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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

You seem really excited about fake baby wieners.

3d baby wieners, even.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Castle Bidimar posted:

You seem remarkably comfortable around them

Change diapers and you will be too. Your own kids. Not a strangers cause that would be weird.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Here's one

Vidaeus
Jan 27, 2007

Cats are gonna cat.

mobby_6kl posted:

Here's one



This looks like the start of a porno.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Zephonith
Jun 25, 2008

Maybe if I actually played Mafia, I'd get a better gift from my Mafia Secret Santa. :(
A friend linked a photography site on Facebook and they were using this photo as a thumbnail on the front page. Unfortunately I couldn't find a full size version of it anywhere on the site.

b0nes
Sep 11, 2001

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gfg4OMrqCU&t=56s

:mmmhmm:

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Keeping our kids safe from fake vaginas. :911:

Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

I had to stare at this for a whole minute to figure out what was going on.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
It's called socializing.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



I fear we are setting a dangerous precedent.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

I have a feeling this wasn't unintentional.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Stormageddon posted:

a bunch of bush.

Those "religious figures"are dildos and refuse to accept it otherwise.

Lots of cultures actually have wangs as religious figures. Like Thailand, for instance. I'm sorry I didn't buy some of these as gag gifts while I was there...

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

It's her elbow

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Mr. Mallory posted:

I have a feeling this wasn't unintentional.

It's anime, it wasn't.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

It's a dinosaur!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Scambl
Jun 1, 2007

Anything you can do, Neil Gaiman can do better.

This is a repost, but it still scares me shitless every time I see it.

TurboTax
Oct 9, 2012


The actual video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBJkskLmkQ

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Okay I have no idea why the pic in the previous post is supposed to seem :nws:

Is it the creepy pervy video it's from?

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Would someone please explain the "It's a shoe!" pic? I just examined my feet, and neither of them have anything resembling the lower back and upper rear end of a lady. I just see a butt in that pic. Help.

Edit; It's two heels pressed together, isn't it? I'm dumb.

meataidstheft
Jul 31, 2005

Yous a lady Skwisgaar!
She's standing facing left, one foot is set slightly backward, giving the back of the heels the appearance of a lady's lower back and butt. The shoes make it look like there's lingerie.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Gorilla Salad posted:

Okay I have no idea why the pic in the previous post is supposed to seem :nws:

Is it the creepy pervy video it's from?

It's like looking from behind a woman at her left sideboob.

Goosed it.
Nov 3, 2011
This one got me...but I'm not sure that it counts.

Inpossible
Oct 9, 2012

Snowglobe of Doom posted:


It's a dinosaur!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:


It's a dinosaur!

This gives me a great idea.



I'm off to kickstarter to get funding for my new line of sex-toys:

Dildinosaurs. :smug:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

TurboTax
Oct 9, 2012
A couple more from Youtube:



KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



"Linda's life was never quite the same since the day she accidentally discovered fisting"

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

TurboTax posted:

A couple more from Youtube:





Handgum indeed.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

wigbot v2.0
Oct 10, 2008

Hales

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

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