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Veins McGee posted:http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/pictures/inside-justin-biebers-workout-routine-2011243/13669 Lil bastard looks like he's about to die on the pull up bar.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Lil bastard looks like he's about to die on the pull up bar. We could only be so lucky. I started using fitocracy, and as goofy as it is, I kind of like it. Keeps me honest actually logging stuff.
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smertrioslol posted:We could only be so lucky. Ya fitocracy is pretty great. I log all of my poo poo on there plus a little notebook that stays in my gym bag.
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I've been using fitocracy for a few years now and it's really great to track progress over time using their graphing functionalities. I'm level 36  I did yoga today and it was really fun/difficult.
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let's share fitocracies!!!! I'm bird_law on there.
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holocaust bloopers posted:let's share fitocracies!!!! I'm bird_law on there. I'm xwonderboyx! Nice to meet you.
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xwonderboyx posted:I'm xwonderboyx! Nice to meet you. You do the same thing I do where most of the people who you follow are attractive girls.
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holocaust bloopers posted:You do the same thing I do where most of the people who you follow are attractive girls. Nothing wrong with that. Just don't tell my wife 
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xwonderboyx posted:Nothing wrong with that. Just don't tell my wife bro pact.
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Cj Brennan on there. You'll notice that everyone I know on there is an evegoon; I started a space violence group  Also, thank god for being home from leave. My family makes me fat and keeps me from working out.
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smertrioslol posted:Also, thank god for being home from leave. My family makes me fat and keeps me from working out. Holy gently caress how true this is. First run since going on leave today, not as bad as I expected despite the weather. I decided it was a good idea to go out in 10-15 degrees with shorts, a jacket, hat and gloves. My legs were cold as gently caress until the end of the first mile, when they went numb so it was all good I guess. The road was icy as gently caress and barely anyone else was running and certainly not in shorts. fortdrum.txt
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Martello posted:Holy gently caress how true this is. First run since going on leave today, not as bad as I expected despite the weather. I decided it was a good idea to go out in 10-15 degrees with shorts, a jacket, hat and gloves. My legs were cold as gently caress until the end of the first mile, when they went numb so it was all good I guess. The road was icy as gently caress and barely anyone else was running and certainly not in shorts. I did insanity bro and let me tell you. It kicks your rear end.
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Yeah I think I gained about 5 pounds in 3 weeks. Whatever, gotta cut loose every now and then.
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Kaliber posted:I did insanity bro and let me tell you. It kicks your rear end. I've heard good things about it, and I'm thinking I need a 1-2 day a week high-intensity workout type thing to supplement running and lifting. I'll look into the insanity thing. psydude posted:Yeah I think I gained about 5 pounds in 3 weeks. Whatever, gotta cut loose every now and then. Same here, fortunately I have 3 weeks of being an Afghan at JRTC to slim down (by not eating anything because I hate MREs) before bulking back up again when I get back to Drum. The good kind of bulking, of course.
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psydude posted:Yeah I think I gained about 5 pounds in 3 weeks. Whatever, gotta cut loose every now and then. I probably put on ten in two weeks. None of it good. I went from limited drinking, a highly regimented diet, and working out twice a day five days a week to boozing, eating, and not working out everyday. This afternoon is going to suck.
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I feel like poo poo with a sore throat and runny nose. GONNA LIFT ANYWAY WOO
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Martello posted:Holy gently caress how true this is. First run since going on leave today, not as bad as I expected despite the weather. I decided it was a good idea to go out in 10-15 degrees with shorts, a jacket, hat and gloves. My legs were cold as gently caress until the end of the first mile, when they went numb so it was all good I guess. The road was icy as gently caress and barely anyone else was running and certainly not in shorts. You need to never, ever, EVER do this again just in case some stupid rear end in a top hat wants out hooah you, and have his platoon run along in tighty wighties and eyepro, because he has more hooah or whatever the gently caress.
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What's up with treadmills just deciding not to work anymore while you're using them? One decides to shut down if I go at speed of 9.0-10.0 with a "check speed system" message and the other two stopped abruptly at speeds of about 7.5/8.0. Is this a sign I'm too heavy to be running fast on treadmills? The idea of having to perform maintenance is why I won't buy one for home.
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Jan 7, 2013 18:26
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It's a sign that wherever you're working out at they need to replace the treadmills.
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The worst thing in the world is when the belt becomes too loose on the treadmill and you're cruising along and all of the sudden, BAM, your foot and the entire belt slides forward like you hit a patch of ice.
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vacation in kabul posted:It's a sign that wherever you're working out at they need to replace the treadmills. I go to the armory because PT is free. I think they get their treadmills as hand me downs from the bigger armory across the state.
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not caring here posted:You need to never, ever, EVER do this again just in case some stupid rear end in a top hat wants out hooah you, and have his platoon run along in tighty wighties and eyepro, because he has more hooah or whatever the gently caress. I know, and two of my PLs are exactly the type to do it. Don't worry, I'd yank them right back to reality if they tried it. All I heard from the guys when I came out to formation in shorts was "gently caress that poo poo" and so on. The guidon bearer asked me if I was cold and I said no, which was true until I actually started running. Lesson learned - wear pants tomorrow. Although if cold weather uniforms made any drat sense I would be issued some kind of base-layer running tights, or be able to wear the pair I own for running in the cold on my own time.
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The uniform for non-formation runs is up to the individual, anyway. So the most said PL could hope to accomplish would be to piss off everyone in his platoon for the entirety of the formation before they quickly change back into their own poo poo. Ref: AR 670-1, para 14-6 quote:14–6. General guidelines psydude fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jan 7, 2013 |
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psydude posted:The uniform for non-formation runs is up to the individual, anyway. So the most said PL could hope to accomplish would be to piss off everyone in his platoon for the entirety of the formation before they quickly change back into their own poo poo. Yup. Tell that to your average 1SG/SGM/CSM though. That's one of the great things about being a CO - I can tell all three of those guys to fall in/gently caress off and it's not just for me, it's for 130 dudes. My 1SG is thankfully one of the best NCOs I've ever worked with, AND a hard-drinking meathead. He doesn't care about stupid poo poo like everyone wearing pants all morning or not.
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I'm too fat for pullups 
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Is anyone interested in the Pendleton Mud Run in June?? I want to make a team but my friends are all fat and lazy.
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xwonderboyx posted:I'm too fat for pullups It's ok I'm too skinny and weak. You have an easier road than me. So my girlfriends uncle lives up the street from me and has a gym in his basement. Sweet I think, he has benches, a squat rack, treadmill and a ton of weights. The ceiling is eight feet high. I'm 6'3". gently caress, it's free and I'll use it for a while, beside my GF there are no resolution losers there. Also I haven't done a THING for nearly a month. I'm five pounds heavier, but I think I'm 15% fat and 75% bone. Fuuuuck....
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:It's ok I'm too skinny and weak. You have an easier road than me. You're not fat enough for the reserve component.  So apparently none of the resolutionistas around here resolved to get to the gym before 6:30 in the morning, because it's been empty as poo poo. I'm glad to see my waking up early plan has been paying off.
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psydude posted:You're not fat enough for the reserve component. I'm such an oddity in the guard. Everyone, like 80%, is either a lifetime fatty on profile, or an absolute monster who runs 10 miles a day and then squats 800 to warm up. Average people like me just don't exist.
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I consistently stay 5-12 pounds under my screening weight and there are only a handful of fat people in my company. In my brigade though, I recall seeing some guy at AT last Summer that had to be over 300 pounds at maybe 6' tops.  Reminded me of this guy:  although he had a pedostache if I remember right. I mean, I don't give a poo poo if someone is slightly chubby yet still generally fit overall but when you get to the point of being morbidly obese?
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There's a guy in my brigade who no joke is nearly 400 pounds. A few people in my company have stories of him being banned from sitting on office chairs on their deployment because he kept breaking them.
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Oh my gently caress, I think I know this travesty. I've seen the picture ages ago, but the dude lost some weight so he looks different, but I'm like 80% sure I know this guy. Anyone ever get an ID on him or who he was with?
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I think the patch on the guy on the left is WAARNG, 81st BCT according to Wikipedia.
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Ah well, false alarm. Dude I knew was active (heh) duty, and a fat useless gently caress. Looks just like that fucker though. I remember he had to go to a court martial hearing (not his own, surprisingly), and hadn't worn his ASUs since basic, many years ago. They had no hope of fitting, so off he went to military sales, picked the biggest loving size they had, and pushed his fatbody self into them. The resulting amalgam of textile and man resembled a pear shoved into a blueberry. Disgusting.
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not caring here posted:Ah well, false alarm. Dude I knew was active (heh) duty, and a fat useless gently caress. Looks just like that fucker though. I remember he had to go to a court martial hearing (not his own, surprisingly), and hadn't worn his ASUs since basic, many years ago. They had no hope of fitting, so off he went to military sales, picked the biggest loving size they had, and pushed his fatbody self into them. The resulting amalgam of textile and man resembled a pear shoved into a blueberry. I kinda actually wanna see that, if only for the  value.
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That's my brigade...if that pic is from 2008 Iraq then I probably know someone who has seen him e: proudly rocking the Battle Stapler
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xwonderboyx posted:I'm too fat for pullups You probably can run like a mother fucker which is all the army cares about. "Oh, well, 2LT Ashmole did the most push-ups and sit-ups in the company, but his run is only 14:25. He's OK at PT I guess"
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Officer selection boards for O5 and higher are based purely on marathon time.
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xwonderboyx posted:I'm too fat for pullups I can only do like 5-6 un-assisted. 
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DoktorLoken posted:I can only do like 5-6 un-assisted. I just barely hit 4. I used to be able to do 8. Time to get stronger/lose a bit of weight.
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