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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dogmaan posted:

I think I was depressed for weeks after the first time I watched threads.

A British friend of mine described it as the most high octane nightmare fuels he's ever seen.

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iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

mikerock posted:

It is a god damned shame that we weren't able to meet up on your trip south.

I think this every time you post pictures of the Black Special. Also I shot you an email.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

gfanikf posted:

A British friend of mine described it as the most high octane nightmare fuels he's ever seen.

Most British people I know cute this as the scariest thing from their childhood

http://youtu.be/P0GyRz_lOQA

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scratch Monkey posted:

Most British people I know cute this as the scariest thing from their childhood

http://youtu.be/P0GyRz_lOQA

I thought it would be the railroad one.

NosmoKing
Nov 12, 2004

I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them
Threads is a fine movie for scaring the crap out of people and for a reasonably accurate depiction of the hell on earth that would likely follow a major nuclear exchange. That being said I'm pretty fond of the movie Testament.

It's a story about a suburb of San Francisco during a nuclear attack. The suburb itself is not directly impacted by the exchange, but they have to deal with all of the consequences. No power, no food, no deliveries, no fuel, all that stuff. No communications, the one old guy with a ham radio trying to communicate with the outside world and get inspired reports of devastation everywhere else, and other fun stuff like that.

It's real heavy on the sad. Everyone slowly dies of radiation poisoning from fallout.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)
I saw Threads when it came out, and nothing on TV has ever depressed me as much as that film.

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

gfanikf posted:

I thought it would be the railroad one.

That railroad one is more poorly produced than Apaches. Also, I know Threads is worst than The Day After but calling The Day After cheerful is a bit of a stretch.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I have all those in my Netflix de-queue!

Halman
Feb 10, 2007

What's the...Rush?
There's an animated British film, When the Wind Blows, about an elderly couple in Sussex that manages to survive a nuclear exchange, it's pretty goddamned depressing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_the_Wind_Blows_(film)

Edit: The whole thing is up on Youtube if you feel life is too happy.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The lighter side of a Nuclear Apocalypse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtSj5_jELuQ

SAWING FOR TEENS!

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

priznat posted:

The lighter side of a Nuclear Apocalypse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtSj5_jELuQ

SAWING FOR TEENS!

That isn't the Quiz Broadcast.

Baconroll
Feb 6, 2009
The granddaddy of all of these was 'The War Game' which was a British docu-drama made in 1966 about a nuclear exchange. It was considered so upsetting that the BBC decided not to broadcast it and it sat on a shelf for 20 years before it was finally shown.

Available on youtube here,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrGg8PfkbZw

Skip to 26:20 for one of the most shocking bits (in my opinion) - armed police using their Webley revolvers doing mercy killings of the sick.

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Fun Shoe
I just watched When the Wind Blows and I can't figure out the paper bags at the end. Did I miss something?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Miso Beno posted:

I just watched When the Wind Blows and I can't figure out the paper bags at the end. Did I miss something?

It's one of those "duck and cover" things for :airquote:surviving:airquote: a nuclear attack; kind of like hiding under the stairs, or painting your windows white. It's completely useless, just like everything else, and I think it was supposed to be highlighting the futility of the whole thing.

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Fun Shoe

Memento1979 posted:

It's one of those "duck and cover" things for :airquote:surviving:airquote: a nuclear attack; kind of like hiding under the stairs, or painting your windows white. It's completely useless, just like everything else, and I think it was supposed to be highlighting the futility of the whole thing.

I ended up googling it and it looks like it was intended to be a field expedient wind breaker, but they kinda forgot the face hole. :v:

Painting your windows anti-flash white doesn't make any sense though.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

It's so your soon-to-be-corpse would be all ready wrapped for burial.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Miso Beno posted:


Painting your windows anti-flash white doesn't make any sense though.
It's to "reflect the flash". It makes no sense at all, and was possibly just mindless busy work to put the peons' minds at peace. Everyone with an ounce of education on the matter during the times of MAD knew that there was very little people could do to survive.

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Fun Shoe

Memento1979 posted:

It's to "reflect the flash". It makes no sense at all, and was possibly just mindless busy work to put the peons' minds at peace. Everyone with an ounce of education on the matter during the times of MAD knew that there was very little people could do to survive.

It just seems like having people focus on building fall out shelters would make more sense.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Halman posted:

There's an animated British film, When the Wind Blows, about an elderly couple in Sussex that manages to survive a nuclear exchange, it's pretty goddamned depressing.

It was actually made by the same guy who made the melancholic Christmas animated film The Snowman. No wonder it's such a downer.



Baconroll posted:

Skip to 26:20 for one of the most shocking bits (in my opinion) - armed police using their Webley revolvers doing mercy killings of the sick.

Bucket of wedding rings at 32:02 :smith:

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Miso Beno posted:

Painting your windows anti-flash white doesn't make any sense though.

I've posted this video a couple of times before, but it answers that question (and is just a really good watch to boot):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lun5UVZOG4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Ew9EAG4ss

Mick Jackson (the guy behind Threads) was involved in the production of this show as well...I like to think of it as the documentary to Threads' docu-drama. Anyway, the answer to your question can be found indirectly at around 5:50 in the first clip, and then directly at 2:45 and again at 3:25 in the second clip...and then also at 3:40.

So it's not so much that they are pointless on their own, because thermal pulse is an issue with nukes (there's a reason why nuclear strike aircraft were painted anti-flash white, and why even after they stopped being painted that color they still have anti-flash shades to be drawn over the canopy and/or windows), it's just that there isn't much of an area where thermal pulse is likely to be that strong of an issue on the ground where you won't be obliterated by the blast 15-30 seconds later.

e:

Miso Beno posted:

It just seems like having people focus on building fall out shelters would make more sense.

Film also addresses that...spoiler alert, that doesn't make much sense either, unless you're far enough removed from a strike that thermal pulse/blast aren't an issue (like maybe if you're fortunate enough for it to be a "limited" counterforce exchange that avoids major population centers that don't have military forces nearby).

e2: Realized I forgot to post part 3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0E8pNX9viE

iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Jan 14, 2013

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Fun Shoe
might as well go sun bathing instead, I guess.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Anyone remember By Dawn's Early Light?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf87gloRGb0

It's sort of like B-52 porn

edit: I was reminded of it by the part where they pull down their cockpit curtains

Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Jan 14, 2013

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
While we're on the subject of films about horrific nuclear annihilation, the Bradbury story "There Will Come Soft Rains," about a robot house which continues to care for its inhabitants long after they were incinerated, was made into a short film by a Soviet animation studio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfI69DC_jaw

Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN
I remember being disturbed by this book which if I recall was actually something we read for school.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
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Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

Scratch Monkey posted:

Anyone remember By Dawn's Early Light?

Was this the one that had an F16 follow the B52 at the end, until it ran out of fuel? That part always made me sad.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
"On the Beach" is one of the better known depressing nuclear holocaust books. A real "feel bad" tale.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Oxford Comma posted:

Was this the one that had an F16 follow the B52 at the end, until it ran out of fuel? That part always made me sad.

Yeah, but it was an F-18 I think. They had been launched from a carrier to shoot down the B-52 but their carrier got hit while they were in the air so they decided not to bother shooting the B-52 down.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LP97S posted:

That railroad one is more poorly produced than Apaches. Also, I know Threads is worst than The Day After but calling The Day After cheerful is a bit of a stretch.

Hmm I'll have to ask my wife is she ever heard of Apaches...hell she might have told me about it and I just forget. She loves watching crazy old British PSAs.

Oxford Comma posted:

Was this the one that had an F16 follow the B52 at the end, until it ran out of fuel? That part always made me sad.

Yes, it is. I even have the book it's based on (movie is far better), the Aircraft Carrier they were from got torpedoed. I always figured I was the only one who felt bad about that.

By Dawn's Early Light is interesting for not just becoming a On The Beach, Day After, etc. It's also filled with a really good cast.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Including Ralphie's dad as Secretary of Defense!

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scratch Monkey posted:

Including Ralphie's dad as Secretary of Defense!

Plus Rip Torn who wanted him to go on the Grand Tour!

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

gfanikf posted:

By Dawn's Early Light is interesting for not just becoming a On The Beach, Day After, etc. It's also filled with a really good cast.

James Earl Jones demands a cigarette without a filter, I remember. For its modest budget (I thought it was a TV movie) it was really excellent. In the end the B-52 tries to fly to Tahiti :(

On the subject of apocalypse movies, I gotta mention Fail Safe again.

On another note, could North Korea use its little party-favor nuclear bombs to EMP South Korea/Japan/the western USA?

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
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Well, they have to get them into the upper atmosphere, which is hard when they won't fit on your missiles.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

wdarkk posted:

Well, they have to get them into the upper atmosphere, which is hard when they won't fit on your missiles.

And considering that they are one of the few countries who have apparently managed to fail a nuclear test...I wouldn't worry too much about the chances that they will actually work. Right now, they are bombs in being.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

wdarkk posted:

Well, they have to get them into the upper atmosphere, which is hard when they won't fit on your missiles.

Also the missiles have to be able to reliably get into the upper atmosphere...which given their ..."mixed"...track record, combined with the limited number of nukes, would make that a rather dicey proposition.

Furthermore the longest range missile they have is the TD-2 (which they have yet to successfully launch), and it can only reach western AK and maybe Hawaii. So yes they could EMP the ROK and/or Japan pretty easily (provided they figure out how to weaponize the warhead and come up with a missile that can loft it reliably into the upper atmosphere) but they'd need a longer range missile to really do much of anything to the western US.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

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iyaayas01 posted:

Also the missiles have to be able to reliably get into the upper atmosphere...which given their ..."mixed"...track record, combined with the limited number of nukes, would make that a rather dicey proposition.

Furthermore the longest range missile they have is the TD-2 (which they have yet to successfully launch), and it can only reach western AK and maybe Hawaii. So yes they could EMP the ROK and/or Japan pretty easily (provided they figure out how to weaponize the warhead and come up with a missile that can loft it reliably into the upper atmosphere) but they'd need a longer range missile to really do much of anything to the western US.
They successfully launched a taepo dong 2 in December, and do appear to have put it into orbit, even though the satellite itself appears to have failed.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/12/18/astronomers-say-apparently-malfunctioning-north-korea-satellite-could-orbit/

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I was under the impression that the NK nukes were really big and heavy and even their TD-2 wouldn't stand a chance lifting them?

Something about them being potentially used as gigantic land mines in case of invasion from the south.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

grover posted:

They successfully launched a taepo dong 2 in December, and do appear to have put it into orbit, even though the satellite itself appears to have failed.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/12/18/astronomers-say-apparently-malfunctioning-north-korea-satellite-could-orbit/

Whoops, I knew that. Point still stands about the TD-2's range limitations, though.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Saying the DPRK could no way no how launch a nuke may be going too far, but when you combine their nuclear bomb reliability with dicey miniaturization and their not-so-stellar missile reliability, it becomes way less than a sure thing that they can slap a nuke on a missile and count on it to work.

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.
If you'd like to be depressed for a week read On The Beach.

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Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

Miso Beno posted:

might as well go sun bathing instead, I guess.

When I was a lad, I curled up with a paperback copy of Radiation Safety in Shelters. I read it with mounting disbelief at its relentless optimism about the survivability of significant fallout.

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