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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
I love the way it looks like a Stuart MacGill impersonator has spammed the comments here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQRqa6_mlCI

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fuckpot
May 20, 2007

Lurking beneath the water
The future Immortal awaits

Team Anasta
I would kill to have a bowler half as good as MacGill in the side right now. He would have got 400 wickets for sure if it wasn't for Warne. Truly the Pete Best of cricketers.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

loving New Zealand letting Compton get another hundred, by the way. At least there's only Australia coming up so it shouldn't cause too much damage.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Watch Bell and Pieterson put on a 200 run stand here too just to really piss us off.

Ilanin
May 31, 2009

Smarter than the average Blair.
As far as I can tell you're pretty much going to end up pissed off whatever happens, since both England being good and England being bad seem to annoy you at the moment.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
This is dull. They need to be told to get on with it.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

I don't see the England team as a single entity, I go on an individual basis:

Cook - like
Compton - no long term future, pointless player, will get found out and everyone knows it
Trott - an England number 3 who's actually good, like
Pietersen - don't like at the moment, want to fail
Bell - my days of giving a poo poo about Bell are long gone
Root - from Sheffield and a Beautiful Downtown Bramall Lane regular, future ATG of the game
Prior - an England keeper batsman who's actually good, like
Broad - bellend
Finn - bellend, but better than Broad
Anderson - bellend, but better than Broad and Finn
Monty - HATE

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

serious gaylord posted:

Watch Bell and Pieterson put on a 200 run stand here too just to really piss us off.


Nice.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Someone should make a GIF of Darth Vader throwing Asad Rauf out of the Death Star.


On a related note, a google image search of Asad Rauf brings surprisingly humorous results.

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Bit of a dark horse is Raufy. Good lad.

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Little Joe Root. Shown up by KP. Shameful.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

That looks like the kinda shot you get from someone who's had a poor upbringing in some poo poo town to me.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

gifman turns up when the United fan is out, what a surprise. I'd rather he wouldn't post here anymore tbh, gone right off him.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If they could just up the RR to about 4, that'd be lovely.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

goatface posted:

If they could just up the RR to about 4, that'd be lovely.

This is gonna be a draw mate, don't even get your hopes up. With the pitch as it is, and the incoming weather, England would need a top class spinner to get the win, which they simply do not have with Swann out. Why they didn't pick Tredwell I do not know.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A man can dream. They could declare over lunch!

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
Just saw that "Ryan Sidebottom" is playing for Victoria in the Shield. Not the English player.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
Steele's brother

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Come on Prior, stop padding your average and kick on.

edit - That's better.

goatface fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Mar 15, 2013

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

It's pretty funny that Broad bats higher than Finn.

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

Haven't you heard? Broad is an all-rounder. An all round piece of poo poo.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I don't think Peter Fulton is very good.

Mancubus
Jun 29, 2011
Clarke just won the toss. Australia will bat.

Mancubus fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Mar 15, 2013

PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008

RideTheSpiral posted:

I love the way it looks like a Stuart MacGill impersonator has spammed the comments here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQRqa6_mlCI

It actually is Stuart MacGill, him and Robelinda/Rob Moody are friends :negative:

Wonder if its stopped pissing down in India yet.

Also NZ collapse incoming.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Stuart MacGill was only ever a three hour flight away from playing 100 test matches.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
Seriously Cricinfo stop posting so much comments for the Ind-Aus test, there's one after every delivery!

PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008

Doctor Cave posted:

Seriously Cricinfo stop posting so much comments for the Ind-Aus test, there's one after every delivery!

Sometimes twice!

Joan: "Even though TV is the big earner, the "product" is much more exciting to watch if there is a big crowd showing passion and involvement."
15.5
Ashwin to Warner, no run, flat length ball, defended in front of off
Joan: "Even though TV is the big earner, the "product" is much more exciting to watch if there is a big crowd showing passion and involvement."

Off to work, I expect Australia will either be 1/170 or 9/250 when I get off.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
The worst is when they publish comments from people complaining that their comments never get published.

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Cowan has 30 and has entered about to get dismissed territory

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

ur fukt m8
0/104?

What the gently caress is going on

*buys another TV*

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
The wicket is pretty flat. I mean the odd ball is staying down but its pretty good batting conditions. Really have to get a big score here.

Hyperriker
Nov 1, 2008

ur fukt m8

Burn Down Canberra posted:

The wicket is pretty flat. I mean the odd ball is staying down but its pretty good batting conditions. Really have to get a big score here.

Yeah but this is Australia

Phil Hughes will get less than 10

Please Phil :frogout:

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Is this the lowest strike rate Warner's ever had?
And wow, I honestly can't remember the last time we had a 100+ opening run stand that wasn't Warner 85/Cowan 15.

ShoeFly
Dec 28, 2006

Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

webmeister posted:

Is this the lowest strike rate Warner's ever had?
And wow, I honestly can't remember the last time we had a 100+ opening run stand that wasn't Warner 85/Cowan 15.

He had that century against NZ that took him a while to get.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Haha Clarke fails at 3 again. Good work everyone.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
So that's why Clarke doesn't bat up the order

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Lmao Phil Hughes vs India. 6.3 avg woot

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Auditore
Nov 4, 2010
Inb4 Phil Hughes duck.

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