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Dammit, add some poo poo about Tyrone Lincolnshire. Maybe everyone thinks he's come to Emperor's Crossing to free his siblings, but really he's just there to help and has to convince everyone through sex. His knight, Brawn is with him too. He swills cheap whiskey, smokes and fucks fat girls.
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AGH, please make a single post with list of available chapters and taken ones. I'll link to it in the OP so that others can quickly find it. I'll consider taking a no-sex chapter again.
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thornghost posted:Dammit, add some poo poo about Tyrone Lincolnshire. Maybe everyone thinks he's come to Emperor's Crossing to free his siblings, but really he's just there to help and has to convince everyone through sex. His knight, Brawn is with him too. He swills cheap whiskey, smokes and fucks fat girls. Don't you mean Shawn Brawn?
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Brawn needs as many Autobot Brawn references as possible. Like, he needs to visibly die and then show up again completely fine with no explanation or anyone even acknowledging his previous death. And this should happen repeatedly.
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The death of Kate appeals to me, but I need to see a full list before I can commit.
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I'll take the second Kate chapter that has been listed (the one where she dies by or on a road somewhere or something). I'll change my mind later if I think I can write a better different chapter.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Kate In my opinion this should literally be the entire chapter. This one sentence, exactly as written. Not that Dead Man Posting wouldn't do a yeoman's job at it, I just think it would be funny.
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Thulsa Doom posted:The death of Kate appeals to me, but I need to see a full list before I can commit. I'm working it out in my head and i type slow. I'll keep feeding new story plots as I write them. Thus far I can tell you: 1. The final draft WILL have Tyrone and his manservant Shawn Bawn chapters. Don't worry. I've got ideas. I'm just working on the core six. 2. Brendan's story goes somewhere (I think is) amazing. 3. I'm really pleased with my ideas for Jenn. 4. poo poo's gonna get weird with Demi in the fold. 5. I literally have nothing for Kate, and she's irrelevant now anyways, so, PLEASE, whoever writes it, just make a total shitshow of her dying.
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Goon Project: let's finish A Dong of rear end and Fire before GRRM finishes A So-ahaahahahhaha. I almost implied George would ever even finish it. 
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NEW AND IMPROVED!!! A Clash of Kinks Prologue (Claimed by Blade_of_Tyshalle) Demtitties (“Demi”) Turduckyen has seen a sign. A purple comet in the sky appears, and her friend and mentor and father figure, Alludio Expositus, suggests that as she is the last of the Dragonkin, she should know of her destiny, which he tells her in a full backstory. Knowing the whole story of the Dragonkin, Demi follows the comet and it leads her to Tumbl'ros, where she discovers 2 dragon's eggs. She adorns her dragon skin suit and in the ancient ritual of her family, she breathes fire, and life, into the eggs, and the mountain splits in half with both dragons emerging from their eggs, fully grown, and flying into the sky. When she returns from the mountain top, the villagers of Tumbl'ros worship her as queen of the Otherkin, for it has been foretold by the Prophecy of Anthro that a great Dragon Woman will awaken the Dragons from their stone sleep and lead the Otherkin to the promised land of Fursonia. 1. Thelonius Thelonius Gayjoy was the chamber boy of the Strike family. On his 18th birthday he was sold by his father to the Strike family as a sex slave to Kate and Nathaniel Strike. This was all his idea. When Nat Strike died and Kate left for Emperor's Crossing, he returned home to the Bronze Islands, a land obsessed with FemDom (Female Domination). The women of the Bronze Islands are trained from birth to be BDSM Mistresses and their skills as floggers are known the world over. The men are likewise trained for complete obedience and submissiveness. Upon Thelonius' return, he discovers that the Velurean Disease has swept the 5 Kingdoms of Directionos, and his sister, Yarasha, means to conquer and enslave the men of Directionos, as is the will of the Gagged God of their homeland. They will bring bondage and slavery to the 5 corners of Directionos. 2. Sensa [SEX] Sensa and Joffrey engage in food-based sex, but are interrupted by the Pound. Pigeons from the other 4 corners of Directionos have been coming in to report that each noble family has broken off to reclaim their ancient lands as their own. Orion Martin and his lover Darksun lead Darne in the name of group sex. Brendan Strike of the North and his wombman lover Miri decree inter-humanoid-species sex superior. Thelonious and Yarasha Gayjoy are raising an army of FemDoms from the Bronze Islands. And Demtitties Turduckyen and her Otherkin from across the Wide Sea mean to lead their dragons and army for the glory of Anthro. This outrages Jeffrey, as food sex is the one true kink of Directionos, and he is their King! He rushes out to call the small council, and Sensa and the Pound continue the food sex, as is the way of Emperor's Crossing.  3. Tyrone NEW! (Claimed by thornghost)Tyrone is lying in bed thinking back on his life. After his sister, the former Queen, and his brother, the king's guardian, were imprisoned for treason, his father, Tyler, sent him to Emperor's Crossing to serve as the King's right hand man. Tyrone reflects back on how throughout his life people always called him names because he was different. After all, his brother and sister were both thin and beautiful, with pale skin and blonde hair, and he was 6'6” with black hair and rich ebony skin. There was talk amongst the maids back at (Cat's Cradle Boulder?), his home, that his mother had slept with the former king, the one they called the crazy king, before her wedding night, as he had claimed prima nocte, as in day's of old. Tyrone is snapped out of his thoughts by a knocking on his door. Shawn Bawn, his loyal bodyguard, was summoning him to the King's Council. At the King's council, they discuss the four rebels and their fetishes they mean to impose on the kingdom. 4. Ardi Ardi is sneaking through the castle when she hears a familiar voice (Varos) and a strange man (Alludio) discussing their plans for the War of the Five Kinks. The two men reveal that with the kingdom in chaos, they will easily install the Dragonkin Queen to the throne, as only she can combat the forces of the mysterious Night Walkers. After this, she rushes back to Genden to tell him everything she heard. But first she stares at his abs as he works the bellows in the blacksmith shop, and wonders what it's like to kiss a boy. She is then knocked unconscious. 5. Brendan (Claimed by Arbite) Brendan sits at a campfire with Miri out in the woods. She explains to him the nature of her people, the wombmen. She also tells him of the prophecy that to save the world, the Wombmen will have to fight the Night Walkers to the death, and all the signs point to their return. 6. Jenn (Claimed by Sophia) Jenn Ice, the adopted daughter of Nat Strike, was long ago sold to the gypsies of the north. Realizing a bad deal, they traded her for a barrel of mead to the Day's Watch, an elite squadron of Vampire Hunters that were sworn to protect Directionos against the Night Walkers. Raised since birth to be a vampire hunter, she now leads the Day's Watch. Although no one has seen a Night Walker in 2,000 years, there's been rumblings about the people north of The Barricade disappearing in the night. Jenn organizes a raid party and plans to go beyond The Barricade to search the towns. 7. Demtitties [SEX] [WEIRD] (Claimed by Blade_of_Tyshalle) Demi leads her dragons and her followers west to an ancient city of merchants and thieves. She has hidden away the dragons and means to find ships to carry her armies across the Wide Sea. The superstitious ship's captains refuse her repeatedly, until one sleazy captain offers her a deal. He's never seen a Dragonkin before, and says he will take her army if she pays him in sex. She is reluctant at first, but agrees to his terms. When she returns to the ship that night, against her friends' advice, she meets the captain and they get down to business. Things turn rough, though, and Demi calls for help. Her Purple Dragon busts in and kills the captain. Demi feels a strange connection to her savior and performs oral sex on the ancient beast. 8. Kate Prime Minister Kate Strike awakens in her bed surrounded by Lincolnshire guards. Jeffrey asks her about Brendan, and if her son will be a threat to the Kingdom, as he has turned rebel. Kate has heard no such news and claims ignorance, demanding to see the letters from her son. When she reads them, she can only offer that Brendan is young and naïve, and she must ride to Autumnfall to speak to him. Jeffrey agrees, but insists he shall keep Ardi and Sensa as prisoners until her return with Brendan, on the condition of surrender and pledge of fealty. Before she leaves, Kate meets with Sensa and tells her that should anything happen to her or Brendan, Sensa must poison the king and escape Emperor's Crossing, as war will then be certain. 9. Thelonius [SEX] The crew of Thelonius' ship meets up with Yarasha as they are raiding a northern village. Throughout the streets the men are being are being whipped and spanked by the dominatrices of the Bronze Islands. Thelonius is admiring his sister's handiwork, when he sees the corral of the townsfolk's women. He puts on his ceremonial Gayjoy garb and enters the makeshift cage. The women are terrified at first, expecting the same punishment the men are receiving, when he asks the town's women to be as cruel to him as his people were to their men. 10. Jenn For 2 months Jenn and the men of the Day's Watch have been north of The Barricade. Every town they've come to is empty, with no sign of struggle, and all the people's possessions still in place, as though they vanished. Depressing Dave recounts stories he's heard of the Night Walkers. They would come in to people's homes and bite them in their sleep. The healing herb, Vampire's Herb, got its name from its sedative effect, much like the saliva of a vampire. Once bitten, the person falls into a deep sleep and the vampires can do what they please to them for days on end. He's heard many stories of the Night Walkers leaving people in the snow in the middle of nowhere, sleeping and exposed for days, so they freeze or starve to death before they can turn. Jenn refuses to believe this and continues the Day's Watch's march north. 11. Brendan[WEIRD] (Claimed by Arbite) Brendan is having lunch with his advisors as they discuss plans to attack Emperor's Crossing. To do so, they will have to cross the Pitchfork en masse, and the only way to do so is by paying off the stuffy old coot Wootler Ruckus. Brendan is bored with the details and sends away his council. Miri comes in as they leave and they talk for a bit. Brendan asks again, having seen Miri's wombmanicle, how it is they can have sex. He loves her, but he's unsure of what to do. Miri disrobes revealing her wombmanicle, a prehensile tentacle that resembles a toothless snake with a gaping mouth. Miri assures him that if he just puts it in like he would a human woman, she would do all the rest. Miri delivers the foreshadowing dialogue "You must learn to see with your real eyes." (integral)[NO SEX] 12. Sensa Sensa is pacing her room contemplating if she can poison Jeffrey. The Pound knocks at her door and she lets him in. He can see something is wrong with her and pressures her to reveal it. To change the subject she takes her clothes off and tries to seduce him, but he knows she's now hiding something. He pressures her to reveal what the secret is, and she lies about wanting to find a gift for Jeffrey's birthday. The Pound sees right through her and asks her about her mother being sent away to bring Brendan back. Sensa tells more lies to him, and the Pound gets so furious with her he hits her. -------------------------------------------------------------- ALL NEW STUFF 13. Tyrone NEW! (Claimed by thornghost)Tyrone receives word from the Pound, whom he hates, that Sensa is behaving weirdly and Sender believes she's plotting against Tyrone's nephew, King Jeffrey. He tells Tyrone what happened, including him hitting her. Tyrone waves him off and calls his bodyguard Shawn Bawn over. Tyrone informs him that he wants The Pound followed 24/7, and not to let anymore harm come to the girl. Tyrone then invites Bawn to an exquisite breakfast and they go to the strip club, as Tyrone needs to blow off steam. 14. Kate Kate dies on the road somewhere or something. (no one in her party can live). 15. Jenn [Vampire][EROTIC] (Claimed by A GLISTENING HODOR) Jenn and the Day's Watch finds a very old city that the scouts said was likely where all the freemen had run to for shelter. The city is very large, but compact, ideal to repel the cold, with a massive wood burning pit in the center of town to always provide light and heat. When they arrive, there is not one person there. They search from home to home, but like everywhere else it's just as though everyone vanished into thin air. As night falls, the Watch makes camp in one of the deserted buildings, as Jenn and Depressing Dave try to start a fire in the massive pit. Then some strange sounds are heard and soon men are screaming and they hear swords crashing at stone. Jenn draws her sword, but Dave insists they start the fire. “There's a reason they kept a fire” he tells her. They work frantically amid sounds of screaming and swords striking and soon they have a small fire and quickly throw everythinjg they can on it. As the fire grows in size the fighting dies down, as the screams of men dying becomes less frequent. Dave refuses to leave the fire. He talks Jenn into staying, as there's a reason they've been left alone amidst the chaos. As they wait in the dark, Dave vanishes as Jenn nods off. When she looks up, she meets the beautiful vampire leader Ed Lestadt. 16. Ardi Ardi awakens in the back of a wagon. The two men up front are exchanging food recipes, when she calls out to them. They let her know after some banter that they're taking her to Harkansaw, the place known as “hell on earth”. She she's Genden bound and gagged in the back as well. She ungags him and wakes him up, informing them of their plight. Ardi daydreams up a plan of escape, but then they cross through the gates of Harkansaw, and are thrown from the wagon to be sorted by the Lincolnshire men that hold the castle. Ardi and Genden are seperated, with Ardi being sent to work for the lord of the castle, a cruel man of ill repute. 17. Demtitties[SEX] (Claimed by Blade_of_Tyshalle) After stealing the dead captain's ship, Demi and her army of Otherkin sail for Driectionos, but a storm comes in and tosses the boats, and in a panic the dragons burn it down. Demi, the dragons, and a scant few survivors land in another city, clinging to life, where they are retrieved from the water. Gossip spreads about the dragons, and the city's chieftain, (Zero Sorrow Dogsauce?) takes them in to learn about Demi and her dragons. Demi tells her story of her childhood and the prophecy of the dragonkin, and tat the end of the story they flirt and then the chieftain takes her to bed. 18. Brendan[Dream Sequence] (Claimed by Arbite) Brendan has visions of Miri and the wombman. The Night Walkers. An otherworldly voice expresses concern about Brendan seeing things differently. Miri's voice tells Brendan he has to see things differently. Brendan is on dragonback fighting the Night Walkers. Miri takes off her clothes exposing her tentacle genitals. “It's not real, Brendan” Miri says. “See with your real eyes.” Brendan wakes up in a cold sweat. The Master informs him that his order to march Autumnfall's troops on Emperor's Crossing has been fulfilled. 19. Tyrone[SEX] (Claimed by thornghost) Tyrone is having sex with a dwarf, some women, (insert more crap) etc. Meanwhile, Master Martendale sits in the corner masturbating furiously. Tyrone is interrupted by Bawn and he receives word that Autumnfall has sent their army south to Emperor's Crossing. He finishes his business and calls a meeting of the King's Council. 20. Thelonious[SEX] Thelonius and Yarasha's scouts return to camp and inform them that Autumnfall is all but abandoned, as the soldiers have marched south. They round up their slave men and load them on boats bound for the East. They take the women with them to continue their training as dominatrices of the Bronze Islands. Along their way to Autumnfall, Thelonius has fantasies of being punished by his sister, but they quickly turn to him BEING his sister. Going against his nation's beliefs, as he is more a citizen of Autumnfall than of the Bronze Islands, he takes a willing woman he's been flirting with from their fleet and once together he acts as the dominant, and her the submissive. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:5. I literally have nothing for Kate, and she's irrelevant now anyways, so, PLEASE, whoever writes it, just make a total shitshow of her dying. What of Lady Coldbox and her misogyny?
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rejutka posted:What of Lady Coldbox and her misogyny? There's always a third book. 
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A clash of kinks sounds great so far, but I'm worried that only 3/10 of the chapters so far have sex. Is that really enough space to fit enough depravity to be a true follow-up to a game of bones? Or will all of the other chapters just feature enough food-porn and creepy almost-porn to make up for it?
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Given the title, I expect every chapter to have at least one allusion to a song by either The Clash or The Kinks. Bonus points if one sexposition scene's dialogue is comprised entirely of the two participants quoting lyrics at each other.
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Can Jenn teach Depressing Dave to pleasure a man? I will write the poo poo out of that. Also we called the dragons wyverns in the last book but whatever
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"My lady, you say you stand by your man. However, there is something I don't understand. You," Sir Tyrone hesitated, "you said you loved me." "And that's a fact," Demi said, a smile on her russet lips. "But then you left me, said you felt trapped." "Some things, good sir, I cannot explain away." Tyrone's brow furrowed into deep crevasses. "My heart aches in me til this day. You didn't stand by me." She sighed, wishing this conversation had gone any other way. "Would you I stay, my love, or would you I go?" In her heart, she knew staying would be troublesome, and leaving would mean twice as much. "Do as you please, but 'ware the Sheriff. He won't like it." Her soft, crystalline laugh filled the air. "I've fought the law before, you know." "I know." He leaned on the bars of her cell. "And the law won."
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AND...... DONE! 21. Sensa[SEX] Jeffrey storms in and yells at Sensa because Autumnfall is marching south for war and informs her of how the details of how they crossed Lord Wootler Ruckus's bridge. Sensa is clueless and informs Jeffrey she's been locked in the tower for months with only news she is given. She promises her future husband that she is loyal to him and will do anything to prove it. With that, she puts on the makeup and clown nose, but Jeffrey suggests they try something NEW. 22. Ardi Ardi practices with her sword and poo poo and sneaks off to visit Genden in the smithy's. She gazes longingly at him but gets smacked on the head with a spoon by a soldier who tells her to get back to work. On her way back she encounters a ninja or some bullshit chained to a wall and feels bad for him. She offers him some soup or whatever. He accepts it and promises to repay her for her kindness. She tells him that the best reward she can think of is if he killed King Jeffrey for getting her into this mess. He easily slips out of his shackles and tells her he promises. 23. Demtitties (Claimed by Blade_of_Tyshalle) The chieftain (Zorro Zalgo Ducksauce?) bids farewell to Demi as her small band leaves the city and continues West. The dragons burn the city down on accident as they leave. Once again on the high seas it looks like things are finally going their way when ships from the Bronze Islands capture Demi's ship and hold her hostage. The Captain of these Bronze Islanders, Victorious Gayjoy, plays a magic fife and commands the dragons to do his bidding. Demi's ship is burned along with what's left of her army, and her and the dragons are taken captive. 24. Jenn[SEX] (claimed by Sophia) Vampire sex. Just holy poo poo wanton vampire sex. 25. Thelonius[SEX] (Claimed by Syscall Girl) The sun is shining and everything is beautiful for Thelonius, as he feels really good about everything. But Yarasha spoils his exquisite grrmy breakfast by telling him she's heard rumors of him violating the laws of the Bronze Islands by taking a woman as his submissive. They argue, and Yarasha goes before the crew and calls out Thelonius for his crimes. At the end, she offers the ultimatum of remaining with her, a true Bronze Islander, or following Thelonius, a fraud, to take Autumnfall. In the end, less than a dozen remain with Thelonius as they watch the sails of their once massive fleet shrink on the horizon. But now, as captain of his own tiny, insignificant ship, he can show his crew that BDSM can go both ways. 26. Tyrone Tyrone stands on the walls of Emperor's Crossing staring down 30,000 of Autumnfall's soldiers. A battle ensues. He joins the fray. In the end, he gets his wiener cut off. 27. Sensa[SEX] Sensa stands on the walls of Emperor's Crossing staring down 30,000 of Autumnfall's soldiers. A battle ensues. In the end, The Pound rushes in, exhausted from battle and needing a woman. They gently caress a whole bunch. Like, wow. Jeffrey joins in, fearing the battle will be lost and this is his last time he'll be with her. 27. Thelonius Thelonius makes landfall on the shore near Autumnfall. Battle battle battle, they seize the castle and Thelonius discovers Brendan Strike in the keep, half mad and clinging to an anime tentacle dick girl pillow. He burns down the castle and leaves Brendan for dead, as he thinks it is a better fate than what has befallen him. 28. Jenn[SEX] More holy poo poo hot vampire sex because we need to sell this turkey. 29. Brendan (Claimed by Arbite) He's been crazy this whole time and “Miri” is an anime tentacle dickgirl pillow. Hogor carries Brendan out of the fire and Brendan vaguely remembers being a highborn child of Ned Strike but then he was struck in the head and saw a blinding light. He struggles to remember his strange visions and hear's the Master's voice telling him again that none of this was real. (BOOM, in your face! It was all a dream, up in hurr!) 30. Tyrone Shawn Bawn visits Tyrone and tells him all about his deeds in the (Battle of Backwash Harbor?). Tyrone is distraught over the loss of his wiener and decides to sail across the Wide Sea, where he's heard rumors of a Dragonkin woman with powerful magic abilities, who is his only hope to regrow his lost dong. Epilogue[SEX][Sorta] The killers of Kate Strike are singing a jaunty tune as they walk through the woods when a strange woman is spotted. She invites them back to her cottage and feeds them. When their bellies are full she offers them other entertainment. She proceeds to have sex with them, but before they finish the cottage is filled with an icy wind and Lady Coldbox pulls back her hood revealing herself as Kate Strike and she freezes their dicks and breaks them off. Note: this is all a rough sketch and I welcome changes. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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Tyrone Chapter idea Tyrone is scouting out Emperor's Crossing, talking about the history and culture of the city, when they stop at a whore house where Tyrone has a personal history. Local men and women recognize him and start calling him "Two Man", Brawn wonders what's up and Tyrone reveals his dark past. He and his brother once saved a damsel in distress from some bandits, whom Tyrone fell in love with. As it turns out she was a prostitute but Tyrone loved her anyway and wanted her as his wife. His lord father was furious but agreed to the match, on one condition. Tyrone would have to buy her freedom, without his families money, and take her place so the littlefinger analogue wouldn't lose any money from losing a whore. Tyrone did so with earnest, becoming famous for his huge manhood the size of two ordinary mens. Men and women, wives and husbands, sons and daughters alike sought him the legendary "Two Man". While he earned enough money to buy his wife's freedom, a castle, and a large fiefdom right outside of Emperor's Crossing, his wife committed suicide according to his father 'because she was sure a freak like him would never be accepted outside of her'. He moops but Brawn wonders why a woman who loved him and understood him so really wouldn't trust him. He suggest that maybe Tyrone's father had her killed. Undead Unicorn fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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Undead Unicorn posted:Tyrone Chapter idea That will fit perfectly ( ) in Tyrone 1. I'm also in love with the idea that Tyrone is half-black, and his mom slept the old king, but everyone at (Casterly Rock analogue), including his family, just think of him as having the same parents as his siblings, and just treat him like poo poo because he's somehow different.Also, I'm giddy about writing the Jenn chapter with the first vampire appearance. Twilight fan girls, prepare to meet your new god. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:That will fit perfectly ( I literally burst out laughing when I read 'after all, his brother and sister were both thin and beautiful, with pale skin and blonde hair, and he was 6'6” with black hair and rich ebony skin'. Also we need to make the reason Tyrone's dad hates him is because he has a micropenis and wonders why his son is blessed and he isn't. He also is sure Tyrone is son 'because they look so much alike' but isn't sure about the twins for whatever reason. They're both too dumb I guess.
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I'm totally in love with a running joke that all the white people in Directionos can't see what's different about Tyrone, they just know they hate him. And the running gag of Demi being a super-powerful god figure who's only seen as a sex object. And, of course, Brendan's "ordeal".
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A GLISTENING HOGOR posted:25. Thelonius[SEX] I can do this.
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Chapter 25 with Thelonius on the good ship Bi-curious needs to start with a practical demonstration from Thelon as regards being the Dom to his crew. As their appetites are aroused, at least one of the crew should start exploring those feelings he's been having from watching his crew mates doing physical ship stuff. Keep it reasonably coy and building to a crescendo of crew members and bukkake.
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I can't focus on what the hell all this is but I'm ready for it.
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I think my ignorance of BDSM really shines in that outline and so I encourage anyone who writes a Thelonius chapter to do lots of research on redtube.  Also, hopefully, the Brendan chapters are tailor-made to be a weird-fest that loosely tie to the plot, as he's in a catatonic weirdo state and a dream within a dream. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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Kinda wanna take a Thelonius chapter and just ignore the synopsis and paste the entirity of the Sword of Truth magic sex torture with the names find and replaced.
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I guess I'll keep with what I got going, take all the Brendan.
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I think we should probably give priorities to writers who worked on AGoB to get the chapters they want. Maybe first pick of as many chapters as you wrote for the last book? Anyway, I'm glad everyone likes the Tyrone gag (sex move!). That said, give me the first three Tyrone chapters. I might fill out the rest later on when half the writers drop out. Also, I heard that those Diamond Club bastards are throwing a spectacular party with their profits at DragonCon this year. I say we show up drunk as hell and crash their little shindig and hand out Game of Bones swag. Also also, does anyone have any podcast connections where we could book T. B. Thread to make a guest appearance to promote the book? I do improv on the side and was thinking it would be fun to be this over-the-top super creepy GRRM character thornghost fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:Oh and I tried to explain A Game Of Bones to my girlfriend, but I don't think she totally "gets it" since she's only seen the show. But she didn't disown me, so thats a positive! She also didn't read any of it, but I heard double goatse is a deal-breaker for some uncultured people so I'm all Well, I explained A Game Of Thrones to my girlfriend and now she wants to read it. Also, congratulations on completion of the book, you goony bastards. You have become GRRM. Thulsa Doom posted:We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, for he who writes porn with me this day shall be my brother. I've been recently reading Robert Nye's "Falstaff" and gave begun
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm totally in love with a running joke that all the white people in Directionos can't see what's different about Tyrone, they just know they hate him.
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Arbite posted:However it shapes up, considering how much effectively you took our posts and turned it into product I hope you take point on the business side of things, Thornghost. Like I said in PM's with others, I'm no dictator. Suggest ALL the changes. I had an overall idea for a ACOK, and did an (I think ok) outline. Obviously Thornghost is totes in charge of maintenance and direction and other words sounding important. But my vision MUST have the sexiest of sexy vampires north of The Barricade, because I don't want to work anymore and want to retire to Naked Hardbody Island next year.
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Jan 5, 2013 08:11
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
I'm pretty sure I can work those in...
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Jan 5, 2013 08:15
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I can't wait to see this madness unfold, especially Thelonius' touching character arc in which he transforms from a sub to a dom. The best part of the chapter summaries has to be the [WEIRD] tag. You know, to differentiate those weird chapters from this otherwise standard novel.
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Jan 5, 2013 09:34
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I would love to claim a weird chapter, oh and if someone mentions Denni's skills as a "DeviantArt" I will love them forever. Edit: Oh they're all taken apart from a weird sex chapter. I aint touching that. Shoehead fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jan 5, 2013 |
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Jan 5, 2013 14:04
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A Not-Listening Hodor, put me down for the Demi chapters, you dumb gently caress. I keep saying I want them. 
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Jan 5, 2013 14:50
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My favorite part of this series is that, like its original source, the first one had a semblance of a plot through-line whereas this one is a bunch of weird vignettes that don't really have a central point. It's so on the mark! I'll take the Jenn intro chapter as long as you don't mind me making her a sullen, whining piece of poo poo.
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Jan 5, 2013 15:33
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Jan 5, 2013 15:47
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thornghost posted:I think we should probably give priorities to writers who worked on AGoB to get the chapters they want. Maybe first pick of as many chapters as you wrote for the last book? Please, please add my Tyrone idea or let me make it a chapter before he gets his dick cut off. Oh new idea, he gets his dick cut in half, he finds his wife (who is not dead, just blind for whatever reason), and she doesn't believe it's him before he only has a 7 inch pecker now. He goes to get his dick cured in order to convince his long love it's him.
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Jan 5, 2013 17:25
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I'll take 6 and 17. I won't be able to slam them out immediately as I did last time, though, since I have other obligations I must first fulfill, but I will finish them in a timely fashion. What I think this book is missing is the machinations of Jeter Fingerclitter, the King's Moneycount. I have an idea.
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