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haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I don't get why someone wants to express their admiration for a piece of media by making it possible for the characters in it to beat the poo poo out of each other

# ? Feb 11, 2013 09:02

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:38

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

gooby on rails posted:

I don't get why someone wants to express their admiration for a piece of media by making it possible for the characters in it to beat the poo poo out of each other

donkeypunch pony porn

# ? Feb 11, 2013 11:01

Nelson MandEULA: Feb 27, 2011; "...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

that awful man posted:

more like worstiality

# ? Feb 11, 2013 11:40

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

gooby on rails posted:

I don't get why someone wants to express their admiration for a piece of media by making it possible for the characters in it to beat the poo poo out of each other

Super Smash Brothers would be my guess, that and a lack of basic social skills.

# ? Feb 11, 2013 11:54

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

LP97S posted:

Super Smash Brothers would be my guess, that and a lack of basic social skills.

one of the ~top smash players~ slept over at a guy's house while traveling and jizzed on his couch

when he got confronted about it he tried to blow it off by saying it was just his pee

# ? Feb 11, 2013 15:20

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Install Gentoo posted:

hasbro sent c&d to a site that was going to sell a pony fighting game based on and using the main characters explicitly

Do you mean "Without changing them at all" or "giving them big cocks to fight with"..?

Or both? :o:

# ? Feb 11, 2013 15:51

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

just a butt posted:

one of the ~top smash players~ slept over at a guy's house while traveling and jizzed on his couch

when he got confronted about it he tried to blow it off by saying it was just his pee

I, too, have urine that is the colour and consistency of semen. Im goign to die

# ? Feb 11, 2013 16:21

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

actually i think that the point there was it's not really any better to pee on the couch

# ? Feb 11, 2013 17:41

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

also that you don't have to carefully examine and characterize the stain someone leaves on your couch to get angry

# ? Feb 11, 2013 17:48

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Sagebrush posted:

actually i think that the point there was it's not really any better to pee on the couch

so that's why i never get invited to parties. i thought people just didnm't like my opinions on proprietary software.

# ? Feb 11, 2013 17:48

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Sagebrush posted:

actually i think that the point there was it's not really any better to pee on the couch

its possible for there to be more than one funny thing about a thing you baby

# ? Feb 11, 2013 17:54

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

(shame nothing like that ever happens with my posting)

# ? Feb 11, 2013 17:55

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Hammerite posted:

(shame nothing like that ever happens with my posting)

well, it's funny you're still posting

(not ha-ha funny, the other funny)

# ? Feb 11, 2013 17:57

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_recurring_The_Simpsons_characters

# ? Feb 11, 2013 18:05

mcnealys baby: Nov 3, 2002; ohhh here we go

this is the perfect item for this thread: this article was actually flagged for being "too detailed": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chipmunk_Adventure

quote:

When David Seville goes off to Europe on a business trip, the Chipmunks, Alvin, Simon and Theodore are left at home with their babysitter, Miss Miller - much to the dismay of Alvin, who dreams of world travel. While the three are playing an arcade game of Around the World in Thirty Days with the Chipettes, Alvin and Brittany argue over which would win an actual race around the world. Diamond smugglers Klaus and Claudia Vorstein overhear the conversation and approach the children, telling them that they will provide them with the means for a real race around the world by hot air balloon, with the winner receiving $100,000.
After tricking Miss Miller, the Chipmunks and Chipettes meet at the Vorsteins' mansion, where they are told the rules: each team is given a separate route to follow, along with a chest of dolls, made in their own likenesses, which they are required to drop off to verify that they have visited all checkpoints. Upon dropping off one of their own dolls, they will receive a doll made in the likeness of the opposing team. In reality, the dolls being dropped off are filled with diamonds, and the dolls received are filled with cash, given to them by the buyers. Both teams begin their travels; while the Chipmunks go to Mexico City, the Chipettes are caught in a hurricane and Brittany comes very close to becoming eaten by a shark. Unknown to both teams, however, they are being trailed by two INTERPOL agents, sent by Inspector Jamal, who was informed by Klaus and Claudia's butler, Mario, of the Vorstein's operation. The agents silently follow behind as the Chipmunks and Chipettes travel to many exotic locations. Both teams meet up in Athens, where Alvin and Brittany begin bickering, each claiming they can "out-rock and roll" the other, with Dave and the two INTERPOL agents nearly spotting them.
The Chipettes then travel on to Egypt, where they are captured and brought to a young Arabian prince. The prince falls in love with Brittany and, oblivious to the diamond smuggling, agrees to return the valuable dolls to Jamal but declares that he is keeping the girls, and making Brittany his bride. Despite being showered with gifts, including a baby penguin, the Chipettes are desperate to make an escape. Still unaware of the contents of their dolls, they secretly try to retrieve them - only to find them guarded by snakes. Brittany and Jeanette "charm" the snakes by singing "Getting Lucky", then grab the dolls and escape just as Eleanor arrives carrying a small cooler.
Meanwhile, the Chipmunks are camping in a jungle near a native village while taking a shortcut. Theodore senses something is wrong; Simon and Alvin don't believe him. Upon waking up the next morning, they find Theodore missing. While trying to find him, Alvin and Simon are taken captive by some local natives. They soon learn that Theodore is being worshipped as the natives' "Prince of Plenty". Alvin and Simon are quickly forced to wear loincloths and are made into Theodore's personal servants.
Meanwhile, the Chipettes learn that Eleanor's cooler contains not only food, but the baby penguin, whom Eleanor feels needs to be returned to its parents in Antarctica. The girls soon decide to head to Antarctica and sing the song "My Mother". However, Claudia is alerted to the girls' actions by her henchmen, and concludes that they must have discovered the diamonds and are trying to make off with them. She orders her henchmen to get the dolls back. As the girls deliver the penguin to its parents, they are attacked by Claudia's henchmen. The Chipettes wrestle with the men as they attempt to steal the dolls, and a doll tears as the henchman falls from the balloon. Grateful to the Chipettes, the penguins snowball the henchmen into submission as the girls escape. They then notice the torn Chipette doll lying on the floor of the balloon; Jeanette picks it up and diamonds fall out of it. Opening a Chipmunk doll, they find it full of dollar bills, and realize that the whole race was just a set-up to deliver the diamonds. Realizing that the Chipmunks are likely in danger as well, they head off to find them.

Alvin and Simon, meanwhile, are forced to search a nearby cave for mushrooms, with Alvin growing increasingly fed-up with the situation. Inside the cave, they find a series of ideograms on the walls, which Simon is able to translate -thanks to his vast intellect. The ideograms tell of the Prince of Plenty being sacrificed on a full moon, which is tonight. Before long, all three Chipmunks are tied to stakes by the natives, hanging precariously above a pit full of crocodiles. In a desperate attempt to delay their own deaths, they sing "Wooly Bully", which pleases the natives and lasts just long enough for the Chipettes to rescue them.
Together in the Chipettes' balloon, the kids return to Los Angeles, where they are met at the airport by Klaus and Claudia. After a high energy chase through the baggage claim (as the Chipettes sing Diamond Dolls), the two groups are forced into a car under the false threat of Miss Miller's being kidnapped. Dave is arriving home to the airport at the same time, and hears Alvin's cries for help. Inspector Jamal runs up, identifying himself, and he and Dave begin to make chase. While it at first appears that Klaus and Claudia will escape, they are accidentally run off the road by Miss Miller, who was heading to the airport to pick up Dave. The diamond smugglers are arrested, and Brittany and Alvin argue over who really won the race, but Dave breaks up the argument and guides them to Miss Miller's car. Alvin tries to explain what happened, causing Dave to yell "ALVIN!" as the film ends.

someone sat down and wrote this all out with their precious life

# ? Feb 11, 2013 21:29

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

but did he count all the panty shots

# ? Feb 11, 2013 21:31

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

mcnealys baby posted:

this is the perfect item for this thread: this article was actually flagged for being "too detailed": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chipmunk_Adventure

someone sat down and wrote this all out with their precious life

thank you so much for to playing my game

# ? Feb 12, 2013 01:25

CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

mcnealys baby posted:

this is the perfect item for this thread: this article was actually flagged for being "too detailed": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chipmunk_Adventure

someone sat down and wrote this all out with their precious life

tbf i thought that movie owned when i was like five

i guess if you never grow out of that age mentally you write poo poo like that

# ? Feb 12, 2013 01:39

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

This article is about a video game mode. For two player games in general, see Two-player game.

A two-player video game is a video game played by just two players. This is distinct from a multiplayer video game which is played by more than two players,[1] and from a single-player video game, in which the player has no human opponents.

In video games, the nature of the two-player mode varies depending on the game. Two-player mode can have players cooperating in a team as in Final Fight, competing against one another as in Mortal Kombat, or alternating like Mario (Player 1) and Luigi (Player 2) in Super Mario Bros. Most two-player games can also be played in single player mode.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 02:00

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

Yodzilla posted:

but did he count all the panty shots

lol i remember dis

# ? Feb 12, 2013 05:24

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Wheeler also complained that retconning Barbara Gordon's paralysis as a temporary injury from which she recovered, fully in line with the DC Universe's status as containing incredibly advanced medical technology as well as literal healing magic,[23] and restoring her as Batgirl, to the exclusion of Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown, made the DC Universe less diverse and inclusive.[52]

# ? Feb 12, 2013 12:12

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

.lnk to the past posted:

lol i remember dis

I don't

# ? Feb 12, 2013 13:49

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braille_technology

quote:

Braille Technology is capable of revolutionizing the lives of thousands of people because it allows them to engage in the virtual world that can not be perceived through their eyes. Braille technology allows blind or visually impaired people to do common tasks such as writing, browsing the Internet, typing in Braille and printing in text, engaging in chat, downloading files, music, using electronic mail, burning music, and reading documents. It also allows blind or visually impaired students to complete all assignments in school as the rest of sighted classmates and allows them take courses online. It enables professionals to do their jobs and teachers to lecture using hardware and software applications. The advances of Braille technology are meaningful because blind people can access more texts, books and libraries and it also facilitates the printing of Braille texts.

Yet another wikipedia article written by a fifth grader

# ? Feb 12, 2013 22:02

Augster: Aug 5, 2011

quote:

Fantastic art is an art genre.^{[further explanation needed]} The parameters of fantastic art have been fairly rigorously defined in the scholarship on the subject ever since the 19th century.^{[vague][citation needed]} There was a movement of science fiction and fantasy artists prior to and during the Great Depression, which were mainly cover art and comic book illustrators.^{[citation needed]}

# ? Feb 12, 2013 22:03

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Call Now posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braille_technology

Yet another wikipedia article written by a fifth grader

don't have much to say? need to pad something out? start listing things for no real reason

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists

lists all the way down

# ? Feb 12, 2013 22:08

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

syscall girl posted:

don't have much to say? need to pad something out? start listing things for no real reason

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists

lists all the way down

I love that 'article' but the tragic thing is that most of the lists of lists are just two or three lists long

more like disambiguation pages really I.M.H.O.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:42

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

PleasingFungus posted:

I love that 'article' but the tragic thing is that most of the lists of lists are just two or three lists long

more like disambiguation pages really I.M.H.O.

Also someone made a "list of lists of lists of lists" but it got deleted

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:42

zonar: Jan 4, 2012; That was a BAD business decision!

PleasingFungus posted:

Also someone made a "list of lists of lists of lists" but it got deleted

RIP

# ? Feb 13, 2013 01:46

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_your_posts

# ? Feb 13, 2013 02:19

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

in college i used to proctor tests for a gal who had a braille laptop. It was p cool

# ? Feb 13, 2013 02:28

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odie

quote:

Odie is a fictional character in the Jim Davis comic strip Garfield. He has also appeared in Garfield and Friends, The Garfield Show, two live-action feature films, and 3 CGI films.

He is a kind but (slightly) unintelligent yellow-furred, brown-eared beagle (however between his first appearance and September 1979 his ears were black). In the live-action films based on the Garfield franchise, he is played by a dachshund though an actual beagle was seen at the talent show scene as one of the dogs barking at Garfield. In the comic of August 26, 2007, Garfield describes Odie's species as "purebred clown" after trying to find out what kind of dog Odie is with the help of a book.[1]

Odie usually has a large tongue and slobbers in his appearances. After October 1997, he began walking on two feet, instead of all fours, just like Garfield, though this was demonstrated as early as 1989 (on the television specials, Odie's first appearance on two feet was in the 1987 Garfield Goes Hollywood). Also by this time his whiskers disappeared, and he was no longer depicted as a puppy, even if he hasn't become officially as a full-grown dog.

In the television series, Odie's appearance is usually announced by the sound of the cavalry's bugling.

He is Garfield's best friend and victim.

sadly lacks any graphs to further illustrate the point

# ? Feb 13, 2013 05:08

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

.lnk to the past posted:

sadly lacks any graphs to further illustrate the point

yeah man i need this represented to me in ways that give me datapoints and figures

# ? Feb 13, 2013 05:10

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

Lutha Mahtin posted:

in college i used to proctor tests for a gal who had a braille laptop. It was p cool

a girl eh, how'd she look? :razz:

# ? Feb 13, 2013 05:11

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

NevergirlsOFFICIAL posted:

a girl eh, how'd she look?

not very well, that's why she needed the keyboard

# ? Feb 13, 2013 05:13

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

.lnk to the past posted:

not very well, that's why she needed the keyboard

:iamafag:

# ? Feb 13, 2013 05:25

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

the last three sentences here are just :psyduck:

quote:

C-clamps or G-clamps are typically made of steel or cast iron, though smaller clamps may be made of pot metal. At the top of the "C" is usually a small flat edge. At the bottom is a threaded hole through which a large threaded screw protrudes. One end of this screw contains a flat edge of similar size to the one at the top of the frame, and the other end usually a small metal bar, perpendicular to the screw itself, which is used to gain leverage when tightening the clamp. When the clamp is completely closed, the flat end of the screw is in contact with the flat end on the frame.[2] When the clamp is actually used, it is very rare that this occurs. Generally some other object or objects will be contained between the top and bottom flat edges.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 05:57

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

Electrical burns in the mouth are fairly common. They are usually caused by chewing on live electrical wiring.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 08:16

Cantorsdust: Aug 10, 2008; Infinitely many points, but zero length.

theadder posted:

Electrical burns in the mouth are fairly common. They are usually caused by chewing on live electrical wiring.

Burns on my dick are fairly common. They are usually caused by loving a melon I overheated in the microwave.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 08:41

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

.lnk to the past posted:

He is a kind but (slightly) unintelligent yellow-furred, brown-eared beagle (however between his first appearance and September 1979 his ears were black).

This sort of poo poo is so common in lovely wikipedia articles and I don't know why they don't have a rule against it. literally no one cares that odie's ears were black for a few months 35 years ago. i mean no one cares about odie's ears in general but you know what i mean, shut up. Irrelevant asides containing inappropriate and non-notable detail like this are the reason summary and synopsis sections all over wiki are twice as long as they should be.

# ? Feb 13, 2013 16:42

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i thought they were always black

i guess i havent read any garfield strips from later than 1979

# ? Feb 13, 2013 16:55

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