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Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Radio Paranoia posted:

actually the xbla indie marketplace has more appealing games than ouya

yeah theres actually probably like 50 decent or good games on there. sure theres 2500 other sucky ones but nbd

# ? Jan 30, 2013 22:56

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# ? May 12, 2024 14:41

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

how many my little pony games have been made for ouya

# ? Jan 30, 2013 22:57

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Install Gentoo posted:

yeah theres actually probably like 50 decent or good games on there. sure theres 2500 other sucky ones but nbd

goty

# ? Jan 30, 2013 22:59

Rufus Ping: Dec 27, 2006; I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

ian do you realise that the CPC for that ad is probably like $1 at best

and that youre a loving idiot

# ? Jan 30, 2013 22:59

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

Werthog 95 posted:

ok it's kickstarter so that means it will never be released but drat i want to believe

Aren't Sega already re-releasing Daytona USA for Xbox & PS3?

# ? Jan 31, 2013 00:47

MORE CURLY FRIES: Apr 8, 2004

Milkie Galore posted:

ian do you realise that the CPC for that ad is probably like $1 at best

and that youre a loving idiot

He doesn't even know about mdo caps though so

# ? Jan 31, 2013 01:30

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

MrMoo posted:

Aren't Sega already re-releasing Daytona USA for Xbox & PS3?

i worked in an arcade summer of 97 and 98.

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# ? Jan 31, 2013 01:38

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Radio Paranoia posted:

goty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSMI3Bv5Azs

MrMoo posted:

Aren't Sega already re-releasing Daytona USA for Xbox & PS3?

they already did last year. it owns + includes a karaoke mode

# ? Jan 31, 2013 01:58

101: Oct 15, 2012; Vault Dweller

Just caught up on the last few pages of the thread and Ian, you are priceless!

also this:

Socracheese posted:

guys guys guys
code:
url = bankofamerica.com
while 1:
    steal_money_from(url)
brb gettin a wheelbarrow to haul off all this e-cash i'll be making

lol

# ? Jan 31, 2013 01:59

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Proteus4994 posted:

i worked in an arcade summer of 97 and 98.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0s41hGpmnw

# ? Jan 31, 2013 02:00

sports: Sep 1, 2012

Install Gentoo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0s41hGpmnw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn2YUaXa8XE

# ? Jan 31, 2013 02:03

markerstore: Dec 5, 2003; Canny!

ian

are you sitting down

the federal reserve is not part of the federal government

# ? Jan 31, 2013 02:12

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

Radio Paranoia posted:

goty

i play this game irl every time i eat

# ? Jan 31, 2013 03:31

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

ten dollar bitcoin posted:

i play this game irl every time i eat

i try, but my cats and i have a deal

they do whatever the gently caress they want, and i let them

# ? Jan 31, 2013 03:35

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Radio Paranoia posted:

goty

LT to toss the bowl in the air like you aint even give a gently caress, renegade motherfucker

# ? Jan 31, 2013 03:35

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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Milkie Galore posted:

ian do you realise that the CPC for that ad is probably like $1 at best

and that youre a loving idiot

At thirty cents a click I believe I calculated it out to be 100,000 per hour.

I don't know why you guys compare me to that lostheos dude. He seems like a smart person if someone actually gave him a chance.

Lostheos adds more value than most people in this world. Even if his project is completely off on his own.

I am tired of being called crazy, lunatic, insane. It is not nice, and every time I hear it, it just makes me think that person is dumb. That is the reality. Dumb people call smart people crazy.

I have not committed any crimes. I just think Ben Bernanke is sucking rear end at the printing press, so I am doing my job as an American Citizen by changing the game and possibly facilitating a catalyst effect on pumping money into tech.

Next step on that program I wrote is turning it into a screen saver. That way it just runs whenever my computer is idle.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 05:13

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

actually nevermind I'm convinced this is atlas trolling us again

# ? Jan 31, 2013 05:26

Progressive JPEG: Feb 19, 2003

Ian McLean posted:

I am tired of being called crazy, lunatic, insane. It is not nice, and every time I hear it, it just makes me think that person is dumb. That is the reality. Dumb people call smart people crazy.

If you don't like the honest feedback, why do you keep coming back?

# ? Jan 31, 2013 06:09

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

I don't know who's a better troll, Ian or how!!

# ? Jan 31, 2013 06:17

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

gucci void main posted:

I don't know who's a better troll, Ian or how!!

Ian

# ? Jan 31, 2013 06:23

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Ian McLean posted:

I am tired of being called crazy, lunatic, insane.

I have not committed any crimes. I just think Ben Bernanke is sucking rear end at the printing press, so I am doing my job as an American Citizen by changing the game and possibly facilitating a catalyst effect on pumping money into tech.

you're not insane you just think you can do better than the chairman of the fed. no biggie

# ? Jan 31, 2013 06:58

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

ian's going to end up floating facedown in some harbor, drowned after getting drunk on his own semen

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:07

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Ian what are your thoughts on bitcoin????

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:35

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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ten dollar bitcoin posted:

ian's going to end up floating facedown in some harbor, drowned after getting drunk on his own semen

lol. really man.

Proteus4994 posted:

you're not insane you just think you can do better than the chairman of the fed. no biggie

It is true. That man has been in office too long with his thumb up his butt. I could do a better job than him with my eyes closed. Money supply is so tight it makes me want to vomit.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:35

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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I do do a better job with my eyes closed having this printing press running while I sleep. This program sponsoring tech is awesome. I wish a whole bunch of people use it.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:37

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

print_moneypedia()

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:39

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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Radio Paranoia posted:

Ian what are your thoughts on bitcoin????

Don't you people in this forum control the bitcoin market? I don't understand why nobody has not just given me an account full of bitcoins yet.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:40

Sparta: Aug 14, 2003; the other white meat

can I get an avatar or something for introducing ian to the yos?

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:42

unixbeard: Dec 29, 2004

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:47

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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I promise to not mess up the exchange rate of bitcoins if you give me a big account.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:48

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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You can set a price peg that I am not allowed to sell under.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:52

unixbeard: Dec 29, 2004

tell me more about this pegging as you call it ian

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:54

Ericadia: Oct 31, 2007; Not A Unicorn

Sparta posted:

can I get an avatar or something for introducing ian to the yos?

lmao

continued:

Ian McLean posted:

I do do

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:58

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

Ian McLean posted:

I promise to not mess up the exchange rate of bitcoins if you give me a big account.

look at you, reduced to begging for bitcoins

# ? Jan 31, 2013 07:59

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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Like how china pegs their currency to the US Dollar. It is a method to keep a standard exchange rate across different currencies.

I used it as an expression of like an absolute selling limit. SO lets say it is 1 bitcoin per 8 dollars. I am not allowed to enter the market under 8, or 7.

Take what I need, but if I don't need anything, and the thing gets up to 9, I might be like dude. Maybe a little extra money right now might be alright.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 08:00

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

holy poo poo this rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z1-01ARLU8

it also works if you imagine ian is the cat and yospos is the human and the cereal is also cursed

# ? Jan 31, 2013 08:02

Ian McLean: Sep 9, 2012; statpedia.org
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I think this country just needs to shoot past stagflation, but still be WAY below the point where it is wall paper and wheel barrels. This money supply is so tight. A bunch of stingy old people sitting around in mahogany rooms dictating how much money people should have to spend on nice things.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 08:08

TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

ian post a picture of your dick with a little face drawn on it and I will send you my wallet.dat

# ? Jan 31, 2013 08:11

funroll loops: Feb 6, 2007; CAPSISSTUCK

Ian McLean posted:

I am tired of being called crazy, lunatic, insane. It is not nice, and every time I hear it, it just makes me think that person is dumb. That is the reality. Dumb people call smart people crazy.

smart people also call dumb people crazy, they are called psychologists or psychiatrists, avoid at all costs

# ? Jan 31, 2013 08:12

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Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

mods namechange posted:

holy poo poo this rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z1-01ARLU8

it also works if you imagine ian is the cat and yospos is the human and the cereal is also cursed

kitteh just wants some corm flakes c'mon man

# ? Jan 31, 2013 08:17

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