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homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best

Joementum posted:

Happy 100th birthday, you bastard. :toot:




:toot:

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Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth


In honor of the day, the PBS Nixon documetary on Netflix is pretty good, and everybody should read Nixonland by Rick Perlstein.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Joementum posted:

Happy 100th birthday, you bastard. :toot:



"Richard Nixon is gone now, and I am poorer for it. He was the real thing -- a political monster straight out of Grendel and a very dangerous enemy. He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. He lied to his friends and betrayed the trust of his family. Not even Gerald Ford, the unhappy ex-president who pardoned Nixon and kept him out of prison, was immune to the evil fallout. Ford, who believes strongly in Heaven and Hell, has told more than one of his celebrity golf partners that 'I know I will go to hell, because I pardoned Richard Nixon.'"

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
Can't mention Nixon without mentioning his TV guru and runner of Fox News Roger Ailes

"Rolling Stone Magazine posted:

Ailes found his calling in television. He proved to be a TV wunderkind, charting a meteoric rise from gofer to executive producer by the age of 25. Ailes had an uncanny feel for stagecraft and how to make conversational performances pop on live television. But it was behind the scenes at Mike Douglas in 1967 that Ailes met the man who would set him on his path as the greatest political operative of his generation: Richard Milhous Nixon. The former vice president – whose stilted and sweaty debate performance against John F. Kennedy had helped doom his presidential bid in 1960 – was on a media tour to rehabilitate his image. Waiting with Nixon in his office before the show, Ailes needled his powerful guest. "The camera doesn’t like you," he said. Nixon wasn’t pleased. "It’s a shame a man has to use gimmicks like television to get elected," he grumbled. "Television is not a gimmick," Ailes said. “And if you think it is, you’ll lose again."

The exchange was a defining moment for both men. Nixon became convinced that he had met a boy genius who could market him to the American public. Ailes had fallen hard for his first candidate. He soon abandoned his high-powered job producing Westinghouse’s biggest hit and signed on as Nixon’s "executive producer for television." For Ailes, the infatuation was personal – and it is telling that the man who got him into politics would prove to be one of he most paranoid and dirty campaigners in the history of American politics. "I don’t know anyone else around that I would have done it for," Ailes has said, "other than Nixon."

Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.
:toot: ing my own horn



Let's not forget that Nixon was closely advised by future 3rd positionist/nativist/fascist Pat Buchanan.

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
That ad has made every lazy SF author make alternate universe Nixon a used car salesman or low-level criminal like the famous libertarian toilet paper dispenser "The Probability Breach".



Come on, a criminal of his level deserves more!

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
Here's another famous Nixon supporter:


May his anti-semitic, shill rear end rot in hell forever. Amen.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
^And Another

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Also this guy.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



I hate to interrupt Nixonchat but I spent ages looking for this picture and just happened across it on my hard drive. I think it's authentic but I've had it forever so I can't remember where it came from.

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
Don't forget the politicking bastard who said Nixon was soft on defense and liked taxing people too much.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Deleuzionist posted:



I assume the last part is onomatopoeia for an orgasm.

"Oorah" is the thing that marines yell (so yes you are correct). Nobody is entirely sure where it comes from, but one theory is that it originated from the Turkish phrase "vur ha" which means "kill them all."

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Fluoride Jones posted:

Here's another famous Nixon supporter:


May his anti-semitic, shill rear end rot in hell forever. Amen.

He also made really bad music.



I always felt like I was obligated to like it but it was just not very good at all.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Rest assured, America, despite how heinous a person Richard Nixon was, he was the last liberal president and is un-electable by both parties today. :laugh:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Speaking of the ramones:

quote:

Police gather a group of detained Indonesian punks at a police school in Aceh Besar in Aceh province.

Sharia police are “morally rehabilitating” more than 60 young punk rock fans, saying the youths tarnish the province’s staunch Islamic image.
After being arrested at a punk rock concert in the provincial capital Banda Aceh Saturday night, 59 male and five female punk rock fans have been forced to have their hair cut, bathe in a lake, change clothes and pray.

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer



Man, that cat was something else. My grandmother, a Jewish Connecticut Yankee, still spits whenever Nixon's name is mentioned.


Also, this picture was posted in the thread a while ago, but i cant find it. It's a drawing a transgendered person looking at male and female bathroom doors and one has a sign that says "get yelled at," the other says "get beat up." GIS is no help either. Someone care to post it if you got it? It sums up the dilemma trans people face everyday perfectly.

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010


This is not a very good photo for Nixon Day, but I thought it was interesting.

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

Octatonic posted:


This is not a very good photo for Nixon Day, but I thought it was interesting.

So was this accused of being literally Hitler or literally Stalin?

Either Way:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom

Reminds me of this, which I found in the last.fm office.

Cosmic Web
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
Fun Shoe


The three Kurdish activists who were assassinated in Paris yesterday.

Skinny Bins
Jul 30, 2006

Eat lead, Olympic targets!

Joementum posted:

Also this guy.



Every time I see that bastard I remember this:



These are a few of the responses to an interview done by Anna Maria Tremonti on the CBC Radio program "The Current" back in 2003. The interview can be heard here.

She basically implies that he's liable for war crimes and he hangs up.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ


Skinny Bins posted:

She basically implies that he's liable for war crimes and he hangs up.

What an outrageous charge! :monocle:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Skinny Bins posted:

She basically implies that he's liable for war crimes and he hangs up.

Mr. Kissinger opposed - very vocally - the trial of Mr. Pinochet in Britain, and the presumed follow-up trial by Spanish prosecutors, on the grounds that introducing "universal jurisdiction" into international relations would result in a dictatorship of judges and a paralysis of sovereign political decision making. I like to imagine his mouth was covered in froth and his shirt soaked in cold sweat of panic as he was writing this self-serving, cowardly heroic refutation of even a possibility of international justice.

Quite frankly, I would be fine with a dictatorship of judges as long as none of them were Kissinger's pals.

Trench_Rat
Sep 19, 2006
Doing my duty for king and coutry since 86

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
Well there's only one picture that can follow up the Elvis one

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!


Obama is taking our guns away! Will you look at this N... Nazi! Yeah, Nazi is what he is, I wasn't about to call him something else that starts with N!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Amused to Death posted:

Well there's only one picture that can follow up the Elvis one



Johnny Cash always looked that craggy.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Amused to Death posted:

Well there's only one picture that can follow up the Elvis one



Well, there's still a dog to save your popular image.

Gozinbulx
Feb 19, 2004
What's bizzare is that some of Nixon's policies would be considered downright socialist by today's ridiculous standards.



Eugenio Rolando Martinez aka Musculito

One of the Watergate plumbers.

You can still find him every once in a while at Versailles, telling stories and flexing his muscles.

He once told me he had a secret word that he would say to get him out of the prison whenever he got caught.

Also the strongest old man I've ever met, triceps like a horse.

Troolari
Aug 15, 2012

21:25 matt | hi my name is troolari
21:25 matt | *cuts hair like villain from 5th element*

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005


Wolf just said "this surprise comes as no surprise." His glasses have no lenses.

Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...
I don't get the whole fake army thing. Dang.



I thought only Soviet marshalls wore that many medals. drat.

Does anyone know the story behind this lunatic?



THIS is how you do the army overload:

Effingham fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jan 10, 2013

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Junior G-man posted:

Well, there's still a dog to save your popular image.



I like to imagine that real Nixon was just like Futurama Nixon.

http://youtu.be/HvYm68dOQ4k

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

"November 2012 also marks the 36th consecutive November and 333rd consecutive month with global temperature higher than the long-term average. The last month with a below average temperature was February 1985, nearly 28 years ago."
http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/global/2012/11

December doesn't seem to be out yet. 333 months is 27 years, 9 months.

tastethehappy
Sep 11, 2008

What part of highly classified do you not understand?

Crasscrab posted:

I like to imagine that real Nixon was just like Futurama Nixon.

http://youtu.be/HvYm68dOQ4k

Riddled with phlebitis?


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/10/taft-high-school-shooting_n_2449261.html

Ridgewell
Apr 29, 2009

Ai tolja tahitta ferlip inbaul intada oh'l! Andatdohn meenis ferlip ineer oh'l!

Will it spoil me posted:

Also, this picture was posted in the thread a while ago, but i cant find it. It's a drawing a transgendered person looking at male and female bathroom doors and one has a sign that says "get yelled at," the other says "get beat up." GIS is no help either. Someone care to post it if you got it? It sums up the dilemma trans people face everyday perfectly.

Here you go (I think I got it from this thread):

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010




drat, this headline proved to be downright prophetic :smith:

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Effingham posted:

I don't get the whole fake army thing. Dang.

Does anyone know the story behind this lunatic?



No trusted source, but some more pictures. He showed up for a family members basic training graduation ceremony dressed like this and thought maybe nobody would catch on.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=24149

Has another pictures and some bonus screencaps from his facebook page.

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