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Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Ewar Woowar posted:

Is there a joke I am not getting here?

I think idea is to say Coutinho will make the already dimunitive Allen look a heavyweight by comparison, so commenting on his likely impact in the premier league should Liverpool get him.

# ? Jan 24, 2013 01:05

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# ? May 16, 2024 05:17

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

fernandotorreslover posted:

dont blame eden *

Eden haven�t any fault - this ballboy doesnt giving the ball so what eden had to do*

I love edeeeen

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Jan 24, 2013

# ? Jan 24, 2013 14:49

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

# ? Jan 24, 2013 15:03

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

belgend posted:

lol-ed at this

# ? Jan 24, 2013 21:08

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jan 25, 2013

# ? Jan 25, 2013 20:50

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

WELL LIKE IVE SAID FOR MONTS,
ANYONE WHO STILL THIBKS LAMBERT SHOULD BE IN THIS JOB SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BREED!
THERE IS ALREADY ENOUGH STUPIDITY IN THE WORLD!
GOD drat f**cking AWEFUL!!!!
WORST MANAGER IN OUR HISTORY!!!!

# ? Jan 25, 2013 23:05

Hashtag Banterzone: Dec 8, 2005; Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

# ? Jan 26, 2013 19:32

Big Black Dick: Mar 20, 2009

Courtesy of ESPN...

That's Kobe Bryant and Ray Lewis photoshopped in USMNT kits. It's glorious.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 21:49

rats off to ya: Jul 22, 2008

lovely Fuckboy posted:

Courtesy of ESPN...

That's Kobe Bryant and Ray Lewis photoshopped in USMNT kits. It's glorious.

You forgot the title: America's Next Top Messi

You think soccernet can't be any worse, but they never disappoint

# ? Jan 28, 2013 22:15

Borogrove: Apr 12, 2008

# ? Jan 28, 2013 23:28

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

All so very, very bad.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 01:14

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

Suarez to Arsenal?

Why? Because this guy is as close to Ian Wright Wright Wright as we have seen since the retirement of the great man. If I had a choice of any striker in the PL, or perhaps even the world, it would be Suarez. Brilliant player, plays for the team, runs non-stop, huge ego, controversial, he has the whole package and alongside OG would be superb.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 12:37

Empress Brosephine: Mar 31, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jan 30, 2013 15:23

Olewithmilk: Jun 30, 2006; What?

Abu Dave posted:

wow

# ? Jan 30, 2013 19:16

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Borogrove posted:

idgi - but while looking him up I found out that the SPL top scorer award is called the Ginger Boot, which makes me very happy.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 19:24

lets go swimming: Sep 6, 2012; EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

idgi

Andy Little scored a hattrick for Rangers against Berwick, that's about it.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 20:32

T Bowl: Feb 6, 2006; Shut up DUMMY

Once again quality from ESPN, Ramsey is stopping tonight, and Vermaelen is tearing up the midfield. Also Arsenal decided to play the 4-4-2 and shake things up.

# ? Jan 30, 2013 20:59

Coohoolin: Aug 5, 2012; Oor Coohoolie.

Hey, I just drove here
And this is crazy
I'm Odemwingie
So sign me maybe?

# ? Feb 1, 2013 01:29

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

T Fowl posted:

Once again quality from ESPN, Ramsey is stopping tonight, and Vermaelen is tearing up the midfield. Also Arsenal decided to play the 4-4-2 and shake things up.

Can't be much worse than the other way around.

# ? Feb 1, 2013 12:15

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

A Portsmouth & Rangers fan. Interesting combo.

Look out for them supporting "QPHearts" next season.

# ? Feb 2, 2013 13:51

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Abu Dave posted:

I don't follow.

# ? Feb 2, 2013 14:24

Modus Trollens: Sep 12, 2010

Hallowed Turban posted:

I don't follow.

Protestor picture thats gone viral. At a pro-choice protest iirc, campaigning against the idea that girls who are raped are dressed provocatively and are "asking for it"

# ? Feb 2, 2013 14:40

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Modus Trollens posted:

Protestor picture thats gone viral. At a pro-choice protest iirc, campaigning against the idea that girls who are raped are dressed provocatively and are "asking for it"

Thanks mate.

# ? Feb 2, 2013 15:01

Blue Star Error: Jun 11, 2001; For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Bradley Johnson Gypsy?

Does anyone know if he has any traveller roots? Definitely has a gypsy haircut and has the build of one.

# ? Feb 2, 2013 16:50

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

Might need help from Car Crew here

# ? Feb 3, 2013 12:34

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

# ? Feb 3, 2013 12:53

Hashtag Nascar: Jan 4, 2012

Consistent and reliable are the last words I'd use to describe a Ford.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 12:54

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Hashtag Nascar posted:

Consistent and reliable are the last words I'd use to describe a Ford.

Also the last words I'd use to describe Arsenal, so it still fits

# ? Feb 3, 2013 13:15

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

And Volvo is awesome so this is wrong

# ? Feb 3, 2013 13:37

sircozzie: Jul 8, 2011; Release the Meerkat

Arsenal aren't consistent so yeah...

# ? Feb 3, 2013 14:19

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

http://howlermagazine.com/

# ? Feb 3, 2013 14:29

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

oliwan posted:

And Volvo is awesome so this is wrong

Word

Also if Man U was a Ferrari their players would constantly break down and burst in to flame.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 15:36

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Gigi Galli posted:

Word

Also if Man U was a Ferrari their players would constantly break down and burst in to flame.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 15:46

Hashtag Banterzone: Dec 8, 2005; Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

# ? Feb 3, 2013 16:07

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

that's already been posted on this page willkill4food

# ? Feb 3, 2013 16:28

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Adulterous Hitler posted:

http://howlermagazine.com/

i like their pictures

# ? Feb 3, 2013 19:07

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

belgend posted:

Might need help from Car Crew here

No no this is all wrong ALL wrong.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 19:56

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Hallowed Turban posted:

No no this is all wrong ALL wrong.

A bad car analogy, surely a new and exciting thing.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 11:31

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Feb 4, 2013

# ? Feb 4, 2013 16:54

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Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

Plucky underdogs Arsenal London..you go get yourselves that 4th place trophy!

# ? Feb 4, 2013 17:03

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