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codenameFANGIO posted:Oh yeah, XboxPants is definitely the kind of guy that I trust to find information and report it to me accurately. Where is the Ouya office, again?? Well don't worry too much, it's not like there will be any Ouya news after the first week. "IMPORTANT OUYA UPDATE: I turned mine on for the first time in months!"
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Dewgy posted:Thrill Kill wasn't rated AO, it just got shitcanned two weeks from release when Virgin Interactive got bought out. Thrill Kill wasn't AO? Huh, thats something new I've learned today.
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Mar 12, 2013 18:37
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 I'm actually glad he is a shill, it makes me happy to believe that no one could actually show that level of cognitive dissonance, while not being Time-Cube levels of crazy
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Mar 12, 2013 18:38
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Red_Mage posted:hahahahaha This hole just doesn't have a bottom 
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Mar 12, 2013 18:39
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No, this doesn't make him a shill. It just means he's used his weird Ouya obsession to get a position with some Ouya news site.
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Mar 12, 2013 18:39
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Red_Mage posted:I will loving die laughing if that is the case. And then I will die laughing again when Xboxpants comes along to explain how, since they've now edited any claims that the case will be metal out of the kickstarter page, they only promised a case that looks metal, it was going to be poo poo plastic all along. Watch as Julie just spray-paints them all with a can, clogging the air holes and getting paint on the circuit boards, making the FIREHAZARD explode after 5 minutes.
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gschmidl posted:Watch as Julie just spray-paints them all with a can, clogging the air holes and getting paint on the circuit boards, making the FIREHAZARD explode after 5 minutes. That was her plan all along. Each SPRAYOU will come with a thumb tack button labeled "Root" to help you unclog the vents.
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Mar 12, 2013 18:43
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Isn't this just the natural conclusion of the BOOYA obsessed shill(or any obsessed shill, really)? Make some crappy news site, spam your links everywhere and whatnot? The kickstarter is just the icing on the cake.
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Mar 12, 2013 18:47
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Please don't turn this thread into an internet detective crusade. The link's already posted but let's leave it at that.
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Mar 12, 2013 18:53
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Red_Mage posted:hahahahaha Greetings from the goldmine (x2)
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Mar 12, 2013 18:56
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Red_Mage posted:hahahahaha
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Mar 12, 2013 19:02
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Louisgod posted:Please don't turn this thread into an internet detective crusade. The link's already posted but let's leave it at that. Sure thing. Xboxpant's reddit all posts thing was on the front page when I searched for ouya metal case on google so I figured it wouldn't be a thing to mention it. Sorry for helldumpin.
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Mar 12, 2013 19:20
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Oh hi everyone. Even though I am financially invested in the future of this console, I am able to step back and be objective about it. The rest of you, of course, are ignorant and arrogant.
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Mar 12, 2013 19:21
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Just make like the British media and argue it's in the public interest.
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Mar 12, 2013 19:22
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I don't know how well the Ouya will work as a game console, but as an entertainment device it's been invaluable.
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Mar 12, 2013 19:27
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So based on the last ten pages, when the ship date comes, I'm expecting something like Weekend at Leon Budd's. Where XboxPants tries to justify that everything works and there's at least one truly fun game when everything is pure poo poo and newgrounds quality, and the store doesn't work properly half the time. LEON BUDD is DOA and they will not be able to build their way up from that.
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Mar 12, 2013 19:45
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Red_Mage posted:hahahahaha Just when you think this thread can't get any more hilarious, Xboxpants somehow finds a way to make it happen. Do we still have no recording of the SXSWi interview?
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Mar 12, 2013 20:02
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Leyburn posted:Just when you think this thread can't get any more hilarious, Xboxpants somehow finds a way to make it happen. We don't have the interview, but we do have...whatever this is... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRTO5qF2aJE
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Mar 12, 2013 20:26
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raditts posted:We don't have the interview, but we do have...whatever this is... Well, that's certainly money well spent on advertising. Was this played at the start of the interview?
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Mar 12, 2013 20:34
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raditts posted:We don't have the interview, but we do have...whatever this is... Everything about OUYA is incredible. I now see the light.
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Mar 12, 2013 20:37
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This thread manages to outdo itself every time I check it. raditts posted:I don't know how well the Ouya will work as a game console, but as an entertainment device it's been invaluable. I've certainly gotten my money's worth.
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Mar 12, 2013 20:43
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You're pretty naive and dumb if you're even remotely surprised that xboxpants is a shill. This is a very heavily trafficked forum which even has a built in audience/membership of game designers and has a lot of crossover with other big gaming nexuses and fifteen bucks (plus avatar) isn't even worth writing down on the balance sheet of a PR budget and if you're a CM trying to stir the pot you're really kind of dumb for not maintaining an account here. It's just that other shills on SA have a little more grace, a little more subtlety, a little more brains and savvy, maybe they even ask the mods to shill openly and maybe the mods even oblige them, whatever. On a forum this big you're going to get shills. Xboxpants isn't worth mocking for being a shill. He's worth mocking for being really really stupid and bad at his job which is also a terrible job and he should probably find slightly more honest work that gives something back to the community like selling drugs.
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Mar 12, 2013 20:46
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Or you know, you could be someone really awesome like AmazonTony. Sure, he shows off more sales (which means Amazon gets more money from us) but he actually communicates with us on a professional level and relays questions to the relevant people behind certain sales.
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Mar 12, 2013 20:50
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I can't be the only one who thinks XboxPants isn't a shill, but just someone overly invested in this stupid console (and maybe a bit autistic)? From the past thread and this thread it's been blatantly obvious that the OUYA is a horrible idea and exists to be mocked. I don't think anything XboxPants has ever posted has ever won over any customers. If he was some kind of shill for some company, then I think someone would have told him to shut up by now because all he does is make the OUYA more laugh-worthy.
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Mar 12, 2013 20:52
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XboxPants is a man who desperately wants to be a shill but no one will have him.
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Mar 12, 2013 20:54
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Where can I buy a pair of XboxPants? Will they give me similar powers to that of XboxPants?
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Mar 12, 2013 21:02
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Barudak posted:Thrill Kill wasn't AO? Huh, thats something new I've learned today. I looked this up because it was interesting. The version of thrill kill showed to the ESRB got an AO rating as far as I can tell, but was then cancelled for financial reasons. The engine was reused to make the WU-Tang fighting game, which I think came with the best controller ever.
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Mar 12, 2013 21:02
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Red_Mage posted:I looked this up because it was interesting. The version of thrill kill showed to the ESRB got an AO rating as far as I can tell, but was then cancelled for financial reasons. The engine was reused to make the WU-Tang fighting game, which I think came with the best controller ever. So it came with the OUYA controller?
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Mar 12, 2013 21:03
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Install Gentoo posted:XboxPants is a man who desperately wants to be a shill but no one will have him. That's really too bad. Thankfully in this modern age, you can crowd fund your shilling on Kickstarter.
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CousinKevin posted:Where can I buy a pair of XboxPants? Will they give me similar powers to that of XboxPants? 10 free pairs with every Xbox Live avatar!
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Mar 12, 2013 21:05
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theflyingorc posted:So it came with the OUYA controller? If this:  Was the OUYA controller, I'd have bought 5.
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Ineffiable posted:Or you know, you could be someone really awesome like AmazonTony. Sure, he shows off more sales (which means Amazon gets more money from us) but he actually communicates with us on a professional level and relays questions to the relevant people behind certain sales. Perfect example, yeah! Shilling is not necessarily a bad thing when it's done right. You reminded me just now I have some Amazon gift card cash, and AmazonTony will probably help liberate some of it from my account. There's a shill that Does A Job of Work. Clocks posted:I can't be the only one who thinks XboxPants isn't a shill, but just someone overly invested in this stupid console (and maybe a bit autistic)? From the past thread and this thread it's been blatantly obvious that the OUYA is a horrible idea and exists to be mocked. I don't think anything XboxPants has ever posted has ever won over any customers. If he was some kind of shill for some company, then I think someone would have told him to shut up by now because all he does is make the OUYA more laugh-worthy. Shill aspirant with a kickstarter is close enough for funk in my books.
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Clocks posted:I can't be the only one who thinks XboxPants isn't a shill, but just someone overly invested in this stupid console (and maybe a bit autistic)? From the past thread and this thread it's been blatantly obvious that the OUYA is a horrible idea and exists to be mocked. I don't think anything XboxPants has ever posted has ever won over any customers. If he was some kind of shill for some company, then I think someone would have told him to shut up by now because all he does is make the OUYA more laugh-worthy. Install Gentoo posted:XboxPants is a man who desperately wants to be a shill but no one will have him. This is what makes Xboxpants the most perfect shill possible for Ouya whether he is paid or not. He is the very personification of the product.
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Red_Mage posted:I looked this up because it was interesting. The version of thrill kill showed to the ESRB got an AO rating as far as I can tell, but was then cancelled for financial reasons. The engine was reused to make the WU-Tang fighting game, which I think came with the best controller ever. I seriously remember it getting advertised as an M. PSM even had a full review and moves list the issue when it was supposed to come out. Could have been a combination of both though honestly if the ESRB re-classified it, new publisher and an upped rating right at the end totally explains why it was axed so close to coming out. It's really easy to find the final release copy now though and it wasn't very good anyway.
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Mar 12, 2013 21:07
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Red_Mage posted:If this: Is that ... a Wu-Tang controller?
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Mar 12, 2013 21:22
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The GABAGOOL CREATE game jam has produced some really nice looking games, and it's actually looking pretty decent now that there are more games than just babby's first unity platformer, android ports, and f2p shovelware.
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Mar 12, 2013 21:23
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pssst....this is exactly what we were trying not to do.
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Hatbox Ghost posted:The GABAGOOL CREATE game jam has produced some really nice looking games...
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JazzFlight posted:They're not really games unless they're finished. Yes they are.
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