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Arms and faces getting punched off in a splatter of gore is fine. Swearing is a no-no though.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Doom's sex life is nonexistent. While lesser mortals may be willing to settle for the vagaries of fleshly delight, Doom finds only pleasure in CONQUEST. He was fixated on Valeria (his old girlfriend before he went off to college, not Reed and Sue's kid). Doom is the gooniest supervillain.
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I had a comment on this, but in the time it took me to locate some content to go with it, the comment became superfluous. Still, I have content! In IDW's new My Little Pony comic, the changeling queen, Chrysalis, has returned and replaced most of the citizens of Ponyville with changelings. Twilight Sparkle and her friends discover this, defeat the changelings, and free the townsfolk, but three little fillies are still missing. Then Chrysalis calls Twilight up on a magic orb...  (The green tint is because the orb is glowing green and the fillies are stuck in a translucent cocoon.)
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Mister Roboto posted:What's with the censorship on the Glory pages? Is that how the book's actually printed? Because sometimes poo poo's just funnier when it's bleeped? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwVmgrhxe2M
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Those facial expressions are just wonderful. 
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FredMSloniker posted:I had a comment on this, but in the time it took me to locate some content to go with it, the comment became superfluous. I hate you so much right now.
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FredMSloniker posted:Still, I have content! In IDW's new My Little Pony comic, the changeling queen, Chrysalis, has returned and replaced most of the citizens of Ponyville with changelings. Twilight Sparkle and her friends discover this, defeat the changelings, and free the townsfolk, but three little fillies are still missing. Then Chrysalis calls Twilight up on a magic orb... Man, those are some annoyed and apathetic ponies. Rhyno posted:I hate you so much right now.
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FredMSloniker posted:I had a comment on this, but in the time it took me to locate some content to go with it, the comment became superfluous. Out—out are the lights—out all! And over each quivering form, The curtain, a funeral pall, Comes down with the rush of a storm, And the angels, all pallid and wan, Uprising, unveiling, affirm That the play is the tragedy "BSS," And its hero FredMSloniker.
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Rhyno posted:I hate you so much right now. Totally agree.
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Unless people are going to actually contribute to the thread nobody cares whether you think a panel is funny or not.
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For reals folks. Stop cursing the darkness and light a goddamn candle for once. Here's something from Peepo Choo vol 1 that made me laugh just from how unexpected it was. (right to left)      Reiko: not afraid to gently caress some poor dude up.
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You impertinent, lying, degenerate.
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Atmus posted:You impertinent, lying, degenerate. I guess "what?" is what I'm asking here.
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Mr Wind Up Bird posted:Uh...me? Or the comic? Or...what? He's literally quoting the comic that you posted.
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Silentman0 posted:He's literally quoting the comic that you posted.  I'm sorry Atmus.
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I'd heard good things abotu Peepo Choo and I wanted to get it but I was determined to get it from Borders because I wanted them to stay in business. None of them around me ever had the first volume. So I never got it. And now Borders is gone. But there's a library that has it. Good. Wouldn't want the people in circulation to think I'd switched to just reading weirdness on my iPad. Is that meant to be read right to left? It almost works either way.
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Yeah it's a manga style book so you're going to be reading it backwards. Just be warned that it's really not a book for everyone. It's incredibly mean spirited and cruel to the characters. It's also packed with some of the most horrific violence I've seen in a comic book outside a Crossed comic and loaded with lots and lots of sex too. But it also tells a story that will resonate with almost any kind of fan about the dangers of building something up in your mind and depending on that illusion to be the thing that makes you happy. The book's example is about how anime does this to some people with Japan but it could be about comic con or moving to New York to be an artist or anything really. It's actually really touching in it's weird, perverse way.
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Fables 85 featured Jack Horner's first encounter with his bastard son, Jack Frost. Being a bit of a sociopath, Jack Sr's approach is rather hilarious.
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Source unknown. Oh wow.
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I've finally gotten around to buying FF digitally, after hearing so many good things. I thought it was pretty drat amusing to see someone in the Marvel Universe really acknowledge that not only does "God" exist, there's a dozen of them. FF #1
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Flameingblack posted:I've finally gotten around to buying FF digitally, after hearing so many good things. I thought it was pretty drat amusing to see someone in the Marvel Universe really acknowledge that not only does "God" exist, there's a dozen of them. They once went to heaven and they met God and it was Jack Kirby. He also at one point was on the phone with his collaborator.
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I think that was more "respecting everyone's beliefs" than "counting down the extant dieties". Odin doesn't get a mention, for example.
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Go read Secret Invasion Incredible Hercules. Oh so the Skrulls are staunchly religious and that fuels their zealotry? Let's go fight their gods.
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I like the funny smirks from Reed and Sue, since they have actually met God and know he's a bit busy to really care about meal prayers...so the whole thing is really just going through the motions.
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Context: Joker is ranting to Robin about how much the Bat-family drags Batman down. Batman & Robin #15 It's a good thing Joker's so far gone for Death of the Family, or he'd be probably be pissed at the youth of America not getting his classic pop culture references.
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What's up with the Joker's face?
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Archie comics, source unknown.
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He cut off his face like a year ago, if I remember right. But then, I haven't touched any comics in like a year so I could be way off.
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Sockser posted:He cut off his face like a year ago, if I remember right. But then, I haven't touched any comics in like a year so I could be way off. Well, actually he got some other guy to cut it off but that's splitting hairs. Anyway, yeah, he's been faceless for a year or so now, but he's only just now resurfaced and he's running around with his face strapped to his head like a weird-rear end mask.
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I don't know if that's just a dumb attempt to be EXTREME or exactly like something Joker would do.
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DarkCrawler posted:I don't know if that's just a dumb attempt to be EXTREME or exactly like something Joker would do. It was a bad idea by a lovely writer (actually an artist with delusions of writing) that a good writer actually salvaged.
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Rhyno posted:It was a bad idea by a lovely writer (actually an artist with delusions of writing) that a good writer actually salvaged. And it happened in Moon Knight (sorta) years ago. So this time the 'ersatz batman' was actually out in front.
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X-Force is hunting down Age of Apocalypse Iceman at the behest of Age of Apocalypse Nightcrawler. Deadpool has a plan.   Uncanny X-Force #24
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Flameingblack posted:I've finally gotten around to buying FF digitally, after hearing so many good things. I thought it was pretty drat amusing to see someone in the Marvel Universe really acknowledge that not only does "God" exist, there's a dozen of them. I prefer the Futurama quote: We come before one fewer or more god.
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If you have a friend who's sworn off meat and eggs, check to see if they have only one, central nipple. Yep, they're a vegan. Official Handbook to the Marvel Universe (Deluxe Edition)
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Huh, I had no idea Prince Valiant came from outer space.
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Lobok posted:If you have a friend who's sworn off meat and eggs, check to see if they have only one, central nipple. Yep, they're a vegan. "Excuse me, Susan, I just have to check on something here..."
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Secret Avengers 34: Flash Thompson and Valkyrie were about to have sex when they suddenly got attacked by robots. Flash manages to stay conscious and can actually suit up quick thanks to his costume being a symbiote. Buuut things get weird when Black Widow shows up to help save the day. Imminent death is a less pressing matter than immediate awkwardness.
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Didn't Agent X fight the fetishist costume collector? I wouldn't mind him making a re-appearance. Be a bit weird in Secret Avengers though.
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