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mojo1701a posted:They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them. That's perverse.
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mojo1701a posted:They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them. That's perverse! e: fb by quite a lot. Should have looked at the last page instead of going to Arbys.
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Arby's no more than once a month.
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Poque posted:Arby's no more than once a month. Heil five
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Boner Magnet posted:Heil five Isn’t that from your act, like, ten years ago?
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Criminal Minded posted:He's my protégé! You never could compete with Lloyd Braun! 
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Root Bear posted:You never could compete with Lloyd Braun! Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Root Bear posted:You never could compete with Lloyd Braun! YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!! Valhalska fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Jan 4, 2013 |
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Would you believe when I was your age I had a sssssssssssilver dollar COLLECTION
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Jerusalem posted:Have you read those books again, yet, by the way? I can't do this. I can't read books anymore. Books on tape have ruined me, Jerry. I need that nice voice. This book has my voice. I hate my voice.
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Chapter one. In order to manage risk we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?
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I don't have a spare set! All my keys say 'do not duplicate'!
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Gyshall posted:Chapter one. In order to manage risk we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?  He's my protégé.
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Red posted:I don't have a spare set! All my keys say 'do not duplicate'! 'Do not duplicate'...Such a sweet kid.
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haljordan posted:'Do not duplicate'...Such a sweet kid. "Do not bend" - Just crease, crumple, cram...you'll do fine.
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I was never big on creeds.
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You're a mailman. Neither rain nor snow it's the first one!
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Red posted:Well, I, ha ha, I never actually had cancer. Ha ha! See you later! Good for you, Jack I love the way Lovitz delivers that line
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No one has ever broken the 50% barrier!
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CaptainHollywood posted:No one has ever broken the 50% barrier! Mail? on a Sunday?! Oops.
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You're not talking that Michigan deposit bottle scam again, are you?
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T. Mascis posted:Good for you, Jack The finger guns really make it.
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Billy Zane posted:Isn’t that from your act, like, ten years ago? It was a good bit in the eighties and it's still relatable today!
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I never actually watched the pilot for Seinfeld , so after seeing that today, I now know the last line in the series was the first line in the series 
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Look at me! I am man! I am you!
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Not shot. Dog bite.
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...for Smuckers? "May cause panting and loss of fur"? These are dog pills! 
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:...for Smuckers? "May cause panting and loss of fur"? These are dog pills! We have the same symptoms!
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It hurts when he swallows, especially when he drinks orange juice. I mean, dog food...juice.
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complicated shoes posted:Been drinking from the toilet? What? No...that's disgusting... < >
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Did you guys know I was almost... a lawyer?
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You know how to take the reservation, but you don't know how to hold the reservation, and that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take 'em 
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If you have a Safeway near you, you can buy Soup Nazi soup, called Original SoupMan Soup. It doesn't come with bread.
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Chicolini posted:If you have a Safeway near you, you can buy Soup Nazi soup, called Original SoupMan Soup. ...mulligatawny 
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You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
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I had hand!
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