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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:Well, yeah but when you're talking about unironic maid hijinks you're already dead Speaking of, why hasn't someone made some kind of Fist of the North Star or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure homebrew RPG. It's like the only anime based RPG you wouldn't have to be a horrible creeper to play, because it'd basically just be "DnD where EVERYONE is a monk/DnD where EVERYONE is a monk who wears high fashion".
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Well, they do have a Dragonball Z RPG. It's pretty well a turd, though.
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/capcom-street-fighter.php I'm still baffled that there was a Street Fighter RPG. And that it include cat-women.
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This is giving me deja vu... Was there something done on street fighter before? http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/capcom-street-fighter.php?page=4 I think what gets me about this is her foot, and only her foot, has motion lines. Well her hand has motion lines too but in the opposite plane. Her foot moved in a straight line at that man's face while her thigh and torso stayed planted. She's all double jointed I guess?
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They mention specifically that there are like 3 or 4 different street fighter RPGs. Not that the characters for street fighter are particularly deep or well rounded but aren't they the only reason anyone would want to have anything to do with street fighter? It's not like they inhabit a particularly lush world.
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Krinkle posted:This is giving me deja vu... Was there something done on street fighter before? The last character is a tiger girl named "Girl Tiger". I don't think much thought went into any of it.
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Krinkle posted:This is giving me deja vu... Was there something done on street fighter before? Yes: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-street-fighter.php http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/street-fighter-contenders.php
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Jan 5, 2013 10:08
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Boo on no Flumph in today's frontpage DND/Indie Rock update. It's clear that Steve was not consulted for this.
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Even with two dorkus' worth of knowledge, that quiz is really hard. At least now I know "Blink Dog" is available for my next band name.
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Was able to guess almost all the ones that were bands. Missed several of the monsters though. I am not as big a D&D dorkus than I am capable of spotting band names.
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I only got two correct. I don't think I trusted myself enough, plus Gulvoorg sounded enough like some lovely name some dudes would come up with and put on the internet.
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MykonosFan posted:I only got two correct. I don't think I trusted myself enough, plus Gulvoorg sounded enough like some lovely name some dudes would come up with and put on the internet. That is actually kind of amazing. If you'd just picked at random you'd have gotten 15. You're like reverse psychic or something.
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Jan 8, 2013 16:05
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Mind Flayers probably destroyed his brain with their terrible music.
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Cry Havoc posted:Mind Flayers probably destroyed his brain with their terrible music. Excuse me? I think you must be mistaken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0xjs4T_c0I
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Jan 9, 2013 09:07
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Um, my previous post still stands. Although now I am shoeless.
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Are these posts this week from some kind of new article? I'm looking my eyeballs off but I just can't see a new D&D WTF?I Love You! posted:Boo on no Flumph in today's frontpage DND/Indie Rock update. It's clear that Steve was not consulted for this. e: wait nevermind I get it? I don't see this article either but I at least get what I wasn't looking for...
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I realize it's a week late, but they're talking about this front page article: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/indie-band-dragons.php
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ponzicar posted:I realize it's a week late, but they're talking about this front page article: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/indie-band-dragons.php Welp, I'm officially a card-carrying member of both the "perfect score" club and the "white people praying for death" club, with the caveat that I refuse to believe there aren't like 500 bands called Goat
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/nightbane-palladium-siembieda.php Nightbane! Nightlords! Nightbirds! Nighttaurs! I would be pretty happy with an article made up entirely of randomly generated characters, just to see the insanity that would result.
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The entire Palladium catalog is a treasure trove of really awful editorial choices. I think my personal favorite example of crap book writing is Rifts: Manhunter. Conversely, I remember Rifts: Phase World being not super awful.
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Nightbane looks like a spectacular time and I would play the hell out of it if I had the slightest inkling that it were as badical as its conceit and art direction suggest.
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Anytime they do a Palladium game I feel like there should a contest to randomly generate some horror using the insane tables that Palladium relies on. Even figuring out what animal you'd be using the TMNT tables is a weird kind of fun (I think I was a mutant Hippo once, and then in the game I rolled a Pigeon!)
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quote:It is a giant toad's birthday. He will attack unless the party sings for him and gives him gifts. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/random-encounter-dnd.php
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I will never look at kobolds the same way again - nor shall they I.
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WTF, Dnd? posted:A wizard from a nearby wizard academy accidentally turns one of the party members into a featureless cube of gold. The party must decide whether to petition the academy's elders to turn their companion back or to divide him up and keep the gold. This is genius.
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The players are knocked over by a downed ley line. The exposure to wild magic gives everyone an extra gland. Have each player roll percentile and consult the Glands Tables in DM's Guide III to determine the gland. If they roll 00 allow them to have the triple prostate in the Legendary Glands section.
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That sounds like a zack one
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A sad day for orcs  All lines where fantastic but my favorite was probably the dwarf-made mechanical woman one, so beautifully worded.quote:The entire party gets girlfriends, only those girlfriends make all the stuff they used to enjoy weird and the girlfriends hang around all the time alienating the party's cool NPC friends. Steve, sweetie....
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The dwarf-made mechanical woman sounds like it's from Oglaf.
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I managed to get most of the orc ones (I can't tell if I've seen them all) in order, beginning with the burned down house, then going on to the battlefield full of dead orcs, then going on to the last orc ever, and finally to the last orc's ghost. I love how all the adventures hint at at least one other adventure to create some universe of supremely mundane adventures.
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The party is captured by a sasquatch and he makes them give him a bath. If it isn't a good bath he will be angry. Better pack some luffa.
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Kobolds are now infinitely more disturbing.
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quote:Find the toughest monster in the monster manual of your choice and make your party fight it. Win or lose, at the end, tell them it was a dream. One of my DMs did that once, in response to two players making ultra-optimized killing machines. It was exactly as dumb as it sounds.
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quote:Find the toughest monster in the monster manual of your choice and make your party fight it. Win or lose, at the end, tell them it was a dream.
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l33t b4c0n posted:I managed to get most of the orc ones (I can't tell if I've seen them all) in order, beginning with the burned down house, then going on to the battlefield full of dead orcs, then going on to the last orc ever, and finally to the last orc's ghost. I love how all the adventures hint at at least one other adventure to create some universe of supremely mundane adventures. you can view the source to see them all
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Ulvino posted:The players are knocked over by a downed ley line. The exposure to wild magic gives everyone an extra gland. Have each player roll percentile and consult the Glands Tables in DM's Guide III to determine the gland. If they roll 00 allow them to have the triple prostate in the Legendary Glands section. I thought they'd sworn they would never review FATAL.
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I really liked all the connected ones, particularly the ones about the giant toads. I also got a kick out of this one:quote:The party discovers a strange portal to a wondrous realm exactly like Star Wars with some names changed around. However, it is only after they pass through the cursed, one-way portal that they realize it is the prequel era and the only adventure they can have involves maneuvering in the galactic senate to gain the votes needed for trade sanctions.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I wanna know what killed all those unicorns and fairies. Probably Guts. I came in this thread hoping for a list of all the results, but now I also want to say that WTF,DnD is always a hilarious read. Thanks.
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/classic-dungeons-dragons.php Terrific installment. That old school art was 90% of the charm of those modules for me, unless block-text and tournament-style encounters possess a charm that escapes me. I saw a photo of Erol Otus once, and was profoundly disappointed that he looked like a normal human being and not, I don't know, some kind of cave-dwelling monster. He certainly taps into something "off" and vaguely atavistic. I bet he's fun at parties. edited to add: I'm disappointed the artists didn't go more nuts with Q1. Between the spiderweb bridge, the demons out the wazoo, and the bottom level with entire universes behind doorways, that module was deserving of its own pop-out art book (it didn't have one, right?). Otus could've made his masterpiece, presumably an underage-spider sexorium. ASMR Yodeling fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Feb 21, 2013 |
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