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Pick 'em: For All Time! Burma Dubai
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# ? Feb 14, 2013 18:36 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 19:56 |
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Pick 'em Burma Hartford
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# ? Feb 14, 2013 19:02 |
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The following contest, scheduled for the best four out of seven games, is for the Smasher League and Television Championships! Darkness. Chataqua Field Ithaca, NY Chataqua Field will host Games 3, 4, and 5 of this series. The following dead-eyed cynics know the Phoenixes are going win: gingemidget (WAL) (6 Games, 5-3) Armitage (JAC) (7 Games, 4-3) Light. Dusseldorf Memorial Coliseum Bolton, Lancashire Memorial Coliseum will host Games 1, 2, 6 and 7 of this series. The following dreamers just know that the W's have the elan to overcome: Monathin (CNT) (4 Games, 6-5) cbx (DEC) (5 Games, 5-3) NotThatSamBeckett (5 Games, 10-3) Pander (SAD) (5 Games, 5-4) CVE (MDM) (6 Games, 7-3) theacox (CER) (6 Games, 5-4) GrickleGrass (MAN) (7 Games, 5-4) mooseontheloose (HRV) (7 Games, 8-6) Senerio (NOW) (7 Games, 1-0) Game 1 Don May posted:
Box Score Game 2 Don May posted:
Box Score Game 3 Don May posted:
Box Score Game 4 Don May posted:
Box Score Game 5 Don May posted:
Box Score Updated Playoff Bracket
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# ? Feb 15, 2013 04:14 |
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Son. I am disappoint.
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# ? Feb 15, 2013 04:21 |
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Help us UltimoDragonQuest, you're our only hope.
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# ? Feb 15, 2013 04:37 |
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Expansion Cup VIII Playoff and Gauntlet Pick Em for Super League VII Scores and Standings through Smasher League Championship Series pre:Gricklegrass 41 Armitage 39 Pander 38 cbx 32 Monathin 31 gingemidget 30 Senerio 28 theacox 28 NotThatSamBeckett 26 CVE 25 Gabriel Pope 20 Mooseontheloose 20 ScottyJSno 13 Bograt 3
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# ? Feb 15, 2013 04:38 |
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What the everliving gently caress, AI manager?!?!?!
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# ? Feb 15, 2013 08:21 |
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Ah, the Gauntlet, where I finally get to kill your underachieving teams for the high crimes of not playing to their potentials. All entrants in the Gauntlet are deemed guilty, and therefore worthy of death until they prove otherwise. Two more teams will be taken to the abattoir after this round. Let's see who the peanut gallery thinks are the damned: Burma Imperialists cbx (DEC) CVE (MDM) Gabriel Pope (OMA) gingemidget (WAL) GrickleGrass (MAN) Monathin (CNT) mooseontheloose (HRV) Dubai Dervishes cbx (DEC) Gabriel Pope (OMA) gingemidget (WAL) GrickleGrass (WAL) Monathin (CNT) Pander (SAD) theacox (CER) Hartford Whalers CVE (MDM) mooseontheloose (HRV) theacox (CER) Philadelphia Failures they Pander (SAD) Personally, I'm amazed that more people took the Whalers over the Failures, especially since the Failures dramatically underachieved in the Super-League, while the Whalers did about as good as they could have done, and they still ended up with about the same record, especially since the Failures don't rely on Steve "Sting" Carlton to keep them alive. I'm not saying that I would have chosen either of them, but I would have picked the Failures over the Whalers, and it wouldn't have been close. Then again, since most people went for the Dervishes and Imperialists anyway, and that was probably the right pick, it's more of an academic point. And now, the results... Results! The Dervishes fell short on the very last game of the round, as the Imperialists mounted a big comeback to take the final game 5-3, leaving the Dervishes one game short. If they had tied the Failures, they would have won on a tie-breaker, but they just couldn't quite do it. The Gauntlet can be cruel. Imperialists and Failures advance! Not only did the Imperialists win, but they took out the strongest team left in the Gauntlet by killing the Dervishes. Since there's a decent chance the last round of the Gauntlet will not be necessary, that means that the Imperialists now have to be the heavy favorites to survive the Gauntlet. One bad game can ruin everything. A good first team, but sometimes things don't work out. Then again, naming your team after the Whalers was pretty hopeless anyway. Did the Failures deserve to survive over the Dervishes? I don't know. Maybe they did, and maybe the didn't. But, either way, the Dervishes are dead and the Failures are moving on. Pick 'em: God Loves, Men Pick 'ems Pick TWO! Burma Imperialists Oxbridge Mathematicians Philadelphia Failures Web 2.0 Bloggers (The 'I hate Smasher' option)
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 00:24 |
Smasher Dynamo posted:Pick 'em: God Loves, Men Pick 'ems Haha, time for guessing at these and hoping I get ahead!
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 00:54 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:
Sure why not.
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 01:20 |
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Hey, I made my picks! Of course only one of them held up their end of the bargain.Armitage posted:Crap, I'm gonna have to go with Burma and Dubai as well. Pick 'em: God Loves, Men Pick 'ems Pick TWO! Burma Imperialists Web 2.0 Bloggers (The 'I think Smasher is a peachy keen fellow' option)
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 01:57 |
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Pick 'em: God Loves, Men Pick 'ems Pick TWO! Burma Imperialists Oxbridge Mathematicians
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 02:13 |
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Listen, Hartford, you've got to let the Whalers go, okay? It's been fifteen years, and they aren't coming back. Owner: mks5000 Location: Hartford, CT Home Grounds: The Shipyard Teams Used 1972 New York Yankees 1976 Philadelphia Phillies 1995 New York Yankees Past Records Expansion Cup VII 86-77, 2nd Place, Laissez-Faire Division Super-League VIII 79-83, 3rd Place, Mark Bellhorn Division, Gauntletted Gauntlet VII Round 7: 15-25, 4th Place, Relegated Championship History 2x Television Champions A Special Message from the Mayor of Hartford The Honorable Pedro E. Segarra Future readers of this thread, welcome! I am Pedro E. Segarra, the mayor of Hartford, and I welcome you to this retrospective of the only Super-League team to ever call Hartford, Connecticut home, the mighty Hartford Whalers. I remember the first time that mks5000 asked me about forming a team in this great city. He said, "Pedro, you are an outstanding mayor, and I'm sure that you'll beat those corruption charges." And I did, as the judge was persuaded to drop the charges after he found the distance between the courthouse and his new luxury townhouse in Maine to be too far to travel regularly. But I am not here to talk about that, nor am I here to talk about my ground-breaking Hartford Resurgence Plan, which promises to transform Hartford into a marginally livable city by the year 2045. Instead, I am here to talk about the Hartford Whalers. No, not the since-departed NHL team, who proved for nearly twenty years that Hartford is a major league city, and who broke the hearts of this city by moving to the Carolinas. (Although it is worth noting that it took two full states to match the fandom of our city.) No, I am here to talk about the Super-League Hartford Whalers, who, unlike the many residents of neighboring towns who come into our fair city to work, and yet forget about us as the drive home at night along I-84 or I-91, they were part of Hartford through and through. In a way, the Whalers symbolized the promise of Hartford in the 21st Century. Much like me, they weren't perfect. For example, I promised that I would make the trustees of UConn move their medical school to Hartford, and they literally laughed in my face for twenty minutes, mocking the very suggestion that they would move such a flagship institution to a dying town. But I did convince, after getting on my knees and begging, to relocate their West Hartford campus nearly three miles east right into the heart of downtown. Admittedly, that move has not made the campus any more convenient or accessible, and it is fair to say that many would-be applicants have been turned off by the pervasive urban blight around the new campus, but the important thing is that I got it done. The Whalers were a lot like that. They knew that it wasn't important whether or not they did the things they said they were going to do, but that it was more important that they did something, whether or not it was a good idea. Let's not forget the time they traded Sparky Lyle for Spud Davis. It didn't make sense, and the team already had Thurman Munson and Jorge Posada, either of whom was clearly superior to Spud Davis. But mks5000 has given the illusion of progress, and in Hartford, that's considered good enough. If I may digress a moment, I would like to talk about the challenges that I, as the mayor of a mid-sized city, face in today's challenging climate. As you know, Hartford has faced a budget shortfall for the past few years, and have been forced to create a leaner, more efficient government. But that has not been enough and, three months ago, I proposed to the City Council a plan that would both reduce the size of city government and raise revenue. My plan was to create a reality television show where callers who phone in, for a fee, to vote on which employee they wanted to see laid off. By doing so, we would open up multiple revenue streams and reduce overhead in the most humane and entertaining way possible. To date, however, the city council has blocked my plan, calling it "unfathomably cruel" and "an affront to basic norms of human decency." Even worse, after spending $500,000 on a pilot of the show, which I sent to various critics in hope of creating some sort of "buzz", I have found that the most of them gave unfavorable reviews of the product. I blame the city council for this, as a full disbursement of the funds slated for this project could have made a much better pilot than what was ultimately produced. However, in the spirit of compromise, I have a new proposal that I am preparing to make to the city council. As all of you know, The Hunger Games was a big success in the theaters this past summer. To that end, I propose that we take twenty employees slated for termination, take them to one of our many blighted neighborhoods, and then demand they fight to the death, with the winner earning the right to retain their job. Obviously, we would put in some sort of safeguard to prevent any actual fatalities, the nuts and bolts of which are still being worked out. I only hope that the city council can give my new idea a fair hearing for the sake of good governance. Returning to my discussion of the Whalers, I would like to point out that unlike the hockey Whalers, whom the NHL has asked us very nicely to refrain from mentioning, even offering us several thousand dollars to burn or otherwise dispose of the Whalers banners that still hang in the Hartford Civic Center, the Super-League Whalers were always proud of their hometown. And why wouldn't they be? Did you know that the Brookings Institute rated Hartford as the most productive city in the world? I think that this lofty accomplishment was clearly the result of my policy to allow corporations to make their employees into indentured servants. But I think that my pro-business policies have not gone far enough. Clearly, the only way for Hartford to survive, and thrive, is to forge long-term and profitable partnerships with corporations. For example, as the capital city of Connecticut, we host the Connecticut Supreme Court. I say, why not sell the naming rights? The Mountain Dew Code Red Connecticut Supreme Court might not have quite the same prestige, but it could make the city of Hartford nearly $10,000 a year. Or, thinking outside the box, Hartford is only an hour drive from New York City and its organized crime. It is known to all that mob bosses have a great deal of disposable income that they spend on things such as high-class mistress, track suits, luxury automobiles and hitmen. That is money that could be going into the Hartford economy. To that end, I propose Hartford repeals its outdated anti-racketeering laws, and welcomes the various dons and capos into our city. With the crime rate already as high as it is, most residents will not notice the increase. Just like me, the Whalers have made mistakes. I think it's fair to say that two Steve Carltons was a mistake. But we have all made mistakes. I, for one, gave nearly 50 million dollars to a con man who claimed that he could build a super-train that would connect Hartford with Boston and New York City. It turned out that this super-train was incredibly dangerous, and only went to Springfield. Fortunately, the Connecticut Supreme Court ruled that "gross incompetence in municipal administration" is not a criminal offense. That was a good day for me, and thus the city of Hartford. The point I'm trying to make here is that the Whalers are gone, but that's not my fault, and at least we still have the memories. In conclusion, like so many other times in my career, I'd like to close with a quote from Mark Twain, who once said, "Home in the valley, home in city, home isn't pretty, ain't no home for me. Home in the darkness, home on the highway, home isn't my way, home will never be. Burn out the day, burn out the night, I can't see no reason to put up a fight. I'm living for giving the devil his due, and I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you." Thank you, and god bless the city of Hartford and its mayor. Respectfully, Pedro E. Segarra Mayor
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 02:18 |
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Pick 'em: God Loves, Men Pick 'ems Pick TWO! Burma Imperialists Oxbridge Mathematicians Philadelphia Failures Web 2.0 Bloggers
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 02:27 |
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Pick 'Em Burma Imperialists & Web 2.0 Bloggers (I micromanage my picks) Thanks to Smasher for getting B.O.C. stuck in my head.
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 02:45 |
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Beautiful obit, smasher. I just want to point out that I traded Sparky for Spud Davis AND Cy Falkenberg. (not that it makes it any better) In the end, I'm pretty please with my whalers. They had a rotation built around two Steve Carltons and an offense centered around 3 guys with insanely high strikeout rates. This a good superleague team does not make. We grow. We learn. Also what the gently caress Reggie Jackson, now you decide to hit dingers? When my pitching craps out? gently caress you.
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 02:51 |
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Marauder! Some exciting updates. If the Bangers beat the Tornados tomorrow, I'll let you, if you wish, just pick which of your teams becomes Champion and faces the Macho Men because, well, you could just alter your rosters if you wanted to ensure whichever outcome you so chose. But, if you challenge the Macho Men, and you lose, then, because of contraction, I am going to suspend your second franchise, and therefore you will not be allowed to build a replacement team at this time.
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 03:41 |
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Pick 'em: God Loves, Men Pick 'ems Pick TWO! Burma Imperialists Oxbridge Mathematicians
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 04:43 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Marauder! Actually, I think it suits the narrative for this to be the Bangers' last season regardless. The Losers have a new rival in the Tornadoes, and the Sic Transit Vir has been a wasteland for new teams for long enough. The Bangers will, of course, challenge the Macho Men. Should we lose to the Tornadoes, the fault will not be in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underperforming, and we shall retire to sulk and brood.
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 05:01 |
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The Merry Marauder posted:Actually, I think it suits the narrative for this to be the Bangers' last season regardless. The Losers have a new rival in the Tornadoes, and the Sic Transit Vir has been a wasteland for new teams for long enough. Splendid. Should the Finger-Bangers win tomorrow, they will be made the official champions of Super-League VIII, with the Macho Men challenge to follow on Monday. Plan accordingly.
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 05:28 |
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Empty spaces - what are we living for? It's been about a year now, and I am honestly wondering why I keep doing this. It's a great thing to do, but I am not entirely sure why… Abandoned places - I guess we know the score.. I mean, look at my history: I moved from New York, to the Asian Neighborhood of California, to Chicago of all places. Now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, and the teams aren't matching up, at least until this one… On and on! Does anybody know what we are looking for? Yet, I still come back. I guess the challenge of making a good baseball team without knowing anything about the sport is a challenge, and I am no more knowledgeable about it now than I was when I started out here… Another hero - another mindless crime. The biggest part of my teams when I first made them was "Hey! I know that guy! That means he's good!" and that led to some good teams, and some real duds. Behind the curtain, in the pantomime. This team was supposed to be another gimmick team, "pick exclusively Red Sox," and all, but I decided not to focus on that gimmick. This team has done better than I expected, and that's why I'm making this post. Hold the line! Does anybody want to take it anymore? I'd been waiting almost a year to do this, and I finally feel that this team was good enough for me to say I'm back and I'm ready to take the Smasher League by STORM! Senerio fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Feb 16, 2013 |
# ? Feb 16, 2013 05:59 |
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Senerio posted:
On the one hand, the Macho Men retired the Mercuries forever, and so you shouldn't be able to use their old logo and name. On the other, another two months of "RETURN THE SLAB" jokes would drive me insane. I'm conflicted.
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# ? Feb 16, 2013 06:56 |
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The following series, scheduled for the best-four-out-of-seven wins, is for the Dynamo League and Hardcore Championships. Tornados, you are the last hope of the Super-League. If you fail here, there is going to be a Marauder/Marauder finals and no one wants to see that. So, please don't gently caress this up. Progressive Field Cancun, Quintana Roo, Estados Unidos Mexicanos Oh, who am I kidding, the Bangers are totally going to win. Sumitomo Mitsui Group Park Fukuoka, Japan Game 1 Don May posted:
Box Score Game 2 Don May posted:
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Box Score Game 7 Don May posted:
Box Score A Proclamation from Commissar Smasher Dynamo WHEREAS, despite the efforts of 30 other owners, Marauder has managed to get both of his teams in the finals; and WHEREAS, the prospect of a Marauder vs. Marauder series would be about the least exciting thing ever; and WHEREAS, Marauder, owning both teams, could arrange his roster in such a manner as to effectively hand the series to whichever of his teams as he chose; and WHEREAS, in this time of Super-League contraction that spots in Super-League IX are scarce; and WHEREAS, allowing Marauder to own two teams has run its course and done some damage to the competitive balance of the league; and WHEREAS, not allowing Marauder to create a new team to replace whichever team the Macho Men retired would obviate the need for a ninth round of the Gauntlet; WHEREAS, consultations have been made with Marauder on all of these subjects; THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that The Fukuoka Finger-Bangers will play the Macho Men in a streak vs. career best-of-nine game series scheduled for Monday. Further, BE IT ALSO RESOLVED that Round 9 of the Gauntlet is hereby cancelled, with the Oneida Mighty Spooners and Cleveland Unicorns being granted automatic survival to Super-League IX. By order of the Commissar of the Super-League, Smasher Dynamo, on this, the 16th day of February, year of our lord 2013. FINAL Pick'em Pick the winner, number of games (best of nine), and final score Fukuoka Finger-Bangers @ Macho Men
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 03:24 |
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Pick 'em The only possibility that may result in me winning is betting on the unlikely so Bangers in 6 (8 - 4)
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 03:37 |
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Hahaha, dear god, 40 runs in those last 2 wins... Expansion Cup VII Playoff and Gauntlet Pick Em For Super League VII Scores and Standings Through DLCS pre:Gricklegrass 44 Pander 44 Armitage 42 cbx 35 gingemidget 33 Monathin 33 Senerio 31 theacox 29 CVE 28 NotThatSamBeckett 26 Mooseontheloose 23 Gabriel Pope 22 ScottyJSno 13 Bograt 3
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 03:43 |
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Splendid! Does the Macho Men challenge use the DH?
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 03:47 |
I appreciate Pander's support. I took those fuckers to 7 games and I'd do it again!
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 03:58 |
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The Merry Marauder posted:Splendid! Does the Macho Men challenge use the DH? You aren't a DH team so...no.
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 04:17 |
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The Jacksonville Jobbers are going to go with the Macho Men in 8 games, with the final score 5-3.
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 04:19 |
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FINAL Pick'em Fukuoka Finger-Bangers @ Macho Men 7 games, final score 6-2
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 04:30 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:FINAL Pick'em
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 05:01 |
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Pick 'Em Fukuoka Finger-Bangers @ Macho Men, in 7 games, F: 5-3 Ah, it'd be nice to get a sandwich pick but as far as I'm concerned this is my first season so I'm lucky my know-nothing picks got me this close. Even a second or third place finish would be like the sweetest kick in the nuts ever felt. I'm not even sure that it would make my team that much better, more just that I'd be able to say I won something. Go Macho Men-atees!
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 05:28 |
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FINAL Pick'em Pick the winner, number of games (best of nine), and final score Macho Men,8,6-3
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 05:42 |
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Pick 'em: God Loves, Men Pick 'ems Pick TWO! Burma Imperialists Oxbridge Mathematicians" Philadelphia Failures Web 2.0 Bloggers Macho men in 8, final game being 8-6.
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 06:59 |
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So, it's finally time. I have absolutely no clue which way this one is going, so it's Hail Mary time: FINAL Pick'em Pick the winner, number of games (best of nine), and final score Fukuoka Finger-Bangers @ New York Macho Men in 9, final score 7-5
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 15:04 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Further, BE IT ALSO RESOLVED that Round 9 of the Gauntlet is hereby cancelled, with the Oneida Mighty Spooners and Cleveland Unicorns being granted automatic survival to Super-League IX. Best Marauder vs. Marauder series ever!
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 17:25 |
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GrickleGrass posted:Pick 'Em I've been trying to gauge regular season success, how teams did toward the end vs beginning, injuries, and projected rosters to pick winners. Good to know it's about as good as picking randomly! (I really need that sandwich pick, have you SEEN my pitching staff?)
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# ? Feb 17, 2013 18:51 |
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All I want for Presidents' Day is the final end of the Web 2.0 Bloggers. Who's with me? Burma Imperialists Armitage (JAC) cbx (DEC) GrickleGrass (MAN) Monathin (CNT) Pander (SAD) Senerio (NOW) theacox (CER) Oxbridge Mathematicians cbx (DEC) gingemidget (WAL) Monathin (CNT) Pander (SAD) theacox (CER) Philadelphia Failures gingemidget (WAL) Web 2.0 Bloggers Armitage (JAC) GrickleGrass (MAN) Senerio (NOW) Not a ton of consensus other than the Imperialists are probably going to survive. Okay, let's get this over with. Results! drat it all to hell! I give you bastards one simple job: Kill the Bloggers, and you gently caress it all up! What the hell, guys? What the loving hell? Imperialists and Bloggers Survive to Super-League IX! Great run, now try to avoid something like happening again next season, okay? Some day, Revenant Threshold, I'll be able to forgive you and give your team the obit it deserves. But you broke my heart today, so it's not going to happen right now. 3-11 against the Bloggers? Seriously? The hell happened? drat it. Alignment for Super-League IX! 30 teams means that we can either go with 15-15 or 16-14. As it happens, it looks like we have more DH teams than non-DH teams, so we'll go with the latter. Dynamo League Memento Mori Division Antarctica Unspecifieds Burma Imperialists Cancun Tornados Web 2.0 Bloggers Vae Victis Division Coburns Lovable Losers Omaha Forgettables Rockford Losers Tijuana Mules Sic Transit Vir Division CERN Colliders Cleveland Unicorns Mighty Oneida Spooners Million Dollar Men Patagonian Postmodernists Smasher League Mark Bellhorn Division Barons Detroit Cougars Finger Lakes Phoenixes Jacksonville Jaguars Nowhere Men Senor Goodtimes Division Canton Catastrophes Lombard St. Gumshoes Luna Landers Montreal Manatees New Orleans Mashers Sad Pandas Norris-Smythe Division Harvard Elites Idaho Potatoes Ryleh Cultists South Bolton Eazy W's Walney Rakers
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# ? Feb 18, 2013 00:16 |
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Hey, we had a winning record against the Bloggers (and only the Bloggers)! The Maths did their part. I'm going to blame that one entirely on Miguel Cabrera. Partially because, holy hell, look at that OBA compared to everyone else being champs or at least acceptable. But mostly I want to avoid that ire. Lesson taken from this first season in the Super League; finally, finally, I have found Lincecum's niche. Also hitting for power might be important. Revenant Threshold fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Feb 18, 2013 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 19:56 |
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I will make it easy and go no-DH so we can have an even number of teams in both leagues!
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# ? Feb 18, 2013 00:43 |