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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Just need to gif the background as moving and there we have our wallpaper for the ray palour.

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dox
Mar 4, 2006

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

He's a massive oval office and I'm ashamed he played for my club and was also involved in a racist incident playing for us

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
someone did that fish flop free kick thing right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY08UxCxr1M

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

onoflalks posted:

someone did that fish flop free kick thing right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY08UxCxr1M
I've always found that thing so silly. There's a million ways to distract the opposition that aren't as prone to messing up.

Andio
May 10, 2004

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind
Withering my intuition leaving opportunities behind

gently caress Emre. He deserved more of a beating than that.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Once a blue always a blue

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4gy0OAGopM

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Taff posted:

I love Rafael



lol that owned esp when Suarez pulled the little oval office's hair and got him even madder :D

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Small guys always try to act tough to compensate.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Andio posted:

gently caress Emre. He deserved more of a beating than that.

Actually physical assault is bad

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

EC10 posted:

that picture sums him up perfectly, oval office with little man syndrome

Its exactly why he's gonna be a favourite with the United crowd for years.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

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Taff posted:

Its exactly why he's gonna be a favourite with the United crowd for years.

yeah def, Arsenal with Wilshere, Liverpool with Bellamy, every team needs a horrible little oval office who can't help himself

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

onoflalks posted:

someone did that fish flop free kick thing right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY08UxCxr1M

Is he saying 'Allaaaaah!' or is it just goal in Arabic?

e: because if goal in Arabic sounds like Allah, it's pretty pro

ass cobra fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Feb 8, 2013

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

please respond posted:

Actually physical assault is bad

not in this case

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

rear end cobra posted:

Is he saying 'Allaaaaah!' or is it just goal in Arabic?

e: because if goal in Arabic sounds like Allah, it's pretty pro
They're just saying Allah. All Arabic announcers yell Allah when a goal happens.

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
Praising God is a pretty general-purpose gesture in the Arabic world.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Or even in western places. How often do you hear someone say 'Oh my God' or 'Holy poo poo' with 'holy' being the key word there or even 'Jesus Christ' as a way to convey something crazy nuts spectacular?

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
You're right, but I think it's more pronounced in the Arabic world. In English, although we might reference God in something mundane like saying "bless you" after someone sneezes, it's more commonly associated with exclamations, as in your examples. I'm not positive, but I always got the feeling that Allah was tied into the Arabic language, even for non-Muslims, far more tightly than God was tied into English, Christian or not.

[edit] And please don't think I'm being critical of Arabic, Arabs, or Muslims when I say that. It's just an interesting character of the language.

Esposito fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Feb 8, 2013

Thurlow
Aug 14, 2005

Wirth1000 posted:

Or even in western places. How often do you hear someone say 'Oh my God' or 'Holy poo poo' with 'holy' being the key word there or even 'Jesus Christ' as a way to convey something crazy nuts spectacular?

Yeah but Martin Tyler doesn't scream JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST, JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIST after every goal.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Thurlow posted:

Yeah but Martin Tyler doesn't scream JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST, JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIST after every goal.

But it would be grand for just one match.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Can someone link the video of the bigger guy going shoulder to shoulder with the little guy... after the foul he makes the hilarious gesture to the ref saying "Oh cmon he's tiny"? I am a dumbass and can't think of the names.

Intelligibility
Apr 8, 2011

Get shovel!

joshtothemaxx posted:

Can someone link the video of the bigger guy going shoulder to shoulder with the little guy... after the foul he makes the hilarious gesture to the ref saying "Oh cmon he's tiny"? I am a dumbass and can't think of the names.

Jan Koller vs Phillip Lahm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1AsSA4Q7B8

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
Dogshit's back from the ACON!

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL
Dogshit. I love how that was brap's gift to the forum. I can never hear his name in commentary without saying that out loud. It's a good job I only ever watch football on crappy streams alone in my cold flat.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010



Just look at that

Kaglicious
Mar 31, 2011

:laffo: Koller's face as he runs for the ball on the replay.

Also he's right that's not a foul.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvbh-IMEouA

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng


it was all downhill from there

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Soup and a Sandwich posted:



it was all downhill from there

Please tell me there's a gif of this on reverse.

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

Paperhouse posted:

Once a blue always a blue

It's a team made up of kids picked from the city's schools teams, not a Liverpool FC youth team.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Wouldn't mind seeing the names of the rest of the lads to see if anyone else made it to the professional level. The other names in that picture didn't.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Soup and a Sandwich posted:



it was all downhill from there

The joke is him blowing his talent out, right?

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
want a gif of his snot going in and out, while his head gets bigger and smaller

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

Even when he snot-shots it goes wide.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Who needs pennants?



They also got something for tea with their nice carpet

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

This is great, always loved Zokora kicking the poo poo out of him but didn't realize it was a team-wide thing.

Sin Dios
Aug 7, 2004

Dunban posted:

When did it become mandatory for commentators from South America to shout goooooooool every single loving time, even for the most mundane of goals?
Being passionate when commentating a match is great, but for the love of god, come up with another way to show it.

Uh, since like ever?

Except for this time of course:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM9BCnqTNlw

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
There's this Spanish commentator that instead of shouting GOOOOOL he goes GOLOGOLOGOLOGOLOGOLOGOLO while they ring a bell, it's hilarious.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

vyelkin posted:

This is great, always loved Zokora kicking the poo poo out of him but didn't realize it was a team-wide thing.

It may be the single greatest thing in the history of football.

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