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Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

El Hefe posted:

Radio stations were still playing that Kesha song "we're gonna die young" over here after Sandy Hook, people don't pay attention to lyrics in English songs or they simply don't understand them in Spanish speaking countries.

Yep, I heard that "gently caress you I don't want you back" song played unedited in a supermarket at 2pm the other day.

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

It's amazing how much composure and vision those kids have. When I was 6 I'd just blast the ball towards the goal and then run around waving my arms in the air.
But those kids, nope. Goal 8 for instance, that number 10 sees his teammate has loads of space and just pasess him the ball, instead of blasting it in that group of people.

Looking again at that clip now, it seems that nr. 10 is Kais Ruiz, he's gonna be good. 2 goals in the top 10 and vision like that. Someone quote my post in 15 years when he becomes the youngest player to score in a CL final or something.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
An 8-year-old kid playing for Anderlecht U9s scored a lovely goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9S_E2NgSM8

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Right, can we at least until they're 16 or so to start salivating over kid footballers? Ffs I thought it was bad when I heard people here go on about how "this kid's already 18 and still at <wherever>, can't be that good"

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Look at those scrubs playing on their tiny childs pitch.

The Fuck Juicer
Oct 16, 2012

Bea Nanner posted:

Funny sit down with a bunch of Ivory Coast players. Made me smile; it looks like they get along really well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsj35KUZeos

This is class, can't imagine many other national teams are like this.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

the sex ghost posted:

Some guy did some caricatures of footballers for the guardian

Some of them are a bit poo poo but I love the Bergkamp one, an Arsenal fan needs that as an av



There's more on his etsy store http://www.etsy.com/shop/Footynews



Going to have to an order a print of this or the Bergkamp one

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

There's more on his etsy store http://www.etsy.com/shop/Footynews



Going to have to an order a print of this or the Bergkamp one

I want a print with this exact facial expression while he's struggling with his puffy coat.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

belgend posted:

Right, can we at least until they're 16 or so to start salivating over kid footballers? Ffs I thought it was bad when I heard people here go on about how "this kid's already 18 and still at <wherever>, can't be that good"

I'm still waiting for Gai Assulin to be the next Pele.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

There's more on his etsy store http://www.etsy.com/shop/Footynews



Going to have to an order a print of this or the Bergkamp one

Is that famous Arsenal player £7m Profit in the background?

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Dunban posted:

Is that famous Arsenal player £7m Profit in the background?

naturellement

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
gently caress load of football data:

http://sargasso.nl/the-average-number-of-goals-in-a-football-match-is-277/

Cool trends over time, and most goals per game.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

belgend posted:

Right, can we at least until they're 16 or so to start salivating over kid footballers? Ffs I thought it was bad when I heard people here go on about how "this kid's already 18 and still at <wherever>, can't be that good"

Already 8 years old and still at Anderlecht? He'll never amount to anything.



In other news, here are some recent highlights from http://awkwardfootballphotoshoots.tumblr.com/







cmcxon
Feb 12, 2007

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

:stare:

What a oval office.

Ming the Merciless
Aug 10, 2005
You're a beard with an idiot hanging off of it.
@ChelseaFC's take on the matter: https://twitter.com/chelseafc/status/294194277423124480

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Why was that man lying on the ball?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Someone's getting fired.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

jyrka posted:

Why was that man lying on the ball?

It's called time wasting, which doesn't justify kicking the little poo poo house.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
jesus, it wasn't even in like the 93rd minute or some poo poo. Hazard has lost it

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Have they hired the Iraqi Information minister to run their twitter account?

cmcxon
Feb 12, 2007
I think it pretty much works out as 'Lets talk about Hazard kicking a ball boy and not Chelsea going out of another cup and not winning anything this season'

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit

Bea Nanner posted:

Funny sit down with a bunch of Ivory Coast players. Made me smile; it looks like they get along really well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsj35KUZeos

I love how at the last question Drogba just steals a glance to his left, like he knows what the answer's gonna be but doesn't want to say it out loud.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
This is some epic mind games by Hazard, Fergie take note.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
and ChelseaFC have deleted that tweet

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Looks like it's been deletd, what was it?

Shroud
May 11, 2009

ayb posted:

and ChelseaFC have deleted that tweet

What did it say?

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

ayb posted:

and ChelseaFC have deleted that tweet

To the latecomers, what did it say?

e: Haha. Apologies for the redundant post. Too many browser windows open.

e2: VVV :newlol: WOW

Bea Nanner fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Jan 23, 2013

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Bea Nanner posted:

To the latecomers, what did it say?

@chelseafc posted:


Has football gone mad? Hazard is sent off for kicking the ball under a ball boy attempting to smother the ball rather than return it. #CFC

Ming the Merciless
Aug 10, 2005
You're a beard with an idiot hanging off of it.
Here, have a screengrab:
Edit: see below, didn't realize I was breaking tables!

Ming the Merciless fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Jan 24, 2013

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Xabi posted:

This is some epic mind games by Hazard, Fergie take note.

SAF to kick Mauricio Pochettino in the bollocks next weekend

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii

The worst thing about this is that young kid with a front row seat behind them. He's going to be kicking everything he sees tomorrow.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Chelsea are utter scum.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

jyrka posted:

Why was that man lying on the ball?

TheGoatFeeder posted:

It's called time wasting, which doesn't justify kicking the little poo poo house.

It's actually called "being pushed over by Hazard" as seen here:



non table breaking tweet:

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.

Bea Nanner posted:

Funny sit down with a bunch of Ivory Coast players. Made me smile; it looks like they get along really well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsj35KUZeos

I don't think Gervinho says anything in this (except something unintelligible at the very end).

Soylent Green
Oct 29, 2004
It's people

Ninpo posted:

It's actually called "being pushed over by Hazard" as seen here:



I'm having quite a good time watching this on repeat and following a different persons reaction each time (they're all cunts so far).

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Ninpo posted:

It's actually called "being pushed over by Hazard" as seen here:
Don't be daft, he was time wasting.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

He doesn't topple over until Hazard touches him on the back

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

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rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Vegetable posted:

He doesn't topple over until Hazard touches him on the back

Why would the ballteen apologise after the match if he wasn't timewasting?

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