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Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

ur fukt m8
Shane Warne's status as hypercunt of galactic proportions will go down in history

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
His obituary will announce the death of "Shane Warne, noted oval office and occasional cricketer".

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

He should work for Ferrari

vvv
Agreed

MrL_JaKiri fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jan 16, 2013

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

smart captaincy imo

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:

Haha, that's awesome.

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles
Over rates? Overrated.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Where's Vettori?

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
So Henriques is in the side. Is Australia going to play every single bits-and-pieces allrounder this summer? Better than Smith at least. Hopes will probably be back soon.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I still don't get the hype around Warner, he just strikes me as a poor man's Sehwag.

fuckpot
May 20, 2007

Lurking beneath the water
The future Immortal awaits

Team Anasta
That catch was not out the same way the Gibbs catch was not out in the 99 World Cup.

fuckpot fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jan 18, 2013

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Cocksmith posted:

I still don't get the hype around Warner, he just strikes me as a poor man's Sehwag.

That might be the meanest thing that anyone has ever posted in this thread.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Cocksmith posted:

I still don't get the hype around Warner, he just strikes me as a poor man's Sehwag.

He is a terrible odi batsman. Is a better test and t20 player.

Can't really fault his test start. Statistically he's the best batsman Australia has in the top 3 which doesn't say everything but says something.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009

Burn Down Canberra posted:

He is a terrible odi batsman. Is a better test and t20 player.

Can't really fault his test start. Statistically he's the best batsman Australia has in the top 3 which doesn't say everything but says something.

I fault him for that run out that made Cowan look like an idiot. If you call "1" you don't then run for a second unless it's really easy.

edit: can we have the b team back

Centusin fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jan 18, 2013

Webcormac McCarthy
Nov 26, 2007
Oh boy

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

lol

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Good leave Georgie.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
Lolstralia

Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard
Game will be over before I get home from work. Pathetic.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
are you loving kidding me

Pig in the City
Oct 7, 2007

That'll do, pig. That'll do.
This is a low scoring T20.


e: gently caress this gay earth

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
When the ball is swinging in a lot, you probably shouldn't leave a big gap between bat and pad

Tony Inchpractice
Aug 30, 2011
And now...we are hosed.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
What's the lowest odi score ever?

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
prove your worth with a hundred please Johnson

TobyObi
Mar 7, 2005
Ain't nobody Obi like Toby ;)
So what price did Tom Waterhouse have Sri Lanka at about an hour ago?

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
Mozzy will save the day!

Oops.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009

Cocksmith posted:

What's the lowest odi score ever?

35 by Zimbabwe against Sri Lanka

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Holy poo poo, so many wickets in so little time. Good to see us mastering swing before the ashes :gonk:

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
I want the others to hurry up and get out now, I'm all aboard this trainwreck.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Apparently Aus's lowest ever ODI score is 70 - I reckon that's under serious threat today!

PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008
The much hyped A Team showing their worth.

Pig in the City
Oct 7, 2007

That'll do, pig. That'll do.
To be fair, after they pass 7 runs batsmen tend to slash away a bit.

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall
This is what australian fans have to look forward to over the next year or so, god dammit

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
Good times.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE



This is a beautiful car crash.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Drop everybody.

Cloud the Cat
Apr 21, 2010

hahaha so much for the return of 'The Big 3'

Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard
No one has even made double figures and it doesn't look like that will happen either.

Got this from cricinfo...

"Countries which have never been in a worse situation than 8/38 include Scotland, USA, Bangladesh, Kenya, Bermuda, Afghanistan and Ireland."

PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-sri-lanka-2012/engine/current/match/573016.html

Look at that loving scorecard. Look at it.

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baked
Apr 1, 2005

i took a little nap where the roots all twist; squished a rotten peach in my fist.
This is glorious.

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