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TOOT BOOT posted:mst3k/rifftrax is the worst but srsly more power to them if they can leech more money out of their fanbase (sorry fellas it's us)
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Ericadia posted:I'd be interested in hearing your thoughts on this YOSPOS. You know, if I was a big bird, I'd fly around in the sky and stuff, and then, like, fly over people and poop on their lunch. I'd be like "Nyaaaaaaaaanyaaaaa-poop!-nyaaaaaaaanyaaaaa-poop!" Yeah, that would rule. Actually, y'know I probably could do that without being a bird. It's like, I could go into the cafeteria, and just like stand up on the table, y'know, and pull down my pants and like, go around while people are eating their lunch and just go "Poop!" And run over there and go "Poop!" A little "Poop!" over there. It's chicken-fried steak! Poop!
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Feb 26, 2013 04:08
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I'd be very upset if you pooped on my chicken fried steak
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Proteus4994 posted:You know, if I was a big bird, I'd fly around in the sky and stuff, and then, like, fly over people and poop on their lunch. I'd be like "Nyaaaaaaaaanyaaaaa-poop!-nyaaaaaaaanyaaaaa-poop!" Yeah, that would rule. Actually, y'know I probably could do that without being a bird. It's like, I could go into the cafeteria, and just like stand up on the table, y'know, and pull down my pants and like, go around while people are eating their lunch and just go "Poop!" And run over there and go "Poop!" A little "Poop!" over there. It's chicken-fried steak! Poop! poop this
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Feb 26, 2013 07:39
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Proteus4994 posted:You know, if I was a big bird, I'd fly around in the sky and stuff I legit wish I was an eagle. No more computers, no more cell phones, just my waxy feathers glistening in the light of dawn... The tiny mice below fearful of my coming; the bird-nerds watching through foggy binoculars, taking in every facet of the majesty of my being. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnlTrq6wLf0 But then I wouldn't be able to smoke a weed and watch this video. If I become an eagle one of you has to promise to be my weed support system.
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Ericadia posted:I legit wish I was an eagle. No more computers, no more cell phones, just my waxy feathers glistening in the light of dawn... The tiny mice below fearful of my coming; the bird-nerds watching through foggy binoculars, taking in every facet of the majesty of my being. bald eagles are loving disgusting carrion eaters that swarm with disease and steal kills from other, better hunters so pretty much a perfect national symbol for the united states then also i hear the words fly like an eagle and i think of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qDz7K1nbU and if you think of any other songs you're a bad person
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Feb 26, 2013 10:00
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http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/riot--2 please give us money so we can travel europe and get into riots n poo poo. thanks in gameboy advance
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Feb 26, 2013 14:29
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got an idea for a Kickstarter. an automatic laptop opener/closer. the clamps damage your monitor, it doesn't close all the way, the turning l bit strips easily, and we disappear after the first run of production. i reckon we could get at least 2.4 m
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Feb 26, 2013 14:44
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Al! posted:got an idea for a Kickstarter. an automatic laptop opener/closer. the clamps damage your monitor, it doesn't close all the way, the turning l bit strips easily, and we disappear after the first run of production. i reckon we could get at least 2.4 m why even bother with a real product, why not just sell tickets on your spaceship or something
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Feb 26, 2013 14:48
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an arduino powered cd rack that is voice activated to give you whatever cd you name. the mic is really poor so you have to shout several times before it even picks you up and if you fill it more than halfway it won't turn. if we hit our stretch goal of 3.5 m we will even write the drivers for it.
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Feb 26, 2013 15:00
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some vague technology product, doesn't need to have any real details because I'll just say "iphone" a lot and let people give me money. only asking for $500k, so should get funded easily
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Feb 26, 2013 15:37
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Al! posted:an arduino powered cd rack that is voice activated to give you whatever cd you name. the mic is really poor so you have to shout several times before it even picks you up and if you fill it more than halfway it won't turn. if we hit our stretch goal of 3.5 m we will even write the drivers for it. so like a 5 second search in a well catalogued media library?
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Feb 26, 2013 15:54
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how about a version of that but the music is not on the cd's at all, there's just stickers on the cd's with qr codes that are read by a phone that sits in a dock nearby. the qr code opens the spotify page for that album or whatever. i don't know how spotify works.
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Radio Paranoia posted:so like a 5 second search in a well catalogued media library? theres got to be a better way
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actually if u think about it the majority of kicksharters that aren't anime furry webcomics are literally infomercials for if u have an iphone
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Radio Paranoia posted:so like a 5 second search in a well catalogued media library? black and white gif of me banging my forehead into my monitor and the trackball falling out of my mouse and rolling across the room
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Feb 26, 2013 16:00
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im the glossy white ribbon cable that will fray and discolour in 2 weeks
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Feb 26, 2013 16:20
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at that price there's no way that thing could ever support thunderbolt and even then if it did it could just be 1 cable instead of both
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flyboi posted:at that price there's no way that thing could ever support thunderbolt and even then if it did it could just be 1 cable instead of both quote:Is the MacDock compatible with Thunderbolt?. so at least theyre being realistic
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Feb 26, 2013 16:28
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gonna be hilarious when they move the ports one millimeter apart and all these docks become(slightly more) worthless
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Al! posted:an arduino powered cd rack that is voice activated to give you whatever cd you name. the mic is really poor so you have to shout several times before it even picks you up and if you fill it more than halfway it won't turn. if we hit our stretch goal of 3.5 m we will even write the drivers for it. pfft cds, make it a vinyl collection and put wheels* on it so it can be taken to the local hookah lounge and you'll get hipsters throwing money at you faster than you can count it *wheels may not be the same size, round, or even exist in three dimension
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Radio Paranoia posted:actually if u think about it the majority of kicksharters that aren't anime furry webcomics are literally infomercials for if u have an iphone pretty much
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Feb 26, 2013 18:48
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hipsters don't smoke hookah here, I thought it would be more popular
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Feb 26, 2013 19:37
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Feb 26, 2013 19:54
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those offset watchband designs super suck
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Install Gentoo posted:those offset watchband designs super suck agreeing with fishmech  also those corners sticking out are going to get caught on stuff, your wrist is a joint not an equal width section of pipe
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Feb 26, 2013 20:02
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than...some watches. good metric
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Feb 26, 2013 20:05
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What a ridiculous claim to make. That's like Starbucks saying "25% tastier than some coffees!" Edit: Yep ^^^^
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Feb 26, 2013 20:06
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30% THINNER THAN SOME WATCHES 50% THICKER THAN OTHERS
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Kick starter to bring your audiophile cable pebbles to market
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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:Kick starter to bring your audiophile cable pebbles to market kickstarter to buy up a bunch of broken pebbles for $1 each and then resell them as audiophile devices at a 4000% markup
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Feb 26, 2013 21:13
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Al! posted:kickstarter to buy up a bunch of broken pebbles for $1 each and then resell them as audiophile devices at a 4000% markup http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/293441836/hand-picked-skipping-stones
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Feb 26, 2013 21:22
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Pledgers of $25 will receive one labeled box (8"x5"x5") of 20 Hand-Picked Skipping Stones packed in Spanish moss. Pledgers of $100 will receive one labeled box (8"x5"x5") of 20 Hand-Picked Skipping Stones packed in Spanish moss and the box will be complete with a rope and bamboo handled carrying system. lol 75 bucks to put a handle on your 25 dollar box of rocks
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so are there any woo-woo bullshit kickstarter kind of projects? new agey incense-and-crystals kind of stuff? because boy, could that be lucrative if you know the market my mother-in-law is one of those brazilian witch-wannabes, so my wife knows about all of this stupid poo poo, and i've studied enough eastern religion stuff to be able to fake the guru thing effectively, so we were thinking about actually starting a business selling worthless "magic" crap to gullible idiots "these hand-crafted i-ching coins have been guaranteed through extensive testing to be free of elemental affinities or biases, making them extra reliable for three-coin divination techniques" these would of course be the ones bought wholesale in lots of 500 for $20, the "extensive testing" would involve a cursory visual inspection to make sure none of them are on fire i just need some kind of way to kickstarter-ize this, after i figure out how to turn my ethics off to let me do this in the first place
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Heresiarch posted:so are there any woo-woo bullshit kickstarter kind of projects? new agey incense-and-crystals kind of stuff? because boy, could that be lucrative if you know the market http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/832347500/beating-death
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Heresiarch posted:so are there any woo-woo bullshit kickstarter kind of projects? new agey incense-and-crystals kind of stuff? because boy, could that be lucrative if you know the market please don't prey on the mentally ill
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that was just the first one i remembered, there's scads of them. even more on indigogo
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shocked there's nothing about kirlian auras in there they've got $9000 so far, and only three backers, one at the $5000+ range, that doesn't seem suspicious at all PleasingFungus posted:please don't prey on the mentally ill if i knew a way to turn my ethics off i would have been in the audiophile equipment business years ago
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