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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER


:haw:

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Messi sent this to Muller

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

El Hefe posted:

Messi sent this to Muller



yeah I bet he didn't send one to the zambian dude, huh

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

El Hefe posted:

Messi sent this to Muller



Do we know what's written on it?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

T. Mascis posted:

Do we know what's written on it?

"For Gerd Müller. My respect and my admiration. A hug."

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

T. Mascis posted:

Do we know what's written on it?

"for gerd muller, with my respect and admiration. a hug. leo"

Also "Dunban can eat a dick"

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003

T. Mascis posted:

Do we know what's written on it?

It's probably just an analysis of how Muller could've been better.

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014

T. Mascis posted:

Do we know what's written on it?

A detailed comparison of the railways and train timetables of Argentina and Spain and a SWOT analysis of their transit systems.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
What i would pay to see an exhibition match with pro's doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIl45f6i1PU

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

This reminds me of all those Liverpool training photos from the hodgson era where they just seemed to be constantly loving about with those big exercise balls

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

My club coach would get loving livid when we sat like this.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
That and kicking the ball with your toe.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

tbp posted:

My club coach would get loving livid when we sat like this.

"do you want to pay for new balls? No? Then stand the gently caress up"

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Courtesy of reddit

Japanese. Binocular. Soccer

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

TraderStav posted:

Japanese. Binocular. Soccer

and in useful video form:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWqpWdRJzQ4
also starring a young Takeshi Kitano

mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!

Crunkjuice posted:

What i would pay to see an exhibition match with pro's doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIl45f6i1PU

The one where they shock the players is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuKva8GUwBk

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

rear end cobra posted:

That and kicking the ball with your toe.

Kicking the ball with your toe is an underappreciated art and aspect of the game :colbert:

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Kicking the ball with your toe is an underappreciated art and aspect of the game :colbert:

yeah like when we were kids and people just toed penalties into the net and the goalie threw a hissy fit and sometimes cried

Scienide
Sep 29, 2006

Gunplay...

the sex ghost posted:

This reminds me of all those Liverpool training photos from the hodgson era where they just seemed to be constantly loving about with those big exercise balls

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Are there tassels on his boots? What the

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Not sure what we're meant to be noticing, but that was a pretty stupid idea, he should probably expect a police fine in the post shortly for tweeting and driving.

phnuggle
Sep 21, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Pretty sure he's not in the front seat.

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.


Lawro?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Yeah that's the back seat.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
OK, i'm just an idiot, carry on.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Not sure what we're meant to be noticing, but that was a pretty stupid idea, he should probably expect a police fine in the post shortly for tweeting and driving.



is it that he doesn't have his car heater on?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

phnuggle posted:

Pretty sure he's not in the front seat.

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

Yeah that's the back seat.

Sunroofs are usually found above the drivers seat, not the backseat.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Maybe he has pulled over and parked and turned off the ignition and taken the keys out of the ignition. Did you ever think of that?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Sunroofs are usually found above the drivers seat, not the backseat.

Panoramic sunroofs m8.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Parity warning posted:

Maybe he has pulled over and parked and turned off the ignition and taken the keys out of the ignition. Did you ever think of that?

Maybe he is in a country that is not insane and thus rides pillion.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
He's sat in the front his seat belt is clearly coming from a pillar and there's a decent sized window behind him on his right.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Footballers are phenomenally loving stupid.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Ninpo posted:

He's sat in the front his seat belt is clearly coming from a pillar and there's a decent sized window behind him on his right.

Like on any big fancy 4x4.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Poor badgers

Ordal
Apr 13, 2004

Ninpo posted:

He's sat in the front his seat belt is clearly coming from a pillar and there's a decent sized window behind him on his right.

The window in the back is where the trunk space is in a larger vehicle which is what it looks like he's in. There is usually a window or something there on both sides which makes it look less like a rape vehicle. Also, I've never seen a car with a movable OS handle on the driver's side before and there's definitely one in front of his head to his right.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Ordal posted:

The window in the back is where the trunk space is in a larger vehicle which is what it looks like he's in. There is usually a window or something there on both sides which makes it look less like a rape vehicle. Also, I've never seen a car with a movable OS handle on the driver's side before and there's definitely one in front of his head to his right.

There's one in my current car and my previous car on the driver's side.

That said, if it's a 4x4 I stand corrected he could well be in the back.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ninpo posted:

There's one in my current car and my previous car on the driver's side.

That said, if it's a 4x4 I stand corrected he could well be in the back.

Of course it's a 4x4, a footballer isn't going to take his Bentley Continental GT out in the snow.

All footballers have a Bentley and a Range Rover, everyone knows that.

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Lot 49
Dec 7, 2007

I'll do anything
For my sweet sixteen
Why would someone find it notable they can tweet while driving if they weren't the actual driver.

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