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A movie where famed actor Wayne Knight, from Jurassic Park and 3rd Rock fame, gets teleported into medieval times and gets tangled up defending a small village against the Black Knight. Call it "Knight by Knight", the summer blockbuster hit of the ages.
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You know those family car stickers? A similar sized cross hair sticker. Go around town, and when you see those stickers, place a cross hair sticker on a random family member. Give some one a freaky morning when they notice that.
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Mar 11, 2013 23:55
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On that note, a bumper sticker dispenser that you can mount on the hood of your car. If you see somebody with insipid bumper stickers, you tailgate them, press a button, and tag them with your witty retort.* *No bumper sticker has ever been witty, go gently caress yourself.
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Mar 12, 2013 00:06
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Minarch posted:On that note, a bumper sticker dispenser that you can mount on the hood of your car. If you see somebody with insipid bumper stickers, you tailgate them, press a button, and tag them with your witty retort.* Mount one of those scrolling LED messageboards in your rear window.
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Mar 12, 2013 03:18
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gnarlyhotep posted:Mount one of those scrolling LED messageboards in your rear window. One of these for your windshield that scrolls the text in reverse
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Mar 12, 2013 03:30
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gnarlyhotep posted:Mount one of those scrolling LED messageboards in your rear window. They make one specifically for cars!
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Mar 12, 2013 03:34
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Waluigi
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Mar 12, 2013 19:06
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Billboards where for a small fee you can send it a text message and it'll display it for thirty seconds.
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Mar 12, 2013 21:41
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A scale with a piezoelectric switch so when you step on it the screen is powered
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Mar 13, 2013 00:55
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Minarch posted:Billboards where for a small fee you can send it a text message and it'll display it for thirty seconds. It's a good idea but it'll either et hacked or someone will use it to say stuff like "Kill All Norwegians" for 3 hours straight.
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Mar 13, 2013 01:02
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Save up a hundred bucks, have it display "text 50505 for a chance to win a free iPad"
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Mar 13, 2013 01:44
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A few years ago I had a GREAT idea I thought. My friends laughed. Said "Bro, adderall and weed is not breakfast man" My inspiration was Family Guy. Old episode where Peter was peeing in a urinal and said "Oh no, city hall is on fire.. Ill put it out" It was a running drunken joke with my buddies. In a THC fueled idea I thought why not combine urinals with those carnival games where you shoot water guns and make the balloon pop or horse race. "Bro that is stupid" So I did a little research. Since I was a marketing major at the time, thought of how those "BEER WINGS AND SPORTS !!" chains could implement them. Then I found this http://web.media.mit.edu/~hayes/mas863/urinecontrol.html
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Mar 13, 2013 01:53
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Mirrored underwear. They have a little mirror in the crotch so that when you're pulling them back up after taking a dump you can see how well you've wiped.
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Mar 13, 2013 05:53
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All sorts of snack companies make bags of chips with multiple types in there; cheetos, doritos, and pretzels; or two different flavors of Cheez-its. I want a no-holds-barred bag of snacks. Just round up whatever excess corn detritus and flavor crud from any conveyor belts, mix it all together, and package it.
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Mar 13, 2013 06:27
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A mother loving Pringles can crossed with a stick of deodorant so I can twist the bottom of the can and the chips come up. No more shoving my hand in there and getting crumbs all over from the inevitable breaking of the last chips.
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Mar 13, 2013 06:34
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Rice Sucks posted:A mother loving Pringles can crossed with a stick of deodorant so I can twist the bottom of the can and the chips come up. No more shoving my hand in there and getting crumbs all over from the inevitable breaking of the last chips. Is this you? 
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Mar 13, 2013 11:35
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Disposable jeans.
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Mar 13, 2013 14:15
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Install the opaque/clear glass on the front windshield of a car when it is parked. It will keep the heat down inside and could be tied into the theft protection as no one will steal a car they cannot see out the front of. You would need an absolutely perfect way to keep it clear while driving though. A device that notifies you when the temp in your fridge/freezer is rising above a preset point or about to. This would be when the fridge fails, not the power. It could be tied into a wireless device and text/email you that your food is about to go bad before you find out too late.
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Mar 13, 2013 14:32
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Something to keep the wet cold shower curtain from blowing in and sticking uncomfortably to my pasty naked body at 5am and putting me in a fowl mood for the rest of the day. It would be a suction cup with a small alligator clip, stick one on each end of the shower wall and clip the curtain in so it doesn't have slack to bellow in and gently caress up your day. Or buy a sliding shower door, whatever.
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Mar 13, 2013 15:01
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Take a 3d scan of your hand holding a bannana, then make an exact replica of it, only about 25% smaller and without a bannana. Then you take pictures of you holding your dick with your small hand replica, so your dick looks way bigger in comparison and ladies will send you pictures of their boobs in return. Why not just make a giant dick replica? Because that's a dildo and you'd have to explain what it was for if someone found it. If they find a hand replica, you can say it's a backscratcher or something.
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Mercury Ballistic posted:A device that notifies you when the temp in your fridge/freezer is rising above a preset point or about to. This would be when the fridge fails, not the power. It could be tied into a wireless device and text/email you that your food is about to go bad before you find out too late. This exists already, but mostly for the big walk-in freezers in restaurants and schools. ZebraBlade posted:Something to keep the wet cold shower curtain from blowing in and sticking uncomfortably to my pasty naked body at 5am and putting me in a fowl mood for the rest of the day. It would be a suction cup with a small alligator clip, stick one on each end of the shower wall and clip the curtain in so it doesn't have slack to bellow in and gently caress up your day. Or buy a sliding shower door, whatever. They make shower curtains with suction cups, too!
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No Such Thing posted:All sorts of snack companies make bags of chips with multiple types in there; cheetos, doritos, and pretzels; or two different flavors of Cheez-its. I want a no-holds-barred bag of snacks. Just round up whatever excess corn detritus and flavor crud from any conveyor belts, mix it all together, and package it. Do they not make Munchies where you live? During my weed smokin days we used to buy every flavor of munchies, chex mix and bombay mix and throw it into a salad bowl. It was called the snack of death, cost about a hundred dollars and was DELICIOUS. El Estrago Bonito has a new favorite as of 15:44 on Mar 13, 2013 |
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Rice Sucks posted:A mother loving Pringles can crossed with a stick of deodorant so I can twist the bottom of the can and the chips come up. No more shoving my hand in there and getting crumbs all over from the inevitable breaking of the last chips. Turn the can upside down when you get to the last chips, genius.
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Mar 13, 2013 17:29
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Wedding dress rentals. It's big business in some countries. Surely there are some American women who don't want to waste a couple thousand on an item of clothing they'll only wear once.
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Mar 13, 2013 18:00
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Something like Netflix but for porn
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Mar 13, 2013 18:26
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Dead Beef posted:Something like Netflix but for porn You mean... the internet??
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Mar 13, 2013 21:53
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Florida Betty posted:Wedding dress rentals.
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Mar 14, 2013 02:02
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You know how suspension bridges allow for larger construction than conventional bridges? Suspension buildings. Thin, small, non-soluble bladders that you fill with water and freeze in a freezer. Put them in a cup of your preferred liquid to cool it. Once you're done drinking, place the bladders back into the freezer. Reusable ice cubes. Just don't swallow one while drinking and choke.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:Thin, small, non-soluble bladders that you fill with water and freeze in a freezer. Put them in a cup of your preferred liquid to cool it. Once you're done drinking, place the bladders back into the freezer. Reusable ice cubes. These have been around for ages. I had some shaped like fish, seahorses, starfish, etc when I was in college. They were more of a soft plastic than a bladder, but same concept.
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Mar 14, 2013 08:51
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Untouchables vs. Bauer That is, Stallone and all the members of his gang have to face off against Jack Bauer from 24. The cool part of this film is that Jack Bauer is totally winning the whole time, and then near the end, the Expendables give up, or all of them except the new masked Expendable, who didn't play a big role until now. He takes the mask off, and it's Chuck Norris. Fight scene. This movie would be really great if the directors were "in on it", i.e. sprinkled random easter eggs and Norris/Bauer joke references.
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Thora posted:These have been around for ages. I had some shaped like fish, seahorses, starfish, etc when I was in college. They were more of a soft plastic than a bladder, but same concept. gently caress. There goes my billion dollar future as an inventor.
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Mar 14, 2013 12:56
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Cars that punish/reward you for the way you drive. Like, every time you turn without signaling the top speed drops by 5 miles; or the longer you go without an accident the comfier the seats get. Punishments would be proportional to the offense, of course: e.g. if you're the first in line at an intersection and don't start moving within a reasonable amount of time after the light turns green all your wheels will fall off.
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Mar 14, 2013 14:15
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An artificial anus
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Mar 14, 2013 14:46
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Improbable Lobster posted:An artificial anus It's called a Fleshlight.
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Mar 14, 2013 16:29
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A website where you can punch in all your favorite authors, bands, movies, and tv shows, and then it sends you an e-mail whenever somebody dies. Never miss an obscure celebrity death!
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Lizard Wizard posted:Turn the can upside down when you get to the last chips, genius. But.. loving crumbs, man.
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Minarch posted:A website where you can punch in all your favorite authors, bands, movies, and tv shows, and then it sends you an e-mail whenever somebody dies. Never miss an obscure celebrity death! A Something Awful account upgrade that also does this but, in addition, automatically posts a thread in GBS about it the second it is reported.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:A Something Awful account upgrade that also does this but, in addition, automatically posts a thread in GBS about it the second it is reported. An advanced vocabulary algorithm that puts as many relevant puns as possible into the post.
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Axe body spray for dogs. You would have to make it non toxic etc. I know some dogs who could use some.
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Improbable Lobster posted:An artificial anus  http://i.imgur.com/2nZELNj.jpg
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