 4, 2013 01:29
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Jan 4, 2013 01:32
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all my shitposts are designed to be touched for the true artistic intent
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Jan 4, 2013 01:36
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L.H.O.O.Q. posted:just recycle art into art morons or instead of that dont do something thats been gauche since like what the 60s at the latest
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Jan 4, 2013 01:58
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L.H.O.O.Q. posted:just recycle art into art morons also make mashups
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Jan 4, 2013 02:05
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Notice how the mona lisa became a much nbetter and more important art when a frenchman said her butt was good. Maybe if I press my sweaty hand into this installation till a big greasy hand print becomes an indelable part of the work it will also become a better statement. maybe that bi sected cow was just waiting for someone to fog up its display case and draw a weiner where the cows wiener would be. maybe art is alive and real and by interfacing with it we improve both ourselves and the art, much like the heckler at a music show or teens throwing popcorn at the theater.
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Jan 4, 2013 02:05
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Notice how the mona lisa became a much nbetter and more important art when a frenchman said her butt was good. Maybe if I press my sweaty hand into this installation till a big greasy hand print becomes an indelable part of the work it will also become a better statement. maybe that bi sected cow was just waiting for someone to fog up its display case and draw a weiner where the cows wiener would be. maybe art is alive and real and by interfacing with it we improve both ourselves and the art, much like the heckler at a music show or teens throwing popcorn at the theater.
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Jan 4, 2013 02:08
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if anyone actually gave a poo poo about protecting the art for arts sake and not protecting it because its worth like a bajillion dollars in admission and possibly sale also status value then i could see giving a poo poo about a fingerprint on a art
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Jan 4, 2013 02:09
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Notice how the mona lisa became a much nbetter and more important art when a frenchman said her butt was good. Maybe if I press my sweaty hand into this installation till a big greasy hand print becomes an indelable part of the work it will also become a better statement. maybe that bi sected cow was just waiting for someone to fog up its display case and draw a weiner where the cows wiener would be. maybe art is alive and real and by interfacing with it we improve both ourselves and the art, much like the heckler at a music show or teens throwing popcorn at the theater.
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Jan 4, 2013 02:10
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GAY RETARD posted:if anyone actually gave a poo poo about protecting the art for arts sake and not protecting it because its worth like a bajillion dollars in admission and possibly sale also status value then i could see giving a poo poo about a fingerprint on a art
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Jan 4, 2013 02:15
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then how am i supposed to re-up?
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Jan 4, 2013 02:46
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GAY RETARD posted:if anyone actually gave a poo poo about protecting the art for arts sake and not protecting it because its worth like a bajillion dollars in admission and possibly sale also status value then i could see giving a poo poo about a fingerprint on a art the truth stares u in the eyes, cold and dead, until ur soul cant take it anymore and explodes
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Jan 4, 2013 03:30
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if i call myself art will people want to touch me
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k records gf. posted:if i call myself art will people want to touch me thats a good idea
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