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Mar 4, 2013 03:58
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Shane Warne is my god but my god what a stupid thing to say.
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Mar 4, 2013 04:03
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He is a very stupid man, to be fair
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Mar 4, 2013 04:59
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thehappyprince posted:4 stumps 
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Mar 4, 2013 05:59
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Listen to this. Two bowlers bowling from opposite ends simultaneously. Twice the runs in half the time = money.
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Mar 4, 2013 06:10
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I think there's something wrong with cricinfo, hopefully it's fixed soonquote:117.4
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Mar 4, 2013 06:38
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Scylo posted:I think there's something wrong with cricinfo, hopefully it's fixed soon Yeah it's just a glitch, don't worry
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Mar 4, 2013 06:42
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Smorgasbord posted:Warnie is that kid in your class at school that has ridiculous attention seeking outbursts every day that just get progressively less interesting and funny every day. Also Doug Bracewell cut his foot - allegedly 'cleaning up' after a wild party at his house. For some reason a concerned neighbour called up the player's association boss who went over to the house and shut it down. NZC are 'investigating' the incident. He is now in doubt for the first test. Cricket thread favourite Ian Butler has been called into the squad despite Gillespie playing the warmup match ahead of him.
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Mar 4, 2013 06:49
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I'd rather have Maxwell than Butler.
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Mar 4, 2013 06:53
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Mister Chief posted:Listen to this. Two bowlers bowling from opposite ends simultaneously. Twice the runs in half the time = money. And bats that look like giant pizza boards! More DLF Maximums for everyone!
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Mar 4, 2013 07:08
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Another beautiful innings from Tendulkar.
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Mar 4, 2013 07:51
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Lol Tendulkar just got given out to a shady decision. Watch DRS and Hotspot be in next match.
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Mar 4, 2013 07:52
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From Cricinfo:quote:McEnroe has a good suggestion: "Can I suggest a new rule. It's called a Bowling Declaration. At any point in time the bowling side may declare, at which point the batting team is awarded a 200 run lead on the bowling teams first innings total, plus 10 runs per wicket remaining. In this case it would give India a 270 run lead. My reason for the suggestion is that Pattinson has bowled 27 overs already, and if he bowls any more he is likely to breakdown. And then Siddle will bowl his guts out and will have to be rested, and then....it hurts to much to think how bad this could get. Bowling Declaration." Here's a thought, if your bowling attack is so poo poo that you're literally willing to throw the game so the poor darlings don't get injured... maybe you should make them earn their appearance fee and if they get injured in the process, you don't have to worry about not picking them for the next game. /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ Also, that. The beauty of a leg-side strangle. There's going to be some very angry Indian fanmail. 
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Mar 4, 2013 07:55
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Maxwell now has two wickets. You'll never be rid of him. He will become the Australian Ashley Giles.
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Mar 4, 2013 08:55
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"Ohhhhhh, that's real close, Doh" - noted specialist wicketkeeper M. Wade, encouraging the slow left arm bowler who is currently 0/124 on a stock ball which was comfortably defended away to cover
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Mar 4, 2013 09:10
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At least he can bat better than Giles.
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Mar 4, 2013 09:11
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Paul.Power posted:Maxwell now has two wickets. Make that three. He's going to get picked for the ashes
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Mar 4, 2013 09:13
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Hahaha Maxwell has the best figures now
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Mar 4, 2013 09:13
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Oh great now they're taking a bunch of wickets quickly oh gently caress  I'm crying
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Mar 4, 2013 09:17
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Prepare yourselves for another round of self congratulatory interviews, even as the prospect of even a draw fades into the distance. In a sense, this is worse for Australia than having Dhoni declare at 500.
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Mar 4, 2013 09:22
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Is it fair to say that Doherty is a worse bowler than Wade?
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Mar 4, 2013 09:23
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 DOHERTY'S BOWLING AVERAGE BELOW 100
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Mar 4, 2013 09:33
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I wonder if we can make india bat again?
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Mar 4, 2013 09:33
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This Maxwell chap really knows how to send them down ay?
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Mar 4, 2013 09:33
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Doctor Cave posted:
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Mar 4, 2013 09:33
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Tony A. Butt posted:This Maxwell chap really knows how to send them down ay? I bet there's an IPL talent scout who's having massive sighs of relief right now.
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Mar 4, 2013 09:35
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Maxwell could get a 5-for here, then we will be stuck with him forever.
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Mar 4, 2013 09:39
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Doctor Cave posted:
Still pegging darts into the pitch though. Fucksake I haven't seen a single ball that wasn't the wicket ball where the batsman has been forced to shift his head to watch above his eyeline e: Who the Almighty gently caress was the Indian commentator (Fox Sports feed) who just said that Nathan Lyon was our best spinner since Warne? Hyperriker fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Mar 4, 2013 |
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Mar 4, 2013 09:41
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We can win this. Just need to make about 650.
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Mar 4, 2013 09:49
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Hyperriker posted:Who the Almighty gently caress was the Indian commentator (Fox Sports feed) who just said that Nathan Lyon was our best spinner since Warne? Not much competition for that title though so you can hardly blame him.
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Mar 4, 2013 09:53
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Hyperriker posted:Still pegging darts into the pitch though. Fucksake I haven't seen a single ball that wasn't the wicket ball where the batsman has been forced to shift his head to watch above his eyeline Besides MacGill, who else has there been who hasn't been poo poo?
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Mar 4, 2013 09:53
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Doctor Cave posted:Maxwell could get a 5-for here, then we will be stuck with him forever. Phew,  that was a close one.Hyperriker posted:e: Who the Almighty gently caress was the Indian commentator (Fox Sports feed) who just said that Nathan Lyon was our best spinner since Warne? That's not saying much.
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Mar 4, 2013 09:53
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I'm pretty sure MacGill might have something to say about that.
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Mar 4, 2013 09:55
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He said since Warne. MacGill and Warne were contemporaries.
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Mar 4, 2013 09:57
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Mister Chief posted:Besides MacGill, who else has there been who hasn't been poo poo? Hauritz was far and away our best spinner since Warne/MacGill. ... 
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Mar 4, 2013 10:22
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Merv Hughes took a catch in the crowd...
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Mar 4, 2013 11:07
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Better than Bradman...
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Mar 4, 2013 11:31
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Your nick name is so apt right now. LOLstralia. My god you guys are bad, I look forward to beating you 15-0 (no spoonboy)
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This is one of my favourite statistics of all time. Two batsmen have just scored insane hundreds in this very match, Clarke still scoring well as usual, but Ol' Phil Can't Even Get One Run
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