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Cippalippus posted:Hahaha I am very upset, I checked my messages and I DID NOT misspell that word. This is annoying. I don't have time tonight, but I'm going to make an attempt to do the Zybourne Clock thing sometime tomorrow.
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Requested_Username posted:- Canabalt - Semi Secret Software - Shown on Kickstarter Video That would be a pretty underwhelming list even if a lot of those weren't just wishful thinking.
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EA should port over SimCity to the SIMBA. Two great tastes that taste great together!
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Mar 8, 2013 02:00
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Requested_Username posted:Ahahahahah the list of RUMORED to be coming to OUYA is the most delusional thing I've ever seen:
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Mar 8, 2013 02:01
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Requested_Username posted:Ahahahahah the list of RUMORED to be coming to OUYA is the most delusional thing I've ever seen: So, I don't want to give the impression I'm defending that list as a whole, it's pretty much a joke as seen with Fake Wizard Stairmaster. But that section is pretty much okay. The Madden in question isn't the real one, it's the Android one. The rumor based about the games showing up in a video is a pretty flaky one, but they mention that's their only basis for their inclusion. All the other ones are, er, "genuine rumors". Like, something said by a dev like "we ordered a dev kit and can't wait to see what it can do", etc.
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Mar 8, 2013 02:17
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Could we make the OUYA banner ad on the forums redirect to this thread instead of an Amazon link?
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XboxPants posted:So, I don't want to give the impression I'm defending that list as a whole, it's pretty much a joke as seen with Fake Wizard Stairmaster. But that section is pretty much okay. The Madden in question isn't the real one, it's the Android one. The rumor based about the games showing up in a video is a pretty flaky one, but they mention that's their only basis for their inclusion. I'm just laughing because "it was in that preview video render in the kickstarter" is the worst basis for any predictions of anything ever.
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XboxPants posted:So, I don't want to give the impression I'm defending that list as a whole, it's pretty much a joke as seen with Fake Wizard Stairmaster. But that section is pretty much okay. The Madden in question isn't the real one, it's the Android one. The rumor based about the games showing up in a video is a pretty flaky one, but they mention that's their only basis for their inclusion. Uh, please don't insult Wizard of Fakery: The Stairhouse Adventure. This thread is better than getting the names of things wrong.
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Mar 8, 2013 03:01
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I can't wait to play last year's Madden and support indie developers all at once 
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Mar 8, 2013 03:11
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ohnoitschris posted:I can't wait to play last year's Madden and support indie developers all at once If there's anything that sticks it to the man, it's a franchise football game by EA adapted for mobile while the getting was good.
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EA was a day-one supporter of the loving N-Gage. But STARANISE? ...nnnnope.
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Mar 8, 2013 04:01
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theflyingorc posted:Uh, please don't insult Wizard of Fakery: The Stairhouse Adventure. This thread is better than getting the names of things wrong. Hah, I do apologize. I meant no insult, just was too lazy to look up the actual name. I hope Fakery goes swimmingly. 
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How are you supposed to play games on this thing, aren't most Android games touch based?
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TheIllestVillain posted:How are you supposed to play games on this thing, aren't most Android games touch based? There's a touchpad at the top!  Basically, you have to port and give it controller support in real people land (the touchpad is such a bad idea). But don't worry! There's like 500 titles already announced. Including my own Wizard of Fakery: The Stairhouse Adventure.
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Mar 8, 2013 07:43
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theflyingorc posted:There's a touchpad at the top! What exactly is the appeal of this thing? Android based tablets and mobiles have been fitted with HDMI interfaces since Honeycomb, what does this thing do that my lovely 2 year old XOOM can't?
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TheIllestVillain posted:What exactly is the appeal of this thing? I am positive that I have made this exact post in this thread and still haven't gotten a satisfying answer.
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TheIllestVillain posted:What exactly is the appeal of this thing? It's basically a fancy "Android on a stick" device geared specifically towards gaming. So, like, it comes with a controller, has - in Android/ARM terms - high specs, etc. You wanna use your XOOM instead, that's cool, other people like the simplicity of a stable setup. Some people would rather have a Roku/Boxee/HTPC instead of just using their phone/tablet, too. Same deal as that.
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XboxPants posted:You wanna use your XOOM instead, that's cool, other people like the simplicity of a stable setup. PFFFHAHAHAHA Yes the unproven slapdash hardware with a slapdash fork of cyanogenmod with a custom store and custom launcher will be more simple and stable than the commercial product. Because OUYA.
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Red_Mage posted:PFFFHAHAHAHA The product may be flaky, but the setup will be stable. As opposed to fluid, or dynamic. It will be static, always staying the same, rather than changing constantly. You did not read the word that I used. You are completely wrong and have poor reading comprehension.
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Mar 8, 2013 08:18
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XboxPants posted:The product may be flaky, but the setup will be stable. As opposed to fluid, or dynamic. It will be static, always staying the same, rather than changing constantly. oh poo poo son
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Man, is it just me, or does the fanart on the GAGA dev website look like it was explicitly made to make fun of it? https://devs.ouya.tv/developers
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Pirate Jet posted:Man, is it just me, or does the fanart on the GAGA dev website look like it was explicitly made to make fun of it? https://devs.ouya.tv/developers XboxPants posted:setup will be stable
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Pirate Jet posted:Man, is it just me, or does the fanart on the GAGA dev website look like it was explicitly made to make fun of it? https://devs.ouya.tv/developers Maybe its just Chrome but the way the text looks on this page gives me a headache. It looks like it was printed out with a really low quality printer so a bunch of different letters have thicker parts or weird little lines poking out of them.
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Requested_Username posted:Ahahahahah the list of RUMORED to be coming to OUYA is the most delusional thing I've ever seen: By Hawken being on the OOHYEAH they mean the Hawken live wallpaper that nvidia put out, right?
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kirbysuperstar posted:By Hawken being on the OOHYEAH they mean the Hawken live wallpaper that nvidia put out, right? The deal with this is that Hawken's publisher came out in support of OUYA. People associated that publisher with Hawken, since it's the only game they've put out so far. So then you got a bunch of bullshit exploitative headlines like "'Hawken' publisher announces Ouya support as Ouya CEO posts update" (polygon). The Hawken developer does have a mobile version that NVIDIA showed off running on their SHIELD handheld, but that thing's Tegra 4, not three. Still, that probably further fueled speculation.
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I was just looking back at some of the pictures posted from the dev units and this one looked really familiar. Oh, that's where I've seen it. They've gone and used the CMUpdater. Granted, it's open source, but I somehow doubt the AIBO is going to properly credit the Cyanogenmod team.
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I'm frankly saddened that I stumbled upon this thread so late. My girlfriend couldn't quite understand the point of a "playstation* that plays your phone games- didn't you buy a tablet for that?" when she saw me laughing at the goldmined prequel of this. *every thing that plays videogames on a TV is a playstation to her, it's ok though she has other qualities
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XboxPants posted:It's basically a fancy "Android on a stick" device geared specifically towards gaming. So, like, it comes with a controller, has - in Android/ARM terms - high specs, etc. You wanna use your XOOM instead, that's cool, other people like the simplicity of a stable setup. High specs? What? It's already loving obsolete. The controller is a joke. It's also running Android which is inherently unstable and buggy. They're literally running a fan-made version of Android too. Jose Oquendo fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Mar 8, 2013 |
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XboxPants posted:The product may be flaky, but the setup will be stable. As opposed to fluid, or dynamic. It will be static, always staying the same, rather than changing constantly. Always staying the same except for when they release a new GARBANZO every year on a continuous update cycle? 
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They're actually using CyanogenMod? Just when I thought this thing couldn't get any stupider. People gave them $8 million. $8 million and they are using CM. Unbelievable. I thought the PS3 had a lot of system updates but that won't have poo poo on this thing. So stable.
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luncheon meat posted:They're actually using CyanogenMod? Just when I thought this thing couldn't get any stupider. People gave them $8 million. $8 million and they are using CM. Unbelievable. Someone tell me more about cyanogenmod, I hunger to learn.
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luncheon meat posted:They're actually using CyanogenMod? Just when I thought this thing couldn't get any stupider. People gave them $8 million. $8 million and they are using CM. Unbelievable. Uh, what do you expect them to use? To be honest none of them know poo poo one about coding and maintaining a distribution of Android so it's for the best that they're using CyanogenMod. I'm surprised they didn't decide to use something like http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1193494
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XboxPants posted:The product may be flaky, but the setup will be stable. As opposed to fluid, or dynamic. It will be static, always staying the same, rather than changing constantly. How is it static and unchanging when the plan is to release a new RAMMA-LAMMA-DING-DONG model every year? Explain exactly what the difference is between the "product" and the "setup," and don't try to say the "setup" just means the marketplace and the OS or something because those are part of the product. EDIT: Also, you just criticized someone else's reading comprehension. Pot, kettle. Kettle, Pot.
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kirbysuperstar posted:I was just looking back at some of the pictures posted from the dev units and this one looked really familiar. Every new piece of news I hear about the LEON BUDD brightens my day.
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lazer_chicken posted:How is it static and unchanging when the plan is to release a new RAMMA-LAMMA-DING-DONG model every year? Explain exactly what the difference is between the "product" and the "setup," and don't try to say the "setup" just means the marketplace and the OS or something because those are part of the product. I'm fairly sure he means "setup" as in how you set it up to your TV. Once it's set up you don't have to mess with it again.
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XboxPants posted:The product may be flaky, but the setup will be stable. As opposed to fluid, or dynamic. It will be static, always staying the same, rather than changing constantly. He was talking about using his XOOM instead of an OUYA. Last I checked most people's tablets aren't exactly changing hardware or software every other night. His Xoom isn't automatically in a state of flux because it is also a tablet and thus not just for games, things can perform more than one function when operated by someone with even the barest modicum of intelligence. Unless you literally mean "well the things will always be hooked up to a TV in the same place and he won't have to hook/unhook a single HDMI cable and maybe a charger" than it will be exactly as stable a setup, possibly moreso if he is using a controller that doesn't have giant fluctuations in analog stick calibration.
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Cippalippus posted:I'm frankly saddened that I stumbled upon this thread so late. My girlfriend couldn't quite understand the point of a "playstation* that plays your phone games- didn't you buy a tablet for that?" when she saw me laughing at the goldmined prequel of this. Kill your dad and complete the story
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Red_Mage posted:Unless you literally mean "well the things will always be hooked up to a TV in the same place and he won't have to hook/unhook a single HDMI cable and maybe a charger" If I recall the old thread correctly yes, that's exactly what he means. Litterally. Before you go "Umph, presposterous!", remember that this is the guy that keeps 30 tabs open in Chrome because it's too  to close them. Because he'd have to remember what sites he's visiting or something.
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Haraksha posted:I am positive that I have made this exact post in this thread and still haven't gotten a satisfying answer. Several people have. I'm pretty sure the closest thing to an answer is "It's only 100 bucks!!$#^#Y&" XboxPants posted:The product may be flaky, but the setup will be stable. As opposed to fluid, or dynamic. It will be static, always staying the same, rather than changing constantly. I don't even know how to reply to this. When is setting something up ever "fluid" or "dynamic" or "changing constantly?" I mean, I love when Xboxpants spews complete nonsense and than gets all smug and uppity about it, but seriously, what the gently caress does this mean? TTBF posted:I'm fairly sure he means "setup" as in how you set it up to your TV. Once it's set up you don't have to mess with it again. If this is true then his definition of "setup" is even loving stupider than I thought. raditts fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Mar 8, 2013 |
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