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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Holy Calamity! posted:

Gary flipped his poo poo at Benjy on Wednesday's wrap up show and it was really awkward. I was getting serious douche chills during some of Gary's explanations, there was a moment after Benjy explained something and Gary was like "See, this is the poo poo I deal with all day" and Benjy was just like "Actually we hardly talk" and Gary got loving pissed. Benjy was almost entirely genuine during the whole exchange, it was a great listen.

I heard part of the argument. How did the segment go where his girlfriend sang for Tommy Mottola? I'm hoping he absolutely crushed her but I doubt that happened.

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

The Extrapolator
Dec 14, 2006

Now what the fuck are some of these god damn questions?
The cover of this book makes me cringe. I can't believe it will sell more than 1000 copies.

http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Lies-Cookies-Unrated-Memoir/dp/006224812X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1359909845&sr=8-1&keywords=lisa+g

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Looks like Lisa Lampanelli tried to photoshop herself.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:laffo:

Has it been established whether or not Lisa G has ever had sex with anyone or anything?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I can't wait to see the tags that get added for that piece of poo poo.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

haljordan posted:

I can't wait to see the tags that get added for that piece of poo poo.

Yeah, until the Amazon fun police comes by at the order of the butthurt brigade like Beth Ono.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
A memoir. Aside from dirt on the Stern Show what else could she possibly talk about?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Joe Don Baker posted:

A memoir. Aside from dirt on the Stern Show what else could she possibly talk about?

That time she made cookies while wearing only an apron and her cat saw her

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
One time while working at K-Day, a black guy bumped into me. He tried to pretend it was an accident, but I could tell by the way he avoided eye contact and walked away that he was totally into me. I was so hot and bothered, I went home and made cookies.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Well, Axe, I'm gonna have to Pre-order that now.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

AxeManiac posted:

One time while working at K-Day, a black guy bumped into me. He tried to pretend it was an accident, but I could tell by the way he avoided eye contact and walked away that he was totally into me. I was so hot and bothered, I went home and made cookies.

You owe me a new pair of underwear...

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
Lisa G calling herself a radio personality is about on par with ETM calling himself an actor.


Sand Monster posted:

I heard part of the argument. How did the segment go where his girlfriend sang for Tommy Mottola? I'm hoping he absolutely crushed her but I doubt that happened.

I only heard the wrap up show, SpaceMonkey pretty much nailed it below though. She wanted to sing a different song / play one of her tracks / have Benjy up there with her and Gary got pissed because they made the bit about themselves rather than the guest, after previously discussing how things would go.

rawdog pozfail fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Feb 4, 2013

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

prefect posted:

:laffo:

Has it been established whether or not Lisa G has ever had sex with anyone or anything?

She's never had sex but she lies about it, so the book title is technically accurate.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Sand Monster posted:

I heard part of the argument. How did the segment go where his girlfriend sang for Tommy Mottola? I'm hoping he absolutely crushed her but I doubt that happened.

He told her that her song was mediocre and she should sing quieter because her voice wasn't strong. She got super schticky and annoying and that was all I heard.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I hope there's an entire chapter on The Roll Call!

ziglol
Oct 13, 2006

That cover is just perfect, talk about pretending to be someone you're not.

Who's reading her book anyway, what great stories has she got to tell? She's probably worked like 2 jobs, has been single for years, is boring, and lives alone with cats.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Lisa is farther down the show-biz ladder than girls in interracial gangbang porn scenes. That's the least interesting memoir of all time.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Why wasn't the book called "Lisa G: I take shits at work."

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Joe Don Baker posted:

A memoir. Aside from dirt on the Stern Show what else could she possibly talk about?

Dude, she used to get chased down the street in New York by fans when she worked at Hot 100 or whatever. She was at the top!

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I'd read a Sour Shoes memoir. Hopefully the first chapter would be written in baby voice.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
"They call me Sour Shoes" an audiobook autobiography, 6 disk set: run time 7 hrs.

(1.5 hrs of story 5.5 hrs of songs, tangents, and impressions)

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

These pistAHchios are making me OVERweight.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Indolent Bastard posted:

"They call me Sour Shoes" an audiobook autobiography, 6 disk set: run time 7 hrs.

(1.5 hrs of story 5.5 hrs of songs, tangents, and impressions)

I would definitely pay for this.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
It's so loving bizarre that The Artie Lange Show is a thing that exists yet Artie hasn't been back on the Stern show. Not only that, but Howard hasn't even mentioned its existence. They're even on Sirius together what the gently caress!!

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

Holy Calamity! posted:

It's so loving bizarre that The Artie Lange Show is a thing that exists yet Artie hasn't been back on the Stern show. Not only that, but Howard hasn't even mentioned its existence. They're even on Sirius together what the gently caress!!

It's been pretty well established that Howard has become everything he used to mock.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

It's been pretty well established that Howard has become everything he used to mock.

He's like the Howard Hughes of radio.
"No I can't have the black keys on! They aren't relevant! Oh Natalie Manes is here! She's my celebrity friend!"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I still give Sal a ton of credit for those Beth jokes he made at the Baba Booey roast. Howard is such a loving pussy now. Its OK to laugh at Gary's dead father and brother but OH NO DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY TROPHY WIFE!!!! AT A ROAST OF ALL PLACES!!

ragle
Nov 1, 2009

Holy Calamity! posted:

It's so loving bizarre that The Artie Lange Show is a thing that exists yet Artie hasn't been back on the Stern show. Not only that, but Howard hasn't even mentioned its existence. They're even on Sirius together what the gently caress!!

What Sirius channel is The Artie Lange Show on? I never see it.

Slaine
Feb 26, 2001


I wonder if this was the role that called for chiclet teeth?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
It's like that italian spider-man clip! So terrible!

Sal: :smug: "That's what I was going for"

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

ragle posted:

What Sirius channel is The Artie Lange Show on? I never see it.

Sirius 94 @ 10

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

haljordan posted:

I still give Sal a ton of credit for those Beth jokes he made at the Baba Booey roast. Howard is such a loving pussy now. Its OK to laugh at Gary's dead father and brother but OH NO DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY TROPHY WIFE!!!! AT A ROAST OF ALL PLACES!!

They were funny jokes too.
I've long suspected Sal had help writing them, and his co-writer wisely stayed silent.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Manifest posted:

They were funny jokes too.
I've long suspected Sal had help writing them, and his co-writer wisely stayed silent.

Howard wrote them

ragle
Nov 1, 2009

Holy Calamity! posted:

Sirius 94 @ 10

Sirius 94 is "SiriusXM FC: Your SiriusXM Home for Soccer" and they are, at 10:05, playing Talksport soccer content from England

flickmaker
Jun 7, 2004

Coked out Artie.


ragle posted:

Sirius 94 is "SiriusXM FC: Your SiriusXM Home for Soccer" and they are, at 10:05, playing Talksport soccer content from England

I don't know if its the regular channel or not, but I just found the Artie Lange Show on Sirius internet channel 790.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

ragle posted:

Sirius 94 is "SiriusXM FC: Your SiriusXM Home for Soccer" and they are, at 10:05, playing Talksport soccer content from England

Woops, first result on google was this:

http://investor.siriusxm.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=692535

quote:

Popular show hosted by comics Artie Lange and Nick DiPaolo will be heard daily on Sirius channel 94 and XM channel 208

but it has changed since then. Now it's on Extreme Talk 165

ragle
Nov 1, 2009

Holy Calamity! posted:

Woops, first result on google was this:

http://investor.siriusxm.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=692535


but it has changed since then. Now it's on Extreme Talk 165

Maybe channel 165 is only for subscribers to "SiriusXM"? I mostly listen to Artie through podcasts, but my dad is often on the road with a Sirius radio, when I first told him about N&A on channel 94 he loved being able to hear Artie again but after a short while they weren't on channel 94 and he's not been able to find N&A/The Artie Lange show for months. He texted me back "not there either" about channel 165. Neither Dogstar nor the Sirius online player shows a channel 165 though your link does say the Artie Lange Show appears on that channel. Sirius are jerkoffs basically.

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Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

I love that Robin's love of "Last Action Hero" still comes up when she has an opinion on movies. I have a friend who liked City of Angels, and I've never been able to take anything he says about movies seriously since then.

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