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SpiderHyphenMan posted:James Holmes’ Arraignment Delayed As Court Struggles To Remember Which Mass Shooter He Is I had to wait for the picture.
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I love these short ones so much.  Felt the need to do this. Throat's been jacked up since Sunday, but good practice! For content: Iowa Fashion Week Begins. "According to reports, dozens of fans clamored to watch models strut down the butcher-paper catwalk in Conference Room B wearing Jockey’s 2013 line of white crew-neck tees as the Roosevelt High School jazz band performed a rendition of Katy Perry’s Firework."
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Kim Jong-Un, Justin Timberlake Meet To Pick New Pope, According To Shameless Attempt To Increase Web Traffic
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Report: Aspirin Taken Daily With Bottle Of Bourbon Reduces Awareness Of Heart Attacks
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Aramek posted:For content: Iowa Fashion Week Begins. The tears from this are too good. http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/...?nclick_check=1 quote:Instead of relying solely on my own snark, I enlisted Iowa native Todd Snyder for expert reaction to “Iowa Fashion Week.”
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I noticed they changed the picture of the Iowa Fashion Week article. Was there something wrong with the old lady? The article's a bit more subtle now, I guess.
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Opposition To Soda Ban Sad Proof That Americans Still Fight For What They Believe In
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-insanity-mxlv-selected,31656/ I love their nightmarish photoshops for these.
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QueenQuintessence posted:I hate to cause a fuss or derail or anything, but I'm just curious, is there any way around the pay wall? besides the obvious. Hit the Escape key just after the article loads and it'll stop the paywall pop-over from coming up.
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Well, that was fast. Pope Francis Resigns
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Kevin, you've got to find a different line of work. You can't keep doing this to yourself, man: Mom Calmly Emptying Dishwasher As If Shrieking Argument Didn’t Happen 10 Minutes Ago
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Jesus CHRIST: Sometimes I Wonder What Life Would Be Like If I Hadn’t Turned Down ‘Star Wars’ And Thrown Natalie Wood Off That Boat, by Christopher Walken
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Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine
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Next Episode Of 'Girls' To Feature Lena Dunham making GBS threads Herself During Gyno Exam While Eating A Burrito EDIT: Also the thread is a year old today 
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BrooklynBruiser posted:Jesus CHRIST: Sometimes I Wonder What Life Would Be Like If I Hadn’t Turned Down ‘Star Wars’ And Thrown Natalie Wood Off That Boat, by Christopher Walken Was that like OJ where everyone knows he did it but the lawyer found a technicality?
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Analytic Engine posted:Was that like OJ where everyone knows he did it but the lawyer found a technicality? Everyone basically assumes it was Robert Wagner. There was never a trial or anything.
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Sad Kevin does a slideshow: Top 10 Most Adorable Dogs!
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ultrafilter posted:Sad Kevin does a slideshow: Top 10 Most Adorable Dogs!
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Headline: Republicans Reach Out To Women With New 'No Punch Pretty Lady' Bill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lsi4xh0PjE
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:That's just mean. Puppy #4: Tomorrow, same car. Beautiful. (I wonder if they'll eventually switch out that photo of Alan Alda? For another one of him, of course.)
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/company-immediately-calls-job-applicant-upon-seein,31669/ Man this hits close to home. quote:SEATTLE—Calling his résumé “exceptional” and “like nothing we’ve ever seen,” the human resources department at local public relations firm Brink & Tiller called 22-year-old job applicant Corey Wilhelm immediately after noticing he had a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications, sources confirmed Wednesday.
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Xandu posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/company-immediately-calls-job-applicant-upon-seein,31669/ I had a hard time reading that article because I wish I could be that guy. Hooray for Bachelor's Degrees you can't get a job with! 
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I Am Old And Confused And Paralyzed With Sexual Frustration By Pope Francis I
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Xandu posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/company-immediately-calls-job-applicant-upon-seein,31669/ I don't get what this is satirizing. People with comm degrees? Are they generally considered to be entitled assholes or what?
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No, they're considered to be useless degrees that make it hard to find employment.
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UnfurledSails posted:I don't get what this is satirizing. People with comm degrees? Are they generally considered to be entitled assholes or what? Comm is generally considered to be for people who couldn't hack it in one of the more discipline focused business degrees.
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ultrafilter posted:Sad Kevin does a slideshow: Top 10 Most Adorable Dogs! Has anyone checked on Kevin in a while? Made sure he's okay and stuff? I'm getting kind of worried.
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"World's Youngest Person Born" http://www.theonion.com/articles/worlds-youngest-person-born,5454/ So short, and yet still had me cracking up for a day for some reason.
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Missing Name posted:"World's Youngest Person Born" I can totally see this coming from someone's stoned epiphany: "Dude...everyone was the youngest person in the world when they were born..."
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Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes'
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Athlete Overcomes Rape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWLJZw9Ws-g This apparently originally came out a few years ago when Comedy Central had an Onion TV show.
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Pfizer Kingpin Gunned Down In Ongoing Prescription Drug Cartel Turf War Includes this gem: 
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Evil Mastermind posted:Athlete Overcomes Rape CNN grieves that guilty verdict ruined 'promising' lives of Steubenville rapists.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:For those not up on recent 24 hour cable news controversies, Holy poo poo that is loving horrible. Do you know if there's a thread talking about this?
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prefect posted:Holy poo poo that is loving horrible. Do you know if there's a thread talking about this? There was one back in January, but it was closed because it turned to poo poo as rape threads in GBS inevitably do.
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Does anyone know if Tim Duncan is aware of all the Onion articles about him?
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This one always makes me giggle like a child. Paleontologists: 'We've Been Looking At Dinosaurs Upside Down'
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DMV Reconsidering 'One For The Road' Driver Relaxation Campaign
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