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Spartacus, now with graphic gay sex!
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Feb 9, 2013 03:38
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I'm glad the writers seem to realize Naevia is terrible too. ...At least I hope they don't think the audience is on her side in this episode.
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Feb 9, 2013 03:52
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She has certainly come across as a crazy person in this episode. Edit: No episode next week? muscles like this! fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Feb 9, 2013 |
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Feb 9, 2013 03:58
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God drat I hope Naevia gets brutally murdered. She straight up murdered that guy, then made up a story about him attacking her. She's got some hardcore issues going on, and is a real liability.
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Feb 9, 2013 04:02
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The show is still airing next week, but not new. Strange. All I can find is that next Friday, an asteroid is passing close enough to Earth to knock satellites out of orbit. Maybe they're not risking a new episode? I have no idea.
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Feb 9, 2013 04:02
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limeincoke posted:God drat I hope Naevia gets brutally murdered. She straight up murdered that guy, then made up a story about him attacking her. She's got some hardcore issues going on, and is a real liability. Is that shocking? She went to the mines and those are the worst place for slaves. She was also raped repeatedly.
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Feb 9, 2013 04:05
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It's not shocking at all. But it wouldn't surprise me if her blood thirst puts the rest of them in danger at some point.
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Feb 9, 2013 04:06
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Her character change happened at the same time as her actor change, and the new one isn't very good. I don't know if the old one would have been able to sell it, but this one can't.limeincoke posted:It's not shocking at all. But it wouldn't surprise me if her blood thirst puts the rest of them in danger at some point. I was expecting (hoping) for her to die, because the guy she was fighting was Roman, protected by Spartacus and a friend of Gannicus. That would have started the rift we know developed historically.
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Feb 9, 2013 04:07
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muscles like this? posted:Spartacus, now with graphic gay sex! YES! I was waiting for it.
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Feb 9, 2013 04:08
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Read this on AVClub about next week:AVClub posted:Programming note: STARZ is taking periodic weeks off during the run of this final season in order to air "catch-up" nights. So no new episode next week, with the fourth episode airing on February 22.
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Feb 9, 2013 05:05
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Translation: Spartacus is the only reason people watch this channel, and we hate the fact that this is the last season and we want to milk it as long as possible. The new DeVinchi show they keep promoting looks interesting, though.
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Feb 9, 2013 05:40
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This episode gave me quite a few Rick from The Walking Dead moments...Spoiler: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cfrNmiRjc8#t=0m5s "Noooooo....Please, don't do what I think you're going to do..."
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Feb 9, 2013 07:08
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Ok that battle on the beach was pretty fuckin lol Serious post: Good episode. The show still does the "will he or won't he gently caress somebody over" card very well. When everyone was puking I thought for sure the rum was meant as a way to weaken the slave army in preparation for a backstabbing. Can't wait to see old man Crassus rage out about his kid! gonna be OG decimation, I bet Asbury fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Feb 9, 2013 |
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Feb 9, 2013 07:09
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Welp, I wasn't wild about Naevia before, but I'm completely on board for her getting killed off in the near future. Attius was way more awesome in two episodes than she's been in the latest two seasons.
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Feb 9, 2013 07:43
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3Romeo posted:Ok that battle on the beach was pretty fuckin lol Yeah, that was clever. I'm still not sure if they did plan to or not? Were those ballista things just incase Spartacus' guys tried to screw them? I might have missed something.
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Feb 9, 2013 07:52
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Forum Actuary posted:Yeah, that was clever. I'm still not sure if they did plan to or not? Looked like it. Although why they still needed their main guy to signal them for help after the Romans arrived is kinda weird. Strict adherence to orders goes out the window when an unexpected group of Romans start attacking.
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Feb 9, 2013 08:16
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Prosthetic penis, merkin, gay sex, Roman stupidity, great fights...  I'm not going to mind the "catchup" weeks. There are only seven left, might as well space it out a bit.
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Feb 9, 2013 08:17
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Welp, all my sympathy for Naevia is out the window. gently caress her PTSD. Doesn't justify murdering relatively decent dudes.
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Feb 9, 2013 08:23
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Spartacus : War of the Magic Cocks
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Feb 9, 2013 10:20
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AshB posted:Welp, I wasn't wild about Naevia before, but I'm completely on board for her getting killed off in the near future. Attius was way more awesome in two episodes than she's been in the latest two seasons. Then I was very disappointed.
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Feb 9, 2013 10:44
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There have been 3 episodes thus far this season. Bodycount? 166.
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Feb 9, 2013 10:47
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When they cut from Agron loving Nasir to drunk Gannicus walking all funny my first thought was that it was Nasir walking weird from the dicking.
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Feb 9, 2013 11:21
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Very disappointed Naevia did not die. Loved the gratuitous gay sex. Gannicus still is the only character loved the entire series. The pirates are assholes and Spartacus should see through that. Need more offensive war from Spartacus and less inter-city bullshit.
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Feb 9, 2013 12:05
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Pinwiz11 posted:Prosthetic penis, merkin, gay sex, Roman stupidity, great fights... This show is the best.
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Feb 9, 2013 15:52
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:"My Cock Is MAGIC!" Then see it disappear
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Feb 9, 2013 16:06
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Forum Actuary posted:Yeah, that was clever. I'm still not sure if they did plan to or not? It really seemed to me that the pirates were totally going to betray Spartacus and crew but the Romans showing up threw a wrench into his plans.
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Feb 9, 2013 18:07
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Pinwiz11 posted:Prosthetic penis, merkin, gay sex, Roman stupidity, great fights... Spartacus has single-handedly revived the merkin business. I'll bet some long struggling merkin craftsman somewhere is weeping tears of gratitude as we speak. etalian posted:Then see it
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Feb 9, 2013 21:08
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They introduced the best character in the series and then killed him off in the same episode. I'll miss the man with the magic cock.
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Feb 9, 2013 23:02
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I'm pretty sure if you have a penis worth bragging about on this show, you will die very quickly ie: Horse Cock
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Feb 10, 2013 00:14
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qbert posted:Welp, all my sympathy for Naevia is out the window. gently caress her PTSD. Doesn't justify murdering relatively decent dudes. Well she is going to be massacred with Crixus' crew, if not killed before somehow. So they need to make her a little unsympathetic for what's coming.
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Feb 10, 2013 00:36
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Who had magic cock and where was the cocksthesis? How did I miss this?
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Feb 10, 2013 00:45
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muscles like this? posted:It really seemed to me that the pirates were totally going to betray Spartacus and crew but the Romans showing up threw a wrench into his plans. Eh. In clips of the rest of the season, members of the pirate band can be seen with Spartacus in battles against the Romans, so their wasn't much tension for me.
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Feb 10, 2013 01:35
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Scoobi posted:Who had magic cock and where was the cocksthesis? How did I miss this? The random German (?) guy who got stabbed by Crassus' son.
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Feb 10, 2013 01:38
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The guy who walked up to Crixus with his dick out? There's something wrong with you guys if you thought that was prosthetic.
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Feb 10, 2013 01:52
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Irish Joe posted:The guy who walked up to Crixus with his dick out? There's something wrong with you guys if you thought that was prosthetic. http://www.contactmusic.com/news/douglas-honoured-with-prosthetic-penis-in-new-spartacus_1112031 Not proof of that guy, specifically. But it's not unlikely. All the dudes showing cock on that show have wicked long flaccidity if those are all real. (ie: they're not...)
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Feb 10, 2013 03:00
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Feenix posted:http://www.contactmusic.com/news/douglas-honoured-with-prosthetic-penis-in-new-spartacus_1112031 Amazing quote:Actress Lucy Lawless, who strips for the film, reveals, "That was Erin Cummings, who plays Spartacus' wife Sura. She thought she should have the right to name it (penis), so Kirk Douglas' agent, don't call us. Having a big cock on Spartacus is similar in concept to the young teen couple making out in a slasher movie. It's basically being marked for gruesome death in the near future. etalian fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Feb 10, 2013 |
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Feb 10, 2013 04:29
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In ancient Rome, the key to survival was having a micropenis.
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Feb 10, 2013 05:10
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Aphrodite posted:Her character change happened at the same time as her actor change, and the new one isn't very good. I don't know if the old one would have been able to sell it, but this one can't. Agreed. I'm actually still not liking Liam much, though he's not terrible, I just can't seem him as intelligent as the way Andy played him.
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Feb 10, 2013 06:01
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rapeface posted:Agreed. I'm actually still not liking Liam much, though he's not terrible, I just can't seem him as intelligent as the way Andy played him. I have rose tinted glasses towards liam. Spartacus will always be Andy's character, but the show had to go on. Liam is doing his best and that's all i can really ask of him. The main problem i see isn't necessarily his acting, but Spartacus has no more character growth. The majority of that happened with Andy, so its tough for him to step into that role. I don't think there's an actor on the planet that would make a good Spartacus. There's no way to replicate Andy's acting, and to change anything to make it his own would be a bit of a dishonor in my opinion. I don't think he's doing a bad job per se, i just think Spartacus has kind of peaked in his character development and the other characters are WAY more interesting.
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