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E: /\/\/\  YOU CAN'T PULL IN HEAD FIRST LIKE THAT! /\/\/\Hank Morgan posted:I know you know, but you don't know what I know. Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
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Jan 18, 2013 02:30
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I thought they wore gloves and little helmets, like American Gladiators!
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Jan 18, 2013 06:12
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No Kramer, Little Jerry could get hurt.
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Jan 18, 2013 07:35
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Jerry, it's 3 a.m. and I'm at a cock fight. What am I clinging to?
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Jan 18, 2013 07:56
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These are not scraps. These are historic remains of a once great society of hair.
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Jan 18, 2013 10:51
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That van's a-rockin! Don't go a-knockin 
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Jan 18, 2013 11:46
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My name is Edgar.
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Jan 18, 2013 13:10
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Instead of Salmon, he went with Bass! He just substituted one fish for another!
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Jan 18, 2013 13:18
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Adjacent to refuse, is refuse.
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Jan 18, 2013 14:14
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its not a lie if you believe it.
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Jan 18, 2013 16:23
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Boy, you sure can talk a lot of trash. I guess that's better than eating it.
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Jan 18, 2013 16:23
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potee posted:Instead of Salmon, he went with Bass! He just substituted one fish for another! You know, chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna. Salmon is the opposite of tuna, 'cause salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it.
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Jan 18, 2013 20:41
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Red posted:All right, Supreme Allah, all right. I'm sorry. That bird flew right into your head...like it couldn't avoid it. Never seen that before.
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Jan 18, 2013 20:41
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DrBouvenstein posted:That bird flew right into your head...like it couldn't avoid it. WE HAD A DEAL!
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Jan 18, 2013 20:45
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Oh, yeah, sure, and now I'm gonna be stuck here. But you knew the way to go! You went to college!
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Jan 18, 2013 21:21
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Natalya Fartz posted:WE HAD A DEAL! WE HAD A PACT!
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Jan 18, 2013 21:39
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T. Mascis posted:WE HAD A PACT! ..You put your hand out, so I shook it.
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Jan 18, 2013 22:08
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Billy Zane posted:You know, chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna. Salmon is the opposite of tuna, 'cause salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it. Good for the tuna. 
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Jan 19, 2013 01:07
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complicated shoes posted:Good for the tuna.  You're not supposed to get up during the food service!
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Jan 19, 2013 05:17
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Hewwo and welcome to Movie Phone. Brought to you by the New York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters this Friday ... Kevin Bacon, Susan Sarandon -- “You've got to get me over that mountain!” “Now” "BANG BANG" “AHHHHHHHHHH” There is no place higher than ... Mountain High.
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Jan 19, 2013 05:24
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Who got the final Death Blow? Because I thought that Hawaiian guy had it coming to him!
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Jan 19, 2013 05:29
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When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether!
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Jan 19, 2013 05:43
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Who was Pippi Longstocking? Did she have anything to do with Hitler?
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I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.
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Jan 19, 2013 15:32
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So you never saw Last Tango in Paris? Too bad, it was erotic.
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Jan 19, 2013 19:57
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Capt. Sticl posted:So you never saw Last Tango in Paris? Too bad, it was erotic. Rochelle Rochelle. A young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsc.
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Jan 19, 2013 20:34
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That old woman... she's just a liar, right?
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Jan 19, 2013 21:22
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Well then she's just a liar, Isn't she?
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Jan 19, 2013 21:30
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Hank Morgan posted:Rochelle Rochelle. A young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsc. When the naysayers nay, you pick up the pace and say "nothing's gonna stop me, so get out of my face!" I'm having adventures all over the place, Rochelle Rochelle! 
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Jan 19, 2013 21:42
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GET OUT OF MY CAB! Some day I will compile a list of all the times a character got kicked out of a car.
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Jan 19, 2013 22:04
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Oh look, it's Gregory Peck's bicycle! And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!
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Jan 19, 2013 22:16
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potee posted:That old woman... she's just a liar, right? And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.
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Coffee And Pie posted:When the naysayers nay, you pick up the pace and say "nothing's gonna stop me, so get out of my face!" I'm having adventures all over the place, Rochelle Rochelle! you... are so freaking talented!!
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Jan 20, 2013 01:32
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You know what's funny to me? THAT diploma on the wall. That is my idea of C-O-M-E-D-Y.
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Jan 20, 2013 02:13
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safety dan posted:you... are so freaking talented!! I saw that Beaches last night on cable. Wind Beneath My Wings, huh? Gimme a break.
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Jan 20, 2013 02:14
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Jan 20, 2013 07:29
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Are you telling me YOU couldn't paint this?
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Jan 20, 2013 07:51
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Jon Favreau as Eric the Clown... what kind of name is that for a clown!
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