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ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

InternetJunky posted:

Find me a brush that makes you look like this


guidoanselmi posted:

helmacron posts

which is it? im sure its not as painful as reading pentaxforums.
Agreed on both counts.
The only part of Pentaxforums worth reading is the marketplace and the reviews. But stick to the less wordy reviews, the long ones tend to be gushy.

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SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


ExecuDork posted:

The only part of Pentaxforums worth reading is the marketplace and the reviews. But stick to the less wordy reviews, the long ones tend to be gushy.

Good thing I never got tremendously high and made a Fifty Hitler Post on their forums... yep, that never happened.

EDIT: Upon further examination of the saved PDF, in no way was it actually a 196-Hitler Post.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
Soundmonkey, at the risk of MOD SASS:

It's the middle of the night (in North America) and you're telling maudlin stories about hijinks at other forums and begging for major threads to get rebooted.

You're drunk, go to bed. But do something nice for Shortbus, first.

EDIT: LET THE LIQUOR DO THE MODDING

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


ExecuDork posted:

Soundmonkey, at the risk of MOD SASS:

It's the middle of the night (in North America) and you're telling maudlin stories about hijinks at other forums and begging for major threads to get rebooted.

You're drunk, go to bed. But do something nice for Shortbus, first.

EDIT: LET THE LIQUOR DO THE MODDING

Actually no, I'm just sort of trying to reboot old megathreads in general. Thank you for your kind concern though :v:

Annie Chickenstalker
Oct 12, 2005

Of course you dont know, YOU dont know because only I know


Grimey Drawer

InternetJunky posted:

Find me a brush that makes you look like this


This device is used to capture distant planets. Not capture pictures of planets, mind you, but actually capture them.

RangerScum
Apr 6, 2006

lol hey there buddy

Oh. My. Zeus. posted:

This device is used to capture distant planets. Not capture pictures of planets, mind you, but actually capture them.

Nah it's just a telephoto lens.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

This is a pretty interesting thing:

http://www.eoshd.com/content/9467/aps-c-and-super-35mm-just-went-full-frame-metabones-speed-booster

http://www.eoshd.com/content/9467/aps-c-and-super-35mm-just-went-full-frame-metabones-speed-booster posted:

Crop factors are a thing of the past.
...
The glass in the new Metabones EOS/E-mount Speed Booster adapter is an optical reducer. This glass is already common on some astro-telescope camera adapters to shrink the telescope’s image to fit a digital camera body.

The side affect of this is that it is actually brighter, like in the way a projection beam gets brighter as you move the projection lens closer to the wall. The image gets smaller and more concentrated.

It's an adapter for NEX E-mount cameras that lets it not only use Canon EF (full frame) lenses, but inserts a lens in between the mount and the sensor to shrink the projected image down to something that fits onto the crop sensor in the back of the body. The result is that there is no crop, and you get the full-frame image, albiet with some loss of quality and fidelity as the image is shrunk down and sent through another layer of glass.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

There's been discussion about it for the past few days in the gear thread:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3491423&pagenumber=23#post411497704

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Ah, the one thread in dorkroom I don't have bookmarked. Fixed that now, thanks.

Clown
Mar 4, 2004
Rent this space!
Woop. I'm going up the London Shard on Saturday :D
No tripods allowed though :(

Beastruction
Feb 16, 2005

Oh. My. Zeus. posted:

This device is used to capture distant planets. Not capture pictures of planets, mind you, but actually capture them.

Leica's new Unicron line.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

Beastruction posted:

Leica's new Unicron line.

Excuse me while I go put Transformers: The Movie soundtrack on repeat and jam out to some sweet rear end 80's tunes.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

8th-samurai posted:

Excuse me while I go put Transformers: The Movie soundtrack on repeat and jam out to some sweet rear end 80's tunes.

You got the touch
You got the power

Whitezombi fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Jan 16, 2013

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!
I'm trying to find a photographer and I am having no luck.

He did landscapes of farms and such in Illinois. Some of his prints were just a couple of inches high and a few feet long. I may be mixing up a couple of people but I swear it's one guy. I think I remember seeing something about him on PBS many years ago.

Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005

Oscar Bailey?

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Clayton Bigsby posted:

Oscar Bailey?

No. It's driving me crazy. :(

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012
What more do you need?

NSFW, maybe

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



From Clayton Cubitt's twitter:

quote:

Three step guide to photography: 01: be interesting. 02: find interesting people. 03: find interesting places. Nothing about cameras.

I have to say I do agree with 2 and 3, even though I've seen some boring (to me) shots being overly praised. Step 1 I'm iffy about - if you as a photographer can create interesting photos, that does not equate you being interesting. It also doesn't mean you're not interesting. I just don't agree with that being a necessary trait to have if you are to succeed as a photographer.

I think step 1 should be show only the good photos (a few people on his twitter suggested that), provided you're a good editor.

From this blog: Photographs on the brain

East Lake
Sep 13, 2007

Don't think any of those are necessary, but they help I guess.

01: Be Smart 02: Read Interesting Investment Books 03: Find companies with adequate earnings reports. Don't speculate.

Now you know my secret. Go out and get that money! :pseudo:

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Santa is strapped posted:

I just don't agree with that being a necessary trait to have if you are to succeed as a photographer.

That's just something boring people say.

Also he's not saying people need these things to be successful photographers, he's saying if you possess/do them you will be a successful photographer.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
I know plenty of interesting people that are poo poo photographers.

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine
William Stafford (as quoted by Robert Adams): "Smart is okay, lucky is better."

I would say a much more important thing for a photographer than being interesting (though it is certainly related), is to be interested.

spf3million
Sep 27, 2007

hit 'em with the rhythm
Do you guys know the name of the photographer who has a gallery called something like People and Places? One specific photo I'm thinking of is a little kid with a balloon chasing someone around a big boulder on the beach and all you see of the other person is their balloon. Pretty vague, I know

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



mr. mephistopheles posted:

That's just something boring people say.

Also he's not saying people need these things to be successful photographers, he's saying if you possess/do them you will be a successful photographer.

Not true at all. I've seen a lot of interviews with photographers whose work I like, but they do not seem interesting at all. In my post I didn't say that the opposite is true, I just said I don't agree because I, like others here have said, have seen interesting people produce poo poo work and not interesting people produce amazing work. And vice versa.


Saint Fu posted:

Do you guys know the name of the photographer who has a gallery called something like People and Places? One specific photo I'm thinking of is a little kid with a balloon chasing someone around a big boulder on the beach and all you see of the other person is their balloon. Pretty vague, I know

I know the photos you're referring to, but can't remember the name. I do know they were posted in the Awesome Photos thread, check there a few pages back.

CarrotFlowers
Dec 17, 2010

Blerg.
I know commercial photography doesn't typically fall into the category of "good photographers" for a lot of people, but for the past little while I've been following a wedding photographer whose work I love without knowing anything about her. She was recently on TV and I was blown away by how unhappy, boring and just miserable she came across. I couldn't believe that someone who could produce these lovely, romantic wedding shots couldn't even produce a smile once the whole show.

spf3million
Sep 27, 2007

hit 'em with the rhythm

Santa is strapped posted:

I know the photos you're referring to, but can't remember the name. I do know they were posted in the Awesome Photos thread, check there a few pages back.
Good call

e: Bingo

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

^^^ drat, I love the use of color. Thanks for linking it here.

Santa is strapped posted:

Not true at all. I've seen a lot of interviews with photographers whose work I like, but they do not seem interesting at all. In my post I didn't say that the opposite is true, I just said I don't agree because I, like others here have said, have seen interesting people produce poo poo work and not interesting people produce amazing work. And vice versa.

Again, he was not saying you have to be an interesting person to be a successful photographer, he was just saying if you are an interesting person and you find interesting people and you find interesting locations, you will be successful. It is not an all-inclusive or exclusive list of the qualities that make a successful photographer, it's just one possible configuration of qualities that lead to that result. The only way you disagree is if you think it's possible to do all of those things and still fail as a photographer. Uninteresting people being successful has nothing to do with what he said and does nothing to disprove it.

Everyone should take an analytic reasoning class/read a book about it at some point in their life. poo poo is interesting.

I personally think the most vital aspects of success in any field of art is your ability to at least appear confident in your work and self-promote. I've seen amazing artists who couldn't make any money off of it because they were always down on their work and afraid to show it off to anyone. I've seen lots and lots of lovely artists who were in love with themselves manage to make a living out of art because they couldn't shut the gently caress up about how amazing they were and other people bought into it. Photography is especially bad because all it takes to impress most people is a big expensive looking camera and photos that look technically better than standard P&S shots, even if they're still technically terrible.

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



That's a good way to put it.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
:nws: for 60s boobs Cool collection of 60s snapshots of hippies

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.
That second to last picture, I actually wouldn't be surprised if that picture was actually shot recently

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Man, our generation is a bunch of pussies. :colbert:

The extent of our protest is ranting on internet forums.

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

I dunno, I'd say forming literal shield walls against riot police like they did a year ago in Oakland takes more balls than getting naked and doing drugs at a rock concert.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Spime Wrangler posted:

I dunno, I'd say forming literal shield walls against riot police like they did a year ago in Oakland takes more balls than getting naked and doing drugs at a rock concert.

You've never had bad acid.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Once upon a time, I went to Mazatlan and took a photo of a man with no legs.


DSC07208 by Kelly_Davis, on Flickr

Now, by once upon a time, I mean three years ago. And yet, it (and the color version) remains one of the most popular photos on my Flickr, and it kind of creeps me out. Once in awhile, I'll notice a spike in my Flickr referral log. I'll get excited, thinking someone noticed and liked my work - only to see it's the amputee photo. I'll follow the referral links to find it's been added to amputee galleries. Someone is getting off to my photo of a man with no legs, and it's weird to me.

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



If you want spikes in your view count, post a photo to reddit. Post it in the /r/itookapicture subreddit and watch your count go into the 500s easily.

You should post this photo there actually.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
My photos with the highest views - a few passed the 1000 mark not long ago - were posted to PentaxForums, and consistently attract half-a-dozen views each per week, despite being more than 2 years old. The subject matter in that set is a few photos from the golden hour near a lake and dam in central Saskatchewan, in autumn, plus a couple of roses from my mom's garden from around the same time.

The only creepy view spikes I've gotten were from a few pictures of highschool cheerleaders I took at the Royal Hobart Show last October - the team from a local high school had done well in some regional competitions and had been invited to perform at the Show before heading to an international competition. I think their average age was about 17; a few of the photos of a girl in mid-air, action shots I was mildly proud of for not completely blowing the focus, ended up getting favourited by a couple of Flickrites without their own photos, just large collections of favourites, consisting entirely of nudes.

It's the internet, just find the annonymous regular free porn like the rest of us.

dakana
Aug 28, 2006
So I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch and headed for California.
When I first started taking photos I was in high school, so I took photos during rehearsal of the musical I was in. Suuuuuuper creeped out by the foot and dance fetish users that favorited them.

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads
A friend of mine had to change the title of one his Flickr photos, he had inadvertently named it very similarly to a creepy anime based stalking game. He was getting around 50 hits a day from google referrals, it was tilted along the lines of "there she goes" or something like that.

psylent
Nov 29, 2000

Pillbug

Santa is strapped posted:

If you want spikes in your view count, post a photo to reddit. Post it in the /r/itookapicture subreddit and watch your count go into the 500s easily.
My current most viewed (around 9.5K) is a photo of me and the dude from the Arcade Fire. Not sure why it's viewed so much, but a lot of people seem to find it while trying to figure out how tall he is.

I'm going to post this one to reddit and see if the views spike. It is currently sitting on 2 at 1:10pm on Jan 22.

edit: 246 views @ 3:50pm on Jan 22
edit: 1498 views @ 1:10pm on Jan 25

psylent fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Jan 25, 2013

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SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


psylent posted:

My current most viewed (around 9.5K) is a photo of me and the dude from the Arcade Fire. Not sure why it's viewed so much, but a lot of people seem to find it while trying to figure out how tall he is.

I'm going to post this one to reddit and see if the views spike. It is currently sitting on 2 at 1:10pm on Jan 22.



I'm gonna sit here and wait for reasons why that isn't your photo contest entry (unless it's an old photo or something).

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