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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Someone needs to do Welbeck's as well.

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Kempo
Oct 8, 2006

If 17 of his 50 were assisted and 17 weren't, how did the remaining 16 happen?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Kempo posted:

If 17 of his 50 were assisted and 17 weren't, how did the remaining 16 happen?

Racism.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Kempo posted:

If 17 of his 50 were assisted and 17 weren't, how did the remaining 16 happen?

I can't tell if you're kidding.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Free-kicks, silly backpasses, etc I would reckon.

e: we are not

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Kempo posted:

If 17 of his 50 were assisted and 17 weren't, how did the remaining 16 happen?

The single dot with a shitload of names under it is confusing you?

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

Kempo posted:

If 17 of his 50 were assisted and 17 weren't, how did the remaining 16 happen?

Failure to understand infographic.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Kempo posted:

If 17 of his 50 were assisted and 17 weren't, how did the remaining 16 happen?

I think you're on to something here. Seems like someone made up all those goals.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

euroboy posted:

I think you're on to something here. Seems like someone made up all those goals.

a new meaning to foreign myth

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
It's been 2 hours and I still don't understand the Adam Johnson thing. Are there two Adam Johnsons?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

T. Mascis posted:

That Norwich dot :xd:



This is really cool. I love how well-rounded he is. Left foot, right foot, headers, long shots, tap-ins, unassisted crazy dribbles, chips from halfway...

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Charlie Adam
Glen Johnson

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Stupid alphabetization.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Breath Ray posted:

It's been 2 hours and I still don't understand the Adam Johnson thing. Are there two Adam Johnsons?

That Henderson Kuyt is some player

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

T. Mascis posted:

That Henderson Kuyt is some player

He's no Unassisted, Finn.

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

Captain Cancer posted:

You're not alone.

Do enjoy these though. I'll have to ask the Gillingham stats guy to download photoshop and have a crack

It's probably made in R, and touched up in Illustrator.

Kempo
Oct 8, 2006

You were all quite right to point out that I'm an idiot that misread the image.

In my defence I'm hungover.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

T. Mascis posted:

That Henderson Kuyt is some player

Don't be like that. There are two Johnsons in the team!

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Oh, there are many more.

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW
Luis Suarez - stat padder against championship teams

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Given Liverpool's usual issues with mid and bottom half table teams, having someone that can bully them isn't exactly a bad thing.

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

Party in the UAE posted:

Luis Suarez - stat padder against championship teams

Norwich aren't in the Championship. Yet.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Im not sure if these should go in the horrible posts thread, but they made me laugh









(Francis is Francesco in Italian if it isn't obvious enough)

Supposedly the new pope is actually a San Lorenzo socio or whatever they call them over there. The club tweeted this yesterday

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Gigi Galli posted:

Im not sure if these should go in the horrible posts thread, but they made me laugh


You chose... unwisely.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

Homura posted:

Norwich aren't in the Championship. Yet.

:thejoke:

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

vyelkin posted:

I love it that the Croatian player running to take the throw in speeds up so he can take it quickly when he notices how far Campbell is sliding and that he'll therefore be out of position.

I love the way he slides a lot.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Finn you broke the thread by posting that

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

T. Mascis posted:

That Norwich dot :xd:



Someone do one with dives, stamps and racisms.

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

he's easily my fav city player below Kompany, it was tough to only choose one for the back of my lame-rear end grown man kit with another man's name on it

Lot 49
Dec 7, 2007

I'll do anything
For my sweet sixteen
He seems like a cool dude. I was surprised that he only turned 28 in January though. Look at him in that pic, Charlie Adam syndrome.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

With glasses like that, no wonder he's a virgin

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012

by XyloJW

please respond posted:

With glasses like that, no wonder he's a virgin

who says he is lmao

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Fox Soccer Shop got some interesting things on sale at the moment



http://www.foxsoccershop.com/17488.html

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Belgian composer Vic Nees died a few days ago. One of his compositions was the "Voetbalgavotte" whose lyrics are just the names of footballers. http://www.cobra.be/permalink/1.1574309

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

vyelkin posted:

He's no Unassisted, Finn.

Just imagine an attacking partnership of Unassisted and Own Goal.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

T. Mascis posted:

The single dot with a shitload of names under it is confusing you?

I like to think that dot just symbolizes a single really well-worked team goal.

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past

belgend posted:

Belgian composer Vic Nees died a few days ago. One of his compositions was the "Voetbalgavotte" whose lyrics are just the names of footballers. http://www.cobra.be/permalink/1.1574309

Don't know who stole the idea from who, but:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TewHFKE7mpw

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

sweek0 posted:

Don't know who stole the idea from who, but:


I can't see it in my country but Nees' composition is from '89.

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