KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

myron cope posted:

Including a real, actual Seinfeld reunion!

Which was the absolute best possible way to do one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-qP563KaBY

edit: after watching that I finally got the ending gag of the reunion episode with the napkin.

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stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

What's going on with George's hair in that.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 11:52

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

stratdax posted:

What's going on with George's hair in that.

Madoff!

# ? Feb 4, 2013 15:16

AbstractNapper: Jun 5, 2011; I can help

I wonder if they released any outtakes for the Seinfeld re-union in Curb (I mean besides what Curb actually covered in the 7th season's episodes). More Seinfeld bloopers are always welcome.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 17:17

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

The only Curb outtakes I've found are the season 5 ones which are excellent but yeah, I'd love to see the season 7 outtakes.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 17:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

stratdax posted:

What's going on with George's hair in that.

Oh you have no idea, my friend.... it's a wild scene.

I want to grab it and throw it out the window.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 21:17

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

Let us not forget Jason Alexander's foray into Nickelback music videos

# ? Feb 4, 2013 21:37

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

Doubtful Guest posted:

'Isn't it true that items rarely get damaged in the mail.'
'Define rarely'
*sweating* 'Frequently'

"Getting a little hot, under these lights, isn't it seinfeld?"
"Actually I'm quite comfortable."

# ? Feb 4, 2013 22:32

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

And twice a week, I shall require a cannoli.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 00:19

spanky the dolphin: Sep 3, 2006

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

Let us not forget Jason Alexander's foray into Nickelback music videos

You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!

(George as Death in The 'Zone.)

# ? Feb 5, 2013 00:22

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

Ned reads everything, he's very well read.

Maybe he's just very well... red. :raise:

# ? Feb 5, 2013 00:35

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

Let us not forget Jason Alexander's foray into Nickelback music videos

Bosco! Bosco! Bosco!

# ? Feb 5, 2013 00:44

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

spanky the dolphin posted:

You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!

(George as Death in The 'Zone.)

They were all like that!

# ? Feb 5, 2013 00:58

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

stratdax posted:

What's going on with George's hair in that.

It's called acting without acting.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 01:15

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

"Say astronaut"

"Astronaut"

"rear end!"

# ? Feb 5, 2013 01:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

spanky the dolphin posted:

You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!

(George as Death in The 'Zone.)

Hey George, I think I can see your.....

# ? Feb 5, 2013 02:27

spanky the dolphin: Sep 3, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

Hey George, I think I can see your.....

The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 02:29

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

I always liked him as a crazy serial killer in Criminal Minds.

The many moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 03:11

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

# ? Feb 5, 2013 03:15

WarEternal: Dec 26, 2010; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

The guy goes to pee, he never comes back. It's like a science fiction story.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 03:15

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I always liked him as a crazy serial killer in Criminal Minds.

The many moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.

He looks like a denim-less Killer BOB.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 03:27

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Hey, it's Pierce. I've got nothing to say.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 03:29

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Man you have lost a lot of hair.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 03:50

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I always liked him as a crazy serial killer in Criminal Minds.

The many moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.

Does anyone else think George might have killed Susan?

# ? Feb 5, 2013 09:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hank Morgan posted:

Does anyone else think George might have killed Susan?

Nah, Detective Kramer would have arrested him if that was the case, he's a cop. A drat GOOD COP!

# ? Feb 5, 2013 09:54

AbstractNapper: Jun 5, 2011; I can help

Well, I guess I just assumed.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 10:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

You know I have noticed a flaw in Seinfeld that others probably haven't picked up on. Kramer never really has a regular job and he doesn't carry money around with him - so how does he pay for things?

# ? Feb 5, 2013 10:29

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

You know I have noticed a flaw in Seinfeld that others probably haven't picked up on. Kramer never really has a regular job and he doesn't carry money around with him - so how does he pay for things?

Oh, he gets by.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 10:35

Chicolini: Sep 22, 2007; I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I always liked him as a crazy serial killer in Criminal Minds.

The many moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.

Was he known as the "Morning Mist"?

# ? Feb 5, 2013 13:36

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Jerusalem posted:

Nah, Detective Kramer would have arrested him if that was the case, he's a cop. A drat GOOD COP!

MAKE LOVE TO THE WALL, PERVERT!

# ? Feb 5, 2013 15:21

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Jerusalem posted:

You know I have noticed a flaw in Seinfeld that others probably haven't picked up on. Kramer never really has a regular job and he doesn't carry money around with him - so how does he pay for things?

He falls rear end-backwards into money. His whole life is a Fantasy Camp!

# ? Feb 5, 2013 15:26

strap on revenge: Apr 8, 2011; that's my thing that i say

You think this is all a big joke, don't you? I saw you on TV once I remembered your name, from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law? Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before. Flashy, making a scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look - If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld. Maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joyboy - party time's over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!

# ? Feb 5, 2013 16:06

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Hey how'd you know about the guy in the park?

# ? Feb 5, 2013 16:35

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

potee posted:

Hey how'd you know about the guy in the park?

My name's Edgar.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 16:39

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!

# ? Feb 5, 2013 19:55

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I always liked him as a crazy serial killer in Criminal Minds.

I am blown, blown away, blown George, blloooOOOWOWOWOWOWON!!!!

# ? Feb 5, 2013 21:01

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Okay, come on boys, come on in here. George, this is Herb and Dan. They're gonna take you away to a nice place where you can get some help. They're very friendly people there. My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women. They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 21:26