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Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Dunban posted:

Plucky underdogs Arsenal London..you go get yourselves that 4th place trophy!
We are underdogs in a world of financial doping. The position of Arsenal Football Club is wholly earned on merit.

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jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
some gems from my club forum:

quote:

Right before i do write this i dont moan about my punctuation and spelling.

Our club has no ambition to move forward. There is so much wrong at our club. Ray trew moans about that we are losing money it is his own fault he makes his own problems he appoints theese crap managers. why does he do it craig short was a fail so was paul ince so was martin allen so was keith curle 2 of them have no experiance and neither has kiwomny? It is embarrasing how many managers we have. jim rodwell says it is his to lose. WHY WHY WHY fed up of having nobodys that are awful. we have no ambition to go forward that is why we are signing the like of yoann arquin from hereford. We didnt sign any1 in january that is so poor. Why when curle was bringing players like iwilumo to ray trew did ray trew not say no you have enoch showumni on the bench who can do the same job as him :( things need to change!

quote:

So "Mr Notts County fan" you think the biggest of our problems is that Ray has a beard? You fekkin knobber. Do you fancy him or sumat?

quote:

What we need is a goal machine...oh hang on a sec, why dont we play HHHHUUUUGGGHHSSSEEEEYYYY.
wHAT A MISTAKA TO MAKA.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

hahaha

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire


"if you vote for me I'll buy a very fashionable new wig for Conte"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Have you wanted to see Platini badly photoshopped onto various guides?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
idgi

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

I believe it's because he was a huge Everton fan when he was a child.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
It's actually cause he only eats fish and breathes through a hole in his back and commits frequent rapes

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

TyChan posted:

I believe it's because he was a huge Everton fan when he was a child.

kids say the darnedest things

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

i thought it was about his voice ???

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I thought it was because he's very ugly

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
lol...

where is this from. please tell me.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

8raz posted:

lol...

where is this from. please tell me.

http://www.redcafe.net/f7/carragher-retire-365973/index2.html

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
ah yes. of course.

very suitable for this thread.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx7M35sxlno
:staredog:

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Wrong thread

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Really ?
I dont think you notice anything other than what is your own opinion.
But please do enlighten me as to what you think you know about me.
Because you will be wrong on every front.
In fact i garantee i will have done more for my country than you could ever asspire to.
Look me up on facebook if you like.
Justin Ford.
I dont lie.
Iam a passionate Englishman.
I speak from the heart.
I try not to hurt people with intention.
I have been my own boss since 2003.
i started with nothing, and FIGHT for everything i beleave in.
I fought for people lime you, so you can have a say on boards like this.
All of this is true.
But more and more, your trying to charicter assasinate me with amature psychology.
And i garantee your so narror minded you could never have guessed any of the above about me, because your more interested in fitting me into some box that helps you justify any replies you have to me, or about me.
So why dont you learn a little humilty, exept others may have points of view other than yours, and are just as pasionate about them. And the club we both support.
Now please, stay out of my way, stop pretending to know me.
If my views annoy you so much. Ignor me.
And do yourself a favour, look me up on facebook. You might be supprised to find iam actualy a nice family guy that loves Norwich city football club, but happens to lice in germany.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

mods please embed this every time N. Dickvein posts he's always wanted his very own Posting Entrance Music and now Savile is dead you are the only ones who can fix this for him. thank.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


So obviously I was watching the excellent Real Madrid vs Man Utd match last night. I think most people agreed that it was fairly even, but Real were doing a lot more of the attacking without creating as many clear cut chances as you would have thought. But this was not really reflected in the post match statistics, except for one;
Delivery/ solo runs into final third:
Real- 52
Man Utd- 21
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21454628
Anyone else got a favourite stat which really separates two teams in what might seem on paper to be a really even match?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



e: I am dumb, nothing to see here

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Feb 14, 2013

GSgtReaver
Dec 12, 2012

What'cha thinks in my pipe?

Haha right!

I wonder if he was well compensated for that incident. Doubt it.

GSgtReaver
Dec 12, 2012

What'cha thinks in my pipe?

:allears:

That was pointlessly amusing and had a we bit to do with footy.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

They're not on dopetech

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPUrlGiLaME

At what point does stupidity start shading into a legit disability? Because I'm starting to worry about laughing at this kid.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
is totti really all that really I dont think he's all that

totti comfort zone never did anything for italy or roma Batistuta did more for roma

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


This is more about lackluster execution, perhaps.

GSgtReaver
Dec 12, 2012

What'cha thinks in my pipe?

trem_two posted:

is totti really all that really I dont think he's all that

totti comfort zone never did anything for italy or roma Batistuta did more for roma

He is over-rated imho

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

GSgtReaver posted:

He is over-rated imho

Can we get a link for this

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


THIS AGGER'S ON FIRE.

EDIT:

Also, you guys will love this:

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Feb 18, 2013

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
This looks like something a middleschooler draws on their hand during detention but then gets permanently inked :staredog:



(Agger's still a p cool dude though)

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

sticksy posted:

This looks like something a middleschooler draws on their hand during detention but then gets permanently inked :staredog:



(Agger's still a p cool dude though)

Haha holy poo poo is that a tattoo on his palm of a sun wearing sunglasses smoking a joint? That rules pretty hard man.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why would the sun wear sunglasses though, that makes little sense.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
Well think about how sometimes on a sunny day you need sunglasses even though the sun is millions of miles away. Now imagine the same thing, but you are the sun.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Also how would you know that the sun is a cool dude who likes chillin' with his bros if he wasn't wearing sunglasses

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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Okay it does make a little sense you are right

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