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Starring John Merrick as George Costanza.
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Jan 20, 2013 16:32
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This is great, simply because it's almost like an in-show interpretation of the event. "Escape of the short, stocky, slow-witted bald man, featuring Eric the Clown." But this... This looks like one of those Ghanaian movie posters. Elaine wants to eat my soul.
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Jan 20, 2013 16:37
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Starring Joe Piscopo as Jerry Seinfeld.
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Jan 20, 2013 18:10
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Kramer looks like a pre-op transsexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Jan 20, 2013 19:03
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I read. 
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Jan 20, 2013 20:01
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I'd totally buy that. Inspired by seeing Puddy on Fox's pregame., "You got a question? Just ask the 8-ball!"
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Jan 20, 2013 20:53
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JERRY, THE JAPANESE GUYS HAD SAKE IN THE HOTTUB, YOU GOTTA GET 'EM OUT OF THE CUPBOARDS AND DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR I DON'T HAVE A FOCUS GROUP TO SELL THE PILOT TO JAPANESE TV
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Jan 20, 2013 21:02
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Coffee And Pie posted:Are you telling me YOU couldn't paint this? You want me to paint you something? I'll paint you something!
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Jan 20, 2013 21:02
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Chexoid posted:JERRY, THE JAPANESE GUYS HAD SAKE IN THE HOTTUB, YOU GOTTA GET 'EM OUT OF THE CUPBOARDS AND DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR I DON'T HAVE A FOCUS GROUP TO SELL THE PILOT TO JAPANESE TV Uncle Leo? 
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Jan 20, 2013 21:13
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JERRY!! *whacks phone repeatedly*
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Jan 20, 2013 21:23
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Uncle Leo? Oh, that's nice... 
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Jan 21, 2013 04:07
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Pierce and Pierce posted:I read. Books, Pierce and Pierce.
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Jan 21, 2013 04:28
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neoboman posted:Books, Pierce and Pierce. Oh... Big deal!
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Jan 21, 2013 05:10
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It's in my book - Astonishing Tales of the Sea.
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Jan 21, 2013 05:24
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"You stole my clock?!?!" George: "That's the last time I go to that delicatessen!
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Jan 21, 2013 05:35
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"Was there any...nostril penetration?"
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Jan 21, 2013 07:30
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Iowa Snow King posted:"Was there any...nostril penetration?" Yes! Yes, I heard the squink!
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Jan 21, 2013 07:51
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T. Mascis posted:Yes! Yes, I heard the squink! Followed by a mysterious...'glonk.'
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Jan 21, 2013 09:23
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Iowa Snow King posted:"Was there any...nostril penetration?" There may have been some incidental penetration. But from her angle she was in no position to make the call!
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Jan 21, 2013 14:38
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You have really lost a lot of hair.
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Jan 22, 2013 15:52
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CAN'TSTANDYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jan 22, 2013 16:00
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T. Mascis posted:Yes! Yes, I heard the squink! Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan?
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Jan 22, 2013 16:03
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haljordan posted:Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan? Well, we were expecting about 200 people. 
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Jan 22, 2013 16:30
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haljordan posted:Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan? "So you broke the news to Mr. Costanza? Could you tell the court, please, what his reaction was?" "I would describe it as restrained jubilation."
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Jan 22, 2013 16:31
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:"So you broke the news to Mr. Costanza? Could you tell the court, please, what his reaction was?" Poor Lily...
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Jan 22, 2013 16:38
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This is almost like you're glad to be handicapped.
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Jan 22, 2013 17:52
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Now, swing them...swing...swing them, just swing them...
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Jan 22, 2013 18:01
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I'm at work watching the phone ring and ring and ring and this is all I can think about : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1l4JaX19vc
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Jan 22, 2013 22:07
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You are so good looking.
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Jan 22, 2013 22:18
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Where is this from because I want to spend all my money on it.
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Jan 23, 2013 00:55
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haljordan posted:Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan? Oh yeah I just assumed he did v v
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Jan 23, 2013 01:01
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I changed my mind, I think I'm going to build a roller coaster instead.
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Jan 23, 2013 08:47
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So whaddaya say? Ride on the Cyclone. Hot dogs at Nathan's on me.
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Jan 23, 2013 10:55
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I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands??
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Jan 23, 2013 12:08
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It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on.
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Jan 23, 2013 12:13
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I never new I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold metal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used the median. I had it. I was there.. and then.. I hit the Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs. 
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Jan 23, 2013 16:11
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You're not gonna make a dime without a squeegee.
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Jan 23, 2013 17:00
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Jerry: You like Chinese food? 'Cause I once went to a great Szechuan restaurant in this neighbourhood. I don't remember the exact address... (spots a crouching mailman next to a mailbox) Uh, excuse me, you must know where the Chinese restaurant is around here. Mailman: (stands up, is Chinese) Why must I know?! Because I'm Chinese? You think I know where all the Chinese restaurants are? (folds hands, starts bowing) OHHH! ASK HONORABLE CHINAMAN FOR LOCATION OF RESTAURANT! Jerry: I asked because you were the mailman, you would know the neighborhood!! Mailman: (angrily bowing) OHHH, HELLO AMERICAN JOE! WHICH WAY TO HAMBURGER HOT DOG STAND!!!
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No, don't you see we set up some ground rules. 1) No calls the day after.
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