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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Advice posted:

Hope this doesn't count as derailing the thread, but "disgusting skeleton skinny" is far more of an insult than "chubby/fat", since the kneejerk reaction in this discussion seems to be that fat=unattractive, which nobody said. (Well, except Howard)

They used to have laser pointers to point out flaws in women, I remember Ralph was all over anything that wasn't his "perfection".

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Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"
Lena is fat but I actually liked her show a lot more than I probably should have

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Brocktoon posted:

She is? http://www.aceshowbiz.com/events/Lena%20Dunham/lena-dunham-premiere-nobody-walks-03.html

She looks like a correctly proportioned woman to me, not those disgusting porn skeletons Howard has on.

Proportioned? She's shaped like a pear and has B-cups which is a very unfortunate situation for a chubby girl. That's not her fault, but she could at least wear a little makeup and have a feminine hairstyle.

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.

Holy Calamity! posted:

No Robin again? Hmm.

Yeah, the fact that she can't even do the show from her own apartment is making me really depressed. This is not a dig on Robin or anything, as much as she can be annoying at times, it genuinely seems like she might be on the verge of death. Listening to her for several hours a week for the past decade, I am going to be seriously bummed if something happens to her. :(

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/the-show-must-go-on/111743.html

Gilbert posted this: "Before I forget, I apologize to George Washington Carver. Watch Me on Rachael & Guy Celebrity Cook-Off here"

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Gilbert must've been pissing himself with all that free food available. It's self-hating Jew heaven.

Elphiem
Dec 4, 2005

CFC Fan
Way too much Pete.

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010
Nick and Artie still aren't back from vacation. No news on their Twitter or Facebook page, and the show website is down with a message saying that it won't be up until next Monday. The rumor on Twitter is that the show won't be back until then. I hope it's not Artie related.

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.
Holy poo poo, I'm listening to today's show, and you can hear every ounce of spittle flying from Pete's mouth. It's nauseating.

Also, it's pretty clear from Howard interviewing him that he's a pathological liar. I mean, he makes the most innocuous claims and then contradicts them 2 seconds later.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Holy Calamity! posted:

No Robin again? Hmm.

Well, she's on the air today, but doesn't sound very good at least in my opinion.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Oh joy, anti Western medicine time on Stern. It's insufferable enough on Bill Maher but at least he's dropped that poo poo.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Hey, who are you going to believe? A heavily educated doctor, or some guy named Vince? HE'S GOT INFORMATION, MAN.

Also, Robin is in the middle of potentially life saving, modernized Western medical treatment but of course flu shots are bad.

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

haljordan posted:

Also, Robin is in the middle of potentially life saving, modernized Western medical treatment but of course flu shots are bad.

Well c'mon man, they put motor oil in the flu shots. That caller was a moron.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Who is this television critic he has on today? She's awful...

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.
Someone on another HS forum posted the Tumblr of the girl Pete was making out with in that movie.

http://alittlemoorejackie.tumblr.com/

I kind of want to see that scene now out of morbid curiosity.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

qbert posted:

I kind of want to see that scene now out of morbid curiosity.

would there be any other reason to watch that?

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
This critic is the worst media guest Howards ever had on the show Jesus christ

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
Gawker published a list of every single legal gun owner in New York City, apparently the original source of the database has their addresses on there too.

Howard is on there. Don't tell SFN. :getin:

Tim Selaty Jr fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jan 9, 2013

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Gawker published a list of every single legal gun owner in New York City, apparently the original source of the database has their addresses on there too.

Howard is on there. Don't tell SFN. :getin:

He'll move.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Manifest posted:

He'll move.

After spending 4 years and a billion dollars renovating his penthouse? No way.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Manifest posted:

He'll move.

If somebody waits for him outside the building and says hello when he leaves, he'd probably just throw Beth at them and hide inside the limo

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Gawker published a list of every single legal gun owner in New York City, apparently the original source of the database has their addresses on there too.

Howard is on there. Don't tell SFN. :getin:

His address is already known, I'm pretty sure. He's in the "Millennium (sp?) Towers" or something like that. He's still in the same building as Regis, right?

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
I'm a few posts late but goddamn, I never thought this thread could judge the attractiveness of girls and have posters legitimately believe themselves good judges of female physique.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Lena Dunham is fat. Please get over it.

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.

beergod posted:

Lena Dunham is fat.

:goonsay:

Beergod, a name for someone that probably weights twice as much as the women he dated (Counting the ''overweight'' ones).

Slaine
Feb 26, 2001
I was laughing during the whole segment on Monday when Lieberman hung Medicated Pete out to dry about signing up for gay dating sites.

Lieberman shut him down on every single excuse he could come up with until all he could say was he didn't know how it happened. It was a little cruel since Pete is not all there but I suspect he is a habitual liar, which is about par for a wack packer.

And I don't wish any ill-will towards Robin, but it would have been interesting for the show if she had been out for a bit longer.

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010

porkfriedrice posted:

Nick and Artie still aren't back from vacation. No news on their Twitter or Facebook page, and the show website is down with a message saying that it won't be up until next Monday. The rumor on Twitter is that the show won't be back until then. I hope it's not Artie related.

If anyone cares, there is speculation that Nick has been ousted from the Nick and Artie show. On January third, the program director for the show (Ken Kohl) registered the domain "ArtieLangeShow.com" Going to be interesting on Monday.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

porkfriedrice posted:

If anyone cares, there is speculation that Nick has been ousted from the Nick and Artie show. On January third, the program director for the show (Ken Kohl) registered the domain "ArtieLangeShow.com" Going to be interesting on Monday.

No loving way. What could have possibly led to that?

e: Discussion here

Can't wait to listen if true. I hate(d) Nick. I stopped listening a few months ago.

e2: drat, there are some hardcore listeners on this forum. Love this post.

quote:

Good point. DiPaolo was really a nobody before all this, looks like he might be one all over again. The praise Artie was giving Carolla for choosing who he wil only work with was very telling. I heard an interview with DiPAolo recently where he said him & Artie were never really close friends. Plus we all know how Artie feels about co-workers, they r never his "bro's".
One last thing, Artie left the N&A holiday party early last month and I think Nick was a no show. Maybe the clues were there all along ..

rawdog pozfail fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Jan 9, 2013

Rattlehead
Nov 20, 2004
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Didn't Nick get Artie the job in the first place? What a kick in the nuts.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Artie is a terrible host. He's a color guy. He needs someone else to provide a structure for the show.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FogHelmut posted:

Artie is a terrible host. He's a color guy. He needs someone else to provide a structure for the show.

Absolutely. Nick has lovely opinions, but he's not terrible as the "straight man" in the relationship.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
It just seemed like Nick really, really wanted to talk about sports and Artie just wanted to make jokes and be a dick. If Nick just dropped the leash on hammering the topic back to sports the show would have been a lot more fun. Artie on his own sounds pretty bad however, he can get off on some strange tangents and dark places.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

AxeManiac posted:

It just seemed like Nick really, really wanted to talk about sports and Artie just wanted to make jokes and be a dick. If Nick just dropped the leash on hammering the topic back to sports the show would have been a lot more fun. Artie on his own sounds pretty bad however, he can get off on some strange tangents and dark places.

But Nick was doing that at the direction of management.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Bruno Mars being randomly played over the top of The Police was a better mashup than the Zeppelin/Beatles that Howard liked on Monday

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

FogHelmut posted:

But Nick was doing that at the direction of management.

I was just following orders!

I know that was his role, I'm saying the show would have been better if it wasn't parading around as some actual sports show.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Odddzy posted:

:goonsay:

Beergod, a name for someone that probably weights twice as much as the women he dated (Counting the ''overweight'' ones).

While Howard often claims anyone who isn't under 100lbs is obese, Lena Dunham looks like me if you shoved me into a miniskirt.
She is fat, I'm sorry that it is hard for you to accept.

[edit: drat, look at this skinny bitch. ]

Manifest fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jan 9, 2013

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
When have we ever heard Artie host, though? The one time he was with Brian Jones he didn't have much time to prepare and I love creepy dark Artie so I can't wait to hear how it plays out if he is in his own for the most part.

Seems to me Artie's never really tried to fully take the reigns. Also even if Nick was trying to steer the show at the behest of management he was terrible at it and it always made for terrible radio. Dude was a loving baby about it sometimes.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Manifest posted:

While Howard often claims anyone who isn't under 100lbs is obese, Lena Dunham looks like me if you shoved me into a miniskirt.
She is fat, I'm sorry that it is hard for you to accept.

[edit: drat, look at this skinny bitch. ]

I saw a couple episodes of Girls, and I was wondering what that was on her arm. Never got a clear look at it. I always thought she has some kind of blood vessel trauma or something. Never bothered to look up because I didn't care that much, and didn't even know the actresses name until this thread.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Holy Calamity! posted:

When have we ever heard Artie host, though? The one time he was with Brian Jones he didn't have much time to prepare and I love creepy dark Artie so I can't wait to hear how it plays out if he is in his own for the most part.

Seems to me Artie's never really tried to fully take the reigns. Also even if Nick was trying to steer the show at the behest of management he was terrible at it and it always made for terrible radio. Dude was a loving baby about it sometimes.

Yeah, Nick is like a parody or something, the way he runs around trumping white male rights and all that poo poo. His politics are horrible and he can't seem to understand his lack of talent keeps him out of hollywood's elite, not his stance on how stupid women and minorities are, but it doesn't help he thinks that.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

AxeManiac posted:

Yeah, Nick is like a parody or something, the way he runs around trumping white male rights and all that poo poo. His politics are horrible and he can't seem to understand his lack of talent keeps him out of hollywood's elite, not his stance on how stupid women and minorities are, but it doesn't help he thinks that.

Chris Rock flies him in for writing assignments; he's got a non-trivial amount of talent. But yeah, he's a huge, stupid rear end in a top hat politically.

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